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Family / Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 4:00pm On Jun 28, 2023
Evolutionlove:


This is exactly what i am searching for right now.

Many Rich People in Nigeria don't know how to enjoy life.

My dear, the reality is that most people in Lagos have are yet to realise the level of unnecessary stress that they've subjected themselves to.

There's no arguing the fact that Lagos has some advantages, but most of those advantages aren't accessible to all residents especially an average person that's working a 9-5.

Most Lagosian spend a better part of their lives in traffic congestion, they live a restless life, life on the fast lane, always in a hurry to beat traffic .Lemme not get started on the folly of some islanders who spend more than half of their annual salaries on exhorbitant house rent, not including service charge.

I'm in the surbubs, no amusement park, no shopping mall (3hours drive and I have acess to these things) but i have some peace and quiet and a much healthy lifestyle.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Needs To Arrest This Guy, This Is Too Funny (pics) by bigbauer(m): 10:02am On Jun 28, 2023
Coloraddo07:
"Pray I don't chase ambitions till am old and my hands are shaking"

This is too funny



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsdkZij7AI
dabull you need to either change your genre or become more articulate, I couldn't hear a word you sang, honestly you were mumbling. Busta Rhyme, Lil Wayne, and even Twista are rappers who rap pretty fast, yet one can hear what they're saying. Refine your craft, no hate.
Family / Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 9:03am On Jun 28, 2023
pocohantas:


I never spoke for you. I am sure I didn't tag you in that comment.

I also never expected your first reply, so I would be pleased now that I wouldn't have to deal with another reply from you.

Typical Tier4 Island aggresiveness. grin


Typical Tire4 Island got me cracking. I've stayed in phase1, phase2, at a point I even stayed at Alpha Beach, and I can tell you for free Lagos Island isn't worth the hype, it's one of the most corrupt places in Nigeria, the headquarters of all forms of social vices, prostitution, lesbianism, gay, the whole LGBTQ thing.

And IMHO it's one of the worst places to train a child, 7out of 10 female (18+) is in one form of prostitution (I consider all forms of multiple sexual partners as prostitution) or the other, the same with the males.

Lemme not get started on the poor sanitary condition of the place especially when it rains, + lack of water (no thanks to the ocean).


In summary, Lagos Island no worth am.

I'm grateful that I escaped the madness called Lagos I dey one bush around middle belt Nigeria, clean air, no congestion, access to good and fresh food, etc. Make una dey una Lagos.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, I Am A UIUX Designer With 4years of experience by bigbauer(m): 8:18pm On May 09, 2023
Cory1:


Here a link to my portfolio: https://www.behance.net/OkekeTimothy
And the link to my website:
https://cory.vzy.io/
Here's a link to my LinkedIn profile:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/okeke-timothy-903a78164

Seen, I will share it with someone who may need your services.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job, I Am A UIUX Designer With 4years of experience by bigbauer(m): 4:54pm On May 08, 2023
Cory1:
4years in the Job and i don't even have a good job, just been working for seed state companies and I am not earning up to 30k and i need a job either UIUX Design or Product Design position with a good pay. Please anyone who can help could call this number 08072237808 or comment his or her WhatsApp number for me to reach out.🙏


Where's your GitHub or freelance profile link?
Pets / Re: Lady Scared For Her Life After Her Overseas Boss' Dog Attacked Her (pics/video) by bigbauer(m): 8:54am On May 05, 2023
From the video, it's apparent that the dog isn't attacking her. A dog that's attacking her would be facing her to bark, and even trying to climb where she climbed, what I saw in the video is a dog that's barking at something else. I have a dog and I know how dogs attack people, and that dog wasn't attacking her, trust me if it was, she wouldn't even remember where her phone is, not to mention making a video with such a calm voice, That video is for the gram I hope the dog doesn't get to attack her for real one day.

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Crime / Re: Stephen Yohanna, Drunk Kwara Police Officer Defecates In His Uniform by bigbauer(m): 4:01am On May 02, 2023
"shitted for him body" Grammar of a Nigerian Policeman

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Webmasters / Re: Choosing A Reliable And Efficient Web Hosting And Domain Registration platform. by bigbauer(m): 8:21am On Apr 18, 2023
fnep2smooth:
No Nigeria hosting ? grin


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They accept virtual card from Payday and Tribal Pay

Use my referral code to check their price.
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I build and teach web development for a living.
Hire a pro today

Link to your github profile?
Family / Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by bigbauer(m): 5:28pm On Apr 08, 2023
EmmyDJourno:
Pray oO, the attacks first sons experience no be here

This particular attack is coming from the young man's family. His father and mother to be precise
Family / Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by bigbauer(m): 12:17pm On Apr 08, 2023
NeoWanZaeed:


When you are not a father.
You have no idea what it costs.

