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Romance / Re: Women And Promises by bigtalla(m): 1:07am On Sep 09, 2014 |
That was mean, bro... |
Romance / Re: Stopping Your Man From Cheating by bigtalla(m): 2:54am On Sep 08, 2014 |
phlemzy: Hmm..dats overblown. if 99% PERCENT OF MEN CHEAT BUT 99% of ladies claim they are in a relationship, then QUESTION: Who (or what) are these 99% of men cheating with? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Caught My Landlord Sniffing At My Panties. by bigtalla(m): 2:18am On Sep 08, 2014 |
LIE-ABILITY LIAR-BILITY LIABIL-ITY.... ALL LIES |
Career / Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by bigtalla(m): 11:48am On Jul 22, 2014 |
upengineer:Now, the kind of facility you find yourself will tell how bad you feel the effect of the ocean tides. Most FPSOs (if not all) are anchored (fixed) to the sea bed with chains. Because of this restriction, they feel the ocean tides to an extent. But most modern offshore drilling rigs are DPs (dynamically positioned) and are usually heave (tide) compensated. This flexibility (unlike the anchored/fixed FPSOs) reduces the tidal effect. The supply vessels are the worst, not anchored, not dynamically positioned (although few modern ones are DP); hence any where water move, dem go move too.. That's why a lot of people develop sea sickness on these supply vessels.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Career / Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by bigtalla(m): 11:38am On Jul 22, 2014 |
ojmaroni247: Plz u guyz should help us dat seek to work offshore,my only issue is swimming test,but heard its nt always neccessary sum companies jst give u a swim pass even if u don't knw hw to swim,moreover de truth is if u get into dat water its only baba God dat can save u,cuz dey say u cnt even swim de water,..life jackets nd safety equipments r provided. Courses like BOSIET,HEUT etc r a big hindrance for us dat can't afford it,tho I hear companies usually foot de bills for the training.Usually, your would company pays for your BOSIET and HUET. It is mandatory and believe me DPR officials are seriously ensuring that u have these before going offshore. These training are not to teach you to swim during a mishap, but rather they will only teach you how to survive in water until search-and-rescue team arrives.. You can't swim across the ocean, don't even try.. The first survival lesson is "Conserve your energy to enable you stay alive for a longer time" 24 Likes |
Career / Re: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by bigtalla(m): 11:27am On Jul 22, 2014 |
upengineer: well,You sound like have been on ABO FPSO.. Anyway, you forgot to add that there are emergency drills performed on a routine basis (fire, toxic gases, Pirates, man-over board, etc). Also, people (especially first times) tend to develop sea sickness (nausea and vomiting).unfortunately for me, my shift made me miss, Xmas, new year, Easter, anniversaries last year.. But in all, when u see your pay slip, you somehow forget the pains...lol.,. Am a subsea engineer 20 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Samsung HD Digital Photo/video Camera With Front & Back Screen For Sale by bigtalla(m): 7:45pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
i have 5k |
Romance / Re: Can A Married Man Be A Best Man Or Part Of Grooms Men? by bigtalla(m): 1:32pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Personally, i don't see anything wrong with that.. As long as they are your paddies and not having pot-bellies to spoil the pix your memorable day.. |
Romance / Re: What Can A Brother Get (gift) His Girlfriend On A Visit? by bigtalla(m): 1:29pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
fruityjojo: A Purse.She definitely would need a purse... store her spoils |
Romance / Re: How To Confront A Cheating Spouse - Tips And Advice by bigtalla(m): 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Seems like alot to consider before confronting a cheating spouse.. Why not just ask her cheating slutty a.ss straight away? And yes, it's a SHE 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: What Happened To This Man's Wife? by bigtalla(m): 3:11pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
With the force he's using to scrub the girl, it obviously is his first time.... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by bigtalla(m): 3:07pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
*YAWNS*... |
Forum Games / Re: Text Twist by bigtalla(m): 1:38am On Jul 17, 2014 |
SEAT STAB SAT STAGE BEAST BAT AGE TAG TAB BOAT BEAT TWIST THIS: CENTRAL |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by bigtalla(m): 1:29am On Jul 17, 2014 |
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Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by bigtalla(m): 2:36am On Jul 12, 2014 |
This pix looks familiar ... i hope i don't get quoted by.. u know who
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Romance / Re: See What This Nigerian Girl Posted On Instagram (shocking)! by bigtalla(m): 1:27am On Jul 12, 2014 |
she meant ''bleep'' not ''beat''.. Na the auto-correct function of her phone cause am... |
Romance / Re: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by bigtalla(m): 1:17am On Jul 12, 2014 |
I don't think it has anything to do with tribe. i think its becoming easier to yansh babes these days irrespective of the tribe.. just have what a lady desires in a man (money, looks, fame, etc) and u will nyash her 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Dnt Miss This Fairly Used 2010 ML 350 4matic by bigtalla(m): 10:22am On Nov 16, 2013 |
