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If i were to be the Sporting Lisbon coach, i would just apply for a walk over cause it is finished for them !
HABA ! This German club dey wicked o !

switch47:
chelsea is doomed to lose to juventus


[b]CHELSEA IS GOING OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!! CHELSEA WILL BE HUMILIATED OPUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BY JUVENTUS------------THERE MAY BE NO NEED FOR SECOND LEG[/b] DO NOT BE DECIEVED BY THE villa win----------[b]juventus will murder chelsea in cold blood[/b] CHELSEA WILL BE killed and destroyed!! they will be wasted!!

SHAME TO BAD PEOPLE !

BLUES FOR LIFE , WE HAVE SHAMED OUR ENEMIES !

Hmmmmm,  i am soooo scared !

Iranoladun:
Appreciate your comments but need your advise

Please let her be,since your husband supports her acts.
Just protect your own marriage.

charlobaba:
for sale!!! 1.4m

Since last yr ?

This guys just wan become LANLORD for this 5th position.

cabali:
You prolly have been switched off. I dont see you post anything recently

A cat caught his fingers and not his tongue !

BAD BELLE !

E be like say na for inside KANJI DAM i go go wash mi face o !

This ya car na 96 model o ! Nor be 95.

Bros this ya car na 93 model o ! And you wan come sell am for that kin cut throat price ! HABA !

And it is even manual transmission for that matter ! Na wa o !

Carshopper:
VIN 4T1BE32K04U820826 (not checked)
Year/Make/Model: 2004 TOYOTA CAMRY LE/XLE/SE
Body Style: SEDAN 4 DR
Engine Type: 2.4L L4 FI DOHC 16V
Manufactured In: UNITED STATES

PRICE 2.3


07085791367 ----VERY ACTIVE CAN BE REACHED ON THIS

Oga abeg post the pics naa !

Hmmm. Got one but a V6. The car na die !
Good ride !

whats your price bro ?

blacksta:
useless

Just like you abi ?

[b]A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.


"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like it was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"


"Yes, officer; I'm just fine," the blonde chirped.


"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.


"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began.


"I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was, "


"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." [/b]

An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.

The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with joysticks a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mother says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Too Tech ! How much o'jare ?

ayusman16:
e bi like say na keke napep dem dey price oo. Nairalanders too like cheap things

I wonder o ! Even correct naija used, una nor fit buy for that price. Maybe na the engine dem wan buy sha !

Between 1.1m to 1.2m

This camry na 93/94 model naa !
Though still neat !

Golden Plaza.

igwe 1:
@Big father! suffice it to say sleek

My brother this one pass siliky o !

I must relocate go EMIRATES O !

FULLY BUILT IN WHITE GOLD Body (Abu Dhabi registration)

Wonder where these Arabs dey get money from sef !

Abeg people this one dey real ?

[b]ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?

___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
________ ____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
______________________________ _____________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on
dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No,he was eating while the autopy was going on .
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No .
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law. [/b]

Wrong section bros !