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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:39pm On Jan 18, 2015
I wanted to become a lawyer but the bar was just to high. Then I tried baking but after the first second and third attempt I still didn't know what I was doughing.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2015
missterious:
Blackeard, you're needed.
lmao thank you... You see why I love you
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:27pm On Jan 18, 2015
What a lovely thread. I could stay here all day....


Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the wifi never had.
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CelebritiesRe: Kevin Hart ; I Would Not Play A Gay Role by Blackeard(op): 2:31pm On Jan 18, 2015
Truth24:
Who is he?
who? Kevin hart? U really don't know who he is?
CelebritiesChris Brown -- Probation Dept. Wants Singer Locked Up by Blackeard(op): 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2015
Chris Brown has had his probation revoked in the Rihanna case, in part because he was present at 2 separate nightclubs when people inside were shot, and officials are worried about more shootings and think Chris should serve time behind bars.Chris showed up for a progress report Thursday, when the judge told him the probation report presented multiple problems. First, the report mentions the shooting last Sunday in San Jose when Chris was on stage. Five people were injured.  The judge also said the probation report expressed concern over another shooting at 1OAK during VMA weekend last August. Again, Chris was on stage and several people were shot, including Suge Knight.And the judge said Chris left the county for San Jose without getting the court's permission, which is a violation of his probation.As for why the shootings are an issue, they were raised in the probation report. The judge noted so far there's no evidence Chris was criminally involved, but the probation officer says, "There is also concern that when he performs or attends at some of his public events, people will get shot or seriously injured."The probation officer also notes Chris has been arrested twice while on probation -- once for assault in DC and also for throwing a rock at his mom's car in rehab. And the officer notes Chris was "making comments about knives and guns during a group [rehab] meeting."The probation officer -- who thinks Chris is focusing too much on his career rather than community service and rehabilitation -- recommends to the judge that Chris serve time. The officer says the singer has shown "a pattern of making choices that are counterproductive."The judge will hold a formal hearing March 20. If hizzoner determines Chris "willfully" violated probation, he could be in big trouble. The violations are felonies, which means prison is on the line.
CelebritiesKevin Hart ; I Would Not Play A Gay Role by Blackeard(op): 1:47pm On Jan 18, 2015
Kevin Hart says he could not play a gay role in a movie because he would worry too much about what others might think.Kevin was on The Breakfast Club on Power 105.1 Friday when Charlamagne asked him if there was ever a role he turned down. Kevin revealed he turned down the role of Alpa Chino in "Tropic Thunder" because the gay dialogue was "flagrant." He then went on to explain he could not play a gay role, at least now, because he'd be too distracted by others who might judge him and that would get in the way of his performance.
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 1:28pm On Jan 18, 2015
damoskiy:
i said working.....They can decide on anything.....squatting is illegal....but the school knows you have no option. The school would never come out officially to tell you if squatting is legal or illegal.
squatting is officially illegal. Very. It is written. Everywhere. Same place where transfer of bedspace is illegal too. The skul know accomodation is scarce so they expect us to do our thing without causing any trouble.
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 8:40am On Jan 18, 2015
damoskiy:
my 3rd year....squaters would still be allowed...but they are currently working on legalising it with a clause tho....
squatting is still as illegal as transfer of bedspace.
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 8:35am On Jan 18, 2015
mimicue:
Seriously is d space still free
nah sold. Sorry
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 2:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
labakeJ:
embarassed u wan renovate?
erm lemme ask ifa
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 12:03pm On Jan 16, 2015
Godson44:
for wetin !! Na self containhuh?
lmao self contain na 210k
FoodBird Flu Hits Lagos And Kaduna - According To Ministry Of Agric. by Blackeard(op): 12:00pm On Jan 16, 2015
The Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development has announced new cases of Avian Influenza otherwise known as Bird flu in Nigeria. Avian influenza is a type of viral disease affiliated to birds only and is an infectious disease.

In a statement released yesterday January 15th, the ministry said that there has been an increasing number of deaths of poultry animals in two poultry farms and live bird markets in Lagos and Kano.


Test conducted on the dead birds at the National Veterinary Research Institute showed the birds were infected with H5 Strain of Avian Influenza virus, otherwise known as bird flu.

The ministry says measures have been put in place to contain the spread of the deadly virus as the poultries and market where the disease was first identified has been quarantined.

The Ministry instructed all state Ministry of Agriculture and its agencies to be on the alert for any new case of the disease.
"All state Directors of Veterinary Services and the Federal Capital Territory, Poultry Association of Nigeria and other stakeholders have been informed and advised to be on alert with intensified bio-security measures to avert possible spread of the disease to other states. The World Organisation for Animal Health and Inter African Bureau for Animal Resource and development partners have been appropriately notified in compliance with our statutory international obligations."
FoodBird Flu Hits Lagos And Kaduna - According To Ministry Of Agric. by Blackeard(op): 11:31am On Jan 16, 2015
The Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development has announced new cases of Avian Influenza otherwise known as Bird flu in Nigeria. Avian influenza is a type of viral disease affiliated to birds only and is an infectious disease.

In a statement released yesterday January 15th, the ministry said that there has been an increasing number of deaths of poultry animals in two poultry farms and live bird markets in Lagos and Kano.


