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C2H5OH:
***** is such a darling. The girl is ambitious. The girl has that aura of elegance. The girl is glowing. In fact I would want to date her. She seems like a keeper.

Thank you thank you thank you my loff By the way, my name has 4 characters, not 5 I know it was just a one-off so I would overlook the error in transmission this time

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815969#msg3815969 date=1241378475]female companion ko mop with weaves ni[/quote]https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif You this girl, you no get reskirt, shey na ya iyale you dey describe so https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816007#msg3816007 date=1241379153]@Iyalode
I'd advice you to erase number two if you dnt want a show down [/quote]Emi eru obodo, bring it on https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/1028.gif

marmaduke:
As for worst posters, who the heck is this Adam Brody/jack tweed/damn women/zinzio character or poster because all their posts look exactly the same and its so filled with women bashing and hatred. I think they have to fish who this person is using multiple identities to insult people randomly and making posters fill bad. I strongly suspect the person is a well known member doing everything to spoil this threads and for neutrals like us, he/she or it makes this thread very boring.

I love Adam Broody/Jack tweed/ and his many handles, He has us girls all fighting and salivating over him Secretly, we all love us some bad boy

Marmaduke, don't take life so seriously, its all tongue in cheek

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815981#msg3815981 date=1241378782]You can't have H202 o.

You should see how the man works it. Kai!!

Keep the rest But I can't let this one go. . . .his push and pulls are unbeatable

Make I spoil your year sef [/quote]Too late This one don reach the point of no return

@ Topic
My Three Favourite Dearest Lovers

1) Dafidi
2) H202
3) Sillyboy

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815954#msg3815954 date=1241378138]rotflmao.

Good to see you 2.

Keep them all But H202 seems promising. Strong waist [/quote]Speak for yourself jooo Not good to see you at all U dey spoil my show, infact you just spoilt my day I was already daydreaming and planning on how to woo H202 off his chicken feet tonight jooo You just poor sand for my garri

Secretz:
Lol you could have atleast made the story up!

ROFL, ekeyofuro



@ OP

where did i leave that my kitchen knife sef

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815895#msg3815895 date=1241376936]Oh what are yo claiming?

Who is alagolo, my loff? [/quote]Ope o, Jesu seun, halleluyah meje ko to rara, she is gone, thank you Baba Dibia, now I can have all the men in peace Who should I start with first out of the core 3 - H202, Dafidi, Sillyboy, might as well go for those 3 at once, and add others from her e-harem as time goes by

ThiefOfHearts:
*waka*

If she actually believes what she wrote here and does it, I think she'll be fine

Talk is cheap Hope she is not playing Russian roulette here sha

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815872#msg3815872 date=1241376510]My Lovers:

Big_bumper
Busy_body
Iyalode[/quote]Wetin u do again Alagolo Methinks the Admin has a crush on you

So true, so true.

I thank God for my mama's gene sha "looking" like a young[i]ies[/i] is one of the available remedy to counter this

IFELEKE:
Favs
yme. . .My Darling Amiga
Morpheus24. . .The Guy Is Good!
Toyinrayo. . . Ekiti Ke

Worst
Lamidi Obi. . .
All peeps that start dumb threads.

Morpheous24 in romance ke So he finally managed to break Kobojunkie and get through to her Patience is a virtue indeed When are those two tying the knots

I'm stupefied by the stupidity

A fool at 40

[quote author=funmi-lola link=topic=267778.msg3807905#msg3807905 date=1241179035]. . . I have on several occassions received money or gifts from admirers and I always tell him about it. He is so supportive and very understanding.[/quote]Is this standard in relationships in Nigeria because the Naija men that I know are extremely jealous and would not put up with such bullcrap I wonder if this act of yours kinda played a part in him marrying his alledged ex-girlfriend, who you were made to believe suddenly resurfaced when it was time for the man to marry

[quote author=funmi-lola link=topic=267778.msg3807905#msg3807905 date=1241179035]Please my fellow ladies, if you have been through a similar experience before, how did you deal with it. I'm madly in love but I know we can't be together.[/quote]If not that you made an impassionate plea for people not to criticise or condemn you, trust me, you would not be spending this weekend at his place, especially with Thiefofhearts and Amebo no 1 on this thread

You are clearly not ready to deal with the truth yet. Make the most of the time you have left with him, and with luck you might get pregnant again and maybe just maybe he will reveal his true colour to you

ThiefOfHearts:
Why are you there?

