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Richvkunt:Be kind to my species (the exalted high-up-there female race), hope i would not have to warn you again Seriously hands off, you Nigerian men deserve all they throw at you AND MORE ![]() So leave the feminists alone biko. Extremism sometimes work, for example I was worried to learn on NL that igbo men are renouned for beating their wives if they don't give birth or if they don't give them sons and was so glad when I read someone's post that his younger Sister had been undergoing similar for about 9 years in silence and the day he heard, he arranged for some thugs to gently teach her Husband a lesson and that since then, he had been a model Husband. . . is that a civilised thing to do, nope, is violence for violence the right thing to do, nope, but the end justified the means. . .NO POST ON NL HAS EVER MADE ME WEEP ESTATICALLY EVER BEFORE ![]() Now us ladies need to find similar solution to our fellow sisthren suffering in the hands of Yoruba men who kicks the woman out or impregnates another woman outside and the paedophilic Hausa Husbands with their lust for children. . . Nigerian men are soooooo gonna get it, its been a long time coming. Oh the joy ![]() Oops sorry Mr Richkunt, so sorry I got carried away, but thanks for being a gentleman through it all. . . all I am gently trying to say is please pardon my fellow Sisthren, afterall we are the weaker sex ![]() |
If some of y'all wanna succumb to Richkunt's reverse psychology and allow it get up your goat, feel free to be his guest, but leave Agiboma out of it, your posts addressed to her on the last two pages has been childish/uncalled for/silly/unneccesary, I am talking to 4 of you, so take your pick. Well technically their are 3 and 1/2 of you, cos the half person thankfully remembered her 6pm bedtime curfew today, phew ![]() Agiboma has recently just relocated from Canada and is not used to what is now the norm and thought it was right cos most of our parents did it, and she has since realised the errors of her way and done a u-turn, and I bet if she had not been quoted, she would have gone to remove her innocently offensive posts, so no need to tear into her on the back of the talons you are unleashing on Richkunt, plus she is a lady so save the aggro for the men. . . I come in peace and leave y'all in peace as usual. . . ![]() |
stillwater:Yes, yes, yes, I made heaven Heaven is real oh my people ![]() Tpia the bubbly effervascent bubbly thingymabob with enough fizz and jizz to fill the whole soda bottle in the world is an introvert Kobojunkie whom with her 21 questions one can never get a word in edgewise, an introvert Darkskin an introvert The world is finished. This world has definitely ended. Get thee behind me devil and stop shouting at the top of your lungs that they are fibbing. . .Hahaha, thank God I made heaven, cos I can see the Biblical Pharaoh strolling and skipping hand in hand with MsDarkskin and him nodding his head in agreement to everything she is saying, I wonder what they are talking about sef ![]() See me sef resting beside the Stillwater, but as it is with the typical human nature, hear her asking me to sneak out of Heavens gate to go and have a quick puff of igbo (marijuana) with her, SMH, I need to have a word with Baba God that since my room in yabaleft is now empty, a stint there would not go/be amiss with/for stillwater. Ooooohhhh gosh, shouldn't there be an hierachy or something in this place called Heaven, see what me that Eldee called an highly intellectual superbeing is now being reduced to cos I am being forced to rub minds with B listers like Stillwater hence reason I am struggling with the appropriate words to use. My Dearest all-seeing, all-knowing Baba God, you saw Eldee's list na, so we definitely need to have a planning and protocol meeting as soon as possible cos things surely cannot continue like this. ![]() |
^^^ stillwater:Funny enough i be one of those hair-miss-road people, with too much hair than to know what to do with it, i hack it all off 3 months later its back to shoulder length, dem send am ni! I pity the thing sef, lol. Some peeps see me and comment that they have never seen my real hair and immediately get corrected by others that "didn't they see the big ol' fro i was rocking that's its all mine" . . .Thank God i just discovered children's hair products, works wonders and if i don't come the thing for 3 days sef, all it needs is one drop of baby shampoo and i am good to go. I find most talks about female grooming tedious and toe-curlingly boring, lol. Dunno if its cos I am a tomboy or cos I grew up with 3 Sisters who till date spends one hour bathing and two hours creaming their body, and sees nothing wrong in spending hours dissecting the intricasies of Human hair, lipstick, perfumes, etc, and did I mention they still do all this and more till date, arggghhh Dem go buy me foundation or lipstick or sommat and barely a month later would start asking if it is finished and they should buy another one, whaaaat, am I supposed to eat the thing, jeez ![]() |
