₦airaland Forum

johnny handsom: Jee taa ncha lol

zetdee: To be fair and honest to South Africa,there are some very nice and wonderful people out there, but they are greatly outnumbered by the bigots among them. I live and work in South Africa and I’ve observed a bias pattern in judicial procedures and policing as regards to corruption and crime prevention.
My assertions are based on my day to day experience and observation as a resident. I have no statistical analysis of the Nigerian population living in South Africa neither do I have the exact figures or nationality of the number of cases prosecuted by the South African judiciary.
From the Nigerian side, the easterners (Igbos) out-number other ethnic groups within the Nigerian community here. That’s why most Nigerians you meet are from the east. A lot (of) Nigerians you meet are not in South Africa to study, though they are enrolled in one college or another, they are semi-illiterates or outright illiterates, very lousy, brash and
arrogant (for reasons I don’t understand). Then we have the stranded group who were duped by travel agents into thinking the pasture in South Africa is greener.
In short, you meet criminals of all
shapes, size and age. They just sleep, eat, wake up, and hope the next “Mugu” pays. They are so much, you’ll think all Nigerians living in South Africa are criminals, but we have bright students doing well and graduating in South African Universities, we have gainfully employed graduates trained by South Africans themselves (few) and business men and women doing legitimate business exporting goods to and from Nigeria (also few
compared to the population of the Nigerian community). But the dot.com or Yahoo boys and drug traffickers are so high in number it seems they’ve all relocated from Nigeria to South Africa.
Conditions here favor them.Basic infrastructure is great here compared to what we have in Nigeria. 24 hours electricity, running water, well laid roads, affordable high speed internet, compact 3/4 bedroom apartment, affordable furniture, little or no scrutiny on international remittance etc. South Africa is a Yahoo Boy’s paradise. Though, most foreigners especially new comers call them as lazy and silly .
On the South African side, you’ll meet the White Supremacist. A white bigot, loud, aggressive and assertive. He (male and female) hates Blacks and
despises Nigerians in particular. He wants to protect the “sanctity” of White superiority; State resources are at his disposal. His opinion and
interest supersedes that of others. His ancestors are the second settlers in South Africa. His interpretation of the freedom dictates and guides that the White community must be in control of economic power in South Africa. His favourite question when he meets you for the first time in class or anywhere he sees you provided your black is “Are you a Nigerian?”. He runs the country economically and he knows the “risk” of doing any business with most Nigerians. Then we have the South African indigenous Chauvinist or the BEE boy, a business tycoon/ hard working student. Drives flashy cars, he believes his ancestors are the real owners of the South. He is rich and he has read stories of Nigerians using South African girls as drug mules, black/chemical money stories; he has seen or read of stranded Nigerians who loiter around the streets of Hillbrow begging for money (these stranded guys don’t shower, so they stink). He cringes when you happen to be in the same elevator, crosses to the other side of the road when you are walking towards each other and always thinks you need something from him any time you try to talk to him. He has held on to so many Nigerian horrible stories and thinks every Nigerian is like that.
Then, we have the Angry Jews, always pissed off and mean-mugging you. He has been discriminated against so much that even his language is not included in the country’s ATM machine .He is always trying to pick fights with you and the first comment he makes is “THIS IS MY COUNTRY!”.
He’ll smash his crash helmet on you at the slightest provocation or stab you. He also reads of atrocities committed by Nigerians and sees you
as a threat.
So, living in South Africa has made me a racism connoisseur of sought. In fact, I have become so sensitive that I believe I can tell if an individual is racist within a few seconds of being around him or her. There are people in South Africa whose sole purpose in life is just to ruin your day. Racism in South Africa is perfect. It is subtle when it needs to be and brass when necessary.
As a foreigner you might be misled into thinking South Africa is a boring place and no one gives a damn about you, so you can do whatever you like and get away with it. No, you are seriously mistaken. South Africa sometimes feels like the Islamic Republic of Iran we watch on T.V. Some citizens are very nosy and they watch and observe every move you make. I read a news article some weeks ago that says about 80% of Police personnel don’t do normal Policing but rather, spy and gather intelligence.
So, my point is this: South Africa is a tightly controlled society where the authorities decide what business prospers, whether legal or otherwise.
Elements within the certain faceless authorities control the drug trade, the distributors are under their command and they arrest them when it’s
politically needed to unite the country against a common enemy. We hear of stories of Cuban and Libyan drug traffickers who are quietly deported
and warned never to return to South Africa but other nationalities are shown off as trophy in front of news men who broadcast and publish
sensational news headlines.
SADEC countries are united against drug trafficking and they hold meetings regularly to discuss new strategies on deterrent, Life imprisonment. But our boys would not listen. Too bad.In all fairness to the South African authorities , Whatever measures they take to combat drug trafficking in this country could be justified considering that foreigners have turned their teenage girls into drug addicts.
Nigerians in South Africa: please behave ethically because God and justice will judge at the end of time.
Chika, a Nigerian, writes from Republic of South Africa

