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Pets › Re: The Persecution Of Cats In Nigeria by bezimo(m): 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2016

Uchihaitaci:
WOW....CAN YOU GUYS SEE WHAT THIS DUDE TYPED? WOW....SO A SO CALLED PASTOR SHOULDN'T SPEAK FOR TRUTH WHETHER IT CONCERNS EVEN A FLOWER? WOW
SO THE CONCERNS OF ISSUES BESIDES HUMANS LIKE GLOBAL WARMING AND SUCH ARE TRIVIAL?
WOW.... MY GOODNESS

PLEASE ARE YOU ILL? OR DO YOU JUST THINK WITH YOUR ANUS?

https://i.imgur.com/JQLRHsi.gif

Between me and you, perhaps it's obvious who has sent sense to the garbage.

Men of God should speak what truth?
Are you the one that called them to preach, that you have the temerity to suggest to them what to say on the pulpit?
How is how different folks treat their animals including cats, the Men of God's problem?
Have you heard of the word animal right activist?

Abeg get out, if you can't rationally submit an informed perspective.Nonsense.

Pets › Re: The Persecution Of Cats In Nigeria by bezimo(m): 4:57pm On Nov 26, 2016*

Uchihaitaci:
Finally!! Someone has addressed this issue..i have to say that Nigerians are one of the most backward, superstitious , idi0tic species of humans on earth.

The other day in my office a beautiful eagle was killed... all because they believe it was a witch. i wept and felt so sad when even so called learned colleagues where like sir, its because you dont know o, this thing na witch.

And we have so called pastors in this country like Adeboye, Oyedepo and Chris Oyakhilomeh who should have addressed this issue long ago if they weren't so focused on stealing their church funds and adding more followers to take advantage off...

I weep for Nigerians, small wonder why this country is so backward and the people praise mediocrity

So men of God should leave preaching to start addressing trivial issues like cat matters.

How you dey reason sef?
Na you commission these men of God to become Animal rights activist?

Pets › Re: The Persecution Of Cats In Nigeria by bezimo(m): 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2016

fratermathy:
It is so unfortunate that in my country, Nigeria, cats are one of the most assaulted, stigmatized and unfortunate animals. Nigeria's level of religiosity, especially among Southern Christians, and the belief in witchcraft, as well as other superstitious beliefs, have made these cute, adorable and shy animals one of the most hated in the country. At the mention or sighting of a cat, the Christian fundamentalists will shout "blood of Jesus", "you cannot suck my blood", "my enemies have come", etc. The unfortunate cat may end up being killed over nothing. These thoughts can be traced to the influence of dumb and stupid low budget movies such as as Helen Ukpabio's End of the Wicked, the same movie that advocated for the branding of children as witches and which led to an international outrage just a few years ago. In her low quality movie, children transform to cats, owl, snakes, etc, to wreck havoc. Oh, how I pity for my nation and its mostly gullible Christian stock. It is one thing not to be a cat person, as many are in Western countries, but to hate cats because of a belief that they can harm you spiritually... O C'mon!

Here are some highly stupid theories Nigerians have concerning cats:

1. Cats are witches or possessed: if cats can be witches or can be possessed, can't the same argument be made for dogs, goats, sheep, rats, and HUMANS? Why take that of a cat to be peculiar? Secondly, I don't believe in the bullsh*t that cats can be possessed. That's mere African Christian stupidity and ignorance. Cats are adorable creatures and won't harm you. If truly cats can be possessed, then it is those who can possess a cat that should be feared, not the cats themselves. God created this animal and it is not our place to kill them or hate them for being what they are.

2. Cats move only at night: it should be noted that cats are mainly nocturnal. By that, I mean they are more active at nights. So also with owls, and other persecuted animals in Nigeria. Animals usually evolve to be more active at day or night or both due to various factors. We can't persecute them for that.

3. Cats have scary eyes: this argument is usually so dumb that I wonder about the sanity of those who say it. Cat's eyes are beautiful and they usually become round or "snaky" to accommodate extra light and see well. Their eyes also shine at night because that's how they were created and it makes them see much better.

4. Cats are not good pets: this is not true. Cats are adorable pets who worship their owners and love them. They are clean and independent. They are agile and strong. They answer to names and protect you from rodents. In short, cats can compete with dogs anytime, any day.