![]() Another man detained and arrested and freed under bail. . . Na today |
Jeez, daaaaaaaaaaang, who moved my cheese, who freaking moved my cheese from the spot I left it ![]() Wow some "men" can be so petty, self-centred, self-absorbed and self-centred sha, SMH. I wrote a 500 line epistle consoling a very very very young teenage lady in our midst, yet cos of just a single line RIGHTLY calling someone two-faced, he got this removed under the pretext by BLATANTLY LYING that I was insulting Jaybee and Sauron, arghhhhhhhh, selfish selfish, selfish. Someone is seriously gagging for it ![]() |
moremi2008:The rules are always ambiguous and never straightforward and their is always an exception to every rule, like in this instance where the VAF people will tell you, you can only submit original bank statements whereby the immigration form says photocopies, only for one to submit and the ECO turns it down like in this case stating their usual "because of high volume of fraud blah, blah, blah. . . Now if this was the only ground the OP was refused, the ECO's decision would have been wrong, and the way round this would have been to put in an appeal stating that the application form says photocopies, and if they have a problem with high level of forgeries, the onus is on them to call the Bank in the UK to investigate if they had any concern and this always works. But unfortunately, the OP would have to re-apply because maintenance issues was also raised. And like I said earlier, I am sure there is a loophole that would be found somewhere in the Law, for instance, if I am a fulltime student that is only allowed to work 20 hours a week, how do you expect me to pay rent, pay my bills, send 400GBP home monthly to my wife and you expect me to still have a minimum of 500GBP at the end of the month Na today ![]() |
Oh, and one more thing, you should be proud of your Daddy, we all know how Nigerians only like scrambling to work in Banks and the Oil and Gas sector, which is harder to permeate than the proverbial camel sliding easily through the eye of the needle, so for him to have at one time been able to work for Mobil, is a mean feat, so try to draw strength from this to carry on and hold your head up high. No condition is permanent I bet you know, and like they say, the cornerstone of yesteryears. . . Anyway, off to "The Ivynwa, Jennykadry and Busybody thread", although Ivynwa has not shown up since the thread was opened, anyway reminded us she was too classy to be show up to such Ha that reminds me to ask for Jennykadry's medication to be trebled because she keeps seeing stuffs and is convinced she has seen Ivynwa on the same thread at least five times, I worry for her sometimes ![]() |
^^^ Hehehe I am loving this swit up girl already and she is only still a teenager, way to go girl Hey sweetie, I understand you are only here to use this outlet to let off steam and cry. . .I also understand that your Aunty only let you have the place because she would have lost it to the omo oniles aka tout who would have sold it, HENCE REASON SHE LET YOU MOVE IN AS CARETAKERS. And since it is just solely simply a case of "one good turn deserving another, she has no right to keep rubbing it in your Daddy's face when for all you know your Dad could either be suffering from Chronic Depression which most Nigerians wouldn't recognise even if it smarked them in the face or who knows if it is JuJu sef, which again most Nigerians will dismiss with their "small pickin nor sabi melecine dey call am vegetable" mentality, so once again CHIN UP babes Ouch, na me sef first ask of age ![]() |
*Scratching head* With regards to the bank statements, all immigration forms have a guidance note attached, which is what you follow to the "T" when applying, and as far as i know, most of them usually states "photocopies" of docs should be included, so you would have had a legal ground to stand on, but in your own case, there is no need bringing this to the attention of the ECO and ECM because you also failed the maintenance test requirement. I don't understand all this Tier 1, Tier 2, Upper tier, second floor, lower decking, etc, category jare, dunno why they fixed something that ain't broke in the first instance, so would have to sleep over this. . . tomorrow is another day . . . |
