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MRbrownJAY: BWAAAAAAAH! Coogar just killed me with that Sheagra...... but after some Google help, i realize he is right. BUT sadly, it has been out since 2004, and i doubt this herbal stuff will help much in 2013.

@OP
women like you will die in silence because you are not doing what you need to do. here is a simple tool to help you regain some bedroom spark from that lazy husband of yours. tell him these exact following words that would punch him in his selfish ego:"listen honey, i want you to fukc my brains out, make me weep from pleasure, make me cuum till i lose my breathe.... so tell me exactly what you want me to do so that i can get you started because it has been a long time since you have given me any pleasure and this has to stop. i have needs/desires and as my husband you need to fulfill eacha nd every one of them. i have no desire to cheat or have another man do YOUR job, but i damn well sure wont die a miserable woman in the bedroom.....so come over and murder my pus.sy, RIGHT NOW!"

if after repeating these words for a few weeks he doesnt change his act, then simply tell him the truth that you will go and get yourself a young lover who will do all the stuff he is not man enough to do X3.....and do just that!

as much as his business is very important, the happiness and fulfillment of his wife is even more important, and he has to find the power, resources (or what not) to do you just like you need to be done. btw, next time you guys have sex, why dont you just tell him exactly how you want him to mount you and murder your cootie cat?! VOICE YOUR CONCERN; TELL HIM WHAT TO DO: faster, slower, lick me there, caress me there, softer, harder, dont cuum yet, smack my aaaass, pull my hair, treat me like a sl.ut etc (whatever rocks your boat!)

good luck!

radical but may yet jump start the equipment

echibuzor: Good man, I was reading the question as dependent probability... I need to see my optician ASAP.. anyway, good job..

i be small boy o,,, na una be the main men for hia....

horny4u: Take those 3 sex killers cuties to grandma place next weekend and use satin bedsheet + red light (get d idea) to turn your bed room to ayilara zone 1 then play tie or handcuff that nigga to the bed post then apply mouth and rapeeee the nonsense out of him jare...looool ...you know you want to....bad gal.

After it all, tell him to promise that one weekend a month he will be boyfriend/GF,sugradaddy/sugarbaby,teacher/studentrather than being husband all the time. As for 3some ...hahaha...do you wanna remove the roof on those 3 cuties heads...we will not see fire in the well....abeg banish that 3some jare except you want to introduce fleshlighhtt things.wink

Running businesses of my own I can confess to you tht it is a big thing to do and in his mind now he is doing it all for your and the cuties. Men foolishly seperate things into small and big things and then apply themselves to the big things nd neglect the small things yet as a woman too it is obvious the small things like whispering palms matters.

Give thanks for your marriage and visualise your marriage as the ideal marriage and so must it be.

This is a ho.rny pro...

damiso: So you can understand if your cousin's friend who has hosted her once before might jejely shenk her or suggest a hotel.

interestingly it was my house
i will just take it.. wetin i go do
its african and i also stayed at my uncles, cousins' homes when growing up or attending interviews, job assessments
no be everybodi fit do hotel ooo

@damiso

You are right ma
Guests should be considerate of their hosts' nuances and even understand what is going on in a home

Nothing stops one from helping in the kitchen or buying some groceries. I know tesco will deliver groceries to the home for 3 pounds and it makes the effort of the hostess feel worthwhile
This is also common in the new gen who don't appreciate what it takes to actually host you

My cousin's sister came to stay with me on her internship and ordinary to cook no
Wash duvet (her own room o ) no
Na just to dey ping and download torrent

And this one go wan marry o
SMH

Some people are just a pain whether in naija or abroad that is true

May God help us all

shoko yokoto

bad idea....

read this thread it may help you

https://www.nairaland.com/1136274/craving-passionate-marital-relationship
https://www.nairaland.com/1298226/she-wont-sleep-hubby


You have to be patient and make some efforts to reignite the flame too
You may need to take the initiative, find a low cost option in your city(whispering palms is ok or cotonou), get mama to look after the kids and encourage hubby.

