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Na wa for you o tunde !

Bros Ndulaka is lonely o !

Idowu !!! How many times i call you ?! You wan follow married women abi ?

love-vendor services !

I'll consider that as betrayal excerpt if the guy wasn't aware of the relationship before we broke up. Then they can go on with their life !

cuteblackG:
n she respects me so much but i jst feel that human nature will always come up someday,

Love doesn't see that . And besides age is just a matter of numbers.

Kuramo Beach !

Se o le fi ori ( Sheabutter) je buredi ?

Se o le fi obi ( Kola ) mu garri ?

Joo ma lo se apa bi itan o , ma de lo se ori bi orun.

Awon ti won se bi Rambo la na wa ni mortuary o !

Don't know why una wan crucify us ? We were never given any chance at all. Now that we've wooped their red ass,all fake barcas are showing up. THE HARDER UNA COME, THE HARDER UNA GO FALL YAKATA !
May the best man win. BLUES 4 LIFE !

Crazy people !

I see no big deal in what Obama did ! Una just wan turn America to something else. Na wa o !

gabrywyl:
LOL!!! Good one!

How you dey naa ? Long time .

[b]The Ministry of Labour in Nigeria has introduced 'new titles to jobs' to remove inferiority complex, so that workers could be proud and comfortable with their professional Titles.

These are:

1. Garden Boy ---- Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

2. House Maid ---- Domestic Operations Specialist
3. Typist ---- Printed Document Handler

4. Messenger ---- Regional Business Communications Conveyer

5. Window Cleaner ---- Transparent Wall Technician

6. Temporary Teacher ---- Associate Tutor

7. Tea Boy ---- Refreshments Overseer

8. Garbage Collector ---- Public Sanitation Technician

9. Watchman ---- Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

10. Thief ---- Wealth Redistribution Officer

11. Driver ---- Automobile Propulsion Pilot

12. Mechanic ---- Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Please be advised accordingly [/b]

Dotman01:
As terry's suspension is a blessin in disguise 4 us, so is bolton's game.

I DEY SORRY FOR UNA, REMEMBER WE ARE TALKING ABT UEFA !

So what about him ?

Ok then, what of E KU ILE O !

No big deal. If for the sake of the children.

[b]Two presidents are talking over coffee and croissants at their country
club one day. Museveni, of Uganda , says to Moi ( Kenya ) 'Hey, I tell
you my driver is really stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me show you.'

And he called his driver over and said, 'Bakasongo, here is a 10
dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes.' To which
Bakasongo replied, 'Yes Sir! Right away Sir!', and he rushed off. The
president turned to his pal and said, 'See, the slowpoke is brainless.'


Moi said , 'That's nothing. You want to see stupid? Let me show you
stupid. He called his driver, 'Kiptoon, run home now and check to see
if I'm at home.' Kiptoon said, 'Yes Mzee!! Right away Mzee and ran
off.Moi turns smugly to his buddy, 'See what I told you? That's my
simpleton.


Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Bakasongo said to Kiptoon,
'Eh, you know my boss is really stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and
asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes, Like he
doesn't know thattoday is Sunday and the showroom would be closed!.
To which Kiptoon replied, 'You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is
worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home, Can't he
just use his cell phone to find out?[/b]

This one na BED BUG O !

GOD made Adam for Eve and not for Steve !

[b]FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY !
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a FOOL. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture! [/b]