₦airaland Forum

ikeyman00:
but i abeg oo there is a tribe in ghana that are known for witches and wizard

I know that place, it starts with K, can't remember it now

brownbonno:
We still have a long to go because our Nigerian elected leaders don't believe they have a duty to be responsible to their electorates.

Hello stranger Is it that or is it because Nigerians are too to ask

sultaan:
Gestapo, it a good time to stop attacking Promise72, and let go of all anger.
Lets try to keep auto section to auto related subjects.
Derailing other people's thread is rude(I'm guilty too), but turning it to battle ground is direspecting to every subscriber to the thread.
Please, let keep it clean.

Sultaan, you are not being sexist yet you hear, I would let you know when you start okay I wonder what those who were quick to deduce you were, saw

DatNiggaAk:
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. . . a small sorry folks douses the fire.[/b]

Which fire I say let the fire burn them to blazes, or ain't that what church folks pray to happen to their enemies and detractors?


@ Inspired_men

[s]Ride on Chief ^{to the power of 9} Inspired, Igwe has finally traded me in for one youngies like that [/s] Sorry I pushed you away when you came declaring your undying love for me with no two pennies to rub together, I have seen the error of my ways and seen that your future is very bright and have finally learnt that I should seek genuine love, not love based on material things and status and titled men, so I have no choice than to crawl back into your arms with my tails between my legs

Do I still get to add my lolo-in-chief title which I got on account of being Igwe's wife to my new position - Iyalode Busy_body, Ayaba of Chief Inspired, the GCFR, because the shock of his defection is too much on my system and retaining that title would help nurse my broken heart faster

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3828049#msg3828049 date=1241577306]LOL, worry you not.

Leave him to me. . . .I have a degree in seduction

Anywaz, I really got to concentrate. Iyalode,no call me back here o. Or else, you better magically hope I pass am





@hauwa
ati moh style yin.

Be se ma n mu awan okurin ye.

is it Ogidi this time? [/quote]Oya go study, I promise I will treat Ogidi gently and tenderly and will hand him back to you in one piece tomorrow

You mean Hauwa has designs on my man Someone's gonna get it tonight



[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=269246.msg3828052#msg3828052 date=1241577537]Aligator, haha, nah!! but sha is he in uniform? ma ko ba mi ooo, anyway, is Ogidimo in uniform? [/quote]Well when he left my place for work tonight, he was wearing a sexy one-piece overall with his rippling and taut muscles straining to come out of his shirt . . . ojigbijigbi

spoilt:
Lol. hope you have a jacket or suit to hide behind.

Before they mistake him for a sexual predator right

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=269246.msg3828014#msg3828014 date=1241576045]ogidi na wa!
you are at work?
[/quote]Na now when Mr JT refuses to obey his down boy command e remember say e dey at work I won't put it past him to blame his Repetitive Strain Injury on [b][/b]work tomorrow and try to sue them for it


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3828033#msg3828033 date=1241576669]I'm not flirting. I can't [/quote]See if you had listened to me and followed me to nightvigil tonight, none of these would have happened Now you have to deal with the consequence of your stubbornness and tame the tiger that is Ogidi

OgidiBoy:
Enough with the stroking talk I'm at work right now and the last thing I need is an erection

Gators, come and carry ya okobo commot from here Now I have vexed, I want the whole N20 naira back now Back in the days in the 1940's, we used to walk 200km to get to school, so the 15km you have to walk today will not kill you, abeg wey my money

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3828002#msg3828002 date=1241575557]@ogidiboy
That's what I like to hear

@Iyalode

What men? I don';t have any o, ejo [/quote]That settles it then, we have a deal, u stroke the head, whilst I get to stroke the rest of the body If you trespass peren you will smell pepper

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827987#msg3827987 date=1241574977]. . . Sisters are supposed to share, right? [/quote]Now you are talking Now hand over all the men in your e-harem since sisters are supposed to share, and since I am the older sister, I get to have the lion share

^^^ Ouch @ the panting dog analogyhttps://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif

@ poster - you asked for it

Dafidi don't let me stop you o https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/450.gif

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=269246.msg3827958#msg3827958 date=1241574039]naija man like BBW. It saves him money because she wouldn't be cooking or eating as the man will be looking at her with one kin eye, making the girl to fear [/quote]Buahahahahah


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827961#msg3827961 date=1241574187]@Ogidi
Do you know how to work with Excel?
I'm so lost, don't know what I'm doing

@Iyalody
rotflmao. . . .stop am o.
Screening for who? Just tell the dude you wan give him a job wey he go dey take lashes from a whip

emi ko fe o [/quote]Don't disturb my flow na Ogidi ko, gbegiri ni, him and I were already doing some spreadthingy on the bedsheet



_{Stroking Ogidi's head and purring in his ears, that was not the sound of FL-gators you heard dearie, it was the neighbours cat crying to get in . . . Where were we jare before we got rudely interrupted}

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=269267.msg3827827#msg3827827 date=1241570038]She looks like a restructured 45 yr old who surgery can't help her aging face to me [/quote]She has probably had a lot of botox. Her face is too taut for her to have surgery, she will end up looking like that woman in the 3rd from the left position (sic) in the pix above, that lady that does the show to find the 6th or is it 7th or 8th pussycat dolls

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827933#msg3827933 date=1241572993]rotflmao. . . .all of you are crazy.


