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@OP you have been in å relationship with her for 2 years and you haven't eaten from the honey pot. People still do that in the 21st century? Anyway take her to Ʋя momma if that will guarantee you å golden ticket into Eden. After the first round u will be like "is this the shit i have spent 2 years of my life waiting for. Anyway let me phuck 2 years outta Ʋя a55 b***h"

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]Even Jesus Christ said He knows not the time or hour but only the signs. just be righteous and be expectant, because mini rapture occurs everyday when people die[/quote]The bible says the DAY and HOUR, no man knows, but some bible scholars believe the YEAR or even the MONTH can be known to man.
Mini Rapture? That's a new one. Please enlighten us.

psucc: If you will be bold to post the name of you Pastor and the church, then we know how to say it.

Christ Bible and Prayer Ministries (CBPM) - Pastor Akinola

My Pastor announced this morning that the rapture of the church may take place this december 2013. although he has mentioned this several times over the last few months, i would like to know from nairalanders most especially the christians amongst you if you have heard å similar message and if you truly believe it will happen this december or not. Personally i doubt it will happen soon, but i don't want to be caught unawares by the sounding of the trumpet. I can't imagine being left behind. Nlanders, over to you.

rozayx5: if Stella was from sw.. this issue would have since died down

Died down just like Tafa Balogun's, Patricia Etteh's, Bode George. U̶̲̥̅̊ Igbos celebrate mediocrity so much.

This is good news for kidnappers. Btw, Seun the CEO of Nairaland is absent from this list.

Anybody delivering å baby today, don't 4get to name Ʋя pikin Eclipse. I can just imagine å name like Eclipse Osewa.

Hope Stella Oduah has not seen this thread, otherwise nah #Shopping tinz go dey on her mind.

Mumu president, mumu op, mumu followers. May Alllah punish all of you.

This is no bomb scare. It is the Jagaban's arrival that has sent them into disarray.

yemi2plus: A Poem For Nigeria

I sat here and watched,
As a child grown into a lady,
Many suitors now approach her,
I remembered and I smiled,
I laughed and I cried,
As she celebrated again.

Happy 53 birthday Nigeria.

Rubbish! If your father and brother were killed in Yobe state last week, you won't have time composing this trash of å poem. Get å life punk.

I am not å fan of the #end time tinz crew, but with topics like this on the fp, these are signs of end time for NL.

*Khaki boys, you ve got only 5 days. Pls save this country now before it's too late*

ighoosagie: no I didn't, I only shot pellet guns

This pikin belongs to the Indomie generation

miqos02: thank you for this, but how come it made front page?

because seun needs to make more money.

pDude: The same toto wey some girls dey dash to every guy for area for free, na the same toto wey Beverly go use win the money.

Your toto is equivalent to the things you use it for.

Use your toto wisely.

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The baby that was born the other day with å bible, was it paper bible or tablet bible? Just asking.

Orlando Owoh: Must any other Yoruba suffer because of the foolishness of the Igbo? Who do you think you are, to start with?

Mazi Dede. He lost his grandfather to the Nigerian side at the battle of uzuakoli. Since then, he has been praying fervently ƒσя another biafran war so he could avenge the old man's death. But all he would get is e-biafran war on nairaland.

Orlando Owoh: Must any other Yoruba suffer because of the foolishness of the Igbo? Who do you think you are, to start with?

Mazi Dede. He lost his grandfather to the Nigerian side at the battle of uzuakoli. Since then, he has been praying fervently ƒσя another civil war so he could avenge the old man's death. But all he would get is e-civil war on nairaland.

bloggernaija: How can you call it a wasteful project.
The state with the highest number of extremely wealthy people.
Highest number of human resources.
A state which for years ,her indigens have been pouring their wealth into Lagos and ignoring their state.
I am from a town in the SW which represents wella
But believe me when I say that OGUN state scares the living day light out of me when you talk about wealth.
Even their own version of criminals are smugglers who can earn 50,000 a day without breaking a sweat.
They like their parties but you are deluding yourself if you think that it has made any dent in their bank account .
NOW A PROJECT LIKES THIS BRING SWAGGER TO THE PLACE.
IT PLAYS ON THE CONCIOUSNESS OF THE INHABITANTS AND VISITORS ALIKE.
THE PURPOSE IS TO START A REVOLUTION .
ONCE THE BUSINESS DISTRICT IS COMPLETED,
NOTHING STOPS THE ADENUGA ,OKOYAS ETC FROM JOINING IN THE FRAY
THE MENTAL IMPEDIMENT THAT STOPS INDIGENS FROM COMING BACK WOULD HAVE BEEN BROKEN BECAUSE OF THE MODERN OUTLOOK OF THE PLACE.
THEREBY, DRAWING BACK SOME OF HER LIBERAL ,PROGRESSIVE AND EDUCATED CLASS BACK FROM LAGOS

Look at his wife.
Her royal hotness.
A thoroughbred moulded by centuries of evolution of culture and tradition.
Imagine that what you see in that picture is not much different from the beauty you see from 400 years ago.
Even mimiko cannot avoid having a look
FACT:Intelligent people have a good taste

It is showing in ibikunle's good works just like Ajoke Mohammed (muritala wife )was a window into the man himself .
Muritala has not been bested in aso rock.
AT THIS STAGE, AMOSUN HAS DONE MORE THAN ALL THE GOVERNORS IN THE STATE'S HISTORY COMBINED.
AND THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND YEAR.

Your post brought tears to my eyes and gladness to my heart. You have said all that needs to be said. May the good lord open the eyes, ears aπϑ hearts of the haters so they can see å new dawn has come to the south west. Omo ogun, ise ya!

Jamonirich: come nxt election am very sure d same guy stone still go head and win d election.
coz money tok and stone or wot did call it? can nt
change dos ungry kwara who ar ready to collect
dre causse 500 naira. u do nt av to stone be 4
any1 undastand ur filling. wen election we only
need 1 tin to do. luck ur hold women at hom. and
for u to vote u most av atleast waec result with
5creadit. i mean dos who vote do nt real knw d
outcome of dat 500naira da collect. doz who ar
educate knw d riteperson to vote. ar we a
learner?

Are u Yuzedo's fada?

Nairaland has been invaded by kids. Where are the legends of those days?

@olorogun1 thanx for the advice, off course due diligence would have to be taken before negotiation and payment is done.

A contact of mine urgently needs about 80-100 acres of land along Abeokuta-Sagamu expressway for a housing project. The land should be located along the abeokuta-sagamu expressway approaching Nestle Plant. Waiting for a response ASAP.

Another poo on the frontpage. How will this reduce the amount of mumus in this mumudom?

Mumu president
Mumu presidential spokesperson
Mumu readers on mumuland.com
All this in mumudom

bootlegaz: He and Fela are true yoruba leaders, unfortunately their kinsmen despise them and choose to kiss the shoes of the likes of Tinubu and OBJ

Here comes another bloody tribalist from mumudom. Btw, just name one igbo version of Gani...

Tunjasko: RIP sir...Thank you for giving us an intelligent and great man like 'Babatunde'

Bottom licker. Intelligent aπϑ greatman? Nah who dash am.