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RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 5:12pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
so why would they mail a fagg if they thought I was fagg? Will you mail a gay for date? Ask yourself

So they are just too dumb to figure I'm not a female. That's why they kept mailing. Even with my moniker oo
Some ppl are mad like that. If there are well over 1million ppl in a place, know that well over a thousand are goats in human skin, and tens of thousands are Dundee's. So, oh normal baje if u see fellow gents asking for dates, just discard knowing they either goats or Dundee grin
FashionRe: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by bitchcrafts: 5:00pm On Jun 21, 2016
BreadandBeans:
I swear with the god of my forefathers, she no photogenic reach miss nairaland 2016.. Seun sef know

Refiner to sure kiss
The photographer did a Wonderful job, greet him for for me . The makeup artist and that one behind the costume too. smiley
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
oh! That boy durent cry cry omo ti wogbo cry

But with my moniker, even if I change to female, only fools will believe I'm female
We way know what yo represent from time won't be fooled by the mockery. But then, warebout the newbies? They could mistake the nigga for a faggit don't u think? Anyway, is dia mind and they can think what they want to...
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2016
curvysola:
so i signed up and was trying to be friendly
some rats mocked me i don't even know u and ure advising me bout my stomach (that hurts tho)
then some talked abt me looking for a boyfriend lol am in a relationship and am happy
why do you guys always have to rub ur low self esteem on someone its really sad tho
now pls can someone nice teach me how to delete this post thanks
Lols. Your Motto must be : "No point in being stvpid if you can't prove it" . No be so? cheesy
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:40pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
buhahahahaha emabinu sir


Honestly, all those catfishes don almost ruin thi section. Person no even fit tell who be male or female again
ko si weere nah , na weewee tinz. So, jaiye lo baba mi , no shaking cheesy

Ehnehn catfish!, I just remember say na fish...Catfish or mackerel , I don forget. cheesy

Na ppl like durent cause confusion for male side, Even u angry, with the female gender you pose off as at times.
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:28pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
you be fisherman? cheesy
o ya mi lenu oh, abi jobberman. olobe cheesy
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:25pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
ha! My ass na for shit only o. Nothing comes close to it mehhhhhhhhhn.

Make dem dey make move, e go clear them wen dem see say na male dey behind the moniker
Its only sad many of those threads have been wiped off the surface of NL. Melomelo 'fishes' la fe wi.
RomanceRe: Top 6 Finest Ladies On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 4:13pm On Jun 21, 2016
WiLdFLame:
no lele....

Mo quickly indoctrinate you for there grin
Na only learn I wan learn oh, already got cvnnies to try out stvffs WD yjno
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:10pm On Jun 21, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe. Bros, I'll pass. I no wan stories that touch. Make man no go drill my ass


cheesy cheesy cheesy

Maybe the person below me will have her
grin grin grin. You and this yo ass sha, I recommend adult pampers before you leave home... The fear of gays is the beginning of wisdom for sure for sure.

You are right sha, ppl are already making moves wink
RomanceRe: Top 6 Finest Ladies On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2016
WiLdFLame:
kekenapep style, the crusher....kekekekegringrin
shapaly enter ashewo joint section here, Mo skull you baba grin
lols. You go show me around dia after breaking my fast...wink
RomanceRe: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by bitchcrafts: 4:01pm On Jun 21, 2016
So, na man matter carry u come Nairaland abi, no problem grin, Na u go taya cheesy

stfuareyouGod yo spec?

Babzilla , Yet another bicth from hell...

etc etc, come feast!
RomanceRe: Top 6 Finest Ladies On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 3:53pm On Jun 21, 2016
WiLdFLame:
uhhh...these babes are just second hand compare to dem cutie pretties I know here.

