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My dear do not be deceived.
A Nigerian niece will dear not talk to her uncle like that. Who the hell is she to send such a text.
At the very best, she's just his niece in the Nigerian sense of it. (A girl u might be related to or not who is younger than you but u av no direct way of explaining the relationship e.g a girl from his village, his mom's best friend's granddaughter. U get my drift.) Notice that a sexual relationship in this kind of relationship can not be termed as incest.

As to the other issue, guess u av to wait for your man to come back and talk to him. But this i can bet with things i hold dear, that girl ain't his niece.

Same Ani that forced us to buy in kano last sept abi? Well, the cvbanc thing didn't work for me. Logged on the first time, after that i was blocked out. Jus wish it wasn't taken out of my allawe cos its not something i would willingly buy. They might not be fake, but their system definitely needs looking into. It doesn't work.

Not everyone realizes its best to leave the stage when the ovation is at the loudest. Kudos to them for what they pioneered, but men if they dont have the simply grace to leave now, they might end up leaving in disgrace. Didn't know so many peps are of like mind like me that there presentation just SUCK.

Usually don't come to this section, I should guess this is TV/Movies section. Men, when i saw this topic on the front page of nairaland, I couldn't resist opening the page and dropping my comment

Men, from Eternity to Eternity, Kenny, D1 and ID on the street suck. Kenny and D1 are like dumb and dumber trying to feel all cool, funky and shit, of course wit Kenny being the dumber partner. And what's with ID on the street with his fake american accent and all. Him i absolutely can't stand. He his absolutely VOMITROCIOUS. And i support all those that think they should retire and pass the baton cos they needed to have done that like years back. Maybe, they will see this and realize they aren't so hot after all. Keep this thread going and alive please.

As anybody heard from GTB after the corper's test that took place in illupeju on the 22nd of march. Heard they were to get back to them in a week. A friend took the test but unfortunately didnt get other's numbers. Thanks

You nairalanders sef, details of wat? Is it a test, or have they started crashing interviews too. Instead of you to help the poster if u av any information, na so so details them go they ask for. What do you need it for? If u r not invited, u r not invited. Everything aint crashable.

@poster, i dont av an idea, but i hope someone who does assists you before it is too late. Jus prepare for the regular interview(i guess) and confidence. God see u through.

Nasty Son of a B%$*^h. Look for a way to f*$k his ass over (Hit him where it will hurt the most) then forget about him and move on wit your life.

Somebody help, asked this question before. [b]Are we supposed to be formally dressed(as in suit) because of the chat part? [/b]A chat in all essence is an interview.

His he the only guy around. Y do u and ur best friend keep passing him around. Nyways, the guys good luck.

My dilemma is how to dress. I guess this is not a regular test since it says a chat(which in essence is an interview) then the test if u pass the chat. Does this mean suits?!?
@easycordz since u did urs already, i guess u can help.
Thanks

goro and twgblu, we were in the same md's interview group, i went in first. Really, not getting a text from then yet is still a good thing. Insight always sends a text message, whether u pass or not so ill say keep your fingers crossed. If it doesn't go the good way, it simply means better things are in store for you. Lets be realistic, we know u deserve to be there as much as me and really it would have been u instead of me. Take care.

I also got the text message, Its truly a wonderful vals gift to me from God. See ya 18th.

They keep coming back because you are unfinished business. Its probably not love dear, its the male ego thing. They just have to be the one to pop the cherry.

Please does anyone have an idea of what to expect from a zenith bank interview. Thanks

Ill tell u the truth, its all God and favor. Yes, you also to have the confidence. Imagine if in the group discussion stage, one had picked a topic that was totally strange to you. From my conversations with her, I felt she had the same chance as me to be picked and really that her topic would av thrown me off board. Was I jus lucky?

Boy, am i glad to read that u guys also tot that panel(md's panel) was on the rather scary side. It was like they just came to catch trips with the us. Anyways, wateva happens, it was a lovely experience if albeit tiring.
Good luck All
See you there.

HiSs! White Chicks! HiSS!
I saw the topic and checked the poster and then HIsS
So u are shaggin white chicks in your DreaMs. What should I do,
Off Pant and dance naked in the village Square, HIss HiSS hiSS

The topic could av simply read 'Am torn between two girls for Valentines Day. What can I do?'
Simple: Jump off a bridge and do nairaland a favour.

Now that was on the rather bloody side(The Interview I mean). Nyways, Ego beta.

so wat is this stage all about? this thing is getting long. See u saturday

Has anybody heard from Insight since the 3rd stage interview on Saturday?

hustla:
[s]raises up hand and searches my pix for ma boo[/s]
I got one personified right here.beauty, brains and all
90percent beauty, 80percent brains, what else do u need?

If she's got brains at all, she'll drop u like hot potatoes for pasting her picture on nairaland.
_{hisses and moves on}

Pour hot water on her and she if she'll scream at u. If she says "Oh! Dear, am really sorry. The water must have scalded your palms, are u alright" Run as if u life depends on it, Actually it does.
But seriously, talk to her about it. I feel ur pain. I need drama in a relationship as well or else ill go crazy.

OK, 3rd stage has come and gone. It was quite interesting as this time was one on one. We were like 48. I wonder what the next step is?

Please does anybody know what this next is all about? How many we be sef and how many people do they want to employ?

ikhideman:
Hi! I got their text inviting me for the interview on the 19th @ 9am.

Please does anyone know how we are to dress(this is my FIRST EVER interview)? Is it suit or just shirt & tie?

Thanks, awaiting your response! Who knows their pay?

I suggest you wear a suit. Yes Oh, how much dem dey pay sef? Dem to get whahala pass make dem no dey pay big cheddars.

Thanks a bunch, please keep in touch

I received a text from insight communications that i passed there test. Am to have an interview with them on 19th, Please does anybody in the house know what to expect. Thanks.

tundysho:
What has this thread got to do with[b] JOBS[/b] which the section is supposed to represent.

If you want to start fraternizing i think it will be good to do to another section and stop distracting us serious job seekers here.

These UNILAG student sef they too de believe.I don't even know whats in that rotten school,and funny enough most of the graduates of that school are either dullards(i could remember one that i served together with in Gombe,he is so dull that i wonder how he could have succesfully graduated from that school) or sorted their ways through school.

Better go and start reading GMAT to start preparing to face those aptitude tests

Guy, whats the beef. Others have similar threads. Don't hate us cause u ain't us Greatest Akokite.

You are what you attract. If you keep attracting cheap girls, its probably because you flaunt the little change you have. Try develop your intellectual capabilities and reasoning skills, and am sure you'll meet girls that will like you because your smart and not gawk at the change in your pocket even if they don't have a quarter of that.

Who says you cant get pampered across state lines. My best friend had an "across the ocean" relationship for 2 and half years with her boyfriend before they got married(they saw just like 3 or 4 times a year for short periods). Made me wish i had one. Boy, the dude knew how to treat a girl right and the distance just seemed to be irrelevant. Its all about the guy, you can get pampered across state lines.

Nihil-ce-M:
So what is your business with her tongue ring?

Naijas and their beliefs.

Some even think that red heads are evil.

Whats not a bf's business with his gf's tongue ring
Lets be realistic, how the hell do you want to take that kind of person around especially if that was not what u bargained for(as in she didn't have it before). Its the same way chicks try to tell their boyfriends to cut their hair, wear this, do that. My dear, if you don't like it as long as she didn't have it when u met, u have every right to say so. If she insists on it, and you know you cant live with it, maybe u should just take a stepping and move on. Am sure she'll find someone that adores it, and you'll find a girl that detests it and wouldn't get one in her wildest dreams.