Here's the answer to your query below, shombo

[quote author=funmi-lola link=topic=267778.msg3807905#msg3807905 date=1241179035]. . . The love of my life's wife is not in Lagos so I still go to spend weekends with him. Endavours to see him at least once or twice every week before weekend proper. I have sex with him all the time except I'm on my monthly. . .[/quote]

Awaiting Monitor_1 Aka Jenju with his forum rules/personal attacks bullshit AND CLAPTRAPS ABOUT DERAILING THREADS which he only seems to remember exists when Busy_body and Gestapo is responding to inflammatory attacks from his arsewipe Promise72 YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH BY THEM, BUNCH OF JOBLESS AGBAYAS

iF YOU LIKE COME AND DELETE THIS ONE TOO, YOU CANNOT STIFLE ME AND PREVENT ME FROM FANNING THIS OUT TO THE OTHER SECTION, SO GAME ON FOR EXAMPLE https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-254866.0.html#msg3664729

promise72:
Its not a negative post. ITS AN OPINION!. This is a PUBLIC forum. You cannot control viewpoint. Naija so like to muzzle people that they dont agree with

Really Mr Cross-Eyed gimp, so why is Monitor_1 aka Jenju always removing my posts in this section if they are opinions which I am entitled to have, as you say Bloody hyprocrites. I have watched you run your mouth at me as if you have verbal diarrhoea and tried to ignore you, but now I have your time, and trust me, I am not gonna limit it to the Auto section only, so BRING IT ON Guess its that time of the month again for me

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=262616.msg3805806#msg3805806 date=1241119023]Now, you wanna flirt around, ok!   every dog get him day [/quote]At least you are gonna get a share of TKB417's spoils once I claim my rightful place besides him as his wifey so get back to the house and start cooking supper for us for tonight No spoil show for me na Okay I promise that in the two years I am gonna stay married to him, I would dilligently come and see you every fortnight, to give you those backrubs you love, you hear Now carry ya two yam tuber left legs commot for here before TKB sees you when he returns, you know he is jealous and very protective of me My name has to go on his will, so don't give him heart attack and land him in hospital yet, abeg, i still need him

tkb417:
and why are they in past tense? LOL!
ure funny.
where have u been?

[s]What the f*&k do you mean by past tense [/s] Oops, sorry dear, I meant please baby what do you mean by past tense please Ain't I your girlfriend anymore I thought we were in an mutually exclusive relationship because I have never looked any other man in the eyes since you asked me out last year, honest I am just waiting for you to take me home to introduce me to my future in-laws, dearie

And I don't believe you are asking me where I have been Of course I have been in the same position you left me since you last visited me last week my lord I told you I am as meek and gentle as they come and shall be a humble, sit-down-there-and-do-as-you-are-told wifey



_{Note to self; Busy_body, you have to be on your best behaviour if u want TKB417's ring on your finger, so behave and pretend to be submissive}

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=262616.msg3805714#msg3805714 date=1241117834] I see,you lost your manners to that simple 'Do me I  do you' that happened last night,
hey young lady! No cause for alarm, Sultan and siena are very much around to  refurbish your damaged bumper. [/quote]Do I know you Have we met somewhere before I think you are mistaking me for someone else, don't worry I get that all the time But commot for road make i see better person

tkb417:
hmmm

Hello my true love, miss you sugarplums Baby I was only just discussing this topic with Igwe about run girls and I was just telling him that I wished Naija girls would stop giving us bad names and instead emulate someone like me, who fell in love with you genuinely, and overlooked that small irrelevant fact that ^{you lived in a mansion in VI, drove the latest SUV, came from a Royal lineage and was born with a silver spoon in your mouth . . .}

Amebo22

Tell her to remove the scales from her eyes, common, the guy broke up with her just because she refused to go against her principles and have sex with him, how preposterous Tell her she can do better than that abeg.

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267357.msg3805645#msg3805645 date=1241116689]wetin be dis one again JJYOU?

abeg amebo no1. and amebo22 are tow different persons ooooo [/quote]Hmmn, soffry soffry Jenny touchquery not my annointed, saith the Lord God of host

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267357.msg3805645#msg3805645 date=1241116689]@busybody

how body,_{i no miss you abeg} [/quote]Waka joo  I see urmy handiwork on the Australian thread in the Travel section and I am impressed I have surpassed myself

JJYOU:
[size=16pt]@jenny,[/size]  i would say tell your friend sex is not all it is wrapped up to be.  and she should leave the guy she is with that she doesn't love.  true love they say always wait.  tell her to wait and real true love would come.

ifshe is all you say she is,  all she ned to do is have confidence in God's ability to bring her the right partner.
help me ask him and while at it must girls allow every guy that ask pay as you go?.

