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when we fucxking?

Like, how old are u, for real?!

Justcash:
And in comes the lab rat to show his Akata Fa'g nature. If you are made a moderator, I bet men will not be able to sit properly again, cos their backside's will really hurt.  

Wow! I guess humor is just not part of ur DNA! You couldnt tell a joke to save ur miserable life! Oh boy. . . . .

Just couldnt avoid subliminally soliciting NL's gay members, eh?

Aigbofa:
@Justcash

Do you think you'll make a good moderator?

Justcash:
YOU??!!!!!! If they make you one,  then every Igbo on Nairaland needs a parachute! Never!!!!

Aigbofa:
No, I'm asking you!

Seems like someone has a English Comprehension Problem.

Aigbofa, throw in a male se*xual organ reference, followed by a dry gay humor then sit back and watch homie reply in Einstein-like fashion!

Wow. These dumb Ibos accused me of the same shiyyt when I first came up here.

I remember how neutral Ekt_bear was when he first came on. I told him then itd be a matter of time b4 his mindset change against these evil Ibos. . . . .

I'm still laughing!

Sure! Just keep us out ur Ibo bullshiyyt!

Fucxking criminals!

THE AMAKA:
YOU ARE BACK!!!

I see both my hos is back. Say hi to big Papi, will ya?

Why are his eyes so red, and why is his Cowboy hat so crooked?

And how is he a "Cowboy" if he's really supposed to be a fisherman?

Aigbofa:
LOL

Where have you been, by the way.

Just been around. I read most of what goes on here, just choose not to respond. Ive finally realized that if the Yorubas know what is good for them they'll split from Nigeria because the North will always drag it back while the Ibos will always hate her for no reason.

Its clear that the Ibo man's hatred for the Yorubas will never dissipate and the Ibos will welcome armageddon ruled over by Lucifer than a heaven in (even semi) control of the Yorubas. . . . .

This election showed me alot. Also reinforced my belief in the destructive, manipulative and evil nature of the average Ibo man.

roflmao!!!!

ZnO:
In the West, Igbos take charge
In the East Yorubas cannot take charge, why is that so?

. . . . Most folks would rather avoid living anywhere where they might end up becoming dinner!

Ystranger:
You call a Akobunde a scientist, for god's sake agriculture is not science. it is mumbo-jumbo. Any air-head can till a land and plant stuff.

It is just a grade above fake medicine production, two notches  below kidnapping, and it requires the same intellectual input as spare part dealing.

Take your head out of your arse for a second.

ROFLMAO!!!!

Well, I was in support of Gen.Buhari and his "they rigged" claims until I read this piece.

We all know how honest the average Ibo man is so I am inclined to believe these, obviously, noble Ibo men who have chosen to ignore tribalism or Partisan politics and have instead chosen to be on the side of good by supporting a President who has forcibly put himself up for Ibo adoption. I will not believe for one second that these Ibo men (who have chosen to go against their own party) are the Fifth Columnists which we've been hearing so much about. I also refuse to believe insinuations that these men may have been bribed by the PDP or that they may have been PDP moles from the get go.

Also, knowing how the Ibo man is never treacherous, I refuse to believe that these men are stabbing their own principal in the back just 'cus he's Northern, Muslim, and incorruptible!

In all sincerity, the Ibos will suffer untold hardship. Landlocked, high illiteracy levels, they embrace criminality and never frown upon injustice; it'll be the Devil's lair.

Then they got to fight with the Ijaws, because as we all know, the Ibos really want the Ijaw's Oil Fields and them Ijaw boys is now packing some serious fire-power. Boy oh boy, I cant wait to see all of this unfold. . . . . . .

Could you please keep us out of yalls Ibo criminality?

Thanx in advance

Sincerely, BKBabe (Thug Emperor)

Why Ekt_bear would argue with Chyz is beyond me.

Picture me getting in a argument with my ToothPaste. . . . .

What I hate and detest the most is liars, framers, blackmailers and Rumor-Mongers! You didnt vote GEJ, fine, aint nobody mad at yall; but let the man do his Job and stop misquoting him.

If you will use your heads, GEJ never promised electricity in April, 2011.

If I remember his speech on the Electricity issue correctly, he said Nigeria will enjoy stable electricity by 2068. Theres still about 57 more years to go; by my calculations. "Give the man a chance to work". I stole this last bit from Beaf and othe GEJ apologists on here. . . . .


ROFLAMO!!!

Electricity my left nut!

Foooools!

^^^Sounds like u describing beaf, to me! That animal is insane!

donspony:
America has a peculiar gun problem, only yesterday a 6 year old in Texas injured 3 pupils by mistake

Unfortunate incident. . . .

But guns dont kill people, people kill people.

