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follypimpi:

Dont worry is turn by turn,Your turn will come soon.

I don't share Did I forget to tell you I am very very possessive

platinumnk:
any more room for me?

Three is a crowd

follypimpi:

Okay please don't be long cos the bed is all warmed up 4 ya.

Yippee, can't wait to explore the intricacies and orifices of the OEM

follypimpi:
Well my ex once came over to my yard around 3am in the morning,dunno mayb she was high on coke and started banging on my Door screaming Open the door,i know there's a bitch in there & re re re.She camein eventually and realised there was no 1 there told me she came over b'cos my phone was switched off and she's been tryna call me for Hours.I kicked her sorry ass to the curb without hesitation.

That is how some girls get themselves killed. Didn't she fear for her safety coming at 3am in the morning And are you sure she is gone for good because I don't want someone to come and break my head whilst I am getting my grove on under your sledge hammer

[quote author=jackie. link=topic=269542.msg3832211#msg3832211 date=1241641360]@big bumper u r so rite,I got tired of changing too many tins cuz I was in love,oda tins came wit his insecurity,but nw I'm free frm his bondage,but its really difficult,miss him sOooooooo much,I'm fighting hard.[/quote]You have separated from him for a while and you are still missing him, so if he misses you too and you know he has not moved on, this is the right time for you two to meet in a quiet place to have a chat to see whether you can salvage your relationship and see if it is worth saving.

tpiah:
my own price is 30% of the total I give discounts


but seriously, the average cow is N100,000, I think. Fairly meaty one is N150,000 and above.

N200,000 is too much to pay for a cow unless its a prize bull you want to use to improve your other stock

imo- not set in stone oh

My mom told me the cost of a bag of rice but I've forgotten. Probably around this price you're quoting. But it should feed close to that 150 people, or at least one quarter/half of them.



gotcha.

N350,000 + N135,000 = N485,000 (Houston we have a problem ) We will come back to that.

I just came back from Africa so I am 100% sure about the rice being around the N8,000 mark, but to get a cow that would fill 5 coolers, you are looking at around the quarter of a million mark

I want to wait for the OP to come and tell us if this includes the wedding gown, suit, photography, honeymoon, etc before I venture further

Okanran:
Of-course I intend to invite u to a pre-qualification process when my wedding comes up. Just so u know, u'll be competing against established planners. . . shey emi e gbe

Insolent and impudence You are marrying my homegirl Tgirl4real and you expect me to be a sabojo Of course I am gonna be sitting on the high table as the Iyalode, and if you don't take your time, I would tie my gele so tall and high to make sure it continuously pokes you in the face

tpiah:
am I missing something or what kind of food are they eating for N1 million?

No be jollof rice them dey serve for wedding abi Naijas don dey chop caviar?

Drinks for 1 million?

total number of guests is 150 people. Lets assume another 100- 200 will gatecrash making say 350. (especially if the wedding is held in the village).


I wish my mom were here so I can ask her to give me an estimate of how much food would be needed to feed 350 people.

anyway, considering the cows that have to be slaughtered, I guess upwards of half a million may be necessary.

lets say 3 cows for about N300,000. Plus maybe 10 goats @ up to 100,000?

just guessing.

Reception venue could be cheaper if it's outside Lagos, PH or any of the big cities.

and if you're doing plate per head, 150 times say N3000 per plate is still N450,000, conservative estimate.

Fellow wedding planner, you berra negotiate your own price too

A bag of rice is N8,000.

N100,000 per cow, you are having a laugh That would not even buy you the tail

Okanran:
Ni tori Olorun! After the guy explain sey na 450K u still dey charge 350K, u wan make guest drink garri and pure water abi

Guy, abeg when I advised u 2 meet planners God knows I didn't have the likes of onidi alada nla in mind!

@ Topic: Get married to ur wife within ur mite, so long as u guys love each other nuffin do u! Pls avoid planners cum killahs.

Okobo oko Tgirl4real, no be you talk say he should get a wedding planner, after all that discount I gave him, you people like free things sha, I don talk my own sha, hit me up if you still require my service

tkb417:
exactly!
I know someone who will collect between 1.2 and 2m to plan
Then talk of the attires (The suits and the natives) between 500-1m
Hall between 100-250
Food-1m
Drinks1m
Sundries/music/live band1m
Cake and decors-500-1m
Rings, Recordings, wedding album, honeymoon 1-2m

sum it and lets see

if you take 40% of the base costs in trying to go cheap, im sure the dude will still do more than 450k
Siena is loaded enuff to satisfy ur long throat

Nah, Siena does not have the non-negotiable blue blood flowing through his vein, so he is disqualified from the race Besides, he is over the hills and I would have to replace him in a few years time

whitelexi:
I prefer my girl to discuss it with me rather than go behind my back. . . It kills the trust

