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Ayo081:
yes

what dept?

Anybody here in Faculty Of Environmental sciences?

Mzflexydeeva:
u too run and try to catch dem.....girls should be chased don't u think

nah you're having it wrong hun. "Money" should be chased...not girls

Busted:
Like SERIOUSLY !!!

what?

tonychristopher:
I hate been tribalistic this year

But I have a question

Why is it that majority of assassination is been associated with Yoruba

Is it that they can't confront issues but prefer sending assassins

"if you can't beat them, arrange for them to get beaten...or killed"

Hello its me again. Show of hands, anybody here miss me? Yh? No? Oh well.
Today since I'm feeling a certain kinda way I'll just talk about females. Yes females! You know those creatures that God made out our ribs. (Its no wonder they give us awesome boners). Sometimes they can he angelic and all mushy mushy but hell if u piss them off, they just ditch their wings and fly on their brooms instead. As it turns out, they can't stand each other. Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends on here, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "fvck that biatch," "fvck that biatch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Oh man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl like that." If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes, "I gotta get him, and I will slit that biatch's throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man.
Since I'm not getting paid for this, I'll just drop the mic here. Sayanora hombres *drops mic*

Happy New Year Folks!!...

SparkAngel:
Thanks!

u welcome

UNILAG
1a.A boy weighs 98kg. He runs at a speed of 8m/s. Assuming g(acceleration due to gravity) =9.8m/s2.
I. What is the boys name?
II. Why is he running?
III. Did he eat breakfast?
IV. Draw the type of shoes he's using to run
(20 marks)
1b. Taking his height to be 202cm, and his heart beating at a frequency of 30hz, at STP;
I. Calculate his age
II. What is his blood group?
(40 marks)

LEAD CITY UNIVERSITY
1. Draw the nigerian flag
(100 marks)

Lol #300k to assassinate someone? Lmao I don't think they were serious about it. Sounds like they wanted to pay his school fees. If someone was trying to assassinate me, I hope to hell the price tag on my head is over a billion. Cheapskates ( ˘˘̯)

Chazzyboy:
is that what u think? Nah nah

that's the fact. Only small boys and girls still pursue swag.

Missmossy:
Cool list but something is missing in it for me

which is?

Why will anybody choose to be ugly? Its like wanting to be poor so that people will not hate u.

samflexxy:




1).MONEY
Every woman wants a rich boyfriend or husband who would provide for her every need, some women might not agree to this fact but deep in there hearth they will gladly marry a rich guy

2)handsomeness
Some ladies fantasize them self with a huge handsome hunk with 6packs and fair smooth skin whenever they see a handsome guy they can't help but stare and hope they guy will approach them.

3)funny
Ladies like guys that make them laugh, most ladies prefer this kind of guys cause they are normally kind and some times silly e.g mrcork

4)A gentle man
Ladies adore guys that put them above everything guys that succumb to their every command, guys that treat them like angels trust me be a real gentle man and every lady will want you(not every lady sha )

5)swag
Ladies like guys that dress well, wearing chains and to much blings does not necessary mean you have swag. Dress neatly keep you hair neat and ladies you will notice you.

guys take note o

what is swag and handsomeness(is that even a word?) doing on this list?

Miley Cyrus has been burglarized for the THIRD time ... and this time the thief made off with a bundle.We're told the singer's Toluca Lake home was hit December 16 and the thief made off with a large amount of both her and her brother's personal property. One law enforcement source says the thief got Miley's bank card.We're told the thief broke into the home. We don't know how.But cops think they got their man. Rusty Edward Sellner was charged with felony first-degree residential burglary, receiving stolen property and grand theft. He pled not guilty Wednesday.This is the third time Miley has been hit in a little more than a year. Last June two thieves broke into Miley's home and got her Maserati, jewelry and other items. They were both arrested and convicted.And in November 2013, someone broke into her home and stole $100K worth of jewelry and high-end purses.

ireneony:
I don't understand o

lol which one exactly?

Lol Bazinga

chidexxy007:
lol dat one na real dunce.. hahaha

lol I swear

leboo:
itz useless to me...money speaks better

Your money na like audio. We dey hear am but we no dey see am

manny4life:
Haha.... No o

lol. Why na? Don't you want your own black canary?

chidexxy007:
lol.... guy u funny

hehehe

Akranez:
Most of these niggas think they be mackin' but they be actin'
Who they attractin' with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign?"
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind

And ask what your interests are, "Who you be with?"
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew, we can rendezvous at the bar around two

oshey meek mill

SparkAngel:
BBM Rocks!

so does ur avatar. The hat really looks good on u.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would be known as “EuroEnglish”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favor of the “k”.
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f.” This will make words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e” in the language is disgraseful and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fivez year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fivz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!
AND ZEN VE VIL TAK AL OVER ZE VORLD!!!!!

manny4life:
Well I barely see her, and when I do, she immediately joins her family. Compliment ke? The good part is that her and I have chatted before: we volunteered in a group before, and then we chatted briefly. After then, I just see her stand with her fellow members but an opportunity to meet and discuss haven't come up..

sorry mate. I guess u'll just have to kidnap her

Adam was hanging around the garden of  Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”
Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
God replied, “An arm and a leg.”
Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”
The rest is history…

"Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?"

"Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see."

"The Weather forecast?"

"Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain

A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine when a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The penguins' driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would
take the penguins there. He agrees.
Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy.
"I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first driver.
The second replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the cinema now."

manny4life:
Loll... I won't fa alone right? Aight... So do I join the choir then?

lol nah don't. I was joking earlier tho, don't sing..at all. Tis a terrible idea. Just strike up a conversation with her in church. Compliment her voice. Let's see what happens from there.

misshoree:

exactly

OnyeIbo:
Real guys like me manage to chat with these gals coz most of them are dump and boring

dump? Ok

manny4life:
I'm in love with a choir girl; so how I do approach for her to take me seriously?

sing for her. Just give her a few Do re mi's. She'll join u. She won't want u to so fa alone. Hehe

cocokiller1:
not everyone loves chatting
I hate chatting to d core so I reply with d wrds u listed above
m boring yh...dats jst wen it comes to chatting
I reply err msg I get wen I feel it's convenient 4 me
evn if it's 2days after a person sends a msg
I jst stay on chat sites to view people's pm nd pics

hmmm I see.