₦airaland Forum

misshoree:
Nice,I hope every guy in the world can get to read this.


Some guys just chat like they r stalking yu

and some girls just reply like they're on the run.

loomer:
thats why I love my Irish women, all they want to hear is how much u can make them scream and the rest I'd history

what? so they like being raped??

lawrenzo007:
I met a girl on Facebook. she gave me her dad's phone no because she doesn't have a phone so called and her gave her to speak with me. Then started asking if am a student or I work. I told her that I works. The next question was "how much is your salary"....
I was just wondering welther she want me to buy her a phone for our first conversion... All dis Igbo girls sha

lol how old was she?

Fraih:
....You don't know

hmmm

The model who caressed Justin Bieber during his Calvin Klein shoot is getting death threats. Lara Stone dared to get handsy with Biebs, and some of J.B.'s fans have gone off the deep end.One girl was direct, tweeting, "I'll kill that girl." In case it was too subtle, the chick followed the threat up with emojis of 3 guns and a knife, and a collage, featuring a girl brandishing a gun. Another girl was just as crazy, saying, "hi bitch i hate u. touch justins d*** again and ill kill u im not joking."And there's this ... "back off or i'll kill you, please and thanks. no pressure .Lara was reached out to find out if she's taking the threats serious. So far, no word back.

Fraih:
No

aii. Not so happy ending tho...

Fraih:
What do u wana hear?

yes/no

If u had told us this was a picture of ghana it would have been more believable.

Fraih:
Op, u av said it all

And the idea of guys saying 'I realy miss you today' to a lady u met just 2days ago isn't fresh at all....it sounds out of it

Another thing guys don't understand is dat we ladies want SPACE, wah I mean is guys wanting to chat at d slightest opportunity, even wen u just met, personally its a turn off
@6:20 a.m, u'l see 'goodmorning dear, how was ur night',
9::00a.m, u'l see 'how's ur day going,what's for breakfast' ,
by 4:00pm, u'l see 'how did ur day go'
I mean why wouldnt such chat be boring cos its looking like d guy wana be evrywhere

We'd all be better if guys understand the idea of space
Big kudos to one of my great guys, wen we first met, we don't even chat evryday and we chat based on d present(I mean wats happening where I am,wat do we wana do wen we stop chatting) and not the usual SUP,HEY,KK,Wat did u eat for dinner....nah
For the record,we met on Nairaland here,God bless you Mark!!
......Dats not his username here, u won't find him

r u guys dating now?

Mzflexydeeva:
HMMMMMMMMM! SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH FUN CAN A GUY BE ONLINE ODA DAN ASKING JAMB QUESTIONS

yh we ask u ladies questions, but they're not jamb or waec or any external exam question (I mean who does that). We ask u questions that require replies. Not one letter replies. Imagine I once asked a girl who told me she was studying psychology in a university "so psychology huh? What's it about?" Her reply...wait for it...."Its kk". Like wtf? How do u come back from that kinda shiiit? I just replied "oh" and haven't spoken to her since 2013.

Boobs so big her cups runneth over...

Only hate will make u call this babe fat. She's not fat or obese in the slightest.

Wow! This is something....tho I wonder which unilag tho? Cos I know there's no petrochemical engineering here -___-

Lmao now she has a natural pout.

Another problem is most nigerian ladies r boring. They can't hold a convo to save their life. They expect u to be the only one talking while they just stay there chipping in the occasional "oh" "k" "kk" "lol" "aii". Nothing turns me off more than monosyllabic responses

Ok so results are out...

Egomah:
Really? Please do name them, educate me on this... We are all here to learn. The last time I check there were six, which are Africa, Europe, Asia, South and North America and Oceania... The reason Australia is often mentioned is because its the best country their.
You can google it, if you want

africa, asia, north nd south america, europe and lastly australia. Wikipedia would be helpful

Egomah:
Its a continent my friend, that's where Australia, New Zealand, and a lot of smaller Island nations are, like fiji islands.

there r only 7 continents and oceania aint one of them

Egomah:
Oceania is a continent, O and A are not tye same

what?

Lmao this is funny

"A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST!!!!!"
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Shiiitt that movie was hilarious as fvck. Followed by;

Captain America
Wolf of wall street
Horrible Bosses 2
Dracula

ekemini007:
Me and my guy who is a DC fanboy was arguing.I myself am a marvel guy(although not as solid as my DC guy).

He said superman cld easily beat whatever incanation of the hulk is outhtr.
I mean the strongest version of the hulk i knw wld b wwh(i guess).

I dont wnt to be bias but can superman dish dis version of the hulk or wbh for that matter.

Give. A good reason pls.

I think hulk will thrash supes. Cos hulks power is proportional to his rage. The angrier he gets, the stronger he becomes...plus hulk no send. He can crush the washinton dc just to throw it at supes. Clark on the other hand will submit to anything kryptonian so that's a minus plus he has a conscience...he can also be killed, unlike the hulk.

Holla Holla!!!!

labakeJ:
Wow thanks for replying my qstn @blackeard, @drealbunmi and @oyinyioza, I ddnt know abt that o! I guess am still a novice

anytime missus

labakeJ:
But how did I sound funny?… really? one can do d matric without matric no? Pls how sure are u on that?

your matric number will be given to u later on. U don't need it for ur matriculation

ChiSun27:
And if it doesn't.....

*sigh*

1one:
And you think this is your best approach... "Just answer the damn" question.

Abeg dey your lane.

lol oya no vex

1one:
You're asking because?

typical nigerian. Just answer the damn question

1one:
Confessing your feelings over text is not always bad, for some people, that's the next best logical thing to do... The consequence of holding out too long may result in the guy/girl being put in one of those C-X(Zones).... Where C=X= any number of titles below B(oyfriend) or G(irlfriend)

The key is to know the personality of the person you're chatting with, be sensitive to their psyche and temperament. An average Melancholic would prefer that you told them how you feel instead of just dragging on and on.

do u have a girlfriend?

This post is awesome. It should make front page

I can date anybody from anywhere..as far as I like her!

I can date anybody from anywhere..as far as I like her