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mightyhazel:
I wonder how many ppl were incacerated and threathened wit death because of dis! Just imagine,..a goat( a far lower animal) was named after a sitting president,..a name tag hung on its scruff,snaped and uploaded on internet,..but no ijaw nor southsouth man batted a lid,no political outcry. Infact I doubt if any nigerdeltan nor evn a southerner evn took a second notice of it.

Now a delta man supposedly named his dog buhari(no pictorial evidence o!) and demonic hypocrites are all over d place baying for blood!
Who wud blame nnamdi kanu and ipob wen dey state it as it is?

Patrik007:
Today I'm talking about the types of neigbours found in Hostels, Off campus Hostels to be precise, Let's begin Note: It's not a generalization,
most students fall under on of the following:-

(1) The Borrower
These set of neighbours are very friendly and nice at first, Then they reveal their true self when you become close to them, they start by innocently borrowing things from you, and you being a good neighbor happily comply. but they see this as an invitation to keep borrowing your Stuff, even to personal objects, It gets to a point where they just help themselves without asking you. the good ones return borrowed objects in a damaged state, while others don't return them at all

(2) The Churchy Neighbour
These set of neighbours see themselves as the holy of Holy's, they don't mingle with others whom they tag as worldly people. their major concern is Church, Church, Church

(3) The Gladiator
These set of neighbours are like kratos in The God of war video game, they keep fighting over little issues. everyone try their best to avoid their them.

(4) The DJ
These set of neighbours are well known for their habit of playing loud music, they always play the sound system with the settings on the highest volume, thus making it difficult for other people to sleep or concentrate while reading. they don't care if they're disturbing other people around.

(5) The Yahoo Guy$$$$$$
These guys are highly respected by other neighbours due to their financial level, they put on good clothes, have the most furnished apartments, drive good cars, and they know how to ball .....

(6) The Party Goer
To These set of neighbours, everyday is Friday.. all they care about is Party, party party. and they are the ones who always return late at night and knock the gate for those inside to let them into the compound.

(7) The Run town
These Set of neigbours are also known as hustlers, they get the highest number of august visitors... lol (if u know what I mean) most times the visitors stay over night playing (temple run) with them.

( The Food hunter
These set of neighbours are really good at finding and devouring food, they secretly cook their food, but openly devour the food of other people, when you're cooking, they won't come into your apartment, but the moment the food is ready they will just stroll in and lie down on your bed....I don't know how they do it, maybe they use food detecting radar.....

(9) The Psycho
This neighbor tends to keep to themselves. Their blinds are always shut and you never really see them except for the times that they are peering through the window at you. On the odd occasion that you do catch them outside, they will never return your hello, but instead give you a silent cold stare.

(10) The Gossipers
These ones are the BBC and CNN of the hostel, they know about the latest happenings withing and outside the hostel, they know those dating each other, keeping malice with each other, e.t.c, They pretend to be your best friend so that they can scoop information from you to give to their next victim,....

(11) The Nice Neigbour
These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced.......

I'm done, feel free to add yours

Herodutus:
my brother, we b d same o.after watching porn And masturbating, I always delete good bfs that I downloaded, with a strong promise of never giving in to that urge again. at most 3days And the urge is back again in a crazy way, that I will end up downloading more of it. the circle continues this way. I have prayed to God for help several times, But here I am. just downloaded 4 today also. I once went to d extent of asking God to kill me any day I try it again. But then, like in one week time, I saw myself saying "God Please forgive me for what I said about porn And masturbation cus about to do it again

AfroKnight:
You call someone daft but struggle to grasp the meaning of "rehabilitate". Amusing.

AfroKnight:
Some juvenile Nairaland members sef. The keyword is REHABILITATE. This is not the same as CREATE. You only rehabilitate EXISTING property.

If you don't like a man you should not ALWAYS strive to oppose him even to the point of appearing stupíd.

bezimo:
This chelsea current model of playing around and trying to force a way through wont go far.We need creativity. Oscar and matic cannot provide that. Costa need another support. Conte, what are you doing?

rusher14:
I've noticed most people that most monikers that insult, act aggressive and display a sense of immaturity are newly registered.

The earliest would be just after the election of 2015. I wonder why.

knightsTempler:
Some people need to be reminded that Goodluck Jonathan is gone and he is not coming back. So no need to keep running in circles, looking for excuses to defend Buhari and why Jonathan was not an option. Don't feel threatened.

What should threaten you is an Economy that is moving haphazardly without direction under this regime which have increase hardship and suffering.

So when next you buy a bucket of Garri for 800, a bag of rice for N20,000, fuel for N145 (that might soon become N180), cooking gas for N4,000, Kerosene for N300; keep saying "GEJ wasn't an option".

When your family members lament to you about how things have become worse, tell them "GEJ wasn't an option" because it makes you feel good.

Iranu!!!

AnonyNymous:
That's no miracle he bought that sh*t with their tithes

omonla555:
He is doing it for his fatherland, so Eto, Drogba and others have done same even C. Ronaldo for Portugal.

It is no news.



What is the fuse about what I wrote here? I don't owe anyone apology for this comment. Nigeria made Mikel and he is giving back to the country. Other stars have done same to their fatherland. Some people just hate Nigeria for a futile agitation for a country that may never be. We have no other country than Nigeria and I want to let you guys know that, there is no amount of hatred or curse you place upon Nigeria that you will not be a partaker. What have I said to warrant some guys saying rubbish or bad belly?
Mikel has not done enough and will still do more.

Efe3:
wow, I didn't know North Eastern Nigeria had such dense green vegetation, I could have mistook the site for somewhere in the Niger Delta.

Welcomme:
Is better one marries a white lady abroad than our sisters over there ..