There are ways of doing it without you knowing It is just a means to an end to ensure our vested interest and crown jewel is fully protected and guaranteed, thats all


[quote author=jackie. link=topic=269542.msg3832072#msg3832072 date=1241639516]Seriously he does dat,there r sumtins he does dat I'm too ashamed off so I cnt drop it on dis land but he does horrible tins,at first I tot he was doing it to make feel loved but later I realised it was.just hw he is,sumtiyms wen I get my hair done n my nails he,l say I'm doing it for men to woo me n I keep telling him its for him n says he likes me natural,iv tried natural even go on without makeup,but he kips lukin for new tins to nag abt everyfucking day,its so, omg,he gets to me like hell,left him but he is begging.[/quote]Your relationship with your boyfriend is not healthy, but before you dump him, you need to sit him down and have an heart to heart with him and tell him that he has to trust you, and that you love him and have tried to change for him, so he needs to do some changing too and start learning to trust you.

You also need to step back and see if you can find out the reason behind his distrust, it could be because you are very pretty or more financially solvent or more advanced in education than he is, or maybe he has been through bad relationships where the girl jilted him or whatever. Try and see things from his angle and see if and where you can help him overconme his lack of confidence and insecurity.

But whatever you decide to do, you need to stop changing yorself to suit him and start reasserting yourself and your stance in that relationship, don't let any man force you into any uncomfortable situation.

tkb417:
.

. . . i do my things LARGE
was only asking how 450k will be enuff to do what he wants to do.
That wont b enuff for the liqours for me

Why did you think I have been shamelessly pursuing you all over NL for you to marry me if not that I need a man with endless wealth to satiate my longthroat

whitelexi:
U no go tie that ya tongue now abi?

Hello slitty sexy eyes

Okanran:
@ Topic: Y not meet a wedding planner

We, the wedding planners are already here, Tpia has already started the ball rolling

tpiah:
Catering bill and reception - outdoor or indoor?

Bride and Groom wedding outfits+ rings+ change of clothes

Set up, decorations, venue and seating if you're not using wedding planner

Very important: choice of photographer

Wedding bands/dj/music



start from there with your estimates.

In addition to this, it also depends on what you want to spend most of that money on, and also whether that budget includes your wedding gear and rings, etc

I have heard of sone reception halls costing around the N100,000 naira mark and I am sure you can get cheaper than this

But before I talk any further, my own fee as a wedding planner is N3.5 Million Naira only, but I would do you a favour out of the kindness of my heart and only charge you 10%, which is N350,000 Naira only

tkb417:
go save ur dough till ur wife comes into ur house
go to the Reg to sign and then take pics.
You dont have to do any jamboree if u dont have the dough

whitelexi:
Why not?

Invite few people, u only really need a few witnesses.
Avoid all the fancy rings, cakes, food, clothes, and party.
You will even have change for a nice place for your honeymoon in naija!

See them crawling outta the woodworks, the cheapskates

Rest in perfect peace Emmanuel

whitelexi:
I've had girlfriends who were very possessive, also seen friend's girlfriends who are extremely possessive to the extent that they call numbers in phones belonging to their boyfriends. If a girl picks up on the other end, they issue her some serious warning lol. Its crazy! but its not only a guy thing, girls do it even more

That is not extreme at all, they are only marking their territory, thats all. I'd admit I used to do it before and it never failed me, I used to introduce myself as the cousin to put the girls at ease and get them to spill and boy you need to hear their story, you'd think they had verbal diarrhoea

[quote author=jackie. link=topic=269542.msg3831993#msg3831993 date=1241638354]My bf is ove ova posesv,even wen I tell him where I am he'l want to speak to d ppl there n frankly speak its irritating wen he does dat but ppl say girls love it wen their man is posesv,but wot I like is a lil bit of jealousy,wen he is posesv I feel he doesn't trust me n its really bad cuz it doesn't make me feel good,if I'm in a relationship I hardly even notice oda men not to tink doin stuff bhind his back,so ur ans is I get very irritated and disgusted wen he is ova protective n since he is always ova possesv I'm always irritated so d d relatnshp cnt last,I'm stepping out[/quote]Thats a bit extreme Your boyfriend or is it your ex clearly has insecurity and trust issues, ha ha how can he tell you to pass the phone to others to confirm whether you are lying to him or telling him the truth about where you are

curious121:
One of my good friends often tells me of how her boyfriend is very posessive, he calls constantly and demands that she tell him everything she has done and anywhere she has gone or will go. What exactly causes these guys to be so posessive? Ladies, how do you feel when your boyfriend is too posessive and will you ever leave your boyfriend because of this bad habit?

