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You can try my searchlight, it illuminates good.

When next this dirty words hits you when youre down with this your transaction, no matter how madafukcin great fukcer he his, pull all your strength together, suddenly slip off his throbber and smack him hard right across the face to drive your message home... You might get the beating of your life for that but you can always run into my safe arms soon after (thank God this's incognito )


btw, who is this Joro? It/he/she seems to be making waves these days... Instagram version of Linda?

She aint got no axe to dig em gold...

They go as far as fukcing gear handles these days I was told. . . Konji na bastard. So , immediately after handling that chick's gear handle nigger, baptize your hand in holy water!

AwkWard qweshion. Pfft, whats Nigerian pikins turning into? Dundee heads obviously!

OBTSubtle:


baba...600 naira?? For this Buhari regime?

Yo're their regular customer nah, persuade em to opening a debtor log book for ya

You dont have to lie to me, whr u copied this story from,op?

This Ajegunle boy no go kee me oh.Just go to the two barbers and let em hv your hair done,half-half yhia

Afi crunch na

There is a way God paysback these life savers... A better man lays ahead. Saluting the bf's courage at honesty. Many relationships suffer big time these days from the hands of love out of pity. And the guy isnt even harsh with his parting words;She got a brother for life, much better than faked love IMO. So let him brace up and deliver her this package of honesty...

In other news , I'll continue watching this post till the opportunity to lash at one of these female emotional Dundee heads presents itself.

I will, even if I'm completely rich

MrsPhyno:
lol it's a vacuum it sucks u in.
Romanceland is like the ghost of Christmas past na, being here makes me emotional

I can relate, in that it was the magnet that drew me in too lol. But the obscenities, casualities and display of lunacy their doesnt compensate the fractal enlightenment that it could present ,so im out. Yes, but romance still brings to my soul solace, and most times ,thats all I need. Are u done with school?

MrsPhyno:
Just wanted to get you to say it lol. Don't worry, God will see u thru to another Election Day my pikin. How's school (or am I not allowed to ask on NL)

You dont stop teasing upandan lol. I can see youre now fully interested in the "politrickin" of fatherland judging by your posts. Good luck oh.

MrsPhyno:
I knew it was you. Wow yay!

How are you munchkin. Enjoying the economy?

lol. See this funny geh. There is no economy anywhere. He don die and dey don bury am. Na wetin u fit do for urself to remain alive remain.

MrsPhyno:
lol but you have to tell me who you are first

Yikes!My lof idol is here!!! It's Sabr... I havent been breathing fine without u

Smallville10:
u know understand english again?

I said peer pressure is affecting him

ok sah.

Virgins are good but know that a virgin land is often the hardest to till. Maybe not

Smallville10:
he hasnt backed out yet... He really loves her so its hard to leave her

Then,why create the thread?

He definately isn't the right man for her if he's backing out just cos his friends said. . Let's face it, he'll leave the lady devastated when he finally leaves but if she's a fighter , she'll survive the heavy blow and could even get someone who'd be her Man come storm. So him backing out is a blessing in disguise IMO.

lmao! Were wa leje awon eleyi oh

Sh!t happens. No lessons learnt, sorry.

Dapper lol. Passing the rapping gene unto the young king/queen I guess, #nextgeneration.