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RomanceRe: MY Take On Miss Nairaland 2016 Contestant by bitchcrafts: 7:33am On Jun 20, 2016
buhahahah! cray cray nigga! lmfao
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 7:28am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hmmm, saying "sorry" doesn't feature much in my vocabulary. Even the times when I've said it, it felt fake because deep within, I'm a remorseless & uncompromising cùnt tongue One of my major personality flaws is pride. I bow to nobody.

But hey, will cross that bridge if I ever get to it smiley
All well , It is just a reminder its a world filled with assholes babes. Preaching moderacy cos I like u wink
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 7:09am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LOL NO, I'm a sarcastic goofball by nature.
Easy on it then, some people are hedonically sadistic by nature too ykno. Never letting their gourds down until they see you weep saying 'sorry I didn't really mean that'. wink
RomanceRe: Who Is The Slut? by bitchcrafts: 7:04am On Jun 20, 2016
But, There ARE Sluts! Yes, these kinds abound too..
But hey, the word slut won't come to life if their ain't any at all.
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 6:46am On Jun 20, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LOL, you're buying this?

Maybe their case will be decided on a basketball court or a tennis court grin The courts of law will throw this one
out.
lmao! classic response as usual. Are u always like this or is it that u make special efforts online? I can't but wonder ...
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Wants To Sue Me For... by bitchcrafts: 6:38am On Jun 20, 2016
Back home, the economy is hard, kerosene now some 190/ltr, fuel officially 145. So, possibly higher demands from pops and other depending fam. Bitcch literally begging for doe. Believe me you , she doesn't have any sh!t on u, U didn't fukcing rape her! Init? Just do something for charity if u up to it. Basic!
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Being Single Is Cool by bitchcrafts: 6:30am On Jun 20, 2016
Why u too dey fear fear? Dem tell u say you go get lovers for heaven? Your head like coconut grin
RomanceRe: See The Twin Sisters Who Just Celebrated Their 100th Year Birthday*photos* by bitchcrafts: 9:41am On Jun 15, 2016
unlike children of these days, if u ask dem , dem no use dia body anyhow
RomanceRe: I Need A Babymama. Pay Is Attractive by bitchcrafts: 9:39am On Jun 15, 2016
Estharfabian:
100k in six monthshuh
Multiply those by 10 and we've got A deal..
cool



...and What does Virginity have to do with anythinghuh All pusssies bear children.


that's how u fail in interviews... if yo interested, send pm or na borehole dey between yr legs? cheesy
RomanceRe: He Share Tears , Unbelievable (pic) by bitchcrafts: 9:28am On Jun 15, 2016
What are you sharing here?
You are sharing tears... Wonders no go end...

Anyway, share ur tears wt ur family firstangry
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 9:21am On Jun 15, 2016
trollolololol:
undecided I blame the pusssy nigga that let this biitch have access to the internet. Keep yours hoes on a leash, they won't hear
bitch won't shush till she gets that fvcking dikc in d mouth can't u see?
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 9:06am On Jun 15, 2016
trollolololol:
Biitch you need to chase education instead of chasing dicck. Wtf? Is that English or what? lipsrsealed

RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 9:02am On Jun 15, 2016
tosyne2much:
Kuku call their names in case they don't stumbled on this thread cool
On top all these one's wey don full ground , some people still gotta be called to bar? Nawa o!
RomanceRe: Sex Is A Good Form Of Relaxation, But Why? by bitchcrafts: 9:00am On Jun 15, 2016
Let me quickly finish this business I gotta handle with toilet, poopoo no be joke ykno?So, wait ayam still going to cum.
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 8:55am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha. Touché grin
You're lazy, I was expecting a straight back jab
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 8:45am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Well, it's much more complex than that. Sometimes, after taking some time off, you may believe you've sorted out some of the issues, until one little thing & you're back to square one. It's like a domino effect. I don't care how strong & positive someone is, but it sure does take a long time to reverse some of the psychological damage, hence some people spend YEARS in therapy. There's no magic bean to make it all go away overnight. It takes only one jerk-ass to make it all come back with vengeance grin

I concur with one thing you said though, the girl must admit she has issues or nothing will change.
That's why we have so many baby mamas lol
RomanceRe: Learnt Another Lesson Last Night.... Ladies Why? by bitchcrafts: 8:42am On Jun 15, 2016
okuneddie:
checked ur profile then noticed ur dp.....nice dp though....#lipssealed
I was just being hanist tho, your post just requires the no thinking of the dumbest asshole to understand she had to do what she had to do. No offense intended at all bruh.
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 8:27am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LMAO. That's the thing with most people, we want everything ready-made & not put in any hard work. How about you help her heal by showing her you're not out to get her like her ex or whomever is the cause of her pain & distrust. Sometimes we also need reassurance & someone who'll comfort our fears that not all men are this or that. I know it requires patience but a lot can go a long way with the right amount of effort from the guy's side. Expecting it to miraculously happen is kind of a reach imo.