While there are more points that Nigerians make, these are the ones I feel the need to correct the most. Most of these Nigerian pastors that feed off the ignorance of people have caused so much hatred for these adorable creatures. If you are guilty of cat persecution and you are a Christian, you need to reevaluate your Christianity. I live you all with this:

All things bright and beautiful,
All CREATURES, great and small
All things bright and wonderful,
THE LORD GOD made them ALL!

- Mathias Orhero

I prefer dogs to cats.

Dogs are better pets than cats.I think most folks would agree.

Nigerian cats move in the night but oyibo cat move anytime day or night.So nocturnal stuff is not true.

Whether you believe or not, in Africa folks live in a strange and mysterious environment. Not every Animal that you see is really an animal, hence many folks have the disposition to react in a negative way towards cats.

Education › Re: UNIBEN Female Students & Their Luggage Outside Waiting For Hostel Allocation by bezimo(m): 4:29pm On Nov 26, 2016

That doesn't look like front of Hall 2 hostel in Uniben

Hope this news is not fake.

Christianity Etc › Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by bezimo(m): 4:24pm On Nov 26, 2016

What is all these I hear about cucumber this cucumber that.Haha.

Perversion has entered another gear.

Christianity Etc › Re: No One Died During Miracle - Bishop Emmanuel Denies ‘Man Dies In Coffin' Story by bezimo(m): 4:14pm On Nov 26, 2016

Posting fake news to bring down a pastor is some people's satanic ministry.

Why would someone propagate lies that never happened to bring another person down even if the person is not a pastor.?

Wickedness everywhere!

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Crime › Re: Uniabuja Student Shot Dead By A Cultist by bezimo(m): 4:03pm On Nov 26, 2016

ochubaebube:
I beg to disagree with your conclusion that if you have an occultist or a cultist as a friend, you will eventually be one of them. My roommate back in school was a cultist throughout our stay in school but I wasn't. at least 65% of my best friends back in school were cultists of the same cult with my roommate, we all rolled together and I still didn't sign up to be a cultist. They practically gave me all the education I now know about cultism. Life is all about Focus!!! My focus and theirs was never the same.

This is a blatant lie.You want to mislead folks that associating with cultist is alright.Thats a failed attempt.
"I stand not to be corrected that you can't roll with cultists and not become one of them"

I had my first degree in a University in Benin City a few years ago. I know a few case studies.So don't come here with all those misleading rhetorics.

Crime › Re: Uniabuja Student Shot Dead By A Cultist by bezimo(m): 9:58pm On Nov 25, 2016*

A decision to join cultism is a decision to choose death and destruction.No room for sympathy or pity party here.

You cant have occultist and cultist as the people you roll with and not join them.

The Holy Book of Wisdom said "He that walketh with the wise shall be wise, but a companion of fools shall be destroyed" Prov 13:20.

The irony of this is that the person who introduced this guy who was killed in the act of cultism may later repent, amend his ways and make heaven, whereas this guy who was wasted would be burning in hell.

One of the greatest tragedy in life is to be associating with very wrong folks.

1000 good friends are not eneough but 1 bad friend is too much- ArchBishop Benson Idahosa.

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Properties › Re: Architects: What Is Wrong With This Preliminary Draft by bezimo(m): 1:23pm On Nov 25, 2016

I noticed 2 of the bedrooms don't have a wardrobe/closet in them.I would suggest a redesign to accommodate that.

All the best on your prohect

Christianity Etc › Re: Strange Acts Of God by bezimo(op): 5:57am On Nov 25, 2016

hopefulLandlord:
lol

OP should give us a limb grolwing miracle

I assure you that God has done that creative miracle of growing limbs and the likes countless number of times in a number of his choice servants crusades.His servants such as TL Osborn, Reinhard bonkhe and so on.I would dig those testimonies out as it happened.