Ivynwa please, i need a favour, okay i need two, but for now, your soothing words which only you know how to convey is needed in this thread please https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-838913.0.html |
Swit up:Awww (((hugs))) to you, poo'e happens in that Country and your Dad probably lost his job due to no fault of his own and sunk into depression. . . What has happened has happened and i cannot claim to know how hard what you are going through is, and for 7 years too, wow, but in order not to pile more woes on your Father's head, could I suggest you and your siblings and your Mum try to maintain a composed demeanour when around your Dad, because i cannot see anythning more crushing to a caring man than not being able to provide shelter and food for his own |
Naughty steps, works all the time ![]() There was a similar thread about 2 months ago, will find time to dredge it up later ![]() |
Hehehe, seeing that highlight again dey make me laugh, omo see boasting, as if anyone can pick just one post of mine where i was "fighting" on behalf of myself in all the years i have been on this forum and inspite of the many times that biased gay spambot has pulled me for "fighting" i have dumped the fagbot and am now in love with the newly replaced google search engine at the bottom, what a joyous discovery ![]() Now this one wan piggyback unto the fact that i nor dey fight on behalf of myself dey boast, as if the thread where i trounced you out of the water for picking on my two year old pickin is still not there, as if no be the same you i told Parisienne the OP in the cot incidence to join me in keeping tabs on how many times you have said you would not return to thread yet still kept coming back, and as if you dared came back after i posted this, talk is cheap And who isn't going to die, psssft Make i rearrange my yansh on this *&^%$* uncomfortable wooden bench they provided for us spectators o jare, can't even see the woods for the trees because of all these Nigerian girls and their mentality of packing 20 packs of Brazillian weave on their head in one go, mschewww ![]() Idowuogbo:Erm, how does that Bible saying go again, erm. . . erm. . .something about God has gone before my enemies i need to start picking up my Bible more and not just the once yearly when i pick it only to sweep the dust from under the bookshelve it is stored on. . . anyway, all i am trying to warn you about is that because my baba God has already foreseen that you would want to compress my babylon, he has blessed me with the finest pair of bathroom slippers bosom you have ever seen in your life, if you see it ehn, jealousy go first instanta give you heart attack, abeg make i no make you sadder by boasting that na ankle length it dey reach sef when i commot my bra [s]Why you think say my two months pickin was holding on to yours and did not want to let go [/s] Idowugongo, se mi je je, and i will confess, the truth is i need you to start paying my pickin's dowry from now because na champagne and Hennessy i dey use to brush my teeth every morning and night, but of course i can explain, na only for medicinal purpose, you see i am allergic to all the ingredient used to make toothpaste that is why Ivynwa:Glad it is starting to sink in gradually. The mind is willing but the flesh is weak, hence reason you still keep preaching division, when your heart desires something else. But if i have to ram this peace offering down both your throat for peace to reign, so be it Heaven help me ![]() And please what are you joyful about that you have "dethroned"? How can you dethrone something ONLY YOU SINGLEHANDEDLY placed on a pedestal in the first place ![]() |
Stillwarra Haha, don't mean to dredge this up, but my modest self couldn't help it ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-349411.320.html#msg4904879 See all that from Eldee for me, chai my head dey swell ![]() https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-349411.320.html#msg4906350 Now incase you still aren't sure, see Eldee again on the same thread saying "Busy_body, you knew i was talking about you all along right" |