"Real men" should roll up their sleeves & do, real work tongue
Smart line ,should make a people's favorite if u were some Maya Angelou cheesy. Anyway, I understand it takes two to make a us, but then us won't achieve the feat of us if only me is doing all the work. She should possess that eagerness to trust and let go too. I don't have all years to prove a simple point . That's the kind of lady on my referral earlier. No lady is all made up even if I'm her first. You all need reassurances, POINT IS , Be HEALED FIRST BEFORE YOU PRESS NEXT ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP SCROLL.
RomanceRe: How Her Boyfriend Almost Killed Me by bitchcrafts:
You mean we should be doing a requiem troll if not for your Mama head wey no leave your back? chai, I wonder who would even claim your corpse after your head might have been shattered by a 9mm glock, who go recognize una??
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 7:38am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Sigh. I know exactly what you mean. Usually there's a painful past experience, but like you said, HEAL. Easier said than done though, but hey, we live to learn.
I will gleefully jump at a keeper that's healed. For Reals!, I need that rare female species to complete me!! Most other real men too!!!
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 7:30am On Jun 15, 2016
Natotogokillme:
Lol! I can hold it. But you just have to know when she's about to cum too. It's that moment she starts convulsing and holding you tight. That's the right moment to pull out and leave the biatch, unsatisfied.
hmmhm! Gotcha bruh
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 7:28am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hahaha. Stùpid is the word then. Yeah, it only happens when there are deep feelings involved & the illogical side of the brain takes over tongue
You see, most of us niggas won't settle down wt ya when we know you got too bad bad security issues to settle. Trying to pacify (change) u guys is out of the question cos that's when you lots flare up and scream, "Fukin let me be! I'm just being me" and Were like well, "HeAl yourself first for us to continue" without having to say those words cos we ain't story tellers. You just see us Ignoring u 'viciously' then if no sign of improvement Gone like yesterday. Who's now at fault?
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 7:19am On Jun 15, 2016
[quote author=Babzilla post=46585538][/quote]Rispek!
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 7:14am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LOL, you just have to take my word for it. In all honesty though, I can relate so much to the OP. I'm not aware (or don't care) when I'm doing it because the suspicions are just too strong & feel so real to me. Only afterwards (when I'm thinking more logically) do I realize what a mess I've made by going on a rampage without any tangible facts of the things I've accused people of. It's not easy though to not wanna lash out when you THINK or FEEL you're being made a fool of. I know it sounds insane, but it is what it is.
It doesn't sound insane to me . It is your thing, #ladies. Happens when you know you're so loved up and you FEAR he's gonna take that (U) for granted . I find it stvpid, not insane.
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 7:08am On Jun 15, 2016
Natotogokillme:
Best way to dump a biitch? Take her to a hotel room and fawk her hard. And when she's about to have orgasm, pull out and tell her it's over. Bang the door in her face when you're leaving.
WoW, This's for them bad strong men that could hold Cum.ming back as long as long cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 7:03am On Jun 15, 2016
TuneChi369:
Why not act matured and tell her you both should path ways with concrete reasons than doing the above to her? How would you feel if all what you said are done to your sister or sisters?....think twice dude.
Is that karma speaking? oh well, know that karma works to balance things out. Nothing wrong in fvcking and later dumping if she'd been cool with the fvkcing in the first place. If bieetches don't want the pain liberating from a byebye to be fvking prickly, let her keep her legs fvking closed.Even ma sis, preach that gospel instead of buying the sympathy with emotional words. Better cautious than be sorry.
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 6:55am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Hehehe. I'm wearing it as a reminder for when I'm in a finger pointing mood, like the OP tongue
Nice nice Nice, so how do we know you're not lying through your teeth, making this claim up for your claims to carry weight?
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 6:49am On Jun 15, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
He could still be angry, so fall back & give him a bit of space. The ball is now on his court. You sound like the impulsive type that reacts based on feelings rather than facts. Always remember that feelings (your suspicions) aren't facts. So don't be surprised when people take offence at being accused of things that you've made up in your mind & decided they were true, when in fact they're a figment of your tortured mind. You're in the wrong here, so take a nibble at humble pie & wait it out.

Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt as proof.
Send the shirt to my mail box for confirmation , Right now!
RomanceRe: 10 Facts You Didn’t Know About Sperm 18+ by bitchcrafts: 6:44am On Jun 15, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
When you said that every expulsion is only half a teaspoon, I actually disagreed to it. As we all know some of them Here can fill up the whole shot glass.
Ahem!, u must be mistaking a dog's cvm for a human being's then, Yhu fvck yr dog too right?
RomanceRe: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by bitchcrafts: 6:41am On Jun 15, 2016
The Special Advisers Association of Nairaland are landing! Let's seee what d self-acclaimed relationsh.!ts experts have for us on this matter op just pulled out of her glorious arse... Watching...
RomanceRe: Learnt Another Lesson Last Night.... Ladies Why? by bitchcrafts: 6:34am On Jun 15, 2016
I read the stvpid comments and they are not even funny angry. Maybe cos the post lack substance on it's own right anyway. Waste of data! mtseew.
RomanceRe: How To Dump A Biitch (BROS ONLY) by bitchcrafts: 6:29am On Jun 15, 2016
The "let's just be friends" is my favorite approach, stvpidly intelligent reasons to back up my stand. Style so foolhardy esp if you want a solemn, no noise brkup, no tears in her face till she reaches her home where she buries her head in a pillow to cry out her lungs. Works 99.9% of the time , I concur. grin

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