".....Besides preaching at the crusades, Osborn prays for the masses—without laying hands on anyone—and subsequently sees countless miracles take place. Some of the more astounding occurrences have included the instantaneous healing of leprosy, blindness and crippled legs, and deliverance from demon possession. On more than one occasion, the Osborns witnessed uneven limbs growing out to the proper length."

http://www.charismamag.com/blogs/363-j15/features/heroes-of-faith/2107-he-dared-to-touch-the-world

Christianity Etc › Re: Strange Acts Of God by bezimo(op): 4:05am On Nov 25, 2016

oluwalfa:
madness

For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God-I cor 1:18

Your case is not beyond redeemable, Jesus Christ Arms are spread out to you to accept him.

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Christianity Etc › Strange Acts Of God by bezimo(op): 3:46am On Nov 25, 2016*

And the LORD said to Samuel, Behold, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle - I Sam 3:11

For the LORD shall rise up, that he may do his work, his strange work; and bring to pass his act, his strange act
Isa 28:21b

I would be posting testimonies that I hear of the Strange Acts of God in the life of his people.
Share your testimonies and build the faith of fellow believers of the awesomeness of God

Heaven responding to the obedience of a daughter of Zion.

Shared by Pst Paul Eneche at the ongoing KPGWC 2016.

He said and I quote"The dunamis pastor in charge of Otukpo church in Benue state called for a seed to buy a generator. A girl in the village where the church is located pledged N5000, she only had N2000 and gave the money as her own generator seed.After doing that she got an Alert of N50000 paid to her account.When she checked who sent the money.The senders name was HEAVEN.
Men and brethren this is super strange and unbelievable but it happened.

Jesus Operates Soul Winner and brings out Metal brace
Shared by Bishop Oyedepo in one of his teachings.

A man was going through a serious health challenge that required him to have surgery to support his bone.He went to India several times and one occasion a metal brace was planted in his arm to help to resolve his health challenge.After the surgery he was in consistent pains having returned to Nigeria. He needed Devine intervention.Then came the massive operation wonder double agenda calling Winner chapel members to go out there and win souls for Christ.This brother obeyed went out aggressively on a certain Saturday and won 10 souls after which Jesus said to him go to sleep I want to operate on you.So he went to sleep and woke up later with the metal brace implanted in him in India was out of his body and by his side and no sign that his body was operated upon and the pain all gone.
This seem unbelievable but its true.I saw the metal brace displayed with a portion of the man's bone and the man in question.It happened live.

God heals Nollywood Actor of Kidney Challenge.

Nollywood actor, Leo Mezie has shared the story of his miraculous recovery from a Kidney ailment he suffered few months ago.
The movie star said his rapid recovery has compelled him to believe Jesus Christ more than he previously did. “I had thought that I would die,” Mezie told Allure Vanguard during a press briefing held on Tuesday at Ojez Bar, Surulere, Lagos.

I don’t know why Jesus chose to give me a second chance, but I believe it’s to serve him, and this time around in everything I do.

At a point, I was ready to die. I had lost all hopes and was already making plans to return to the village, but God gave me a second chance to life, so that I can win more souls for him with my testimony. We had concluded plans for a kidney transplant; donor’s treatment, medical bills, compensation and lots more, but God turned my case around.

After series of prayer, the kidneys that were diagnosed and confirmed damaged began to pick up and heal. At the long run, I didn’t have to go through any transplant; the doctors were amazed at the sudden transformation, which could be done by only God,” he said.

The actor also said he had a clergy, Apostle Suleiman Johnson to thank for footing his medical and travel expenses to the United Kingdom health facility, where he had hope to do a transplant

http://allure.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/thought-die-leo-mezie-shares-survival-story/

God shows brother Unusual devine favour to secure a Job.

Shared by Bishop David Abioye.
A brother was going for a job interview having been imparted with devine favour from Above.He went for an interview, when it was his turn he went into the interview panel, they looked at him asked a few questions then told him to join the interview panel to interview other candidates. Needless to say he got a role higher than what he applied for.
Who has had of such a thing? - Isa 66:8 Unbelievable, but that is the God of heaven doing his strange work.

Many more coming

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Romance › Re: I Stiched My Anus Thrice, Wore Pampers For Years – Repentant Nigerian Gay by bezimo(m): 3:31pm On Nov 23, 2016

Been a gay is not a sin, its an ABOMINATION sponsored by the spirit of homosexuality either in girls or guys which has generational consequences.
What a demonic perversion? God created soft beautiful ladies for guys, yet a guy is looking at another guy.If its not super demonic, what is it?

