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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Census: Your State by BillGatesFan(m): 11:20am On Jan 02, 2009
People who live abroad can not bypass people from the MEGA CITY LAGOS,FASHOLA STATE will win this vote
Family / Re: I Am Now A Mother by BillGatesFan(m): 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2008
Your very lucky,some women are not,they keep searching and at the same time keep playing games with men by not responding to invitations,Enjoy your married life
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by BillGatesFan(m): 5:14pm On May 19, 2008
@favcom: You have the point .

South African forget that nothing is permanent on earth,they forgot that their so called temporary peace and economic development is not permanent either

African nations should bring their citizens back to their respective countries and watch south africans return back to their days of apatheid,suffering,and hardship, only then will they start calling african nation for help then we give them conditions.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by BillGatesFan(m): 4:55pm On May 19, 2008
A Zimbawean woman said on the BBC news that,the south african women are accusing them of Taking their men,which means that south Africa is having shortage of men,another sign of the ENDTIME thats one of the reason why they should welcome foreigners with open hands and take good care of them instead of fighting and killing them.

They need more men in their country.

God really Bless Nigeria we have everything in abundance no shortage of men or women.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by BillGatesFan(m): 10:19am On Apr 30, 2008
Why is life so unfair? Am here begging GOD to help so my girlfriend can concieve and give me a child,and here is a man praying to GOD not to allow his girlfriend get pregnant.

If she get pregnant bring her to me I will accept her and wed her right away. Am not joking 100% serious.
Money is not the problem, I have it, lots of it but pregnancy refuse to come.
Romance / Re: Funny Marriage Proposal by BillGatesFan(m): 8:47am On Mar 19, 2008
Thats funny,it goes to say that women are around men just for marriage,they will fast and pray,going to many white garment churches so that their men can propose and marry them,if the guy has decided to marry the bitch,how best do you guy want him to say it?


Everyone has his way of doing things and thats him not any of you.

This proposing style has made my day, I love it
Family / Re: Is A Jobless Man The Head Of His Family? by BillGatesFan(m): 8:49am On Jan 17, 2008
Only a foul will call himself the head of a family when he is nothing but a burden to his wife and children
Culture / Re: My Wife-To-Be Is An "Osu" by BillGatesFan(m): 2:13pm On Jan 16, 2008
Can I get the contact of the said Osu lady? I will marry her and give meaning to her life and prove to the World especially the family calling her Osu that she is not Osu,I feel sads that a man can listen to his parents at this time of our Century or Generation and believe in this village osu of a thing.

Please I will be very please if I can be help and get in contact to the lady, imagine what she must be going through now,a man she puts all her hope and love on,doubting whether to marry her or not.The man is an Animal,men like him give bad image to manhood.
Religion / Re: Lovemaking After Traditional Wedding Only: Is This Fornication? by BillGatesFan(m): 3:15pm On Jan 15, 2008
@davidylan: Before the advent of the White missionary journey what was the means of marriage in Africa? What the Hell are you talking about? Are you saying that Traditional marriage has no VALUE anymore in our African traditions and CULTUERE? In the Olden days there was nothing like Church and Court Weddings, so Why all this NONSENSE TALK ABOUT CHURCH WEDDING?

I will simply ask you to please STOP Minimizing,insulting and provoking we Real Africans.Our Cultures has come to Stay and No one Not even Lusifer himself can stop our African culture,after the traditional wedding the lady in question is yours for enjoying and child bearing, if she and anyone else don't want to RESPECT that tradition then she has no choice than to go and marry white men with their white,dirty,useless,Fornication culture? Nonsense
Religion / Re: Ailing Sonny Okosun Seeks Help In India by BillGatesFan(m): 6:59am On Jan 13, 2008
His questions calls for deep reflection,where are his friends who laugh and eat with him? where are the Governors who gave him red carpet? Out of 150 million Nigerians none was there for this great singer,and God sent an INDIAN a man from a country the world says don't know GOD, that they are Magicians and Idol worshipers,the same country GOD Raise a man to assist a man of GOD in Nigeria where we have so many Miracle healing Pastors,signs and wonders pastors,rain maker pastors,fire Invocation pastors ETC, yet this pastors can't help a fellow pastors in need,now the question is ARE THEY REALLY PASTORSARE THEY REALLY MEN OF GOD. I know Jesus said in the Bible when you see poor people,sick people,hungry people,naked people, suffering and you do not help them, YOU DO THAT UNTO ME,So are christians following the teachings of CHRIST?

Echidime talk about PMAN AND NOLLYWOOD assisting their guys thats true,I will also like to add that CHRISTIAN PASTORS should also organise themselve to assist fellow pastors in need if really they are pastors preaching the same Kingdom of GOD our CREATOR.