Go and kill your father because he punished you.

We know your type. Your father abuses you badly. Mentally and physically..

Keyboard warrior


Dude you're wrong, the family, matter of fact, the entire family did that boy great harm. What's the career prospects for pharmacists in Nigeria? How many pharmacist have produced a drug in Nigeria? Yet still, how many pharmaceutical companies are producing even vitamin C in Nigeria? What if that boy is an inventor? Do you know what living below your potential feels like? Can you imagine what living below your capability because your father, the one person who should help you fulfil your destiny is bent on truncating it would feel like?

Why is the man trying to make his son become the scapegoat for his failures? He has seen that others are making more money and living a better life than he is, as a result he decided to relive his life through his son not minding the fact that the son has a different pathway.

booksbo0k you failed as a mother and wife. You should be blamed too, what did you do and or where did you fit in while the future of this young man (I don't want to use the words "your son"wink was being used as an experimental copy?

If I were the guy in question, I would've left you guys immediately after he came home for COVID-19 break. You guys don't deserve him, and he's right, he doesn't belong to that family.


PS: I have children already, so I know what it means to be a father and a son too.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by bigbauer(m): 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2023
Ndleabilli:
I'm good with UI design
can you share your GitHub link?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by bigbauer(m): 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2023
Ndleabilli:
Hello everyone, I recently relocated to Lagos and I'm actively seeking job opportunities as a HND holder in Metallurgical Engineering with completed NYSC and skills in website design, PHP programming, and graphics design. I am open to any work opportunities and Please contact me.

add python, solidity, UI/UX and data analytics and you would become a highly skilled full-stack developer. And web 3.0 will welcome you with open arms.
Properties / Re: How Did You Fund Building Of Your First Duplex & How Long Did It Take? by bigbauer(m): 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2023
ZombieSlayer1:

I build web apps that people subscribe to use. Currently have 4 different ones. Mostly focused on marketing, though I have a travel agency too. This is aside my software development agency in US and UK. I also run other smaller businesses too. I run a dog kennel. I breed and sell dogs though I do this one mostly as a hobby. The key is to diversify so money comes from different angles

Do you have specific breeds? I need a male Caucasian Shepherd.
Health / Re: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by bigbauer(m): 4:39pm On Mar 03, 2023
gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.

watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtnQq6byng4
Computers / Re: My Pc Is Displaying This, How Do I Solve It (with Picture) by bigbauer(m): 12:42pm On Feb 26, 2023
Greyworld:

I'm sorry I mentioned on a different thread with same issue. I didn't see this before.

This is what I got

Your Hard Disk Drive is disconnected, pull it out and push it in again. (remember to shut down first)
Pets / Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 10:15am On Feb 23, 2023
Walekennel:

09023199287
DM me

Thanks
Pets / Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2023
I am in need of a 3-4 months pure breed (big bone) male black fur Caucasian Shepherd
Pets / Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2023
Walekennel:
Champion and maxi
My boys

Age?
Phones / Re: This Starlink Is Expensive To Maintain by bigbauer(m): 1:02pm On Feb 16, 2023
HitRun:


The reason for the cap is to ensure it remains a residential plan. No matter how many devices or how heavy you use it, one house can never exceed the 1TB threshold in a month.

As a matter of principle, I tend to avoid blanket statements (generalisations). You don't know what each household usage could be. There are homes with Ip cameras, smart doorbells, smart homes, tv, refrigerators etc. Personally we use about 600gb monthly at home, that's because we are being very frugal with data.

I was expecting and hoping that Starlinks would be uncapped, I must say that it's disappointing.

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Pets / Re: Adult Caucasian For Sale. 120k by bigbauer(m): 12:42am On Feb 08, 2023
lateefGRDT:
male 6 weeks
Pure breed

Too young, I have a 7months old female already. I need a 4-5months old black male.
Pets / Re: Adult Caucasian For Sale. 120k by bigbauer(m): 8:25pm On Feb 05, 2023
windvane:
I have 1,2 years 400k
That's an adult already, anything above 4months isn't safe for me. An ideal age would be 7-12weeks but I don't want to go through the stress of nursing a puppy at that age again. It has to be a black 3-4months old male pure breed Caucasian Shepherd puppy
Pets / Re: Adult Caucasian For Sale. 120k by bigbauer(m): 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2023
lateefGRDT:
Healthy Caucasian puppies for sale

Age and sex?

