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Family › Re: My Room Transformation Progress With Cost Breakdown(photos) Cont. by bigbauer(m): 10:07pm On Jul 25, 2023
pocohantas:
Yes, some people are always running out of their houses because they are bored or ashamed of it. but they spend more on nkwobi and ashawo gown. Some girls would go to man's house and refuse to go home because of washing machine and DSTV. Some, once they enter your house and see white light, they will start TikTok videos. But she hold iPhone for hand and buys organic cream every month. I think it is all about priorities, but a neat and beautiful home impacts on your energy.

There are also some people that think these things are expensive. Threads like this gives them a guide to the process.
I wish your trolls on Romance section could see this part of you. You're spitting Wisdom, seemingly uncommon for "your gender" of this age. cool
Fashion › Re: Cornrows! I Didn't Know Nigerian Men Love This Hairstyle So Much (Photos) by bigbauer(m): 11:16am On Jul 15, 2023
siofra:
All back cornrows.

I rarely make this hairstyle and I don't know why. Anyway, recently I made it and the compliments I've gotten are too much. I can't even walk down the road in peace embarassed
Seriously, I thought men only liked it when women wore expensive wigs.

Or maybe they think it's low maintenance, so they stand a chance?? angry
No, I don't think so. Even women complimented the hairstyle☺️
The harsh reality is that except for a very few men, most of us don't even know which wig is expensive or not, so long as the wig looks good on the lady. Meanwhile, I'm a sucker for Alicia Keys (hairstyle).
Romance › Re: My Client Just Bursted Me And I Admitted I’m A Nigerian by bigbauer(m): 12:15pm On Jul 12, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
Thank you sir, I’m ready to quite yahoo if I see a legit source of earning. I’m tech literate and have up to 10 years of productive trading of the forex market. I’m also a graduate of petroleum and natural gas engineering. I can make good research and analysis about any topic. I’d be glad to even quite yahoo because it has side effect on one’s psychology and mental health.

What I can beat my chest on any day any time even at 12 midnight, is trading the forex market. I am sure to make awesome profits in a short and long time.
This is amazing, you have a skill, maximise it. Combining your research and trade skills together can start creating contents on YouTube, write instructional books. While trading (I don't know what instruments you trade, and if you're a swing trader etc).

The summary is that if you are willing to let go of the desire to "arrive", "pepper", "impress", "oppress" and whatever parlance goes for "unnecessary showoff and seeking external validation" you have higher chances of success when compared to an average 'John Doe'.

I know that good storytelling is one of the necessary skillset a fraudster must have, combine story telling, research, and trade skills, you'll make a great YouTuber, content creator (written) and even a good community manager (moderator/mod) for Cryptocurrency projects.

To end the long sermon; "start with what you have" what you have is more than enough
Romance › Re: My Client Just Bursted Me And I Admitted I’m A Nigerian by bigbauer(m): 10:53am On Jul 12, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
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Okay sir, thank you. If you can support me, let me paste my Btc wallet address
It's amazing that you're still fixated on the fast lane. You're asking for an instant gratification, The statement"... let me paste my BTC wallet" speaks volumes, a repented fellow would've rather asked for a chance at earning money legitimately. I wish you speedy reward in all you do.
Romance › Re: My Client Just Bursted Me And I Admitted I’m A Nigerian by bigbauer(m): 11:45am On Jul 11, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
I don’t have a choice sir, I have to hustle since there’s no job in the country
Who said you don't have a choice when you've clearly made a choice and it's crime? There are a whole lot of other things you could've chosen but you chose the fast money lane and now you justify your choice with "I don't have a choice" And you didn't see a definition of Hustle that involves legitimate endeavours.

You are one of the major problems that we have as a country, not even the politicians, it's people like you that have made other countries place Visa ban on Nigerians.

Just so you know, you have a lot of choices, so take responsibility for your life.
Education › Re: Can I Transition From Law To Cyber Security? by bigbauer(m): 5:31pm On Jul 02, 2023
Cutehector:
Yes please transition. I am currently running a cybersecurity scholarship offered by EC Council. I can share with you the details so you can apply and get in.

Its gona be the best decision you will ever make.
I'm interested in this. Got a lot of friends that's been asking for an opportunity like this.
Food › Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by bigbauer(m): 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2023
pocohantas:
Thank you, Sir.

Different vibes for different audience. If they were normal, I would be normal around them.

I love my family as it is too, so I don't reply PMs.
I just saw the typo in the message you quoted, I meant "you've been..." so I'll edit it. Nevertheless, I respect your no PMs policy. Cheers
Food › Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by bigbauer(m):
pocohantas:
-Banana
-Peanut butter
-Oat
-Almond milk

Blend all together. You can blend with ice cubes if your blender is strong enough.

While at it, remember that men with pot bellies are not the most attractive physically. So, develop a good workout routine.
Hmm, I'm beginning to like you already. You've been consistently giving valuable insights and responses. But you're a whole different ball game in the Romance section. 😁.

