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Lol sweet words. If only it were that easy

Bukky562:
I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO CAN SQUAT WITH ME.I HAVE A Bedspace IN MOREMI HALL ND AM LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WHO WANTS TO.SQUAT WITH ME.TERMS ND CONDITIONS APPLIED PLS.

free?

Nearly

Ugosample:
Doing great o.... How we go do hostel this session? I no fit dey squat for final year o....

lol u must get hostel na, as per final year. Na we suppose dey complain

Ugosample:
Emeka Blackhead.... I don know say na you

lmao 215 boy. Hafa na

Ayo081:
a tv n a ps4.

lmfao

labakeJ:
Honours hall. U haven't been given bed space right?

wow honours hall. The australia of unilag. Nah I haven't ..but I already know where I'll be staying.

If my lady requests for any of this things, we breaking up!

Prexxy1:
I dey fear konji

konji on ur part or on his part?

labakeJ:
Best my foot! Am staying on campus.

hehe well it is. Wah hostel?

labakeJ:
Cool

yh and btw missus that is the best department in unilag. U staying on or off campus?

Pakistan is supposed to be on that list

Feranchek:
toasting don dey start be that oo0oo0... *watching with my 3D glasses and licking Ebola sweet*

lol nah its not that

labakeJ:
Am in edu admin( best course ever ) u?

lol if u say so. Cool tho. I'm in quantity surveying dept

labakeJ:
Oh! u r welcome, things are going good

cool. So what dept r u in?

agarawu23:
Only broke dudes fall hands in front of there babe



At times I wonder how dis guy tosyne2much will be passing his exams n text in sch (that's if u r a student)

sh.it talk

trapangels:
hmmm...ego tins abi.

erm its not "ego" per say afterall its my kid. I'd rather carry the child on my arms

labakeJ:
Just got admitted. I thought we're all freshers here

oh nah. I'm in my 4th. Just came here to see how things r going

labakeJ:
Guys pls course reg n started n it ain't responding and I spoke to my adviser n she said it's not in her hands. But I know my courses and it ain't showing o Who here has done theirs??

r u a fresher?

trapangels:
am sure all d guys condeming dis man, wont mind if their wives work n bring a large some of money home monthly, so as to assist them financially. Bt yet they can't assist her with backing their own child. Tufia.... 2 u guys.

lol backing a child with a wrapper while walking in broad daylight is a big NO o

Carrying your own baby while strolling is no biggie na..but a man using a wrapper is just a no no

Ugosample:
I want to use this medium to welcome all latest Akokites. By the grace of God, you all will graduate with good results. I'm an Akokite, just like you, a Finalist in Economics department.
For those who need assistance with ECN 111, or economics freshets who need assistance, or advice, feel free to send me a PM.... Will be willing to help, as I've helped sets before you.
Best of Luck

ugo of biobaku?

greenek001:
lol..1st tin 1st, dnt ever compare urslf wiv other university QSstudent, u ar a year ahead of dem,what dey lecture us on in 100l is wot oda schools lecture on in 200l(i av facts...compare ur course outline wiv oda schools own)...so, u av an edge already...

qs is simple o, but only one third of student admitted graduate, but seriously, d course is simple...

now, ur course outline...go download am from unilag site jor(jus kidin)

GEG101(3units): engineering pure maths(basically:advaned set, functinons,limits, calculus)

FSC105(3units): damoskiy has done justice to dat, letme add smal: evrytin on motion excpt SHM, kinematics, hydrostatic and dynamics, almost evrytin on heat, moment of a force

ECN111(3units):econs...microeconomics..a little advanced than jamb..na a little i talk o.demand and supply majorly

BLD101(2units): yipee, na d TD part b dis..if u dnt av, go and buy d book now now(j.n.green)..all ur assignment,test and exam, na thr e go comot from..d course is majorly isometric, oblique, axonometric projection..sectioning, 1st and 3rd angle projection..

i don tire to type jor

BLD1032units) dis is d pon pon part..d course is majorly on everytin involve wen u want to start constructin a buildin..major points in d course are: foundation, floor and wall..d lecturer is really nice(dis is not sarcarsm o)

QTS101(1unit): introduction to ur quantity surveying..its like a construction version for accounting.d leturer na fine boi o,Behind english(hide ur babe o)

FES(2units); i cant say anytin..jus get pastquestion..d course is all about all d departments in FES..d course na beans
(la cram la pour)..ur surest bet for an A

gst105(2units): forget d 2units, d course dosnt affect ur GP..jus 40, u ar done wiv it..abeg read o, its basically use of english..

gst102(2units): same wiv gst105..jus buy d txtbuk and la cram

Q.s is "simple"? Or what did I just read

Estelle95:
NOTICE ON BALLOTING FOR ACCOMMODATION BY FINAL YEAR STUDENTS

Balloting for accommodation by final year students of the University of Lagos will commence two weeks from the date of this publication.

Please note that:

Only students that are fully registered for the 2014/2015 academic session will be ELIGIBLE to ballot.

ALL STUDENTS ARE THEREFORE ADVISED TO REGISTER ON-LINE FOR THE 2014/15 ACADEMIC SESSION.

Accommodation fee is N24, 500.00 only. ALLOCATED BED SPACES NOT PAID FOR WILL LAPSE AFTER 3 WORKING DAYS.
Pls inform anyone concerned.. Just saw it on Unilag site..

For other returning students nko?

Ahoi mates

ALEXTER:
I wud nt even try it since its sinful.

what? How?

Follow @_humourme and ask follow a follow back.

Hola my fellow quantity surveyors. I'll be doing my IT next year so If you guys know any good construction firms that I can be placed, either in lagos or Abuja, that would be awesome.


PS: They have to be able to pay ooo

Thanks