Demonic and satanic inspired research have continued to propagate the false claim that those folks are born that way.What a deceitful and ill conceived conclusion.

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Events › Re: Bride On Wheelchair Weds Boyfriend Of 8 Years (Pics, Video) by bezimo(m): 9:32pm On Nov 21, 2016

Obviously beautiful love shared between the couples but there is a God in heaven who worketh miracles on the earth if she wants to walk again. His holy vessels are disseminating the creative healing power of God on the earth.She can visit OMF ministries Hq in Auchi where God is using his servant Apostle Suleman to make the disabled and impaired become abled.
May God bless their Union.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Buys Toyota Car For His Church Member(photos) by bezimo(m): 12:48am On Nov 21, 2016

The Apostle gave 3 cars and cash gifts last sunday, yet he is giving again today.It seems that is something that happens every week at the church Hq in Auchi
Puting smile on the faces of his members and their families.If this is not good and an example for others to follow, then what is it?

I know there are pharisees/saducees who wont see anything good in the gesture displayed by the Apostle because their sense of empathy and sensibility is in the garbage, but if its to criticise they know how to criticise the man.

God bless Apostle Johnson Suleman.

Crime › Re: Man Says Thief Burnt In Lagos "Deserves To Die" by bezimo(m): 2:58pm On Nov 17, 2016

If to kill and murder is good let those theives experience it.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by bezimo(m): 3:10am On Nov 16, 2016

The Bible say they exist, you say no.
OK oh.

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Family › Re: My Husband Always Shouts At Me In Public by bezimo(m): 12:16am On Nov 15, 2016

That husband of yours needs to learn.
How can a man be embarrassing his wife in front of strangers and then the public.I think that's terrible.The man no get shame at all. He has no maturity or respect for you.

Doesnt he know that when he disrespects his wife in public no one would want to respect her.

Do consistently bring it up to him and let him know he is affecting your disposition.
Does he have junior siblings. Does he shout on them openly the way he does to you, his wife.
if No, then I think there is something wrong with the Love in your marital union.
Because no reasonable husband talks down on his wife that he loves, talkless of in public.

Politics › Re: NNPC Engineers Mount GPS Monument As Search For Oil In The North Intensifies by bezimo(m): 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2016

Buhari and his daft govt should stop wasting scarce resources looking for oil in the Barren North, You can only find groundnut and kulikuli oil.Haha.
That moment when FG is looking for oil in the North but Chevron is making new oil discovery in offshore Bayelsa.

Politics › Re: GEJ Congratulates Donald Trump, Salutes Clinton For Conceding by bezimo(m): 4:08pm On Nov 10, 2016

Izonpikin:
This is the only sane man in nigerian politics that has the moral right to congratulate clinton and trump...

The rest of our power hungry hypocritical politicians should shove their pleasantries down their throat...

Useless leaders who would do anything to win elections and never concede if need be..

Well stated

Politics › Re: Clinton Lost Because She Wanted To Edit The Holy Bible – Doyin Okupe by bezimo(m): 3:55pm On Nov 10, 2016

PaulIdu:
Those who know know ..Hillary was a grand Jezebel and there was no way God was going to allow her triumph

Absolutely, but ignorant folks dont know this.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Insult The Prophet TB Joshua & Evoke Curses Upon Yourself" - Fan by bezimo(m): 3:58pm On Nov 09, 2016

chuose:
I beg who ein go curse?
simple election ein no fit predict, now ein wan curse person?

no make person laff.

Thank God say people don see say na fake man, like Adeboye & Oyedepo

What does Oyedepo and Adeboye got to do with the situation of predicting election or not. If you are angry with these men of God take your misguided frustration and vexation away and channel properly to the govt of the day.They are not your problem.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 9:25am On Nov 07, 2016

If you are not a member of Winners Chapel, please take your misguided opinion on the fees of CU to the gargabe its pretty irrelevant.

I wont be suprised if most of the people speaking again Papa here hardly give in church may be maximum #100, if they give oh, yet they have the nonsense temerity to talk about CU fees, that it should be free.