they don't flaunt their box





so na apari loveu2 guy begrin

pls remove pheals.....Na cream dey help her ministry jare tongue


sandoski Na orobo kibo sha grintongue ....smellymouth I hail oo oogringrin

she go like kekenapep style baje...gringringrin
abeg educ8 me , which one be keke napep style? no graphics pls, I dey fast , just describe. Thank you in advance grin
RomanceRe: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Lover? by bitchcrafts: 3:23pm On Jun 21, 2016
Yes nah, if she's trying to load gun in an attempt to defend us from worefa and it accidentally falls down, I will take it nah.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by bitchcrafts: 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2016
If she don't like my sex, she should also not like my money. My own is not more than that.
RomanceRe: Top 6 Finest Ladies On Nairaland by bitchcrafts: 3:06pm On Jun 21, 2016
Fine girls abi fine arts ? With all these their skimpy dresses, artificial hair, eyes, lips and facials? Abeg abeg abeg no be human na robots!
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Sagging Is This? by bitchcrafts: 3:00pm On Jun 21, 2016
At least, his undies is not torn like most of y'all ladies inclusive, come add small sanitation to it. I mean, this guy here better off many litters forming big boy in the street of Lagos nah...
RomanceRe: Woman Tries Advertising Sofa On Facebook, Accidentally Posts Pic Of Her Boobs by bitchcrafts: 2:54pm On Jun 21, 2016
Ehn now, those boobs don sofa. Small commonsense my people , small common sense!
RomanceRe: A Nigeria Professor Has Claimed To Have Permanent Cure For HIV/AIDS by bitchcrafts: 2:47pm On Jun 21, 2016
Fasting dey suspend memory?
FashionRe: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by bitchcrafts: 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2016
the too trying to impress miss photogenic and the guy beside her are exact word and opposite. Who say an old man like Obasanjo no fine should come here and compare ... Chai!
RomanceRe: 19-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide In Lagos After Fight With Boyfriend by bitchcrafts: 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2016
Let the police investigate this matter well well oh. Autopsy and all other necessary tools to unravel an absolute story should be carried out oh. cos me, ayam not convinced at all at all. Lagos babes smart pass this yeye Romeo and Juliet saga hian!
RomanceRe: Please Why The Hate On Gays by bitchcrafts: 2:32pm On Jun 21, 2016
In the US, AIDS started with the homos forit to spread and spread and spread. There are two types of HIV if u don't know, the one peculiar to Africa originating from chimps and this other one originating from these blady American faggits ! Why won't I hate em?
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by bitchcrafts: 3:21am On Jun 21, 2016
Congrats to Lanicky for yesterday, Today'll be brighter and better. That's for sure!
RomanceRe: I Enjoy Sending Nudes To My Bf. Is It Wrong? by bitchcrafts: 5:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
Even that your body like bulldozer own? I'm hell sure he deletes it as you send it except he's some revered chimp himself... Imagining how your bare looks so nauseating in all honesty.


Ban jus dey hungry me chop
RomanceRe: What Do I Do To Make Her Come Back by bitchcrafts: 5:13pm On Jun 20, 2016
If you truly are so crazy in love gee, you have to do preettyy crayzie things to claim her back... You gotta intimidate your esteemed self and let her feel how worthless you could get cos of her. Let her feel like a god! ... If you can't, guy, let her go!
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by bitchcrafts: 4:45pm On Jun 20, 2016
NLelectionWatch:
Here's an example, Dygeasy :

3 posts.


15 posts.


241 posts

June 02, 2016


27 posts



69 posts

22 posts.




82 posts

Double vote




70 posts.


73 posts

June, 2016




Invalid votes.

Cc: NLJega
lol. I'm 'most active in' Romance section the last time I checked and would be blatant injustice if I can't have a say. Who are u to castigate BTW, you just got this acct opened up few months back yourself and haven't even contributed half my inputs. Who dash monkey banana?
CrimeRe: Man Pours Hot Soup On Policeman In Ekiti (disturbing Pic) by bitchcrafts: 4:15pm On Jun 20, 2016
But his face wasn't charred, Guy should appeal this fvcking judgement. Police in an attempt to calm situations get pretty soiled without violators getting into trouble for that elsewhere. The gee responsible for this clearly has anger issues and shouldn't be incarcerated just because. imo
PoliticsRe: Construction Of Abule Egba And Ajah Fly Over In Lagos (Photos) by bitchcrafts: 4:02pm On Jun 20, 2016
Lagos is taking care of itself for sure for sure
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by bitchcrafts: 3:34pm On Jun 20, 2016
sheba123:
Invalid. Sorry

Cc; nljega dygeasy lots of invalid votes!
Aiit then, should've allowed the mods do their job tho, if mood weren't cool , Could've taken u up for it. Peace!
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by bitchcrafts: 3:21pm On Jun 20, 2016
So, I am voting for Lanicky, Only.

cc NLJega.
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 8:31am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha. Let's leave it right there. We've derailed this thread enough. OP might just sue us tongue
I'm just one corny flirt I know, but I could be serious this time... Who knows? Let me just break my fast come evening, We have stuffs to discuss wink
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 8:22am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
You're one of the best people here, to be honest with you. I like the fact that you have contradicting sides to your nature. One side you're an A-hole & on the other side you're quite human. I've seen you make biting cold remarks but I've also seen you being kind-hearted. Those are the type of personalities I gel with well because I cannot stand nauseatingly sweet people. I like edgy & mean, with a lot of soul in the mix...that pretty much sums you up smiley
Sweet tongue, I knew you since when Bobby Darin sang Mack the Knife. You remain soulful okay? Always yo fan. This mini-biography of me so amusing though, you indeed make bad look good in all honesty. Such an ego boost! Good coffee to start a day grin... I should employ you to serve me this sort, I hope I can afford the cost, name it thoughwink
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 7:35am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Awwww, prinze kiss

Don't worry, I'm survivor. A teflon thorough bìtch grin
hahahah! Teflon Don!! I hope u enjoy the ego pump? I made u smile at least? U did!

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