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What's an prisoners favorite battery?


Duracell

ezi ekeresimesi

Merry Christmas to every single member

Bowlegs

Now I know why Jazmine they follow me every demn angle

Interviewer: Do you have any question about the job that you are applying for?

Applicant: How much is the salary?

Interviewer: Initially $40,000. Later it could go up to $80,000

Applicant: I will start later then.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad

I have a plan to give her only $1000 for Christmas

I hope I'm not in trouble sir

JastSiryin:
Abi? You mind those idiots

Its movie... So they can continue

Hackers in a movie be like


Typing..... "lasdkfjhehdfvjdkfhier dhghtwoief ghih egjiufye r"



I'm in.

Let me help you secure a job in chicken reublic

Let me help you secure a job in chicken reublic

OGWILLS123:
Am really confuse guys
Am 18 years old and next year is making me 19.
I left secondary school last year and I don't have any intention of going to university for now, I want to be financially independent before I think of university, I don't
just like turning to people for help when any financial needs
rises.
That why my Top 1 goal for 2021 is to make sure
I acquired one good skill that will empower me for life. but the problem now
is am confuse on which skill to pick.

So please can any one suggest any highly lucrative skill
for me. I don't want any skill that will be taking much time
b4 I find client. I need a highly demanding skill please.

Thanks
Your contribution will be highly appreciated

Digital Skills of course

Programming (Software Development)

After 2 years of hard learning

You can thank me

Its possible..

Don't skip class
Don't miss test
Read like hell
Get close to your dean and explain ur target focus
Don't miss assignment
Buy all neccassary handout

Finally

Pray to God

Its possible..

Don't skip class
Don't miss test
Read like hell
Get close to your dean and explain ur target focus
Don't miss assignment
Buy all neccassary handout

Final

The pray to God

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character"


Martin Luther king jr

pocohantas:
3— Pictures from the event

Glad you had a great visit

In the great city of Ijebu-jesa

Next time visiting

Visit

Erin -jesa water fall

Ijebu-jesa Only private institution (interlink Polytechnic)

Timsed hotel..

Monkey island in ilesha

You can even hike the hills in Ijebu-jesa

Dejavu44:
The best fighting force in the world. Congrats. Hope it turn out well for you.

Marines are not joking bro

Fear of Divorce

Having to see my kids one a week..

Extremely sexy

No


But they can visit time to time... To get to know you better

Kissing

Not mine

But someone else kissing beside me
Especially French

I don't fancy that sound "muah muah mwah mmm muah "

Attraction attract Attention

I didn't actually get a particular job sometimes ago

Great interview
Great meeting

They told me i was over qualified

On top

Degree excellent grades
Courses in University of Michigan and Leeds...

Well what's not urs will never be urs
What's yours will stay!

The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.

Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.

5" 7 perfect

5"11 accurate tall

JovialJune:
I practise that also, but yours is way overboard

But then, prove it.

I will just be myself ma'am

Actually no one ever told me I brag...



Prove? Hmmmm

Maybe I will consider using my picture for few hours later in the day still early here...


By the way you look stunning

JovialJune:
You brag a lot

Show yourself then.

Sorry ma'am its just basically self-loving...

ednut1:
Keep deceiving people

Ednut1 very soon you go buy your own house too...

I need a place to stay whenever I vist Canada

SGANIVA:
you get hope ? ;Dyou get hope ?

Bro anything is possible

She's capable tho

But I'm not expecting anyways

She joke about getting me a Tesla

I hope its true anyway

Ladies, stranger ladies look at me while taking a walk or walking my dog...

Its pretty obvious and they won't even shy away

Keep looking till I'm gone

Same with my female coworkers

According to my female friend

She said...

Your height
Dark skin
My physical fitness