Ogidiboy, are you flirting with her? [/quote]

OgidiBoy:
Me flirt like you don't know me any more I just tried to be nice to the girl and she thought I was flirting with her. This is what I get for being a nice guy.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827944#msg3827944 date=1241573442]@Ogidiboy

I knew I could trust you [/quote]Shior Tweedledum and Tweedledee oshi Awon Dopemu agege meji, olorun a je ki e ba oko Ogidi pen your front door jare, you don't wanna keep me waiting now, do you

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=269246.msg3827934#msg3827934 date=1241573063]Oh you are at your wittiest best here again,and did you get banned or something?

And as per the auto section,my biz there is done and dusted

Do take care dearie and easy with these geezers [/quote]Aawww thanks sweets A whole iyalode like me banned ke, who is going to authorise and sanction such I think it was a server problem or something like that which they are still working on

Aawww don't say that, I loved looking out for your post in the auto section, you were one of the level-headed reasonable contributors who did not allow themself to be sucked into the melee and shenanigans in that section

Which geezers Oh these ones I was only screening them for my lil sister Fl-gators Was gonna ask if you were single by any chance but I am too modest for that besides I love my men to do the chasing, anyway jus to let you know, I am single too since that longthroat Sisijinx refused to return my Igwe whom I only loaned her for one weekend

follypimpi:

I am Mario O (Ibi lo ma ku si) holla @ me when u need me,am born ready.

Tomorrow is a date Ha all these for me Your scooping and lyrics are making my legs turn to jelly Are you a poet by any chance I can't wait, I am already falling in love You are making my heart go boom-de-di-boom-de-di-boom https://emoticons4u.com/dressed/bek161.gif

OgidiBoy:
Should I bring some candles

Where does Toyin get these slowcoaches like her from See as hin wan spoil my show with Follypeperempe Abeg carry ya two left leg waka from here, I said I will see you in a hour's time

What's the point sef, I know I am kuku gonna be spending the whole 2 minutes counting the ceiling, so whats the point, maybe I should just switch and go with Follypimpi for the night, oh well Ogidi might be loaded and have titles and landed properties as well, so I guess I would hang in there, a beggar has no choice

Yeah, bring the extra large candles in case I need to finish off myself

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827789#msg3827789 date=1241569421]Wetin dey laugh you?

wetin she go do? I dey on her side o [/quote]Thats it, you have to get closer to her, even than you are now sef, so that by the time I am spending 3 years with her men, it will still be doing her like filmtrick i.e "no I trust Toyin, Toyin would not/cannot do that to me"

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827764#msg3827764 date=1241569050]@ogidi


@Busy body

rotflmao.

You're crazed.

How many is Moonstone harboring? [/quote]Pinch her journal too so that we can have all the contact details of those men, incase the two you get for me are not enough

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=269246.msg3827880#msg3827880 date=1241571162]@Bbumper

Were you formerly busybody?

Loved you from way back on autosection.Igwe's nemesis?

Can;t get enough of you then till,[/quote]Hiya, its moi in the flesh Miss you too, hardly see you in the autosection these days, whats up boo

follypimpi:

How about tonite,should i holla @ My driver

Tonite is fine, aawww shucks, sorry I have night vigil with Ogidiboy tonite, oops sorry meant to say with Gators I is no player, honest

As per the driver, I don't think that would be a good idea, you see I don't trust myself with the driver, not that I am an anything-goes lady or something like that its just that I am too irresistable and hot to trot

follypimpi:

Oko - whatttttttttt,because of this ur statement by the time am through with ya,you will be more skinny than Victoria Beckham.

follypimpi:
@Big Bumper

Lets go there !!!!!!!!!

Bring it on Thank God I am a Doctor who specialises in the anatomy of men, so I would be able to use my specialist skills to re-arrange your dislocated waist once i'm through with ya

OgidiBoy:
Thanks bumper but Gators is my one and only and I can never cheat on her.

