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tope5000:
She is the one that is evil . . . [size=14pt]she knew the man was fat and didnt say anything until till it was time for her to show him to the whole world cuz that is what the marriage thing will cause [/size]

which simply means she is ashamed of him . . . . .b.t.w is today fat ppl's day?

Ouch, Ouch and Ouch You wicked small sha Remind me never to post any love problem I have on NL

NaJa HaJe:
and what does ekeyuforo mean?

lol ekeyofuro means; mafilomi ndasi

tope5000:
Wasnt he fat when he first asked you out?

You girls are evil


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827609#msg3827609 date=1241566139]Iyalode, since when did you have a one and only?

What happened to agaba and acid?

What does shombo mean? [/quote]Shush if you don't want me to spill about your dalliances with A-40 ati be be lo Scratch my back, I scratch yours

Shombo means: ekeyofuro

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268629.msg3827581#msg3827581 date=1241565803]This thread is so cruel. [/quote]Hmmn, awon shombo How's my lovely scrumptuous pumpkin with his chicken feet

y me:
@igwe
which one be chit chat again

anyway in as much as you are willing to make me your queen since you are igwe, no problem

Pekele pekele children of nowadays sha You want to steal Iyalode's one and only husband wey I take pity on dey manage Whoever knows this t*&^$%^& b*&^% should put it back on its leash before I show her pepper oh Ha ha arrant nonsense


[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=268629.msg3827255#msg3827255 date=1241560798]I like the sound of that, now i can sleep well .
[/color][/quote]Look at his mouth like "i like the sound of that" barawo oshi, may thunder fire that ya mouth and you better sleep with one eye open Now before I open my eyes, get into that kitchen now and start preparing my meal, just the way I like it

ibkaye:
The look of it was cheap or you actually asked him how much each item was and calculated

ROFL

Siena:
Well, Project Outlaw will be making her debut in Europe, she's been a year in the making, and nearing completion - http://deltavag.com/forum/index.php/topic,2.0.html


I'm quite happy to fly the Nigerian flag on my 2-week trip, so Nigeria will definitely be represented.
I'll also be representing DeltaVAG Limited, after all, Outlaw's her Demo Car. The first project since the early days, when I was more freelance.

Nairaland banner as well - Seun?

Congratulations Siena and wish you more grease to your elbow Its onwards and upwards with the impending arrival of your DeltaVag's project Outlaw and the other major project i.e. Delta's finest Princess ^{Behind every successful man is a goooooood woman} When are we going to Liquid Lounge to wash it all down

Keep it up Bro Trust you 'neways

Dundee United

Yesterday you were asking for help on how to elope with your best friend's fiancee whom you were in love with, today girls disgust you Do you think old posts disintegrate into thin air Bleeding Timewasters

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-268176.0.html

opsydudu:
the poster said he is not a gay

if girls disgust you, try guys, there is no harm in trying.

Dondav good you spoke out, see you have a willing volunteer in opsydudu

tope5000:
Buahahahahahahahaha . . . .well its only two that can ban and seun is one, go figure
oy stay on the topic

I see I get it now, so I have been kissing the wrong ^{albeit fine} arse No wonder Seun was asking me what I thought I did to get banned

@ Topic

Who collected your bread again

Dondav:
U think so?

We know so

tope5000:
Lol . . . .no be seun ban me jare

Oh dear, I thought only the Admin could impose a ban Jeez how many arses do I have to start kissing now

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268452.msg3816491#msg3816491 date=1241387943]Shag his best friend. Pay Back!!!![/quote]My sentiment too, since your aim is to feel less heartache and get over your ex as soon as possible, bonk your crush and watch your heartache dissolve overnight

tope5000:
Bet u like ur sausage from the back huh!

ROFL

Not you too na Tope Seun has gone bonkers

Are you sure your boyfriend did not know about your crush and is just messing with your mind? The girl could be a setup you know?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-261820.0.html

If not, throw yourself onto your crush to ease the pain for now since you are not sexually involved with him.

For starters, get yourself to listen and sing along to some uplifting songs, not soppy love songs though, to raise your spirit and ease the raw pain in your heart

spoilt:
is that not the same dude but with pancake?

zPixel:
@spoilt
Its mary kay foundation, with vegetable oil on d lips

Ha i no fit shout https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif

Seth Cohen:
@big bumper

Madam, why is my name there? Have i spoken to you before or you see me posting anyhow on the romance threads or abusing anyone? Whats all this nonsense? Thats how you people like to cause wahala when there is none. Please remove my name there because i am not finding this funny remotely one bit.