stillwater:Once upon a time, a certain gentleman named Eldee crowned me the most intelligent on Nairaland, and of course i decided to take a certain lady called Stillwater under my feet and groom her . . .and the rest of course they say, is history. What a mighty fine job i did on her, and now wherever she goes, she gets all these accolade of "who is your English Teacher Do you know how many referrals i have had off the back of you, so why would I not be proud of my favourite and most brilliant student, so of course you have touched my heart a million times Hey don't flatter yourself too much though and hope it would not go into your head, because whilst the rest of my students took at least 15 years to finish the Eze goes to school textbook i use to teach my students English, you took only 9 years, a mean feat no doubt, but technically y'all are olodos, but of course i can't afford that to get out, i have a reputation to protect, well either that or i need to stretch out the attendance to reap in more school fees to fund my champagne lifestyle ![]() Hang on, what do you mean i am an epistle writer When am i ever going to shake off being mistaken for Jennykadry Me that i cannot write more than 3 lines at most to save my life I take my compliment back that you have touched my heart No i will let it remain, because afterall it is for ![]() stillwater:Okay here is the deal, you stay in the introverts queue and when you win, we both share the money 50-50, haha i knew you would say yes. I just remembered one thing - i haven't seen armyofone for a week now, so if you come across her, you haven't seen me ok, only reason being i am on a diet you see, and all she mentions is food, food, glorious food ![]() |
Sorry, oya please Jenny summarise it for me in two lines, ha see MrBrownJay even commenting, i don't want to miss the gist ![]() |
Huh, you expect me to read all these and watch the whole video just to find out about the black women's hair wey nor dey grow pass 3cm in its entirety You must be joking ![]() |
r231:What of us Chinese people who have a different New Year date, or isn't Nairaland for Nigerians and friends of Nigerians anymore, if you don't want us here, we will go to Ghananation, nor be by force ![]() I knew it, i knew these Nigerians didn't like the alarming way we had been invading their Country but couldn't say it to our face and have been looking for a way to tell us online ![]() Idowuogbo:How are you my fiesty fiery firecracker, happy new year and compliments of the seasons We just decided to start collecting his dowry early because of the fuel subsidy, so we can spend the money we originally use for his baby food on something else ![]() |
stillwater:She has a very good head on her shoulders and is very very astute for her age, and will go places. Saw her post in the Obuh Charity thread and was like wow, she was one of the pivotal ones who stood up to be counted until that project came to fruition cos i remember when the newspaper story broke and everyone started doing a u-turn and she made some comment about people not needing to wait for other before deciding to do things on their own accord, alongside with Armyofone who chipped in about the need of the man for rehabilitation and shouldn't just be expected to be yanked out of all he'd ever known as home, as well as Johndoe who unrelently kept giving e-punches and e-knockouts and plummelling people relentlessly to not base the gift they want to give on a conditional basis but to give freely out of the abundance of their heart and Radiant with her subtle e-punches and e-blows too, God bless you all for turning it round . . . Erm . . .what was your question about certain people accepting bribes from me to come and support me on this thread again But seriously she touched my heart i can't help but comment On second thought, I refuse to believe there isn't a prize somewhere for introverts at the end of this thread jare, abeg wey the introvert queue make i join, and with the money i win, i will go and buy myself a hot pink fluorescent overall, i am tired of being mistaken as the same person as Jennykadry in yabaleft with our current shocking green uniform ![]() armyofone:Hi babes, happy new year o jare. Ha, you better mind what you say on this thread and behave yourself. You nor see as all Nairalanders dey claim introvert ni, you know what, why don't you go and queue behind the extrovert queue so if you win we share the spoil 50-50 Don't tell anyone though this is only between you and I, so if words get out that we colluded to cheat peren Saw what you did too babe |
stillwater:Who wan join ya association of Deluded Boring People Feeling Funky and Fly Convention Haba, see advertisement and Curriculum Vitae of prim and properness(sic) ![]() Anyway it is still the new year so is understandable that the ogogoro una all shack never commot for ya body finish ![]() |
