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MISSCONGENIALITY:
Something happened to me on Sunday that made me wonder what people would have been writing if I had died.
Went to cute my hair and even tinted it pink. I'm not the going out type i love my sleep on Sundays. But then i got someone who could cut, curl and tint it for me that Sunday and then i said let me do it since other days of the week are work days.
I didn't drive cos left my car at the mechanic on Saturday.
Now on my way back after making this beautiful hair and I loved the new look. I took Keke to and on my was and impatient driver hit us off the road and i fell out as the driver was struggling with the streering so that we don't tumble.
The luck we had is that the Keke man wasn't on speed and he was not also in the middle of the road if not an oncoming car may have smashed me when I fell
The crazy past of it is thean that hit us didn't stop.
I had bruises all over my body and while everyone was cursingthe mad driver, i was speechless. Many people tell like that and died.
If I had died, maybe the story would have been that my Yahoo boyfriend dumped me by the road side, of that i went to do ashawo and was killed in a hotel and later dumped by the road side.
Or if they never got to see my body, the story might be that i ran off with a man. Some people who know me well may even say it's her sugar Daddy that got her the car she's been driving and maybe his wife heard it and sent people to kill her.
And then i realized that the dead doesn't hear all these lies that fly about because they are dead. It's the living the cook up stories about a dead they know not jow it occured. Even those who witness and know how it occured may decide to add their own sugar or change the whole narrative.
May her soul rest in peace.

OkoroPeugeot:
Why they don't move abroad

tradepunter:
Have you ever heard of chemotherapy?? Majority of the times it's meant to eradicate the big cancer cell but it ends up killing the patient...

That's how tvks corruption fight is, what you do is move inch by inch... You suffocate the environment and starve it of nutrients needed for it to grow...

Then you manipulate the genetic sequence...then you introduce killer cells that will kill the cancer from within...

But always kill off the small even if it's a inch they grow

MrBrownJay1:
nolly super story

illicit:
U no get problem as at now

Na when she go NYSC u go get problem

Bosenan:
Google ads have actually being featuring for a while but in a non-invasive manner at the bottom of a page, but this one get as e be.

Trendy247:
Seun is broke

Englishisamust:
I pray make efcc no jamb you one day. Waiting those people go face eeenh. My friend wey efcc catch today is currently suffering from trauma. They tell him to pay 20 million before they can bail him. Dey there they think say what happen na small thing.

MadamExcellency:
If Nairaland floats an app, it will be banned by big techs for tribalism, racism, and hate speech.

Did you remember when Ogugua reported Nairaland to google for breaching its policy? Nairaland needs serious sanitization and reforms.

Newton2024:
Why not 100%?

Karleb:
I feel Jack leaving Twitter makes this acquisition easier. It made Twitter spineless.

kponkedenge:
No he doesn't.

There are a lot of share holders in the company..... So it will be shared amongst all of them. Although Jack had one of the highest shares cos he was a Co-founder.

seanwilliam:
if I were the one, I won’t sell it also. E get some stage in life wey money no go too matter to person again but legacy will.
Jack is already rich and can afford any luxury in this world , he’s so rich that 1000 generations after him will never smell poverty.. so to me anything wey go make me worth 1b$ dollars , I don’t think there’s anything I want again Concerning money . His name as ceo of Twitter or founder is much more valuable( to me o) than any amount of money ..

majamajic:
The sand protectors on the tires will show u the bus is going left

There's nothing like hair blowing right , this car is going left , the sand protectors on the tires are the only clue , sand protectors are not in front of tires , they are always behind

So the car is going left !

Fearyourcreator:
NL is worth over $200m

czarr:
Mr smarts please tell me... Why do you think he purchased it? you know we learn everyday. If you can't tell me then make Ogun kill your papa

SQLmastar:
Not a wise decision to sell

Booktree:
Should Seun Sell nairaland?