AN INDIAN Assisting a man of GOD In Nigeria,This is shocking,thats means Indian are the real practicing christians while Nigerians are the Idol Worshipers,for Nigerians worship GOD with their lips only while their heart is far from GOD's Teachings.
Politics / Re: Ribadu Fired! by BillGatesFan(m): 7:18am On Dec 31, 2007
He was removed so that OBJ and Atiku can be arrested and probe,since he ribadu can't have the strenght to arrest and probe OBJ who puts him in office.

Why can't you people see?
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by BillGatesFan(m): 9:03am On Dec 29, 2007
Am leaving you Because,your pussy is too wide.

Am leaving you because your Penis is too Small.

and I think my mum loves you grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Your New Year Resolutions For 2008? by BillGatesFan(m): 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2007
Mine is that I will never again Bleep any other girl,lady or woman except my wife come 2008,I will dedicate my Dick to her alone.

God help me keep to this AMEN
Career / Re: Too Choose Between My Work Or Getting Married? by BillGatesFan(m): 8:05am On Dec 21, 2007
OBEY YOUR BOSS AND REMAIN SINGLE FOR LIFE. How can you ever think about what you should do?When you know that Marriage is the best thing that can happen in the life of every woman.Marriage gives you comfort,security,love,care,adoration,affection,money,total dependence on your man even if your working,above all it gives you GOD'S most valuable GIFTS OF LIFE CHILDREN,OR DO I SAY BABIES,all these your useless job and your animalistic boss can't give you in your entire life time
Business / Re: What Are Your Achievements In 2007? by BillGatesFan(m): 7:21pm On Dec 18, 2007
I was able or should I say I was favoured to be Initiated into the Skull and Bones Fraternity,Texas chapter,and I was opportuned to meet with George W.Bush and other prominent American leaders.My future has just started,too much connection worldwide and I thank GOd for that.

I have been applying to be Initiated for over 15 years now but God answer me this year am greatful.

Merry Xmas to you all
Family / Re: How Much Should A Man Earn To Sustain A Marriage? by BillGatesFan(m): 1:43pm On Dec 12, 2007
Q man can only find true love when he is nobody,meaning when he has nothing yet,like cars,houses,good job,only then can a man find the GOD destiny wife for himself, if she stay with you then she is yours and no millionaire can take her away from you, but once your rich already made,you can find true love anymore because ladies will just be coming for your wealth,where were they when you were nobody? thats why it is very good to mentain and marry the lady that stands by you when you where nobody.

Some men will abandone their God giving love once they are rich and marry a GOLD Digger,this is very bad,it hurts and breaks the ladies heart.

So kevin,now that your nobody yet you have 100% chance of getting a real,marriage type lady as a wife,noty when you are mr wealthy. grin grin grin

Even if you earn 20,000 Naira a month your real wife will support and stay with you,but if you married Jezebel even if you gave her 1,000.000 naira a month she wilm still go and Bleep around in the neighbourhood,even sleeping with your best friends a,d your gateman.

Women are very unpredictable,but real love you will find only when you are still poor.
Religion / Re: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by BillGatesFan(m): 9:14am On Dec 12, 2007
This is very good news, The house of GOD should be the biggest and most beautiful house on earth, not the house of men. If I have GOLD that will be enough to build a church I will do it,mamajama is and Antichrist
Nairaland / General / Re: How Will You Spend Your Christmas? by BillGatesFan(m): 3:09pm On Dec 10, 2007
@Hazel-eyed:Why not publish to us what Echidime sent to you if really so Other nairalanders can see and judge,because you girls of nairaland are so sinful that you prefer engaging in all kinds of nonsensical activities and later blame a man for it. I heard you have been seducing nairaland men giving them calls and sending emails,publish what you receive from him so he too can^publish what you send to him before he send you his.

@ ugonna0071: itakiri:and others who hate to hear the real spiritual meaning of christmas,shame on you all, later you claim to be born again christians yet hate to hear the meaning of your Lord Jesus christ Birth day.

@Echidime abeg carry go,don't mind daughters of Eve and jezebel in the house,even Jesus was not appreciated by his people yet some did, so some of all like and love your post,infact I have even printed it out to discourse with my friends on Christmas day to make this christmas different from last year.

You are a GOD sent for sending that article on this forum. Thanks a million
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies And Nigerian Movies by BillGatesFan(m): 5:16pm On Nov 27, 2007
You people should be happy at least your country is improving on movies that attracts the attention of the world. Many white here love to watch your movies and that include myself too,my friends are more interested on the Occultic Nigerian movies.Don't ask me why.
Romance / Re: Can Adultery Help My Marriage? by BillGatesFan(m): 6:31pm On Nov 26, 2007
Echidime must be praticing some HINDU religion, thats their way,no sex once your wife is pregnant.