Ego ole? How much? |
Family / Re: Is Watching Pornography Considered Cheating? by bigtalla(m): 5:53am On Nov 05, 2013 |
My gf and I watch poooorn together,... Does that mean we are cheating on each other? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wearing Panty Hose To A Job Interview. by bigtalla(m): 6:50pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
Personally, i find it that pant hose fits light-skinned ladies more than the darker ones (no offense meant).. So, if u are light-skinned, with a full fleshed straight legs, by all means wear a nice hose that blends with ur complexion for any interview... @OP, what should the very dark ladies do about selecting a color that blends their complexion? |
Politics / Re: Stella Oduah's Answer To Query From The Presidency by bigtalla(m): 12:17pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
*Stella walks into GEJ's office after receiving a call from him inviting her for a meeting* STELLA: Your Sexcellency, Welcome back from Isreal. Have u seen my response to your query? GEJ: Which query? STELLA: The query concerning the BMW cars, your sexcellency.. GEJ: Oh that one?.. i was only joking oo.. So, u wasted ur time replying that rubbish? STELLA: *feeling releived*, so sir, why did u invite me over.. GEJ: Abeg, sit down let me gist you about my flexing in Isreal.. I didn't know they have fine babes like dis oo.......*fade* 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date by bigtalla(m): 9:48am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Sex on a first date is becoming a norm.. Many ladies have had sex on the first date at some point in time, but never reveal it, even to their best friends, so as not to feel cheap.. I believe this is becos of the online dating spree going on.. A guy and a girl meet online, share intimate and nude pix, do sexting(sex chat), decide to meet face-to-face. The girl travels from Lagos to Abuja or vice-versa. There is every probability that they'll have sex on the first date.. Believe me, in as much as many ladies decide to live in self-denial, its becoming a norm in Nigeria... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Public Display Of Love/affection:a Yes Or No? by bigtalla(m): 8:51am On Oct 20, 2013 |
I sometimes see public display of affection as a cover-up for a fake/struggling r/ship.. I have a friend who kisses his gf publicly becos she wants him to and not becos he likes it. He says he only complies whenever they have had an argument/quarrel, especially when he was the one at fault. Its like a penace.. It's not normal in Nigeria, but I believe we are getting there ... |
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Man Might Cheat On You by bigtalla(m): 8:46am On Oct 20, 2013 |
What about the guy who just aint satisfied with eating only okro soup everyday? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by bigtalla(m): 7:21am On Oct 16, 2013 |
Both apps are cool.. To say 2go is for kids is not totally correct. There are kids everywhere, it just happens that Whatsapp only connects you to people who are on your phonebook list. Consequently, if you have kids on your phonebook, your Whatsapp friends will definitely be kids, on the other hand, if you have adults on your phonebook, logically you will also have adults on your Whatsapp list. 2go has been upgraded, you receive your messages real time like whatsapp (whether u r online or not), also you may chat with adults or kids if you wish. I also believe there is an option on 2go where u can decline or accept an invitation from "kids".. As for me, prefer Whatsapp cos it enables me share files, quickly.. Fatster than BBM and 2go can ever imagine |
Romance / Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by bigtalla(m): 7:26am On Oct 15, 2013 |
I never knew a thread can be derailed this quick..... it took just 1 comment.... RIP thread 45 Likes |
Romance / Re: The Trick Women Use! by bigtalla(m): 6:50am On Oct 15, 2013 |
Hugs dey sha....smh
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Religion / Re: new Members Introduce Yourselves ( sticky ) by bigtalla(m): 6:55am On Oct 13, 2013 |
I am not exactly new here, I joined a couple of years back, absconded but am back again... I know I am back for good .. My name is Daniel a.k.a HardDrive |
Religion / Re: When Will The Issue Of Tithe End In Nairaland? by bigtalla(m): 6:17am On Oct 13, 2013 |
If you believe paying your tithe will open the windows of blessings for you, please pay your tithe.. If on the other hand you think pastors are swindling followers by this means, kindly keep your money.. It is YOUR money, and you have 100% right to decide how u want to spend it.. As for me, I am convinced that it is right to pay tithe.. Since it is MY money, I choose to pay my tithe.......If you care to know, it works for me... |
Education / Re: FG Stops Salaries Of Striking Lecturers (ASUU) by bigtalla(m): 11:04am On Oct 11, 2013 |
My papa na lecturer ooo |
Romance / Re: Stop Trying So Hard To Impress Women! by bigtalla(m): 2:27pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
I have been a Mr Nice guy in the past but it didn't really work out with the ladies.... So I tried Jim Iyke's approach, BAMMM, it works like magic 9 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by bigtalla(m): 5:13pm On May 16, 2013 |
Why u dey mumu? Abi dem fence your sense? 1 Like |
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