www.junglejournalist./2013/01/29/warning-to-nigerians-coming-to-south-africa-by-chika-osueze/

Tgirl4real: OK. I think I do.

gbokukueba: A friend of mine told me a story that happened years ago during GCE. A girl had expose written in a paper and she hid it in her pant and it was a hot sunny day which made her sweaty. Eventually she brought it out copied from it when the invigilator wasn't watching then a guy that saw her copying begged her to pass to her which she did and as soon as he got it an invigilator was coming so he quickly grabbed it and put it in his mouth when he was asked what was in his mouth he said he was chewing gum...

johnny handsom: Ikpu gbawa nne gi there anumpama

Obinoscopy: Jhyde, congrats. Nairaland has become addictive for me because of guys like u. You are an integral member of the nairaland community and we all love you (especially br3nd4 ).

I'm honored knowing u. I think I can remember a little of that pyguru incidence...lol. You are fun to chat with. With u its never a dull moment.

Keep on being who u are and keep on updating that Hotelier Thread . We love it!

hardbody: Face of God my foot. Where was God's face when she started tripple cheating. Some women are so fortunate. May it not happen to me sha, i will not discuss it, i will bring in all manner of ladies to the house and we will turn our house to a brothel, then we go see who go tire

johnny handsom: To save other unmarried men like me from marrying a skunk like that when they eventually divorce

Juve4: honestly what happens in exam hall this days are quite amazing. most especially the ladies.

johnny handsom: If I were you I will poison her

commyhot: A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, pastor my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature? Pastor replied, no we can't have a service for an animal in the church. However, there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal. Then the man asked, pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $1,000,000 in return for the burial service? Pastor shouted, "Blood of Jesus" why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian.

Dreal1247: .
Hoax. This story was told by Dr D. K. Olukoya of Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Ministries. It is about a Nigerian that visited a native doctor to assist him to travel overseas without a visa. A charm was prepared for him to use. According to him, the charm will make him invisible b4 customs and the officials of the airport. Unfortunately, as he was going to board the plane, he was accousued by a customs officer. He then asked if the customs officer was seeing him which angered the officer. Cant remember whether he was arrested or sent home.

OYINBOGOJU: Jesus Wept

rigormortis: xxxxx

kulyie: I remember when i was in 2oo level back then,there was this stupid guy braging and ranting so much about how he had so much cash at his disposal and why he worked in one oil company that pays him millions every month.i kept keeping quiet thinking of what i will do with his matter because he came to greet me in my room.so the following day he requested i go out on a date with him.i told my room mates after they came back from wherever they went about the noise tayo was making.so we all decided that he will be our atm to supplement what we had.we agreed that his own money will be used for our feeding till he wises up so the next day i told him i dont want to go out on a date with him,i want to go to the market to buy food stuffs for me and my roommates.so because he had already bragged that he is this and that,he wanted to impress me,he drove me to the market.omo i made sure we stocked our fridge.we bought 3,ooo naira frozen turkey,paint bucket size of rice,bokoto 4,ooo naira,tomato,peper and onions .if you see his boot.it was filled with food stuffs.we cooked and cooked for the next 3 months without going to the market.he did not bother to check me again.as soon as he dropped me in the hosteland dropped the food stuffs,he took off.a least since you say you are bill gates son,we will help you spend your money to our hearts content