It is not a good thing to have a possessive partner, but it can be curtailed gradually by reassurance and tolerance. Also teasing them about it works too, for example, I sent a text message to my man this morning saying "Good morning o, ololufe mi mon darling, before you come and subject us to The Grand Inquisition that we didn't call you and that our phone was switched off when you tried to call us"

So by the time I called him 7 hours later, he didn't bend my ears with his "where have you been query" but he was slightly embarassed and just teased me instead that he got my text and that I was silly that he never bugs me

Care to expantiate on what we are supposed to need you guys for?

tkb417:
Tgirl gave it to me
na wa. Ill delete it sharp[i]ish[/i]

I don't trust Tgirl at all after she nearly stole my Siena from me She is so greedy, everytime I find a man, I do all the leg work and talk till I am blue in the face, only for her to swan in and steal my man, because they prefer her calm and gentle mannerism So I would not put it past her to sabotage my YIM and give you a corrupted version

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=228597.msg3831593#msg3831593 date=1241633720]
Living in the 21st century makes it obvious that Igwe gotta have an idea of what his intended lolo looks like,I was told that bird of the same feathers flock together.

I'd advice you stick to that little monster of yours, or else I hope inspired M finds you attractive.
Now more than ever, I'm no longer interested in you. [/quote]Ehn na, you should know by now that I only date ugly blokes like you na Why do you think I am always taking medicine for headaches, if not because your face gives me migraine all the time And sorry to burst your bubble, but the $50,000 customised Channel sunshade you bought for me on our last trip to Paris, which I wear all the time is just to deflect your ugly mug from my radar

And whether you like am or you no like am, you have been spoken for by me I told your family the dowry I
paid on your head is non-refundable, the marriage na for better for worse, and you should learn to show appreciation because I am taking you from the jungle to civilisation, something that has never happened in your whole village before And make sure your family load you with jerrycans of Buran tashi to see us through the next 70 years

Counting the days, I can't wait, my body cannot hold it any longer

tkb417:
ok BB
added u on YIM already.
Called Tgirl and i got it.

Ehn ehn, I warned you, God don catch you You have sent the marriage proposal to Jennykadri by mistake I am online but have not gotten any request from you o

tkb417:
ok then
Thats good to know cos if you denounce her, then ure missing a real gem

u remember i called you on the fone a couple of months back when i was about doing a car deal?

Denounce who, this one that I have ensnared and is already in the first step of changing his surname to mine, Mr Igwe Busy_body The joker that he is thinks I will let the 10% deposit of his dowry that I paid go to waste, tufiakwa, he's got another thinking coming

This is just a suggestion. so don't bite my head off, but have you tried calling the dealer whom the car is being bought from, with regards to the tax position, to find out his stance on the issue and to see if there is a way round it?

platinumnk:

What Close your eyes and your mouth jooo

follypimpi:
@Big-Bumper
Am so so in the mood now,Come to my yard now.

You don't have to ask me twice not especially after that dissapointing performancesession with Ogidiboy, which was utter tosh

Would be there as soon as I finish dismantling the dancing pole installed in my bedroom which I intend to bring along to facilitate things

This is the bestest(sic) definition of love in the whole wide world, anyone that says otherwise is a fibber



The Risk of Love ~ by Kris Hydmore

There is a risk involved in everything
Every time you share a smile
Every time you shed a tear
You are opening yourself up to hurt.

Some people tread slowly through life,
Avoiding the closeness risk brings,
Sidestepping the things they can not understand
Turning away from those who care too much-
Those who care stay too long,
Those who hold too tightly.

There is never an easy way to love
You cannot approach it cautiously
It will not wait for you to arm yourself.

It does not care if you turn away
It is everywhere, it is everything.
Love is the greatest of all risks.

It is not reliable, it is not cautious,
It is not sympathetic
It is unprejudiced and unmerciful.
It strikes the strongest of mind,
And brings them to their knees in one blow.

Even in the best of times, love hurts.
It hurts to need, it hurts to belong,
It hurts to be the other part of someone else,
Without either of your consent.

But, from the moment it overtakes you,
It hurts worse to be all alone.
The risk of love never depletes;
It grows stronger and more dangerous with time.
But, it is in the total surrender of all defense,
That we, no matter weak or strong,
No matter willing or captive,
No matter what, we truly experience love.

Despite the many things love is not,
Outweighing it all are the things that love is.
Love is surrender without a loss.
It is a gift without the cost.
It consumes your every thought and desire,
Every breath you take.
It is the fire that fuels you
To do more than pass through life;
It urges you, instead, to live.