I'll send you a DM.

Before your trollers will come for my head, no be shot I want shoot I, I love my family as e dey.
Food › Re: I Finally Had To Turnoff My Refrigerator by bigbauer(m): 10:54am On Jul 02, 2023
pocohantas:
Thank you. They can't repair this injection sub station in 1 whole month? They don't rate us in this country sha.
Renewable Energy (solar powered) is the way to go. Power supply is messed up here, there's a rumour that Hoteliers and Gas station operators/owners bribe the power officials monthly, so that they can have patronage. As a result we only have public power supply an average of 20-50 hours monthly.
Food › Re: I Finally Had To Turnoff My Refrigerator by bigbauer(m): 7:37pm On Jul 01, 2023
pocohantas:
I wanted to grab some yoghurt and I kid you not, all the packs of yoghurt are frozen in my fridge.
It's the well manicured fingers for me. Meanwhile we've not had power supply for over 1 month. When I called the manager, he said our injection sub station caught fire.
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2023
Skyview01:
I am looking to check out Jos and Enugu during my next trip to Nigeria and would like to have a base in one of these places. If not for fear of insecurity, i love village life and would like to go to the interiors. I am totally fed up with city life.
Jos should be your port. Enugu has issues with water. Jos is one of the best places to stay in Nigeria

But i no talk say I dey Jos o 😁
Education › Re: Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by bigbauer(m): 11:35am On Jul 01, 2023
CondenseMilk:
what is GMBH ?
German version of LTD (limited)
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 3:35pm On Jun 29, 2023
Skyview01:
You be correct guy. This is the gospel i have been preaching to some of my relatives. A lot of people have no business being in Lagos. If i might ask, which of the middle belt state are you.?
How is security situation over there.
I value serenity and peace of mind over all.
My location is peaceful, and as secure as Nigeria is. More importantly, we do not fear sleeping at night or stepping out. I would rather not mention the place for personal reasons.
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 4:00pm On Jun 28, 2023
Evolutionlove:
This is exactly what i am searching for right now.

Many Rich People in Nigeria don't know how to enjoy life.
My dear, the reality is that most people in Lagos have are yet to realise the level of unnecessary stress that they've subjected themselves to.

There's no arguing the fact that Lagos has some advantages, but most of those advantages aren't accessible to all residents especially an average person that's working a 9-5.

Most Lagosian spend a better part of their lives in traffic congestion, they live a restless life, life on the fast lane, always in a hurry to beat traffic .Lemme not get started on the folly of some islanders who spend more than half of their annual salaries on exhorbitant house rent, not including service charge.

I'm in the surbubs, no amusement park, no shopping mall (3hours drive and I have acess to these things) but i have some peace and quiet and a much healthy lifestyle.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Needs To Arrest This Guy, This Is Too Funny (pics) by bigbauer(m): 10:02am On Jun 28, 2023
Coloraddo07:
"Pray I don't chase ambitions till am old and my hands are shaking"

This is too funny



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsdkZij7AI
dabull you need to either change your genre or become more articulate, I couldn't hear a word you sang, honestly you were mumbling. Busta Rhyme, Lil Wayne, and even Twista are rappers who rap pretty fast, yet one can hear what they're saying. Refine your craft, no hate.
Family › Re: What I Noticed In My Neighborhood by bigbauer(m): 9:03am On Jun 28, 2023
pocohantas:
I never spoke for you. I am sure I didn't tag you in that comment.

I also never expected your first reply, so I would be pleased now that I wouldn't have to deal with another reply from you.

Typical Tier4 Island aggresiveness. grin
Typical Tire4 Island got me cracking. I've stayed in phase1, phase2, at a point I even stayed at Alpha Beach, and I can tell you for free Lagos Island isn't worth the hype, it's one of the most corrupt places in Nigeria, the headquarters of all forms of social vices, prostitution, lesbianism, gay, the whole LGBTQ thing.

And IMHO it's one of the worst places to train a child, 7out of 10 female (18+) is in one form of prostitution (I consider all forms of multiple sexual partners as prostitution) or the other, the same with the males.

Lemme not get started on the poor sanitary condition of the place especially when it rains, + lack of water (no thanks to the ocean).


In summary, Lagos Island no worth am.