Besides have we spoken before or communicated before you stated my name there? Please respect your self unless i will be forced to say some unpleasant things to you which wouldnt augur well with me

I am trembling in my boots and wetting myself already

No2Atheism:
, i hope she means teeth not[b] lips[/b] , i hope she means teeth not lips,

Your wish is my command baby

No2Atheism:
Piracy is not allowed , this TORSO is copyrighted by and for EBONY-SILK alone.

We shall see You wait till I sink my talons into them

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816266#msg3816266 date=1241383843]@post

So many na[/quote]Alagbari, na now u sabi damage control abi

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816258#msg3816258 date=1241383626]Lucky for you, Iyalode is a doctor [/quote]Mind you I am only a doctor who specialises only in men's torsos and the thoracic region

on topic

1) Kobojunkie
2) Tpia
3) 190 (aje ba ma pami)

190's thread has been moved Me I no dey o

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816161#msg3816161 date=1241382032]na ur pancakes he dey work with [/quote]I can see the green-eyed monster is at work Shey na ya own two agbalumos/melons he dey see wey he dey can messiah, wait till he sees mine, he will relay the vital statistics back to you by speaking in tongues cos they defy grafity and are just simply out of this world

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816149#msg3816149 date=1241381881]This woman, no vex me this morning. eh

No be you dey run after married man (H2OS married to me, geddit?!)

Leave us alone o. Oga o, awan girls yi sha n jealous mii ni [/quote]Your case be like the person wey see money on top dream wey dey plan how to spend am in real life I no fit shout H202 darlink, lets go to bed o jare and let me show you how its done Phew, Lord help me, I have my work cut out with this one and his chicken feet, God give me strength

C2H5OH:
big bumper, nothing turns me on more than that big bumper wey you carry for your backyard. My inquiring mind can only begin to wonder how superceptional our sex life would be. The only way it can become a reality is if we lock in and do something about it.

Pangolo's chest messiahs are beginning to droop. I need something new and refreshing.

Is it with the ipekere or is it kokoro yaba you are working with

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816106#msg3816106 date=1241381027]For the last time, he is NOT your man!

ah ahn, the dude just confessed loving me and admiring me and you still dey here dey talk?

Do you want me to tell you how hard it was for me to put my hands inside my purse while wearing his engagement ring? [/quote]I have got this one in the bag already and I am already on my way to Church to count my blessing Abegi dry your eyes and move on already, you are starting to come across as desperate don't give us girls a bad name abeg grow some spine, the dude is not feeling you anymore abi na by force

C2H5OH:
Rolling on the floor. O ba di e nla. I don't like this game you are playing but I like your style. Have you girls stopped to imagine your life with me in it? How sweet it would be. I am a true family man. I love and respect my women and would do whatever is possible in my man-made power to treat them like queens. Just think about it. I know the thoughts are already flowing through your minds.

Shior, I say I like bad boys, this one is showing his hand Let me go and modify my top 3 romantic poster sef

1) Adam Broody
2) Seth Cohen
3) Jack Tweed
4) Tumfulu

190:
I just came in and i saw that my thread has been renamed,
what the heck happened from my thread named KOBO-LAND ROMANCE
TO my 3 favorite/worst romance posters,
Debosky,

@post
how come no 1 has norminated me as their favorite

Sowwy 190 We honestly and mistakenly thought this was the "Romantic dispute thread" Alagolo was shamelessly gagging for my man, she should go and find her own man na, abi na by force

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816073#msg3816073 date=1241380383]@C2H5OH
Shut up dia, my friend!!

Now come back here and shake what your mama gave you

@Iyalode
I no like you again.

Make you leave the thread for me andmy one and only [/quote]I ain't going nowhere This is one sexy tailfeather I have to see Oya H202 ijoya, lyrics lori gangan

C2H5OH:
Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind getting a load of big bumper. She is a handful but . . . I would love the challenge. Nothing beats conquering a woman's wall of defense.

O ba furo e Didn't you get the telegram from the palace's pigeon that I run things and call the shots around here

C2H5OH:
Toyin,
Awon ti o nse e ti ya were.

https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif Don' talk about my Alagolo like that