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CHELSEA FC HONOURS
POSITION IN THE LEAGUE
 
FA Premier League
 
Winners Runners-up
   
2005-06 2007-08
2004-05 2006-07
  2003-2004
 
Football League Division 1
 
Winners Runners-up
1954-1955   
   
   
 
Football League Division 2 
 
Winners Runners-up
1988-1989 1976-1977
1983-1984 1962-1963
  1929-1930
  1911-1912
  1906-1907
   



 
League position 1992 - present 
 
Year  Position 
Premier League 
   
2007-2008 2nd
2006-2007 2nd
2005-2006 1st
2004-2005 1st
2003-2004 2nd
2002-2003  4th 
2001-2002  6th 
2000-2001  6th 
1999-2000  5th 
1998-1999  3rd 
1997-1998  4th 
1996-1997  6th 
1995-1996  11th 
1994-19 95  11th 
1993-1994  14th 
1992-1993  11th 
 





CHELSEA FC
FA / LEAGUE CUP / OTHER TROPHIES
 
FA Cup  Football League Cup 
 
Winners  Runners-up  Winners  Runners-up 
           
2007 2002  2007 2008
2000  1994  2005 1972 
1997  1967  1998   
1970  1915  1965   
 
 
Full Members' Cup Zenith Data Systems Cup
 
Winners Runners-up Winners Runners-up
       
1986   1990   
       



CHELSEA FC
OTHER ACHIEVEMENTS IN EUROPE
 
Championships League  2007-08 (runners-up )
European Cup Winners' Cup 1997-98 (winners); 1970-71 (winners)
Super Cup 1998-1999 (winners)
     

JUDGE WHO HAS THE BETTER PEDIGREE----ARSENAL HAS A BETTER HISTORY---SO GO REST FIRST ON THAT ONE

IN TERMS OF CLUB HISTORY CHELSEA IS NO WHERE NEAR ARSENAL AND BEFORE THEY GET CLOSE IT WILL TAKE YEARS AND YEARS---------DONT EVEN TRY COMPARE YOUR SELF WITH LIVERPOOL OR MANCHESTER UNITED---IF JESUS TARIES IT WILL TAKE A MILLION LIGHT YEARS TO GET TO HAL;F MAN UNITED LEVEL IN ACHIEVEMENT-----LOOK AT THE PREMIERSHIP----YOU JUST MANAGE DO SMALL GRAGRA LIKE HULL CITY FOR TWO YEAR WASTE MONEY SMALL COME DEY MAKE MOUTH ----OMO YOUR CLUB HAS NO HISTORY WORTH RECORDING-----THE TEAM IS THE BIGGEST FLUKE IN HISTORY AND ITWILL SOON GO WHERE IT BELONGS-----

Story ! Story !! Story !!! Bros make you leave history and let's face the current happenings abeg ! 
And as for respraying your car, why not dash it out to charity.This will really show your hatred for the BLUES.

alright o !

Eastbay:
Ladan Bosso is a joke.
Whoever employed the daft dimwit deserves to be seriously questioned.My grandmother in the village has more ideas than the blockhead.
[b]As for Haruna,who does that punk think he is,playing with so much arrogance.
What has the soft-headed idiot achieved in his life to be carrying himself with such arrogance?[/b]Why does the NFA decide to never stop embarrasing us?

My brother , the guy tire me o ! He has not even started, i wonder if the guy should start earning millions of dollars. These are the types of players that would hold the whole nation to a ransom when they become stars. He should be stopped now before he starts to grow wings !

Specialist900:
@big father, Really, time will tell

It's going to be a waiting game then ? We shall see o !

Oooooppppppss, REPEATED !

Cashmoni:
Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Na shout i shout your name ohh,you dream about me?lololololol


No lele all is well and good,your point is acknowledged and well taken,

Abeg bros where i go fit to get that STARCH wey you take rub ya car for bodi naa ?

looser !

I see nothing wrong withn what the young lad did, he has chosen a path for himself.

Draw ! Thank God .

whats the point . i wonder why the third place is always the best for us and that is if they are able to keep up the pace !

Aloy.Emeka:
Why do Nigerians get frustrated anytime they lose a game?. You mustn't win every match and this one is just one of them. Cameroun prepared just like your team did and they took an upper hand, so be it. Why didn't you guys notice the bereft technical crew when the same team walloped cote d' ivoire?

It's better for you to lose a game galantly ! There are some games you play till the last drop of your blood and people will appreciate you for losing rather than lose like a bunch of bloody imbeciles. You can imagine Bunso boasting to beat the camerounians even b4 the game . I think the Haruna guy should just go away,he is not fit to play for naija at all !

davidylan:
thanks Wenger. We will struggle to be fifth at this rate.

The right spot for you guys, keep it up !

FBS:
We won by 2. Kalouuuu on fire!!!

Yess ooo ! HOPE RAISING !

keyremotes:
I'm afraid the 1996 Camry does not come with a factory fitted keyless entry system.

All the ones I have come across are dealer installed.

So nothing for me ?

This ya question get as e be o ! Kindly rephrase abeg !