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267357.msg3805574#msg3805574 date=1241115968]which kain nollywood story be dis?"

even if the girl is next to angel gabriel,she no get fault abi?

abegii make i hear word[/quote]Sharrap dia Jenny and stop pretending Pastor JJYOU saw a vision and has spoken, we now know its you, abi you wan deny a man of God

How body, I have missed you, longest time


DISCLAIMER:
Amebo22 is not Amebo no 1, na counterfeit

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=262616.msg3804941#msg3804941 date=1241108286]Hey BB!

snukums? sorry for asking [/quote][s]You wan make I explain the meaning Was it not 17 years ago that I paid your dowry and brought you from the village to the city When are you going to grow out of your bush habit, my lolo Na only to chop pounded yam 4 times a day you sabi When are you eyes going to fully open [/s]

My love, its an amalgamation of snugglebunny and pumpkin

surface:
The truth is there are many already made gguys on nl but only smart girls like me know them,inshort won yapa yaski

Correct yarns

When is our next outing jare And this time I want an older man whom I would not have to spend more than 5 minutes with, to get him going, y'know I don't want those young virile ones who would wreck you and use their last kobo outta you, dem wan kill kete kete

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=267300.msg3801267#msg3801267 date=1241048620]Look at this stupid girl
You came asking for advice and already you're already getting an attitude
You said you're in your 30's abi?
perhaps my age sef
why can't you solve your silly love problems by yourself ?
you are no spring chicken in case you don't know.

You dated a man for over 6 solid years without a commitment and had no clue the man cheated all through .
That alone tells me the level of your intelligence
Then you leave loverman A for B who turns out to be another loser with 2 children out of wedlock and you decided to be the third babymama.
A man who lets his uncle decide who his wife should be.
In case you don't know,the uncle story and the seizing the phone rubbish is a code word for "You are not the one"
then you call yourself kpofkpof and let people chop you and throway the waterproof
are you retarded?

Don't you have parents and siblings that can sit you down and tell you the bitter truth.
You should be asking yourself why you keep attracting losers.
Might you be one?
Think about that[/quote]Succintly stated Case closed, NEXT

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=262616.msg3801237#msg3801237 date=1241048080]ready made men on NL? are there? i thot most of them are posting from the cafe ummm very funny.[/quote]Ouch, I no fit shout https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/606.gif

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=262616.msg3801254#msg3801254 date=1241048333]Silk, LOL

why you come quote me now? i wan delete am o. you know how hungry dey make men go crazy upstair [/quote]Don't mind Alagolo jare, U can delete it now its all yours

follypimpi:
@Tope

I heared em SE boiz do it alot buy cars for girls.

follypimpi:
@tope
Yeah fi real,I was told if they notice ur GF or wiffey is buff they will buy her a CAR to nick her off u(and u lout say 9ija men aint sexy),Pls do oo u might be lucky,no 4get i gave u a head start,we share it 50-50.

Borrows J-girl's journal to take notes for research purposes ONLY

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=262616.msg3801215#msg3801215 date=1241047557]

And that's supposed to be a good thing? [/quote]Pa enu de jooo, before eshinshin enters your gob, no be you dey teach me do as I do, abi no bi follow follow I dey do with una

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=262616.msg3801210#msg3801210 date=1241047466]Jack Tweed,

Big_Bumper didnt mean to abuse you, , I can tell you shes very Obedient & God Fearing, Ive been with her One Night before,the Only Flaw is that she has strong affinity for Old Pot Bellied Men, I mean Sterile Men   [/quote]Your case be like person wey see money for ontop dream wey dey plan how hin go spend am Na ya type At the last count, I had an Emperoh, An Igwe, a couple of Sanitisation Officers, A Nobel prize-winner, An award winning Editor-in-chief, etc amongst my e-concubine, what does a mere Chief with 7 titles like you have to bring to the table    

Anu ofia oshi

jack tweed:
@big-bumper

Why are you calling me a numpty? I didnt abuse you but your quick to jump the band wagon and if i start with you ppl will say i have a caustic tongue whereas you started it all!

All I asked was a multiple choice question, to which I got no answer

Sorry it seems as if we started off on a wrong footing, lets start afresh, so tell me; what car do you drive

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=262616.msg3801178#msg3801178 date=1241046923]

It was just a One Night Jump Off, I can deal With it, No Biggie [/quote]Thanks pumpkin for having my back

Alagolo see my man knows me inside out He understands that all I do with those other men is one-nighters, and he knows I would always come back to his gbewudani behind

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=262616.msg3801173#msg3801173 date=1241046755][size=14pt]We all want rich men[/size]. . . .personality ko congeniality ni [/quote]You too Alagolo

Yeparipa, 190 see another confession captured in toto. You are right, this long-throat girls abound on this NL, maybe I should renounce my NL membership before they start tainting me with the same brush

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=267327.msg3801160#msg3801160 date=1241046413]
Start from Recharge Cards Brov,

Can an African Man Buy Recharge cards for a Girl and Not want anything in return ? [/quote]Ouch, thats too harsh Would have called you an alakori if not that I had an all night vigil tonight with Agaba