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Please paste the code for mod_mainmenu.php and helper.php here

shorxynla: What platform are you using.

Platform kwa?

When you see php written all over the place....

abeg where did you save that helper.php file you called in your script...... Hope the permission settings of that directory is readable.

Themaingate: when the site is up , then mail me theseeker@ssl-mail.com abi na empty site u wan sell ni ?

remove the last dot naaaa...

ah ah!

If Awka is one of the cities you will be organizing your stuff then you need me

Not only do I own a big office space in the middle of the town where you will find all the UNIZIK students, I will do all the php/mysql stuff you may need.

Do you have my number?

If theres any reason why I admire graphicplus, its about his reviews.
The guy reviews better than he designs and he should be charging for it!
That said, it is pure arrogance and childishness for greenmouse to react the way he normally does each time someone (especially graphicplus) has something to say about his websites. If you are the CEO and hence too busy to review websites that have your name on it, pay someone to do it silently for you. Thats what CEOs do.
Almost everyone here is a CEO of some sort and waving it on our faces here is plain dumb. Some nairalanders may have designed more websites and made more money from it than you but you dont see anyone saying things like that here.
I doubt you will do that but I will ask you to apologize to graphicplus.

[size=18pt]it is not true, Soyinka cannot say these things.
He cannot possibly stoop this low.
Somebody misquoted him.[/size]

Artlove: Breaknews

ol boy ehh!

your English na die!

Demdem: Is it me or did anyone notice that Abati the liar dis not for once deny it. He was just ranting. Air don blow, we don see chicken yansh. Na tomato/ maggot sellers who are members of this church who purchased the jet for their pastor. The lord is good.

It is just you.... I believe that Abati have more important things to do than to go about deny frivolous claims of a cry baby.
So it is you, thats what you go about doing on daily basis on nairaland.

kasheemawo: MEND who killed 12 policemen last week are they Muslims?

You guys keep siting stuupid examples...... MEND, Hitler, Milosevic, Osisikankwu and others did no kill people because they are fighting a christian cause. They did it because they are simply criminals like you have across all religions.

However, Islamic terrorists do it in the name of their religion.

ifechez: you are right about civil servants' loyalty to Obi. Onitsha residents are noe beginning to support him massively like they did in 2010. All of a sudden, he embarked on numerous roads rehabilition in onitsha. In okpoko, obodoukwu and okpoko junction road; in Awada, ezeiweka, oraifite, ezenwa plastic & ukagbu roads; in odoakpu, all the roads within the vicinity of new onitsha south l g a (mind you he built it) hqtr; in housing fegge, many roads there are under reconstruction like the one linking portharcourt road with express; in idemilli its the samr story. OBI is the MAN

So because a man who has spent 7 years doing next to nothing started reconstruction some roads "all of a sudden" you now claim he is the man?

With people like you in majority in anambra, any body he endorses might win but I am sure my people wont be that foolish!

ndu_chucks: Who committed the genocide, extremists among Boko Haram members or the wayward soldiers among JTF

You guys from the north simply amaze me.... So even with all these talk about amnesty and all you post crap like "extremists among boko haram"?

Didnt know there were saints among them and since you guys know, why not show us at least the saints among them....

As for JTF committing genocide, I didnt know they also go to youtube to claim they did it using abu kaka's face and all... SMH

I just hope a US drone will follow them to where the Devil is.....

He is a terrorist and amnesty or no amnesty, he is going down!

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^^^^ the kind of fools that can buy the falsehood you guys peddle are most likely not to be found in the webmasters section... Try jobs and careers section instead...

Don Ocso: Did that. Dont know how de manage to post. Anyway it may be, because i allow Guest Post

You allowed Guest post and you said: 'did that'?

sisqology: Check the name of the mysql user, there may be a typo error.

If your mysql connection is like this, you're good to go. Compare this with your own code if possible.

You and I know that there are many reasons why might not 'be like this' to him.

It is possibly a DB connection issue but my guy up there need to show us his lines.

Afam4eva: Na any time wey i see food i dey eat. At times i eat once a day. At times i eat 5 times a day. There's nothing like breakfast. It's more like break slow. I don't know what to call the food you eat at 12 noon. Brunch right? God punish dinner. It's more like mid-night food. I fit wake up anything go chop. Eating has no time frame for me.

Hey Afam, will u stop sounding like i was the one writing all that!
That was me right there not you!
You stole my......?'''

Afam4eva: Na any time wey i see food i dey eat. At times i eat once a day. At times i eat 5 times a day. There's nothing like breakfast. It's more like break slow. I don't know what to call the food you eat at 12 noon. Brunch right? God punish dinner. It's more like mid-night food. I fit wake up anything go chop. Eating has no time frame for me.

Hey Afam, will u stop sounding like i was the one writing all that!
That was me right there not you!
You stole my......

Tonto's new horror movie...

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True i dont like obi but most of u guys here are just making noise.
Here in anambra, the army is used extensively in urban patrol and believe it or not it works. If u have been to any urban town in anambra, u must have seen 'Army Urban Patrol' and many atimes, they have helped the police in dealing with dare devil robbers and they dont go about harrasing people. most times, u wont even remember they exist.
Federal or no federal, wat matters is results and other governors do look for such result by equipping the police in their own state too.
security is crucial everyhere in the country and any step taken to improve on it is welcome.
we will start talking about what is ideal when the country as a whole turns ideal.

Tonto's new horror movie...

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sammsimm: Simple!
My best celeb in 9ja is TONTO
Worst celeb in 9ja is d 1 n only MR SEUN OSEWA.
Shikenah

Yeah! Especially after seeing Tonto Dike's new Horror - ALFEHLAH!
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tonto dike's new horror movie will offer good company on any long trip
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i'll rather leave that to tonto dike's new horror movie below

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Blackteeth: What exactly did those four students do? They wouldn't have been killed like that if the hadnt done something serious.
They must have commited a grave offence.

Tonto Dike in a naija horror Movie

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I am yet to understand why US is willing to back IBB at any cost.

The closed door meeting he (IBB) had with us officials in his minna mansion is something that should worry any Nigerian.

biggjoe:
You guys talk too much without action.

See I just added the link on my facebook status,

For those who dont know how, dont just copy this thread url into your facebook update box.

Under the box, you will see 'Attach',  click on the last licon there (it reads 'link' when your mouse hovers over it) and paste the url of this thread there. By so doing, your post will come up the obituary posted in the first post.

Like I said, its for those who dont know how.

You guys talk too much without action.

See I just added the link on my facebook status,

kay80:
Why dont you try DOPC. You can get a cheaper price at N 217,350 for 200/512 kbps. It is unlimited and should be able to carry your 20 systems. Try to visit their office at ilupeju for more details.

I have not used any Nigerian ISP and from what I have heard, they are not to be trusted, especially DOPC.

Anybody that really want to do cafe business should ignore Nigerian ISPs, period.