jennykadry:I don't even need to know what transpired between you two, all I know is that she needs to stop lugging it around like a dead weight all over NL and permeating the atmosphere with it, and like you said if her intent was genuine she has your email so could have told you in private na. Exactly, you can't force people to change the way they post na, all you can do is aadmonish with love. Hehehe see people feeling funky that i change words round when the only people i BLATANTLY do this to when teasing them is people like yourself, Ileke-idi, and others i know have a good sense of humour to take it on their chin and give as good as they get, o ga, today na today Jenny she is not back, i can't see her second post, I am starting to get worried that you need goggles Do you know when this "notify me of replies thread is going to be back", i am tired of getting your post telling me you told me she would be back Anyway i am off to the introvert thread to mingle with my fellow introverts, na effybody be introvert for Nairaland, na wa ![]() freecocoa:Na free for all session to let it all out, so take your pick or in typical Nairaland style pretend as if you are here to spread peace, and then kaboom . . . ![]() |
THINKING OUT LOUDLY - NOTE TO SELF TO ASK SEUN, AND THE SUPERMODERATOR AND ALL THE MODERATORS SEF JOIN IF THE "notify me of replies" box is still working and has not been disabled I am expecting a very important email in 5 years time so would not want to miss it when it comes ![]() |
maclatunji:Thought you wanted it swept under the carpet and tape it down with a "Jenny go peddle your wares in Lagos" sticker moments ago One minute you are patting Jenny on the back that it is good to be addressing the issue and letting off steam, the next you are telling jaybee to ignore her ON THE SAME THREAD that she is on a path to e-annihilate herself, and suck you in to her vortex. . .WOW I FEAR HUMAN BEINGS. Took you so long to be 'smoked out", OMO ARAYE LE, kai ![]() jennykadry:See Jenny i didn't even know you and Ivynwa knew each other offline, so for her to keep using every prominent thread she sees to keep attacking you, this means she wants something dealt with openly . . . I just knew it that someone like her could not have been sniping and carping for that long for no reason. . . there is always a method to my madness and a why is this person saying/acting like this . . .But according to her, she is not reading our post and has since moved on 3 days ago, so asking rhetorically how do we get any message across to her? ![]() |
maclatunji:Is it beneath your own dignity to accept you were the one in the wrong to attack me, by jumping to the wrong conclusion And i was the first one to even apologise to you, after which you even came to open this thread to taunt us, and to think i am the woman, and you are the man in all this. You are pathetic.Peradventure i was wrong as you are falsely insinuating here, which of the subsequent recommendations i made following that idiom was off Keep posting to get a pat on the back on Nairaland, your conscience and your God is awaiting you when you log off so keep maligning me. . .jay bee:I was the first to offer you an olive branch, so no need to tell me to let this go again. And like i said before, feel free to look the other way when you see people being bullied, but i couldn't, and i don't care what section it is either, and as long as all i am doing is paying bullies back in the only currency they understand, tough, they can keep dashing me more bully feather to add to my cap, i am not doing it for myself, na me and my God, na them and their conscience and their God. . . Sure, i will find a way to get across to you ![]() |
jay bee:Why the need to ANNOUNCE you are responding to my post IN YOUR POST addresed TO ME! wharra lame, limp lettuce of a comeback, it'd had been better you said nothing y' know ![]() Oh you are fed up of playing the short memory game, now its the dumb memory game time innit, for you to now publicly state that you were only there INNOCENTLY to share the same sentiment as someone cursing Dr Balogun, Prince-onx, Busybosy, Jennykadry, Ifyalways and co, wow, how clever of you, pat yourself on the back! Ok I take your word for it that the bullying of Rokiatu and one young slim lady like that sitting behind some office desk, as well as the covert picking on cuddlemii that SPANNED DAYS, did not happen in your section. And my mindreader self also takes your Are we cool now, or is there anymore thing my clueless mindreader self missed out? |