Oshuxjudd: While preparing for WAEC one guy told his classmates to to pay money so dat he would see a herbalist, according to him once the exams commenced no one would be able to see them cheating. A large number of students paid to him and when the exams commenced they where all whispering and urging him to lead the way. Of course the guy didn't do anything but when the pressure got too much he mustered courage and walked to the front of the hall, opened his bag brought out his book and strolled back to his seat. His confidence obviously confused the invigilator who assumed he had just gone to pick a pen. Immediately he sat down another guy leapt to his feet and sauntered to the front of the class to get his notebook but this time the invigilator was watching closely and as he strolled back to his seat with his Book she screamed at him "what are you doing? " He turned in Suprise and gasped " Can you see me?!?"

CAMEROONPRIDE: BTW ARE YOU SURE THE BABY IS YOURS? A STUDY REVEALED THAT 55% OF NIGERIAN BABIES ARE BASTARDS , AND ALSO THAT NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE BIG CHEAT

Idowuogbo: Haaa! U'll do the above to d woman ur daughter calls mummy?

Tgirl4real: Abeh, explain dis part o. Lol


I agree that a submissive woman is rare with all the gender equality BS, but I don't think it has anything to do with age.

16 To the woman he said,

“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
    with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
    and he will rule over you.”

fonzie2u: all said and done. Have you asked yourself whats making her have an affair. well greed or nympho u would say,but ur tone sounds like a self centred person.
why is she having sex with him(money,,arriage,or job)u never stated. u sound like a perfectionist who doesnt tolerate mistakes.
OR r you get up from her once u had ur fill without knowin if shes fulfilled. women love men who can explore them,u never mentioned anything romantic or exciting that you do for her
i dont support infidelity @ all,but work on urself too.uv got attitude issues.

jackbauersballs: Before I divorce the olosho, I would feign forgiveness.
Then secretely begin to destroy every thing she holds dear...


I would seduce her mom

Get her younger sister pregnant

Clean out her bank accounts

Arrange for her to get fired from work

make a sextape with her and post it on the internet

Then finally divorce her and take custody of the kid after revealing that it was ME who fcked her up...

I hate these gaddem oloshos mehn...

As for that 'friend'...he can expect broken ankles/elbows,and kneecaps

buemene: I sincerely sympathize with you on this ugly development in your marriage. When the marital union falls apart, all partners including YOU the husband, and especially the innocent little child will face adverse consequences. Sad as it may be, and though you've got every legal and moral right to file a suit for divorce, My candid advice to you is that you DON'T file for a divorce just yet.

The most you should do is to have a separation and relocate from your current resident giving you the much needed fresh and new perspective to see the matter differently. This will also leave room for reunion should you heal in the process. Time has a way of helping us handle this matter more maturely.

Above all, Pray to your Grand Creator (Jehovah) for proper guidance in handling this issue.

Tobiegal: Frankly, i feel really bad for you OP and would not wish your dilemma on my enemy.

That said.

I would not advise divorce for you... Just consider if it were the other way around... and you were the one caught...

Many of the NL guys are simply talking... something are bound to happen in marriage... cheating/infidelity is one of them... unfortunately, yours came from your wife.

When we see married folks of over 25years... do you really thing they didn't pass this phase of infidelity? Really? Yet, today, they have been able to work through it all and have been made stronger for it.

Many women/wives have endured and prayed and have made the marriages work, despite Infidelity by the husbands... many of them took your option of divorce...some chose to remain and work it out.

At the end of the day, Marriage is what i term " work-in -progress" and when we sign those dotted lines... We should know that these things happen.

Some men have cheated on their wives during pregnancy... Yet, there would always be clarion call for her to "forgive him"... "he was denied sex" and a lot of excuses...

Not to excuse your wife's behavior...

There's a lot more to Marriage than "bailing out" at the slightest issue... Yes! this is a serious Issue...

The choice of what to do largely depends on you... you don't even need to consider your innocent daughter... cos you have only tot about yourself when you stated "marriage should be enjoyed and not endured"... it has also shown your perception that what matters the most to you now is YOU.