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itsmee: You aren't't giving the complete story here......as long as she isn't a psychiatric patient,she can't nag for no just reason....it seems you don't know exactly what you want because you said you don't want to lose your first love but you are still cheating on her
You have a choice of walking away if you feel you can't cope with her naginess,its much more better than two-timing cuz at the end you might lose on both ends

well said miss, well said...can I have your autograph

texanomaly: Wow...really?

How old are you

haha age has nothing to do with this. I've never seen someone who died from lack of sex but trust me if u don't get enof of the above three, you're bleeped

1.Food
2.Money
3.Sleep

[quote author=Andyblaze][/quote]oga this your memes are getting stale biko. Try another thing -_-

Wait I'm trying to understand here. You ave a fiancee but u're also banging another chick??

haibe: haa, oga this section is not for jokes only na.

lmao r u serious? Can u not read?? "Jokes etc" which means everything u post here must be "funny". If not go to "literature"

Dude is this supposed to be funny?

Dude you look like a halloween costume.

Dyt: Heaven came down

lmao. I swear

U guys have stretched this thread to far abeg.

*in deep voice* Who is she, Where does she come from, Who are her people...this are the things I need to know.

freda506:

you're confused also right?

redcliff: Lmao! İ2. Btw why do you gehls like the word confront alot. I think its overflogged. Lol

lmao! I dunno for them o. I think its a "period" thing

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Easy!!!..being a plaYa in the game, I Will show u 5 steps that works with black women coz they easier to get.....truss me..here u go


..step 1.. Walk to her & say: ..hi..I wish I was cross eye so I can see u twice...(truss me - your mission here is to make her smile)

..step 2.. She smiles.

.step 3...,, the next thing u say while u smile.....May I hav the privilege to take u out as a friend (your mission here is to make her think u don't come on too strong)

..step 4...,her reply will be...ermm,ok.. I will think about it.

...step 5....the next thing u say;... That's good enough for me..anyways, here is ma number..call me when u r ready ( BANG)

...Conclusion:.... Truss, me she will think u gots swaaga,u r different and u Gots class....I guarantee u she will call u within 3 days.....am a playa and truss me,,I know women!. [/quote]ok this might work...or she might actually hiss and post it on twitter or facebook.

Sorry but I don't understand what the Bleep I just read -_-

To some marriage is a word, to others a sentence!!

Sarah a: I don retire for this thread.






Weting self?

[quote author=Sarah a]lemme start paying you ur pension then *winks*

aaronson: You should be ashamed of yourself because you know your problem and you still brag about it on public forum instead of you getting somebody to teach you,quit being a disgrace to the women folks.

nigga you have some issues to deal with urself. Where did this one come from??

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You are simply not like Reater Dummynick, or your step-murders in the vilage don't want you to get a horseband [/color]

maybe they want her to get a whyfe.

Babe ur odolondo does not count if his stomach is empty. The way to a mans heart is through his stomach..or his chest depending on what u're looking for. Plus he's igbo, u're lucky its just egusi he wanted u to cook, some others will want you to cook the kind of food u can't even pronounce...take heart

koulbouy: still waiting

u go wait tire

First of all, who's house is that? And second where is the chest she's "flaunting" ?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..no offensee but we don't rate Geneivie hear in London....she ain't even light skin & she looks like a man [/quote]good to know u're in lONDOn...

Its funny how people can see you and start judging u, just like that. Frankly I like it, some other people have to pay money for that shiit but I'm here getting it for free. Once a pun a time, I used to be funny, back then in high skul during math class my teachers always made me stand out..I was still in my element then. I used to have this friend "Eric". He always liked to call himself "magneto"..I wonder why?? He's still single tho, I guess he hasn't found any FEmale yet to attract. Anyways back to my friend Eric..he used to say that "if nobody wants to feel you, you just have to feel yourself" frankly I think that was just his excuse for masturrbatingg (don't tell him I said that). Ok my time is up, I wonder who kept my wrist watch on the ceiling, I'll just have to get a new one. I also feel sorry for bald people, they have no hair apparent, so even when they dye there's nothing to show for it....Merry Christmas and a Fabulous New year...Till we meat again *e-vil laugh* #CurtainDraws

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..huh?.. U want to compare that ugly dechante babe to ogugua, Nadia SA or Mondi sweet?

...brother...u muss be joking!! [/quote]so according to u genevieve is ugly?? Nigga u need to have your eye and brain scanned