1. [b]Insult upon injury
>2. Nonsense and Ingredient
>3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
>4. How Far?
>5. Can i see your particulars?
>6. Anything for me sir?
>7. Are you mad?
>8. Half-caste
>9. Next tomorrow
>10. Make i come block you dia
>11. Lie, Lie
>12. See me see trouble oh
>13. Shift for me, lemme sit
>14. abeg vamus
>15. nonsense say wetin happen
>16. Abomination
>17. Over my dead body
>18. God forbid bad thing
>19. I need to retouch my hair
>20. all words with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar
>21. Na wa oooo
>22. Tell me something
>23. Why do you want to know my name?
>24. I beg joo
>25. Can u imagine,
>26. wonders shall never end,
>27. Tofiakwa
>28. Chei, Kai
>29. Oya
>30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere
>31. Come and Escort Me
>32. Stop at that junction over there
>33. Borrow me your pen/biro
>34. Still yet
>35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
>36. You are so annoying
>37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
>38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
>39. Effico
>40. ITK- I too know
>41. Muumu
>42. How are you? 'We're managing'
>43. and so what?
>44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive
>45. Your face look familiar
>46. You are so daft
>47. NFA- No future ambition
>48. Are you already ready?
>49. That is so dry!
>50. My belly is full
>51. Did they sack you?
>52. I trekked all the way here
>53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
>54. I want to drink cold mineral
>55. Which ones now?
>56. He was trying to toast me
>57. Jacker
>58. Your head is not correct
>59. Have you seen that film before?
>60. Just imagine!
>61. My school fees money
>62. No wahala!
>63. Reverse back small
>64. Oya, shake body
>65. Shine your eye
>66. Carry go
>67. Don't try me o
>68. Enough effizzy
>69. Nna, You chop?
>70. Ashewo bastard!
>71. What happen?
>72. We must wash am!
>73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
>74. You f--k up!
>75. No be soooo!
>76. I will see you today, athink?
>77. Cold iced water![/b]

[b]A young lad from Wisconsin goes off to college. Half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.


He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! They actually have a program here in Madison that will
teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"


"Just send him here with $1,000" the young boy says. "I'll get him in
the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs
out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

" Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach
the animals how to read!"

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that
program?"


"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of
the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.
So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and
talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually
does. Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing'
around with that brunette who lives in town?"

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he
talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"
[/b]

Do you have for camry 96 model ?

This camry ain't 96 model bros !

Bros make you try post the foto na .

The foto nko ?

Emperoh:
What this practically means is that the subsidy on fuel has been removed
Hence, any upward move in the price of Crude oil will not be subsidised by Government
assuming it goes beyond N70 a litre what happens?
Of course Nigerians will scream so its not yet uhuru. . . .

DANGEROUS DRUGS - THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE
IN NIGERIA . The most common ones are D cold, action 500 & Nimulid.
ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer . Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.Brand name: Novalgin

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __


CISAPRIDE:


Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___


DROPERIDOL:


Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____

FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____


NIMESULIDE:


Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______


NITROFURAZONE:

Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.Brand name : Furacin
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______


PHENOLPHTHALEIN:

Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.Brand name : Agarol
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______


PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE :


cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.Brand name : D'cold , Vicks Action-500, Procold etc.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____


OXYPHENBUTAZONE:


Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril, Buta etc.,

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______


PIPERAZINE:


Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______


QUINIODOCHLOR:


Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.Brand name : Enteroquinol.

Please check the chemical composition of the drug for any of the above mentioned name which may bear different brand name in Nigeria and take care.
__._,_.___

;d ;d ;d

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a Mouth Gig?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor, "
"At this time of the night? No one will show up, "
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie, I know you'd like it, too, "
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love, Don't be like that, "
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a Mouth Gig himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

[b]FOLLOWING the downward trend in the prices of crude and refined petroleum products at the international market, the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) has reduced the market pump price of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) to N65 for the month of January.


The PPRA, which announced this in Abuja on Thursday evening, stated that the reduction was in line with its statutory mandate to substitute the fixed price with a recommended price in order to pass on the benefit of this drop in price to the Nigerian public.


It, therefore, recommended that all petroleum marketers should take a cue from the open market reference price level for petrol, noting that the average for the one-month period as specified from the PPPRA’s posted price would be on its website or as published in the national dailies.


The PPPRA urged all petroleum marketers to comply with this price immediately.


It added that “The PPPRA, using its automatic price adjustment mechanism, shall be posting on its website as well as announcing and publishing in the media the indicative price of petrol on monthly basis.”


The PPPRA added that it will continue to liaise with the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) to ensure that petroleum marketers do not engage in profiteering by selling above the upper limit of the open market price monitored by the agency. [/b] NIG TRIBUNE

kay_pumpin:
This injunction will take a rather slow compliance compared with the way the marketers comply with alacrity when the price takes a north-pole direction.Naija with its unending drama!

Your guess is as good as mine. The marketers are just a bone in the throat and they are necessary evils!

[b]Petrol now N65 per litre !

[b]FOLLOWING the downward trend in the prices of crude and refined petroleum products at the international market, the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) has reduced the market pump price of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) to N65 for the month of January.


The PPRA, which announced this in Abuja on Thursday evening, stated that the reduction was in line with its statutory mandate to substitute the fixed price with a recommended price in order to pass on the benefit of this drop in price to the Nigerian public.


It, therefore, recommended that all petroleum marketers should take a cue from the open market reference price level for petrol, noting that the average for the one-month period as specified from the PPPRA’s posted price would be on its website or as published in the national dailies.


The PPPRA urged all petroleum marketers to comply with this price immediately.


It added that “The PPPRA, using its automatic price adjustment mechanism, shall be posting on its website as well as announcing and publishing in the media the indicative price of petrol on monthly basis.”


The PPPRA added that it will continue to liaise with the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) to ensure that petroleum marketers do not engage in profiteering by selling above the upper limit of the open market price monitored by the agency. [/b]
NIG TRIBUNE

[b]There were two little boys, 8 and 10 years old, very mischievous and naughty. They were always get into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their city, their sons were probably involved.

They boy's mother heard that a clergyman in city had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning and 10-year-old in the afternoon to see the clergyman .

The clergyman, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"[/b]