No matter the outcome, having felt love,
You will never be the same.
It may scar your heart and soul
And leave you only memories of forever.
Or, it may cause every day of your life
To feel like there is no need for tomorrow.
But, love is worth it. It is worth the risk,

For in all of life,
Love is truly the only risk worth taking.





aawww sweet

tkb417:
Igwe has suffered in ur hands

dont start today abeg.
meanwhile, i'm looking for a MOD so i can send a PM to u thru them.

abeg, relax with Igwe, hes genuinely in love

But I love you more than potbellied Igwe na, because you have more potential and you are more agile and virile and your wealth has more longevity than Igwe's

Hmmn, don't know my YIM, but its on Busy_body's profile, just make sure you search for the right one otherwise, Jennykadri, the owner of the other many Busybody handles would tear you to pieces with her razor-laced mouth

Or try sending it via Tgirl4real

tkb417:
na wa

My one and only Royal Prince[i]ness[/i] How is you Don't worry I am going to say yes to your marriage proposal, and I am sure you will agee that as a wife-to-be of a Crown Prince like you, it is just as important that my feet never touches the ground again I am just waiting for you to move into that waterfront penthouse in VI, because I am only going to be travelling in a yatch once we get married, so it is important we get a house with our own private mooring

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=228597.msg3831415#msg3831415 date=1241631035]My darling busy body
I did not trade you for a youngy as you purported in your post ooooooh! The problem is that what comes out of your mouth is as ugly as the picture you got in your profile,
I can only take you back if you can control your tongue and act like lolo.
BTW, who told you that women seek men's hand in marriage in my place.
[/quote]Y me, the b*&%$ you dumped me for, has chopped your money and dumped you abi so you are now using style to woo me again abi Go back to her and let her walk all over you a bit more na, anu ofia

Igwe I never say nothing but the truth because I believe in genuine honesty and transparency, but I understand your feelings afterall truth they say is a bitter pill to swallow and I know I am a fair being because I always warn people until I can no longer hold it in any longer

This is the 21st century so you have to move with the times, nowadays there is nothing wrong in a lady going into the field, fervently wadding through mud and a lot of penkelemess in search of her rough diamond and bring him home to mould him into shape, which is what I am simply doing with you I love my lolo-in-Chief title more than you sef

So I am sorry, I have to upset the cart and turn your bush tradition on its head I want your hands in marriage and I am sure your family would be delighted you found a rare good woman like me

Don't be jealous of my husband in my profile, as soon as we do the traditional rites and me and my family come to seek for your hand in marriage, I would sack him from the house and you can take over from where he left off So don't worry, as soon as they train you how to cook properly and honour and worship your wifey (me) I will come and collect you from your family house So how soon you move into my house depends on how fast you can grasp those housekeeping duties, I don't like my husband to work you know, you have to be at my beck and call 24/7

Trust the British Government and the Labour Government to always find something to cover their shame If they gave a rat-arse about her, why was this story not the news of the century when she was arrested far back in August 2008

Orimili:
I don't know, it's common practice in east Asia to deliver harsh penalties for drug smuggling. It may not be fair, and the rules will certainly not change because she is a female or a mother to be. Besides, what the hell is she doing in Laos, of all places, and with ~700kg of heroin?

Chei, Nigerians have started adding jara to the story, she was alledgedly caught smuggling 700grams, not kilograms How she wan carry 700kg, when she herself weighs less than 60kg

Apparently, she has been on holiday to that region before so prolly either met someone who influenced her or set her up

Chei, this topic/debate has to make the front page of NL by hook or by crook today

Carry on guys, don't let me disturb your flow

[quote author=x_Theorist link=topic=268762.msg3823702#msg3823702 date=1241520126]. . . Also, why do you keep coming across like you are condescending others? The irony of it all is that, you actually need more "educationing" than those who have posted in here so far. . .[/quote]I beg to differ, remove the scales from your eyes and try to be less sentimental and judgemental

ElRazur:
. . . However, if you read my original post I said it's food for thought, a logical thought process, not an emotional one. If you can not engage me in a logical argument for or against it then I suggest you do not respond at all to the post with emotional outbursts. Understand?

And over what at that, just ignore, others with more braincells to rub together would come along in a minute Don't take it personal, the politics section is usually like this, prolly due to the male testosterone flowing in the place

[quote author=SoAmazing! link=topic=269247.msg3827210#msg3827210 date=1241560012]The guy's a british citizen while the lady's being here for 13 years and just 'bout getting her right of abode.For those who're conversant with british law, what's your take on this?[/quote]Let her behave herself, get her permanent residency as his spouse first, then she can worry later whether to unleash the beast in her

ikeyman00:
alive!

Sup superman, effrything kris for yonder

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=267751.msg3816044#msg3816044 date=1241379847]But the dude is cute sha [/quote]Keep your grubby manky paws to yourself, I saw them first They are my two-in-one miracle Since they are twins, they count as one, so get back to work, I still need one more to complete the six orders I gave you

Ben20001:
I like twins

People are starting to confess small small I like your style bro