Test conducted on the dead birds at the National Veterinary Research Institute showed the birds were infected with H5 Strain of Avian Influenza virus, otherwise known as bird flu.

The ministry says measures have been put in place to contain the spread of the deadly virus as the poultries and market where the disease was first identified has been quarantined.

The Ministry instructed all state Ministry of Agriculture and its agencies to be on the alert for any new case of the disease.
"All state Directors of Veterinary Services and the Federal Capital Territory, Poultry Association of Nigeria and other stakeholders have been informed and advised to be on alert with intensified bio-security measures to avert possible spread of the disease to other states. The World Organisation for Animal Health and Inter African Bureau for Animal Resource and development partners have been appropriately notified in compliance with our statutory international obligations."
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 8:50am On Jan 16, 2015
Themmy007:
Lmao.. WHAT!!!
ha yes o. Moremi 90k.
RomanceRe: Please Advice A Fellow Nairalander... by Blackeard(m): 12:06am On Jan 16, 2015
Na wa. Females tho. Kick the biatch to the curb, she broke your heart..and prolly the other guys p.enis. Too bad.
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 10:09pm On Jan 15, 2015
Oshey SPYderman.
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 9:17pm On Jan 15, 2015
labakeJ:
Pls how much is makama? huh
50K... negotiable
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m):
Sold out
EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m):
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EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 12:32pm On Jan 15, 2015
Any female here that needs hostel (Makama Hall). Or wants to exchange..reply for details.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious... Some Girls Are Way Too Greedy (pic) by Blackeard(m): 11:51am On Jan 15, 2015
pinkhill:
hmmmmm ice cream is sweet
ever hear of frost bite?
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious... Some Girls Are Way Too Greedy (pic) by Blackeard(m): 10:12am On Jan 15, 2015
pinkhill:
lol seriously..
lol its greed o nothing else. U girls r just funny
RomanceRe: I Finally Brought My Latino Girlfriend To Nigeria by Blackeard(m): 3:37pm On Jan 14, 2015
Bevy12:
She might not even be his girlfriend since she took a selfie and posted it on facebook. TCH. Latino my foot. Oh and she's a latina not a latino since she's a girl. A baboon like you isn't even supposed to have a girlfriend.
lmfao. I like u already
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious... Some Girls Are Way Too Greedy (pic) by Blackeard(m): 3:02pm On Jan 14, 2015
pinkhill:
sometimes you cant do without somethings even in death...she is not greedy
oh pls.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious... Some Girls Are Way Too Greedy (pic) by Blackeard(m): 2:41pm On Jan 14, 2015
Lmao typical nigerian girls. A nigerian girl will see u coming back from prison and still ask "Honey what did u bring for me?"
CelebritiesRay J Block Partying With Kanye & Kim ... by Blackeard(op): 11:36am On Jan 14, 2015
Kim Kardashian’s s'ex tape co-star, Ray J just put down a $2.7 million offer on a house on the same block as Kim and Kanye West!  We're guessing Ray might want more than a cup of sugar from his potential new neighbors. Perhaps a honey pot?
CelebritiesChris Brown Shuts Down Porn Star Who Posted Junk Pics by Blackeard(op): 11:29am On Jan 14, 2015
Chris Brown doesn't want his junk -- or even his alleged junk -- spread all over the Internet ... so he had his legal team shut down the Twitter page of a porn star who tried to do just that. Kagney Linn Karter went on a Twitter assault a few days back aimed at CB ... claiming he paid her $2,500 to be his escort. Kagney says CB thought the deal included sex, and when she refused to sleep with him he began bullying her online.  Karter responded with a series of angry tweets, saying things like, "I WILL NEVER F*** A WOMAN BEATER EW DISGUSTING" and "HE IS PURE EVIL sad." But the tweet de résistance came when she posted photos of a penis which she says was attached to Brown, writing, "i can slap bitches now with chris browns d*** on my timeline all day say some SLICK S*** **pulls out CBs d*** WHAP." Poetry, ain't it?But the pic and all the Brown tweets are now gone -- as well as everything she tweeted -- because our sources say CB's legal team got her Twitter account suspended.Twitter policy doesn't bar all nudity, but it draws the line when a user violates someone else's privacy with graphic pics.Perhaps this is what CB meant all along when he said ... these hoes ain't loyal.
CelebritiesMiley Cyrus' Brother Banging Patrick's Sister! by Blackeard(op): 11:21am On Jan 14, 2015
If JFK is watching ... here's your New Frontier ... two of your nieces children are banging the siblings of a dude who sang "Achy Breaky Heart."We've learned Miley Cyrus is not the only one getting a piece of the Kennedys ... her brother Braison is dating boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger's sis, Christina. Miley and Patrick have been tight since November. We now know a month later 20-year-old Braison began hooking up with 23-year-old Christina. So here's the conundrum ... if both couples get married, Braison will be Miley's brother-in-law and brother, while Christina will be Patrick's sister-in-law and sister.  Camelot meets PBR ... awesome.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by Blackeard(m): 11:16am On Jan 14, 2015
axortedbabe:
on a mission to bleep da hell outta d dude..
you would know...
FoodRe: Nairalanders,what Type Of Food Do You Hate/detest Most by Blackeard(m): 1:21pm On Jan 13, 2015
I hate oatmeal. I can't stand the sight of it.

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