There are experienced members on this forum whi can also advice you better


It is well with you..

sniperwolf: A manufacturing company is independently working on two
separate jobs. If the probability that either of the jobs will be
finished on time is 0.02, the probability that just one of the jobs
will be finished on time will be ....
[ICAN May 2013. Costing and Quantitative Techniques]

This is the 1 - P (2 jobs) or P (no jobs)

P(2 jobs) = 0.2 *0.2 = 0.04
P(no jobs) = 0.8 * 0.8 = 0.64

1 - 0.64-0.04 = 1- 0.68 = 0.32

You can also do P(one job, no job = 0.8 * 0.2 = 0.16
Multiply by 2 = 0.32

Possiblity

P (JJ), P(JN), P(NJ)and P(NN)

Sweet manana (latino)

dear ma... no one will but i have heard people say it indirectly
the family hosting my cousin who went for a visit told her... they even switch off the internet box when they go to church.. haba!

damiso: Oga biola where did groceries and utilities come into this argument naa
I cant see one poster who mentioned it as a reason except you.

crazy choco///

I like alutadoll's advice

@itsgood I think you should not be desperate but know why he ignores you

We are waiitng for your feedback

Maybe he is using it against you

Bros walahi you talk too much

Make d guy give am d money na
Upon all the mata wey dey hin still dey ask kweshionj

Na from village dem send am the remote

FYsol: Why not, go ahead. when you get duped, you can come back to NL and complain and i can assure you we will be here to help you make all the necessary noise and get ourselves entertained. And you must also be ready to receive some curses from shopclue and probably be ready to meet in court as she is the only debtor i ever see in my life that threatens to takes her creditor to court.lol

tragically true....

See https://www.nairaland.com/1224069/ladies-what-make-disrespect-husband

Some female posters even supported the disrespect to the husband .. heck some support scammers because men have scammed their hearts too..

what will our women not do...

pro01: Is this a question, a rhetorical question, or a statement of fact? I'm convinced that some of you people live on the internet, or perhaps in some remote society somewhere around Antarctica. Anyone that lives in Nigeria and is not detached from the reality of Nigerian culture and environment would not make these ridiculous arguments. That was how the other one was deceiving herself that men are no longer required to do all the spending in relationships. Granted that there are always a few exceptions, but what is the norm? People should stop distorting reality - there is a big difference between the internet and the real world. One shouldn't resort to baseless lies merely because she wants to sound smart or win an argument.

Of course a man almost always loses his wife's respect when he is no longer able to provide for the family. Some women are more patient than others, but ultimately, they ALL get tired of waiting for the man to overcome his "setback", and they then proceed to disrespect him in every way imaginable, including sleeping with other men.

i tire oooo... na so we see am...

bellong: Poster, follow your heart and do what is right for your home. The decision and responsibilities that come with such decision is solely yours. You know your friend better, in terms of character and her values about life. It is not about your husband at all, it will be a sign of disrespect to your husband to think you want to shield your friend from him.

If she is a known friend that needs to pass the night in your house for an assignment in your vicinity, why not. Except you cannot vouch for her person and character.

To those using "oyinbos" as example, I think that is a flawed example. Our culture and traditions cannot be compared with theirs, not even in this case. That is what they grew up with and "worked for them". We understand and know differently. I would rather their advance technology and not some of their crappy culture with ho human face.

PS: I wonder where these ladies get the idea of "ALL MEN CHEAT" from. There is no post I read in this forum without that empty assumption. I wonder whether it is animal they cheat with or females like themselves. Assumption they say is the lowest form of knowledge, if your husband/boyfriend cheats, do not take every male to be cheat. That is character defamation to those who don't.

Though this is not linked to Nigerian Politics... this shows the advance of civilisation and battle strategy
Wonder how battles will be in 30 years?!
Skynet, T-101, T-1000, T-X? does not look so far fetched again?

So-called killer robots are due to be discussed at the UN Human Rights Council, meeting in Geneva.

A report presented to the meeting will call for a moratorium on their use while the ethical questions they raise are debated.

The robots are machines programmed in advance to take out people or targets, which - unlike drones - operate autonomously on the battlefield.

They are being developed by the US, UK and Israel, but have not yet been used.

Supporters say the "lethal autonomous robots", as they are technically known, could save lives, by reducing the number of soldiers on the battlefield.

But human rights groups argue they raise serious moral questions about how we wage war, reports the BBC's Imogen Foulkes in Geneva.

They include: Who takes the final decision to kill? Can a robot really distinguish between a military target and civilians?

If there are serious civilian casualties, they ask, who is to be held responsible? After all, a robot cannot be prosecuted for a war crime.

"The traditional approach is that there is a warrior, and there is a weapon," says Christof Heyns, the UN expert examining their use, "but what we now see is that the weapon becomes the warrior, the weapon takes the decision itself."

The moratorium called for by the UN report is not the complete ban human rights groups want, but it will give time to answer some of those questions, our correspondent says.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22712752

Really interesting topic considering some of the posters here bunked with people at some point either in naija or when they moved into the diaspora

Shebi na wife friend today
E go be cousin tomorrow and then na parent/siblings una go dey push to hotel.