I love that, I wish I can cope once my wife is pregnant but I can't.
Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Transfer Of Bakassi To Cameroun by BillGatesFan(m): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2007
Nigeria should go into WAR with Cameroun, at least that will help the rebels there to remove Paul Biya from power he don't want to vacat
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by BillGatesFan(m): 12:48pm On Jun 02, 2007
I am fucking my girl friend while sending thise with my cell phone.So i can say am wearing my baby grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Bank Babe On My Neck by BillGatesFan(m): 12:41pm On Jun 02, 2007
I think the prophecy in the bible is already happening,that a time shall come when women will be gegging men to marry them or to have sex with them.

ENDTIME is here everyone should be serious in worshiping GOD. Some of these girls are Agent of AIDS distributors,some have aids and vowed to through themselves at any man they see,thereby making it look as if every women are like that, NO I don't believe that, Real women don't go after men even if they need sex,they still have this shyness in them. Any strange woman who ask you to be her friend can be sincere at times but 95% of them are Agent and want to help Ben Laden destroy our world.While ben laden is throwing BOMBS girls are sharing AIDS.

If her boyfriend is in lagos,why can't she go there and spend weekend or better still the guy can come to her,after she works and he works too , they can afford the expenses. if they can't then they should get married and live together.

I respect women, but I hate it when few of them acts in such a ways as to paint all women BLACK
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Asks Ehindero To Step Aside by BillGatesFan(m): 12:14pm On Jun 02, 2007
By the way the new man is an Igbo only that he comes from Rivers,why are they confusing themselves? or do they think that Peter Odili and this new IG are not Igbo's? He could have giving it to an hausa man in that way he can be sure of his security because rivers,bayelsa,delta are all igbo
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Asks Ehindero To Step Aside by BillGatesFan(m): 12:09pm On Jun 02, 2007
yeah thats means Nigerians from the norht and south west are still afraid of the Igbo's,and there will continue to be till the end of time.

Queen Elisabeth told them once that if any igbo man becomes president of nigeria, that he will devide the country, thats the reason why they don't want an igbo man near power where he can command.

But what Yara dua has done now shows that he is not going to have a government that include all nigerian,hence giving the igbo a new reason and force to regroup and plan for another BIAFRAN/NIGERIAN civil War, this time around I wonder who will survive it.Because all the refinery in the north shall be blown up,and all the facilities that was built with the oil money burnt to ashes,We shall see.

The oppositions will use this also to tell nigerian what they were saying before, that this administration will be just like OBJ's,this is just the beggining.

My advice is since they don't want to igbo's near power, there should stop drilling the oil's from the South east,they should ask their God to give them their oil oil on their land.

Niger Delta Terrorist has just begone in full force by what Yara dua has done,and his government shall be just like the government of shagari.Watch and see.

They have told up after 40 years of civil war that we are not Nigerian , is ok by us then let have our God destined republic of Biafra yet their are afraid to let us go.Isn't that funny?
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Asks Ehindero To Step Aside by BillGatesFan(m): 12:08pm On Jun 02, 2007
yeah thats means Nigerians from the norht and south west are still afraid of the Igbo's,and there will continue to be till the end of time.

Queen Elisabeth told them once that if any igbo man becomes president of nigeria, that he will devide the country, thats the reason why they don't want an igbo man near power where he can command.

But what Yara dua has done now shows that he is not going to have a government that include all nigerian,hence giving the igbo a new reason and force to regroup and plan for another BIAFRAN/NIGERIAN civil War, this time around I wonder who will survive it.Because all the refinery in the north shall be blown up,and all the facilities that was built with the oil money burnt to ashes,We shall see.

The oppositions will use this also to tell nigerian what they were saying before, that this administration will be just like OBJ's,this is just the beggining.

My advice is since they don't want to igbo's near power, there should stop drilling the oil's from the South east,they should ask their God to give them their oil oil on their land.

Niger Delta Terrorist has just begone in full force by what Yara dua has done,and his government shall be just like the government of shagari.Watch and see.

They have told up after 40 years of civil war that we are not Nigerian , is ok by us then let have our God destined republic of Biafra yet their are afraid to let us go.Isn't that funny?
Romance / Re: Romance Of Life by BillGatesFan(m): 10:20pm On May 31, 2007
SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!

Have you seen this?

God had created the donkey




and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God created the dog





and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey



and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Finally God created man ,

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals,
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."


Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
,


And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,


marries and spends



30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.


What do you think about it ? Don't you agree ?



God bless you.



" A thankful heart is

always a hopeful heart"
Romance / Romance Of Life by BillGatesFan(m): 10:18pm On May 31, 2007
You must read this.

Religion / Re: Mammy Water: Myth Or Reality? by BillGatesFan(m): 10:07pm On May 31, 2007
there exist. Stop douthing

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