I'm grateful that I escaped the madness called Lagos I dey one bush around middle belt Nigeria, clean air, no congestion, access to good and fresh food, etc. Make una dey una Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job, I Am A UIUX Designer With 4years of experience by bigbauer(m): 8:18pm On May 09, 2023
Cory1:
Here a link to my portfolio: https://www.behance.net/OkekeTimothy
And the link to my website:
https://cory.vzy.io/
Here's a link to my LinkedIn profile:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/okeke-timothy-903a78164
Seen, I will share it with someone who may need your services.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job, I Am A UIUX Designer With 4years of experience by bigbauer(m): 4:54pm On May 08, 2023
Cory1:
4years in the Job and i don't even have a good job, just been working for seed state companies and I am not earning up to 30k and i need a job either UIUX Design or Product Design position with a good pay. Please anyone who can help could call this number 08072237808 or comment his or her WhatsApp number for me to reach out.🙏
Where's your GitHub or freelance profile link?
Pets › Re: Lady Scared For Her Life After Her Overseas Boss' Dog Attacked Her (pics/video) by bigbauer(m): 8:54am On May 05, 2023
From the video, it's apparent that the dog isn't attacking her. A dog that's attacking her would be facing her to bark, and even trying to climb where she climbed, what I saw in the video is a dog that's barking at something else. I have a dog and I know how dogs attack people, and that dog wasn't attacking her, trust me if it was, she wouldn't even remember where her phone is, not to mention making a video with such a calm voice, That video is for the gram I hope the dog doesn't get to attack her for real one day.
Crime › Re: Stephen Yohanna, Drunk Kwara Police Officer Defecates In His Uniform by bigbauer(m): 4:01am On May 02, 2023
"shitted for him body" Grammar of a Nigerian Policeman
Webmasters › Re: Choosing A Reliable And Efficient Web Hosting And Domain Registration platform. by bigbauer(m): 8:21am On Apr 18, 2023
fnep2smooth:
No Nigeria hosting ? grin


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They accept virtual card from Payday and Tribal Pay

Use my referral code to check their price.
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I build and teach web development for a living.
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Link to your github profile?
Family › Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by bigbauer(m): 5:28pm On Apr 08, 2023
EmmyDJourno:
Pray oO, the attacks first sons experience no be here
This particular attack is coming from the young man's family. His father and mother to be precise
Family › Re: Nairalanders Please Help, My First Son Is Behaving Somehow by bigbauer(m):
NeoWanZaeed:
When you are not a father.
You have no idea what it costs.

Go and kill your father because he punished you.

We know your type. Your father abuses you badly. Mentally and physically..

Keyboard warrior
Dude you're wrong, the family, matter of fact, the entire family did that boy great harm. What's the career prospects for pharmacists in Nigeria? How many pharmacist have produced a drug in Nigeria? Yet still, how many pharmaceutical companies are producing even vitamin C in Nigeria? What if that boy is an inventor? Do you know what living below your potential feels like? Can you imagine what living below your capability because your father, the one person who should help you fulfil your destiny is bent on truncating it would feel like?

Why is the man trying to make his son become the scapegoat for his failures? He has seen that others are making more money and living a better life than he is, as a result he decided to relive his life through his son not minding the fact that the son has a different pathway.

booksbo0k you failed as a mother and wife. You should be blamed too, what did you do and or where did you fit in while the future of this young man (I don't want to use the words "your son"wink was being used as an experimental copy?

If I were the guy in question, I would've left you guys immediately after he came home for COVID-19 break. You guys don't deserve him, and he's right, he doesn't belong to that family.


PS: I have children already, so I know what it means to be a father and a son too.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by bigbauer(m): 4:31pm On Mar 28, 2023
Ndleabilli:
I'm good with UI design
can you share your GitHub link?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dear Interviewee, Tell Me About Yourself. by bigbauer(m): 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2023
Ndleabilli:
Hello everyone, I recently relocated to Lagos and I'm actively seeking job opportunities as a HND holder in Metallurgical Engineering with completed NYSC and skills in website design, PHP programming, and graphics design. I am open to any work opportunities and Please contact me.
add python, solidity, UI/UX and data analytics and you would become a highly skilled full-stack developer. And web 3.0 will welcome you with open arms.
Properties › Re: How Did You Fund Building Of Your First Duplex & How Long Did It Take? by bigbauer(m): 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2023
ZombieSlayer1:
I build web apps that people subscribe to use. Currently have 4 different ones. Mostly focused on marketing, though I have a travel agency too. This is aside my software development agency in US and UK. I also run other smaller businesses too. I run a dog kennel. I breed and sell dogs though I do this one mostly as a hobby. The key is to diversify so money comes from different angles
Do you have specific breeds? I need a male Caucasian Shepherd.
Health › Re: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by bigbauer(m): 4:39pm On Mar 03, 2023
gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtnQq6byng4
Computers › Re: My Pc Is Displaying This, How Do I Solve It (with Picture) by bigbauer(m): 12:42pm On Feb 26, 2023
Greyworld:
I'm sorry I mentioned on a different thread with same issue. I didn't see this before.

This is what I got
Your Hard Disk Drive is disconnected, pull it out and push it in again. (remember to shut down first)
Pets › Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 10:15am On Feb 23, 2023
Walekennel:
09023199287
DM me
Thanks
Pets › Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2023
I am in need of a 3-4 months pure breed (big bone) male black fur Caucasian Shepherd
Pets › Re: Caucasian Shepherd Dog Owner's Thread by bigbauer(m): 8:47pm On Feb 22, 2023
Walekennel:
Champion and maxi
My boys
Age?

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