See this odoyo Alagolo come back hia, I no want this one, wetin you wan make I take do this alagolo-whupped drongos Abeg the N20 naira I gave you is too much

follypimpi:

Well i dont like to blow my own horns,will leave u to do that.

Aiight, Its a date then Will let you know the time and place

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827852#msg3827852 date=1241570498]`@Ogidi

She I no get eyes ni

@Big-Yansh
slow coach? why na?
control yaself o. . . .na my two best seducers you dey yab.

Aunty, have a nice night. I no wan fail my finals, gotta study [/quote]Okay o, at least u tried a bit, 3 outta 6 ain't half-bad Here, omo dara dara, have this N20 naira, use it for your transport home and use the remaining to buy some coke and gala

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827830#msg3827830 date=1241570099]@Ogidiboy

Face big_bumper. . . .she has promisingly BIG bumper and big mangoes.

Although you might have to tape her boobs to her chest to make it stay there [/quote]Did I ask you to scare them away for me with the revelation that they have now defied grafity and headed south and turned into bathroom slippers Follypimpi nko, have you told him about my "charms" you know what forget that one, I don't need me no okobo in my camp

@ Ogidiboy, don't mind Gators jare, Pamela Anderson ain't got nothing on me https://emoticons4u.com/dressed/bek183.gif

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827804#msg3827804 date=1241569728]Iyalode,

I already found you Ogidiboy and No2Atheism. Be happy o. . . .2 fine specimen

don't worry, gravity is on your side [/quote]Two out of six, I am not happy with you slowcoach I want this 180 pounds one too sharpish, just give him my address and send him round to mine tonight, I don't wanna sleep in the cold alone tonight

at gravity, just you wait till you bring me those pins

follypimpi:

No need for deflation,I can suck em dry 4 ya.Of course you stand a Big Bumper chance.

What's the statistics of your OEM

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269267.msg3827787#msg3827787 date=1241569381]I think I saw big bumper in the middle

she's the one with the handcuffs and whips [/quote]Oh, you and your big mouth why did you reveal me now ehn I already have to fight off thousands of NL men everyday, now they would not let me rest if they know that I am that fine and well set

tope5000:
Well she recently admitted that she is 30 instead of the 22 or something she was claiming before

And the funniest part is that people are still saying she looks older than 30, that she looks like 36 years

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269246.msg3827661#msg3827661 date=1241567030]Folly,
I've seen your pic and you're likely 180 pounds.[/quote]I will manage him like that You are supposed to be recruiting for me, now get to work And whilst you are at it, get me two pins, one to deflate Tope's blom blom and the other to deflate your own too, or how could I ever stand a chance with my own two slippers

Oh la la, those boots

NaJa HaJe:
thats even worse . . . what does that one mean?

That one means shoboloyoke

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827682#msg3827682 date=1241567444]ROTFLMAO

Collection?

Make you no mistake me for another person o.

I just hope your lovers come on this thread and see you adding another e-lover to your harem [/quote]Nothing spoil

I am not adding nada, Igwe is my one and only lolo and I am his lolo-in-chief and what money & statusGod has joined together, let no woman put asunder

My Igwe is the real deal - NEPA, and because of NEPA's erratic performance ^{upon all the viagras} I have to utilise the others whom are just generators once in a while And I have to have a few generators because they all operate at diferent levels of power and because of global warming, ^{I care about the planet, you see}

I have those who run on Biofuel, Diesel, Petrol, Liquified Gas, Solar Energy, Wind turbine, Nuclear Energy, Palm-oil , Water, etc Tumfulu, Agaba and Bigmodo all run on Diesel and to move with the times, it is with sad regret that I have to ditch them Agaba I would have kept, but I can't deal with his straying and roving eyes anymore Hence the reason I am on the lookout for 6 virile young warm-blooded e-lovers for replace them

Of course, I am not taking on 6 at once because I am greedy, but because I want to quickly fill the void the departure of those 3 would place in my heart What you say you hand me those 3 we discussed yesterday you fit take A-40 join to make them 4, so that finding 6 men at a stretch would not wear me out At least with those four in the bag, I would have the time to make sure I screen the 2 for the remaining position well well

Thats my girl, knew I could count on you And whilst you are at it, help me snoop around and see if you could pinch the remaining 2 men for me from Moonstone's collection, once and for all jare

goodass:
olodo complic8ing matters

See them awon gbefilas

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827637#msg3827637 date=1241566651]@Madam koko
Thank you jare. I wonder where iyalode gets her words from

@Iyalode
se e fe ki Moonstone run after me with a torch?

A-40 ko B-50

Whatr does the e word mean?[/quote]I get them from alawiye ori keji, apa keta, ese keji
Now that u said it, yes, I want her to help me eliminate u I love your collection of e-lovers and want them all to myself
The e word means amplifier