I need a 3-4 months solid (big bone) Caucasian Shepherd male. I preferably black. Must be pure breed.
Pets / Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
What happened to this thread?
Literature / Re: Adventures With Theresa 18+ by bigbauer(m): 2:16pm On Feb 03, 2023
Wow, this is a great story! I really enjoyed reading it. I hope you can post more updates frequently.
I love the last update

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Education / Re: “Our Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by bigbauer(m): 8:33pm On Feb 01, 2023
Peritome:
Not true.. On the keyboard, if you've mastered the keys, P & S are nowhere close.

Anyways, she's got a smart lawyer.

Auto correct never do you strong thing before. "Pupsy" no dey gkeyboard. Mine auto corrected to "push". It would've been "pussy" if I type the word frequently.

Nevertheless, the girl has become an answer to the lawyer's prayer.

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Health / Re: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by bigbauer(m): 6:33pm On Jan 31, 2023
360command:
You can't use those antibiotics you mentioned above to cure a virus infection like chickenpox. How can you use a drug for bacteria to cure virus.. why do people like you give false information.

My apologies, sorry for spreading false information. I was only sharing what has worked for us. From experience, Chicken pox has no cure, like I said it runs its full course, but ampicillin helps reduce the effects. Do have a nice day.
Health / Re: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by bigbauer(m): 4:51pm On Jan 30, 2023
MaryAye:
I recently noticed my boy complaining of itching on his back. When I checked I noticed is boil. I quickly googled it and found out is chickenpox.

I took him to a chemist and it was diagnosed as one. Please house what must have caused it?

Picture attached.

Viewer discretion nlfpmod

I would strongly suggest that everyone in your household should take Ampicilin or Amoxil. The best you can do for the child is get some pain relievers and also something to stop itching. ChickenPox runs its full circle, with severe itching being the last part of that circle, once the itching sets in, know that it has almost run full circle. It's a communicable disease, so ensure you all take antibiotics and vitamin C.

Try not to open the the blisters else it may scar for life.
Education / Re: I Finally Signed Out At 42 by bigbauer(m): 10:11am On Jan 27, 2023
Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.

Congratulations sir, I am super proud of you. Cheers!!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Female Always Do This? by bigbauer(m): 10:09am On Jan 27, 2023
Samantha123:
If you really miss those days then there's a solution, migrate to the Middle East with your entire family, problem solved.

You've proffered a rather interesting solution. Nevertheless, I reserve my comment, but as I said, I have very serious concerns for my grandchildren's generation. This generation is gone already, 6 out of 10 19-35 years old ladies are into one form of prostitution or another. "Runs" has become a "glorified" means of "hustling", and soft to explicit porn has become "content" for reality shows.

The young men are not left out, they've become ritualists and fraudsters so they can "oppress" and "Pepper" them, others are into it as a result of parental pressure; "I want to make Mama proud". Our clergymen have become con artists who milk their members dry through all ways and means. Bribery and corruption have taken root across all strata of our society. Everybody wants to make it big and at the speed of light. Process and procedure be damned, we want it and we want it now. "If you no get money hide your face" is the anthem, as a result, "your face show and your shoes shine" has become the desire of many.

Let me reserve my comment, but I am really concerned about my grandchildren's generation.
Romance / Re: Why Do Female Always Do This? by bigbauer(m): 8:04pm On Jan 26, 2023
Samantha123:
That's because they know that there are perverted guys who are willing to give them money to just see them naked.

At the end of the day, you guys lose your money while their bank accounts get fatter and fatter.

Can you now tell me who's fooling who here? grin grin grin

Most of you guys are perverts to a point that you're even willing to pay half of your salaries just to see a woman naked.

I doubt if this is still applicable today. We are inundated with the sight of naked ladies everywhere. Who needs to pay to see a naked lady when about 75% of them are naked already?

I miss the days when we would imagine what a ladies' breast and nether regions look like, today, it's in the public glare, and absolutely nothing is left to the imagination. "Cleavage," "Yoga pants" and camel toe has become the norm.

I have serious concerns for my grandchildren's generation.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Female Always Do This? by bigbauer(m): 3:46pm On Jan 26, 2023
Mercisharelove:
Women and our showing of body parts, why do we always showcase of sensitive body parts.

For me I am different and I will always remain so.

You should've blurred out the armpit mbok, what level of untidiness is this?

BTW, nice dp, I love the headphone.
Romance / Re: Is It Bad To Have Sex With Just One Man In Your Entire Life? by bigbauer(m): 11:23pm On Jan 19, 2023
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Best of luck ma'am.

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