jay bee:If you need to state this to sooth your bruised ego and maintain your rep, be my guest, but we can read between the lines and we all REALLY know why you responded to my post ![]() jay bee:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826801.256.html#msg9891380 Wasn't this you here agreeing TO EVERYTHING, but now you wanna play the game of short memory huh Seeing as you are of God's squad too, you did not even remember to preach this was an important thread oh, only to rubberstamp your agreement with everything, wishy-washy much, hmmm You are a Moderator, how would you feel if Ivynwa comes to a thread to dredge up something someone did over a year ago and blame you for not dealing with it, blames the SuperMod for not dealing with it, then also blames Seun too. No one was exempt from her attack, cos she also blames the Chaircovers and Mutters for sitting on the fence and me that dealt with it a bully. What more does she want, obviously she feels she can do a better job than all y'all, innit And this is not the only time she has done this, she has been going round the whole year, so why allow her to keep shouting thief thief, lets burn the thief and bullying someone 9 years younger than her I have no problem pulling such person up if you do She is the one who needs to realise she needs to stop picking at old wounds and let go for the hurt in her heart to start healing. |
jay bee:When it was going his way, he did not have a problem, he even went in to post that he agreed to all the curses and insults sent his generation, but now suddenly wants the thread moved . . . - SPOKEN LIKE THE TRUE DEVIL'S TOOL THAT HE IS ![]() jennykadry:Jenny she said she moved on 3 days ago, haba, i can still read basic english na ![]() |
^^^ Bia Jennykadry, who are you talking to? There is no Ivynwa on this NEW thread na, shebi she said she is not reading and has moved on, so why don't you take her words for it, hehehe ![]() Ivynwa:LET ME RACK MY BRAIN TO SEE WHY I QUOTED THIS SEF CAN ANYONE REMEMBER ![]() |
^^^ [size=14pt] I am loving my 3 days mission to tally up how many times Ivynwa who is preaching to the choir that she has moved on namedrops us, it is only day 2, and I am already approaching double figures, hehehe keep egging them on to keep insulting Jennykadry who is 9 years younger than you, because your tingod from your Okrika Bible wants to save her soul, hahaha [/size] ![]() maclatunji: Professor of English, the idiom "rain on your parade" was used in the context "i see this person whizzing by on an escalator thinking all she needs is the magic wand called surgery and everything is hunkydory, and i press the STOP button saying "I see you have put all your eggs in one basket based on the diagnosis you obtained via email from Doctors and picked out the one you thought it was most likely to be, and is hoping for the next step - surgery" - Hence my brace yourself message/have you explored/have you considered/did you know/etc to her. We live in a civilised world, we all have different opinions, it is a forum, if she did not want to listen, she could have said thanks and moved on, heck she could even have ignored my post. Did i press the EJECT button? Nope, Did i press the EXTERMINATE AND EXPUNGE button? Nope. Did i put up a ESCALATOR OUT OF SERVICE notice? Nope. . . All i did was proffer some suggestions and options which she had the choice to pick or leave, common peeps where is the common sense, where is the tolerance And please, abeg abeg abeg, I could have come in here and started my post with "i have been through the same and more . . ." but I DID NOT, so stop patronising me about some strength to go through the challenges, cos i have not said that in any of my post. Again, If you had not come out to attack me for your failure to inteprete me correctly inspite of your firstclass PHD from Harvard, i would never have mentioned anything about myself because like i said, the thread is for those going through the thoughts of suicide, and i didn't want people to start using it to quantify what they are going through. Man up and stop fishing and accept you are wrong, if you did not attack my post, Perx would not have lashed out at Prince_onx, Jennykadry and co, the way she did. END OF Got anymore up your sleeves And like i said, Scientists working with CERN in Switzerland who say there is no God are about to announce they have discovered the god particle responsible for the big ban'g. . . WHOSE ARE YOU, you do live in the real world too hence would have to log off sometimes to face your conscience too innit. . .THOUGHTS FOR YOU TO PONDER ON ![]() |
Seriously hands off, you Nigerian men deserve all they throw at you AND MORE 



Booo.
Dem go buy me foundation or lipstick or sommat and barely a month later would start asking if it is finished and they should buy another one, whaaaat, am I supposed to eat the thing, jeez 
Maclatunji was making it look like I have always been on ivnywas case, like it was our fault we were having issues with a gentle soul