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Stevez32: After Quoting All Dat, This Is The BS You Came Up With? SMH!

You expected something better? Kid!! *smh*

chucky234: Na because price of garri you come dey quote entire post,guy try take Lonart make your malaria go.

Artesunate works better for me, Thank You.

Shollypopz: Why are you hating naa??!!

Abi na lie I talk??.......I no wan fade/depreciate, so na only one guy 'spermatozoa' is allowed. If u wan spend money on me without ur 'spermatozoa' coming any close to me...You are free to join my list of BFs. You will be my "phone bill" guy...deal?? Kissing and smooching go dey involved

No premarital spermatozoa, no premarital spending, shikena!

fubbyy: What am I doing with this rubbish called blackberry sef, after spending #1,500 on bis I no fit stream video, na waa o how I go fit watch or download dis video wey everybody dey talk about, somebody please give me a clue

Load credit on your phone

Agiliti: now i see why so many guys are always complaining of the price of garri.
even wowor babes can find mugu whose sole purpose is to spend his whole salary taking her "out" while he goes home to soak garri

LMAO!!!!!! Nairaland sha! This thread just made my morning!

What's today's euro rate I want to make a transfer now.

Do you have anything in Aberdeen?

[quote author=inspired_m]Inspired Rate 163 Naira to $1.

24th August 2012[/quote]Oga what's the current euro rate?

Demdem: President Jonathan's High-Priced Militants: Asari Dokubo, Tompolo, Ateke Tom Paid Millions of Dollars Annually


America’s Wall Street Journal today revealed [/b]the mind-boggling million dollar sums that the Nigerian government has been paying Niger Delta warlords to keep them off the oil pipelines in the past 12 months.

[b]Mr. Dokubo Asari, the former warlord that first shot to national limelight collects $9million every year to keep his estimated 4000 soldiers at bay. ‘General’ Ateke Toms and ‘General‘ Ebikabowei Boyloaf Victor Ben collect $3.5million apiece while General Government Tompolo Ekpumopolo is the most priced of all: he gets $22.5 million yearly.

The newspaper said the figures were gotten from senior officials of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, which makes the payment direct to these warlords.

While Dokubo shrugged off the huge payment he receives, about N1.44 billion, as nothing unusual, there is the belief that the selective payments have bred some jealousy among other militants, not so rewarded, who in reaction continue to pillage Nigeria’s crude oil pipelines. Nigeria loses no less than 10 per cent of its crude production to oil thieves on prowl in the Niger Delta, despite the programme of pacification called the Amnesty Programme.

By Shell’s account, no less than 150,000 barrels of Nigeria’s production are stolen daily, a very low estimate in the eyes of many Niger Delta watchers.

The Wall Street Journal said in its report that government plans to spend $450 million on the amnesty programme this year alone, despite the increasing theft of crude in the region.

Said the respected journal: The gilded pacification campaign is offered up by the government as a success story. But others say the program, including a 2009 amnesty, has sent young men in Nigeria’s turbulent delta a different message: that militancy promises more rewards than risks.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/prpresident-jonathans-high-priced-militants-asari-dokubo-tompolo-ateke-tom-paid-millions-d

I really should have been a militant when I had the opportunity!!!!

warrior01: Just heard on AIT that oil has been discovered in Sokoto state. It was confirmed by the governor in an interview. Wishing them the very best



http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/08/21/sokoto-has-abundant-crude-oil-deposits-says-wammako/

Better for us all

Congrats

Advert attached.

bump!

BOSON: My good people, I am terribly ashamed of myself for not doing proper checks before purchasing the vehicle. Account details supplied to me by mr Icme and which I paid into is listed below
Account Name: Daupriye Timi
Account Number:3034460839
Bank: First bank.
Recent checks indicate that the bearer of this account is female

The name sounds familiar, like a female facebook friend, I think he used someone's account to cover his tracks. It was a man you always spoke to right?
To me though, 400,000 is not worth stealing, it wouldn't even hide you, I wonder why the icme guy is not being wise

Call to negotiate!

here https://www.nairaland.com/1024130/start-shawarma-business-shawarma-grill

Shawarma Equipment available here https://www.nairaland.com/1024130/start-shawarma-business-shawarma-grill

One of my businesses is setting up shawarma spots around Port Harcourt where I stay.
I set up a place early last month at a Popular Club but unfortunately, there was a killing there a few weeks later and as such, the patronage dropped to almost zero.
As such, I want to cut losses and I'v sold of all my equipment like freezer and co, Its just this toaster left.

If you're interested in starting up the lucrative shawarma business, this is your opportunity to get this premium piece of equipment at a cheap rate.

Bought brand new and used for 2 weeks.

Pictures are attached and it is going for 110,000 naira only (Negotiable).

50 kg Rice

Normal Bedroom

I do it all the time, no big deal (apart from d bad belle hypocrites around dat'd try to stab u with their eyes)

Malaria na bas*ard.... @ topic

Mr Fhemmy seriously, is this phone "used"? Its totally spotless I'm already feeling guilty it came to me because I know I use phones roughly,

I finally got around to doing the device swap yesterday afternoon and I must say, you really finish work on this one.

Everything works perfectly, device is in excellent condition, and it really was worth the wait.

nyrol: Thank goodness it arrived safely! Enjoy your money bro!

Charging now, would post pics after swapping contacts.

Fhemmmy: So long as there is breath in me, that long I will persist. For now I know one of the greatest principles on success; if I persist long enough I will win.

Just got a text from the courier, would pick it up later in the evening.

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This's what I love most about voguepay

Stupidity lurks around in different shapes and sizes, freemason ke.... Mtcheeeewww, rubbish

When you steal, steal big... "Small" crime doesn't pay. Moral of the story

Fhemmmy: Your item has arrived and news has reached me that it seems to be clearedddddd

I'd email you now.

Patiently waiting for ugly people to beef & ask why this's on the front page

Price reduced with new stock. Please remember you need a PC running Windows XP (not xp mode) to run it.