I never reach where I wan be but May God uplift me and never let me be looking at utility or groceries bill before or after I have visitors

Ish

Are you serious? Or is this texaco1 in another ID

teeboy4x: I wanna do a biz worth 1.2million with shopclue,should I go ahead?

I need ur advice please

ileobatojo: Lol! Why are you feeling persecuted? So you can't stand the heat and you're taking lit matches and petrol to the fire? You're a joker.

The same way you go around sneakily attacking and insulting people is the same way I'm free to openly address your crap.

gos forbid that i feel persecuted from the likes of a self important crappist like u...

Me i leave u to ur mara-ness

ive said enough.....

ileobatojo: Same way you jumped on the poster going about her business with your ridiculous snide crap? Could you not have posted your opinion without the rudeness and pointless sarcasm?

woman... back off.... who made u voltron...
wipe

i made a comment, only u with ur warped mind took offense
if u no like am... u for waka pass na

ileobatojo: I believe any reasonable person can look at both posts and determine which one is brainless.


Unless you can convincingly explain how one or two people's view equates to the culture of an entire country now being that friends should stay in motels and what the heck the security consciousness of their views have to do with civilization.

na u get ur mouth,,, anything u wan type... u fit type.. crappist

woman...theres no need to explain anything,. its only a matter of time that views like this become mainstream...
thats all i have to say on this topic
as has been lucidly explained before u jumped on my post like a heifer on heat, one shd know his or her spouse before inviting someone over

However this selfsame me and my husband is the reason why people push their MILs to the hotel or tell their cousins to fi nd alternative accomodation

Someone like the ilk of the type of people commenting so far told my cousin that their water consumption increased when they took him in

Tragic really
Civilisation indeed

Idowuogbo: Which man? D invisible one or d wan wey she hide inside cupboard dey control hin destiny? Man ko Malu ni! Abegi! Okunrin tan ti password, dat wan go jus dey talk yes Ma and continue to Ronju kale bi furo King Kong. Na dat kian thing u dey call man? Stop sobe joor!

u funny die...

ileobatojo: Ah! What's a whole day without a pointless underhanded comment per your usual MO?

and whats a whole day without a brainless riposte from u.. tragic really.. u cant just help yaself

it amazes me that one man is still climbing this woman
does he know what lies beneath

shudders

there is hope then for the 40s chic
if shopclue can be snatched with her snatch the way it is... there is hope

Idowuogbo: Kai, Na Gboliwe dey swipe six figure and one mama still dey hustle to pay 750k? Na only God sure o! Repent! Ur El- soji na God of soap and shibi stainless! D I AM dat I AM is da greatest and surest. Iya! Today is d day, repent and walk freely. No more sorrow, No more pain, no more hopping from one bed to another, no more sleepless nights,no more high blood pressure, no more excess diesel in da brain, no more borrow borrow I no fit pay, no more monthly sacrifice of ya pubic hair to babalawostress and babalawos, and lastly... No more Iya Allen the notorious scammer. Repent! Ijoba orun bo! *Rings bell* Gbagaun! Gbagaun!

Na wa oo./// so now it is becoming part of our culture to move our friends to hotels...

civilisation indeed

Hahaha.
DK on point!!!

dayokanu: Na wa oo.

So whats the big deal? Your friend travelling to visit you, then she is aiming to sleep with your husband?

So when your husbands friends come to visit too, maybe your husband should be monitoring you so you dont go and sleep with his friend?

Why allow your husband to go to work, He might as well be sleeping with his colleague, Why allow him travel alone? He might be going to sleep with another woman or the air hostess?

Why even allow him visit his family as he might be sleeping with his sisters and mother.

I think its only those who are capable of doing such that would be paranoid about such situation.

Why allow your sister or mother to come do Omugwo, Have you forgotten your husband might even nack your momsie and sister?

That na naija marriage for you o

debrief08: Wow, so the Nigerian Married Man has degraded himself so much that he can't be trusted with any woman within 6 feet, lol, and the insecure Nigerian wife who has the personal responsibility of guarding a grown man so he won't be "tempted", you gatta love our "marriages"

Pips king maybe a show of action will do the needful
All we've been seeing are promises.. Let's see some juice

He he he

I thinl we should be careful getting too carried away with sakura

Yes she is strong but tsuanade has an array of other jutsus to complement her strenght

Remember her fight with orochimaru - it was her fear of blood that messed her up

She gave the kages good encouragement when mad mara was dealing witht them

I don't think sakura can do that. Destroying things up and down? So?? Big deal

viruz007: bad pikin

sweet money

viruz007: Haven't u seen Tsunade using it? Except she uses hers to heal also. sakura has been storing that chakra for 3 years.

e be like conji