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Yea... I had my tooth removed...

So I went back home to come back after some days by the Dr directives... so whenever I laugh and open my mouth about something among my guys... they see my free open space tooth and started make jess of me 😊😊😊

Dailyparrot:
I have to create this thread after reading through the topic on front page asking for jobs/professions that will make you not to marry someone.

So, I'm talking to this Unizik student that's studying medical radiography. Everything was going well. She even told me that she has told her mother about me and all. We met on Facebook and she's already asking to see me in person.

Until the day she found out that I use my car for Uber/Bolt business, everything changed. This girl stopped talking to me.

She has never been to Lagos and does not know how Uber works. She was asking how much I earn in a day, and that hope the Uber is not like their normal school cab that charge 100 naira per person, bla bla bla.

Well, I just don't want to let her know my net worth. I don't do Uber full time. I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income. I also do academic research for foreign students. Etc. I am into a lot of stuffs that fetch me nothing less than 400k a month so I don't think I should be regarded poor.

My house in the East is at roofing level. I am almost completing the payment of 4.5 million for a land I'm purchasing at Mowe, I own my car plus another Sienna I bought when Fiverr was booming.

I have a masters degree. So, should a girl reject me because I use my car to drive on Uber?

I am just laughing at her ignorance. The other time, we were talking and I jokingly asked her why she's putting on make up, and she was like, so she can find better suitors.

I thence assume I am not a better suitor because to her, I'm poor. This is someone earning 8k per month in the school that she was teaching during ASUU strike.

I wonder why women are impatient when it comes to taking decisions and that's why most of them regret later.

I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

Bro you don't even need to post any of this on social media... it's like stressing urself...

She's not your God sent lady..
If I were you.. I would hav forgetting about her few min we stop talking....

Pls don't think about her again... focus on ur career and look for a perfect lady to marry...

And let this be a lesson to help you in making decisions when you met someone else...

The truth is 90% of our lady won't settle for less...

Low budget Toilet

Atleast the toilet neat...

ahnie:
So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.

This are the evidence and dedication from the combination of my 3 hustles.
It's not grace or on God,it was hardwork.

How much did u get the laptop
I need to buy one for some starting a skill next month

They dont dispose them after one wear..

They only make sure they never use it to shoot video twice... they still wear around and dash them away after dry cleaning 3 times..

This wears cost around $100-$4000 or more

Hmmm

When AI take over every man's job

Then wetin man go chop?

This is not a transformer

But I'm not sure it's a good idea to charge inside a network mast

Chenult:
Seeking to gain admission into one of the state unis (Thanks to my GM). I smashed Post UTME but JAMB did me shege..

Meanwhile, Computer science is still my first choice.

..

I like your passion choosing Computer science
And I must confess, people like you succeed massively as a Computer Scientist ...

This course is not a course you can force people to or just study for no reason....
You hav to hav purpose to make it...

Try and work towards securing the Computer science program but if you think you don't have time... then Agriculture Engineering is cool

You are only randomly selected... no official will profile your race... they only want to check if everything is in order and you are not carrying anything illegal substances

bionixs:
okay but even Tinubu is not from Lagos

But Tinubu is not my family...
Wherever he likes make he come from...
When you hav so much power, You get what u want

Na normal thing for our African lady

My sister back her last baby for back to pick his first son in the school..

All the whites and Asian and all race diff from African just dey look and and grit her like say she be santa...

It looks funny to dem

bionixs:
please , go home and humbly ask your parents where you hail from.

They are from lagos Island🙂

bionixs:
everyone is already from Lagos or no one is from Lagos

Dey play..

We Lagosian sabi ourselves
If you not born on a Lagos soil... make una stop to dey claim our stay biko...😊

Lagos state iooking for applicants 😌



You have to swear an Oaths.. after that you become a citizen

Benefits

You can vote.
You can run for any office in Lagos .
You can travel freely. ...
Your kids will be Lagosian. ...
You can live anywhere in Lagos
Good roads network
Better power

The deposit likely comes with charges

gloryhomemaker:
What a joy to make bread by yourself at home! In this well detailed step by step video on how to bake bread rolls at home, there's a comparison between baking bread rolls with the pot and baking with the oven. This is a beginner friendly video on baking your first bread.


Ingredients:

All purpose flour (4 1/2 cups, 675 g)
Sugar (210g)
Warm milk (200ml)
Warm water (200ml)
Yeast (2 teaspoons)
Soft butter (50g)
Salt (1 teaspoon)
Egg
Oil for greasing the pan
Egg and warm milk for egg wash


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHWDSHfw_A

PHD in Cooking/Baking

I respect you mama😊

Wow...

May you be bless your holiness

ahnie:
I was taking a stroll yesterday when I saw this old mama selling this tubers of yam yesterday at cable point junction,close to cable market.

I priced #1400 per tubers but mama no gree shift grounds,she insisted it goes for #1500 per tuber,so I took 2 tubers.

When I m less busy I would use it to prepare ukodo,ripe plantain and meat/catfish meal as prepared by gloryhomemaker.

Cook and Pound it 😊

Deposit your old cash... don't expect any extention

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kk2027:
All international travellers arriving Nigeria are now to provide evidence of vaccination at point of entry and it was agreed that unvaccinated passengers arriving from other countries may have to be vaccinated at the airport.





Are they also going to vaccinate people against their will?

That's wot I'm thinking about...

Be like say the new law will keep lots of passengers away from visiting Nigeria

Sawa

I like Tilapia

officialwdhtv:
OMG Donkey solves mathematics questions accurately😯❤

Take a listen!

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnvY5BGMns-/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=884N38gNKGQ

Be like say this one dey whine themselves

They need to show full capture of the donkey


The oy way to crack this is


If you pull its tail, the donkey automatically raise his right leg...
So you pull is tail 6 times, the donkey raise his right legs 6 times...

traihit:
I still have flashes of some events that happened when I was under 5 years.

Wow... that's nice..

I do too... but they are just flashes... I can't hold on to a real full time event

Can you remember 2- 5 years event as a child? Scientifically?

I'm glad she's better

She's can do wot ever you want... in her own capacity

They are designed that way 😬

Wow very nice...

Make d coper dey play

Most of my Nysc mate from foreign Universities and private Universities in Nigeria den had to rent an apartment after wot Nysc gave to them was nothing to rite about....

If he can rent his own place fine, if he can't... make he manage ham

mrksquare:
Nothing happens. Don't be deceived oh. There is no paradise called heaven neither is there a place called hell. Is just a Christian religious construct manifactured to regulate the activities of human on earth.

So literally no God?

Thou shall not kill

They hav commit murder and shall wait and face the judgment

Christ... this country sha