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MadCow1:
This is really unfair to her.


Seun, please take down this thread.

. That won't be necessary dude. Let them continue propagating and catapulting innocent Lanicky to revered popularity. The next MissNairaland should be known by all and sundry!! Look!! This thread has well over 400 views already!!!

sheunsheun:

U too get sense walahi

obiorathesubtle:
Na only those two pics this guy get?

. You literally took the words out of my mouth dude, those serially edited pinshures don dey suffocate my sight already kwa!

umehmj:
lol...my experience with dating a Ghanaian babe

Ghanaian babes see worship naija guys literally. to them it is like hooking a yanky
dude. the babe was all over me. she will call on the phone and i will speak with her, her sisters, her parents (to my surprise ) and indeed to the whole of tema that cares to talk to this naija dude.

they are so needy: the babe follows me bumper to bumper on all social platforms and always tagging me like in all her uploads. if any babe comments on my pix na cry be that. she doesn't waste in pikin fights with my female friends.

again, they are pretty cheap to manage. all that an average ghanian babe wants is to come and see Lagos and probably go to whizkid and psquares shows. My Ghanaian babe travelled all the way from tema to come see me and most importantly to see Lagos. guess how much it cost me? ....it cost me just an invite. shikina. but heh, i did gave her a great time and memories.

i ran when she got back to Ghana. dunno how it happened but every babe in tema was calling for an invite to come see lagos, psquare and whizkid. what's up with them and whizkid and psquare sef




where is lalasticlala?

This guy told every single bit of the story. Believe him!

optional1:
Lol pinky.....

Yay! Swift Progress in your project too .

optional1:
Yea....thank you.

Always! Pinky cutie

AsmauDanjuma:
Oh, you're a mitch
I'd prefer we were sworn adversaries, I've always fancied having an arch enemy. Basically we'd stalk each other and rant about the daftness of our comments, even if they actually make sense. You game?

YIKes! Ballll!!! In all seriousness and sincerity though , I fear for your lungs. They'll soon get frail and aged over overt screams of FOUL and Poo! I'm never the serious type, daft my second name. Expect series of disappointments and awry . BrideofDracula can tell you more.

optional1:
Make I no lie the thing chop my money 4 Magebite eh nd my time also. I keep my project to hold because of this.

Well I have gotten my experience nd learnt a lot of lesson here.






See you next year.....


Peace reign forever...

hmmm You're such a win-win baby. The experience and lessons is worth much more than all the gold in the Witwatersrand Basin. Go girl!!

AsmauDanjuma:
Wait oh, are you saying you're called ßitch because you behave like one?
Na sign language go sure pass, I dey come, make I go find one bambiala for you

BuhaahahahA! Dyamn! ! Where have you been all these years oh witty denizen¡!!!¡ I have been looking all over the countryside for u!... For education's sake anyway, Bitchcrafts is basically an art of pissing ppl off by telling em tha truth! , I'm male tho and can only be a son af a bi.tch. The bambiala is not necessary too, just like your invisible hand pointing out the illogicality in this concept isn't . You've awakened in me some tinges of likeness for u. Seriously, I like ur wits, will u be my friend?

rose54321:
NO NO NO.
A married man is always a NO NO, except he's legally divorced.

That said, what is it about married men that's so attractive, I am also guilty of this, had a crush once, though handled it diplomatically and maturely.

But why are they appealing

It the wits I guess, Only comes handy with age and experience. Single guys don't have enough doses AF that

AsmauDanjuma:
ßitch (I no curse you oh, na your name I call) some girls would find the notion romantic, so while we all know it can't happen, there are some that would be thrilled at the prospect. I just showed how illogical the concept is. Hope you grab, or make I interpret am for your dialect?

What's in a name? I can also call u Satan if u bahave like one... Anyway, your English twwooo big, find ax break am down for me ahbeg!

Me sef, I have two legal wives and we're doing fine. The bone of contention here, I no understand.

Angelofdarkness:
I was just wondering All the remaining contestants are more beautiful than Lanicky especially refiner but why have they been below Lanicky? Any reasonable answer?

You mustn't be expecting a reasonable answer for a senseless question auntie. So, Na refiner send u abi? issorait !

None of the above! They're not putting on hijjab!!

The mood is relaxed most times wh3n u going for the kiss so, you just wanna make sure u catch on every single waft of passing passion. As a result, u tend to close eyes subconsciously to maximise f3elings and imagination. Its like u just wanna cast yourself into this kinda "emotional raccoon". . . On a more scientific approach anyway, I don't think it's out of place to conclude this as one of our numerous conditioned reflex actions. :-/

You pulled off something so provocative and controversial and still don't want to be vilified? My dear this is NL, not Dullardsland

AsmauDanjuma:
You people romanticize everything. The idea behind the penitentiary system is to reform the individual, so what sense is there in denying her the opportunity to become a model citizen?
Having said that, would you advise your brother to go to jail for his girlfriend?

lols. Oversabi ppl everywhere. Who no knw say Na fairytale?

Sheybi no be my name dem go write down say commit the crime and served the term? If Yes, Well let's think about it...

Applaudise U try ehn, I never expect u to reach that level.
Hope the whole thing no too cost u money a and time sha

Congrats to Lanicky and the team!
Its the "Queen Anne's Revenge" ship
Sail to victory keeping the hustle top notch.

FlawesomE:
Rest

This afternoon? No resting for afternoon!

FlawesomE:
Rest

This afternoon? No resting for afternoon!

FlawesomE:
I jst wnt make u kary ur yeye sef dey go

lols. Bae, I don go teytey nah. Don forget say I ever chat una... Na joke oh

@investing money and time... she be forex market?

When me dey get stomach pain cos of excess sperm. Life is so unfair. Shaygirl, space dey for ur coochie make I cvm drop off excess load

FlawesomE:
biznex indeed!! e dey flow lyk river... abeg comot for mai doorstep jare

no dull urself oh, u beta do normal .Money dey pennies sef no carry last. wat else do u want?

FlawesomE:
Whu b dis one wey dey talk spoil nah?

no be spoil na bisnes nah, abi ur coochie don dey pour ni?

This is beyond natural! Currently confused!

BlueEyeBalls:
greetings boss

Baba, I hail oh

FlawesomE:
Waka Far

OK OK les agree u are but type 16, I can still manage your type 8 nah. Money is nor d problem oh