Odunnu:
In 1983, my family stil tel the sordid story of maitatsine's violence!

Ah, the Maitatsine Sect! Google came in handy again. . . . .

Um, Odunnu, can u please tell me who was Head of Nigeria when they went on rampage, and who (AS HEAD OF STATE OF NIGERIA) was responsible for quelling and destroying them.

Lol. Goodluck thinking Jonathan has the balls or intelligence to steer Nigeria in the right direction!

jason123:
Is it not hypocritical for us, southerners, to jettison an agreement after we were practically handed power?

"Southerners" or "PDP"??! Like dude, what the fuxck is always wrong with you?

MaziUche0:
Beaf I like your continued vigor!

Continue speaking the truth, and I will continue listening!

gay!

Jakumo:
Given that the AK is the most widely distributed firearm on planet Earth, I felt a strong need to familiarize myself with the operation and maintenance of that workhorse, just in case I found myself in a chit-hits-the-fan situation that required me to grab one and use it to save my life from a clear and present threat.

Turns out the AK is dead easy to disassemble, though the barrels of cheap Chinese variants do heat up a fair bit after even moderate shooting in semi-auto.    Compared to the M16, an AK is VERY inaccurate out beyond 60 yards, but it makes up for that lack of precision by the robust design that continues to fire even when the weapon is allowed to get dirty, unlike the M16, which jams real easy if not kept scrupulously clean.

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=649803.msg8160337#msg8160337 date=1303182660]It is kind of insane, but it looks like Jakumo might be right.

http://ag.ca.gov/firearms/regagunfaqs.php#3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberti-Roos_Assault_Weapons_Control_Act_of_1989

Lol, nuts.[/quote]I do not doubt that Jakumo Purchased a fully Auto Assault Rifle by providing nothing more than a Pre-Stamped PDP Voter's Registration Card. All I'm saying is that his notion that just cause u do not have a previous Felony Criminal record automatically gives you the right to "carry" a weapon is wrong! You still need a permit for a Conceal/Carry! The Second Amendment does not give you automatic protection in that regards.

Except I am reading something wrong, Jakumo is stating that Just because u were allowed to buy a weapon, it was legal to do so. And I'm saying no, you could buy a weapon and by law couldnt have been permitted to do so. You could buy crack but doesnt meant its legal to do so. We all know how lax the background checks in those Gun shows can be. I now went further to comment on the conceal/carry provision. . . . .

Bottom-line is Gun Ownership/Gun Carrying laws in the U.S are still vague even though the law pretends they are clear. Re-reading through Jakumo's posts on this issue he seems to be not entirely right, and not entirely wrong either.

And, in all fairness though, Jakumo is also talking about a time before the present laws were enacted. Plus, if I'm correct, he's specifically referring to "Owning" as opposed to "carrying" so I might be wrong in my dissension.

Before I go though, I'll leave you with this piece on California's "right to carry" laws:

"May-Issue

A May-Issue jurisdiction is one that requires a permit to carry a concealed handgun, and where the granting of such permits is partially at the discretion of local authorities (frequently the sheriff's department or police). The law typically states that a granting authority may issue a permit if various criteria are met. While an applicant must qualify for a permit by meeting criteria defined in state law, local jurisdictions in May-Issue states often have locally-defined requirements that an applicant must meet before a permit will be granted, such as providing adequate justification to the approval authority for needing a concealed carry permit (self-defense in and of itself may not be sufficient justification in some areas where justification is required). A state that is de jure a May-Issue jurisdiction may range anywhere from No-Issue to Shall-Issue in actual practice.[20]

California: gives wide latitude to the county authorities in issuing permits. In California, the usual issuance of the permits ranges from a No-Issue policy, such as San Francisco, to an almost Shall-Issue environment in rural areas. However, a permit to carry is generally valid statewide, although local ordinances may prohibit open or concealed carry with or without a permit in some jurisdictions, usually by circumventing state uniform firearms laws by restricting the possession, purchasing, and transporting of ammunition in such jurisdictions.

A gun-owner may apply for a concealed carry permit in a county outside of his or her residence if the applicant's place of business is located there. However to prevent residents of areas with restrictive issuing policies from obtaining permits from jurisdictions with more permissive rules, a business carry permit is only valid in the county where the permit was issued, and the jurisdiction issuing the permit must notify the applicant's home jurisdiction that he or she has a business carry permit in the jurisdiction where his or her workplace is located. For example, a resident of Yolo County (which is effectively a "No-Issue" jurisdiction) with a place of business in Yuba County (which is a "Shall-Issue" jurisdiction in practice), can obtain a business carry permit in Yuba County. The permit is valid only in Yuba County, and the issuing authority in Yuba County must notify Yolo County that the person has been issued a business weapons carry permit in that county.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concealed_carry_in_the_United_States