Let us even say.Its through our givings that the World class university was built, but again we are not complaining and we keep celebrating the advancement of the church on all fronts.

Or you want to say.How many Winners are benefitting from the school, Bishop Oyedepo has a foundation that gives scolarship to many serious and indigent students.Just recently at the concluded youth alive conference in August, Bishop mentioned scholarship for all First class students that are members to Masters and PhD respectively. The ignoramus won't hear and talk about this.
How many christian universities are free in the world?

Christianity Etc › Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by bezimo(m): 5:47pm On Nov 06, 2016

Everybody would repent one day, but for some it would be too late -(Benny hinn speaking having had a vision of the Lord and watching folks stand before his throne of Judgement)

Christianity Etc › Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by bezimo(m): 5:40pm On Nov 06, 2016

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him

REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Christianity Etc › Re: Waking Up From Sleep With Thin Blade Marks On My Body. by bezimo(m): 5:05pm On Nov 06, 2016

Hey Op

Whats happening to you is that you are been attacked by forces of witchcraft and marked for evil.You are not alone in that experience.
What you need is the anoiting of the holyghost which can be communicated to you by the blessed anoiting oil.
Locate a Winners Chapel near you.Try to start attending and get the blessed anoiting oil.Then anoit the marks and chant in the Holy ghost.
Are you born again?
If not you cant successfully address that.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 10:47pm On Nov 05, 2016*

Stephandeswardt:
The man should stop using God as a selling point in his worldly business...... Nigeria as a nation is struggling to MAINTAIN jets, state governmentschools don't have private jet, ......he should separate business from God ,if he can maintain those jetseeking, then he can offer scholarship to at least 150 of the less financial buoyant flock of his church......IF they can maintain a certain GPA. ....as one of the major requirements .....no be only greedy chop chop and aquisition of worldly properties.....fucking greedy man

Are you aware of Bishop David Oyedepo Foundation that has given scholarships to many indigent students who are members of Winners Chapel to Covenant University and Landmark University.He has given scholarships to more than 150 students since inception, if you are ignorant about this, find out more and be guided on your unfounded criticism so you don't attract devine discipline of "chronic mouth odour" like it happened to that foolish guy that was a victim who later begged for prayer of mercy from Bishop.

Below is the application link for this year
http://www.lmu.edu.ng/all-news/11-news/280-david-oyedepo-foundation-announces-scholarship-scheme#.WB5UyHNOnqA

For international applicants the application like is below
http://www.iefa.org/scholarships/2518/David_Oyedepo_Foundation_Scholarships_for_African_Students

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 9:32pm On Nov 05, 2016

Stephandeswardt:
I will rather apply my commonsense , than do follow follow like you. .....even soldiers that are trained to follow orders, are taught to apply discretion. ....

It doesn't matter to me.I am a rational person, but when it comes to spiritual matters, I drop my rationality and try to align with what is commanded and it's been paying off on a personal note.
So you can apply common sense and discretion on how you approach your things but I disagree because life isn't always about common sense or rationality.

For instance tithing look stupid and foolish to an unredeemed man, but to christians tithing is as commanded by God and gives us devine insurance from misfortune and calamity.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2016

Stephandeswardt:
My people perish for lack of knowledge, when you pastor t3ell you. ..put hand inside fire please put...fool

Abeg take your misguided opinion away, you that have knowledge what has become of you?
Better to be obedient and look foolish and be blessed in return that act wise with nothing to show.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2016

safarigirl:
Lol @ hundreds of millions, is he importing foreign students as well?

Nigeria is a nation of 850 million people, so going by your "hundreds of millions" uncle David has given at least 200 million people scholarship? How many people have graduated from those schools since their inception? I don't even think they are up to 10 million, so who are these hundreds of millions?

Una go just dey type carelessly

You should be smart enough to know that I was referring to monetary terms(Hundreds of millions of Naira) and not act clueless.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To Oyedepo And Critics Of Covenant University's Fee by bezimo(m): 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2016

Eleniyan231:
The school will be built with members money tithe offering special money for so so projext but when the school is finish members children wont be able to attend.Their member children in the school are not up to 30% but its only God that can judge

We that are members of Winners Chapel are not complaining, so take your misguided opinion away.

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