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Jokes EtcRe: Who Would Lyk To Win D Balloon D'or???? by Blackeard(m): 8:52am On Dec 31, 2013
Christiano should win the Ballon D'or While Neymar should win the Fallon 'The Floor -__-
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 8:45am On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]Im in d job market! Law is my 1st love but jamb jambed me! Nyway does readin/watchn movies bou law,crime,detective count?[/quote]lol yes they do count..just like living in the garage makes somebody a car.
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 8:42am On Dec 31, 2013
modestdude: sex is sweeter, but food, money and sleep you mentioned are far better than sex.

There is a thin difference between something being sweet and something being good
what's ur definition of "sweet"?
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 8:41am On Dec 31, 2013
Dovahkiin: be there lying to urself
that's the honest truth
CelebritiesRe: Post Your Holiday Pictures Here. by Blackeard(m): 1:00am On Dec 30, 2013
[quote author=flawless..S]...[/quote]wow oh my God.
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 11:37pm On Dec 29, 2013
texanomaly: Have you?
yup. And trust me it was out of this world
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 11:24pm On Dec 29, 2013
Tobetoe: IS SEX UR HOBBY?
depends. Who's asking?
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 11:22pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=pǝʇdʎɹɔuǝ]ƃuıood ǝlıɥʍ ɹǝdɐdsʍǝu ƃuıpɐǝɹ

Reading newspaper while pooing..[/quote]lol that's too much information.
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 11:20pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]Kinda in the market![/quote]oh. Wacha plan on studying? Nursing? Mgt? ..or Law? Pls say law <3<3
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 10:59pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]I got to find out about Nlnd thru my brother,i read some of the hilarious comments and just had to join. Funny and informative.[/quote]yea I can relate. Minus the brother part tho. I don't have a brother. U a student?
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 10:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
poshpimkiey: Are we sisters? Yet to win in PES tho'. Do u win?
I could teach u. I'm quite good with buttons..or so I've been told wink
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]Adamma[/quote]wow u're igbo? Nice, me too. So adamma, what's ur story? About nairaland I mean, why did u join?
LiteratureA Little Something For Bored And Unhappy People by Blackeard(op):
Hello, *pulls chair and sits* are you bored? Yh? Well okay, that's why I'm here. But u know its even worse for them carpenters cos everyday is a boring day for them, and they even have to go through the same drill over and over again (did u see what I did there). I'm gonna put up two sites for you to visit www.snikoggs..com et www.fmylife.com. Read, and drop your comments here...
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]Straight
To the
Point smiley. No bbm but i'm on nlnd[/quote]yea life is too short to waste time...what's ur name?
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2013
Sunshine lady: . Blackeard, I luv u dear, very insightful
cheesy
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Blackeard(m): 10:18pm On Dec 29, 2013
lymelyte: What are you saying? Do you think there is anything that can create that moment of ejaculation? grin dat moment whereby you forget every problem in ur lyf and feel elevated cheesy
lmao I could point out a few. Have u been to the moon before?
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Really Want?? by Blackeard(op): 9:56pm On Dec 29, 2013
princesa: What's anyone business with what i want? Just keep on giving till i say its okay undecided
hian.
RomanceRe: S0me Rand0m Truth Ab0ut Men by Blackeard(m): 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
Sorry but this post is BS!!
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by Blackeard(m): 3:46pm On Dec 29, 2013
lulukay: . Sweethart not even a pinch on my skin..iv delt with worst perverts n iv put dem in dia shixt. Hole were dey belong! wink stop making d puxxy feel important he aint worth shixt tongue
...zzzzzzz
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell A Girl You Like To Have S.ex With Her by Blackeard(m): 3:43pm On Dec 29, 2013
Janeify: laff wan kill me.u want to corrupt him shey?God dey eye u sha,u don take style hint am n still dey form holy#jst kidding#
lol cheesy
RomanceRe: True Love Does Not Exist... by Blackeard(m): 1:11pm On Dec 29, 2013
Sorry to bust your bubble, but true love does exist, look at tennis for example (._. )
RomanceRe: Orobo Vs Lepa by Blackeard(m): 1:02pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dimples*]grin


How angry[/quote]glad you asked....r u on bbm?
CelebritiesRe: ok by Blackeard(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
IAMBREEZY: Why so much hatered
ha!! Odikwa serious o!!
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Bf/gf In Public??? by Blackeard(m): 12:23pm On Dec 29, 2013
vizkiz: even in d church?? Infront of ur pastor undecided
if there is a reason to kiss my girl in front of the pastor, why not??
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Bf/gf In Public??? by Blackeard(m): 12:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
Lol there is no such thing as a public kisser. Kissing should be done everywhere!!
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Really Want?? by Blackeard(op): 12:03pm On Dec 29, 2013
jennyphrisel: True love
hmmm true love? Even when the guy is broke?
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Really Want?? by Blackeard(op): 12:01pm On Dec 29, 2013
Enegod: who cares what they want. are you living
life for you or them? huh undecided
whether you like it or not, we live life for the women.
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by Blackeard(m): 12:05am On Dec 29, 2013
Dannylux: I wouldn't have replied you cos your post reeks of utter frustration and bitterness but since I promised to reply you lots I wouldn't wanna go back on that promise.

Being thick and being fat has got two separate meanings. Only dumb fat non senses like yourself confuse both of them deliberately just to make your size look presentable and appealing to the ear . No fat rubbish calls herself "fat" rather they use thick, who are you deceiving? we know your tricks. smiley

Keep shouting and revealing how dejected and pained you are. Like I said hit up the gym or go ffuck yourself. Ain't no sensible nigga shaagging your cellulite infested body. Unless they are getting paid? in which case, they'd service your rejected arsee excitedly.

Quote me again, and await my painful response.
Thank you. smiley
ok this is just harsh.
CelebritiesRe: ok by Blackeard(m): 12:02am On Dec 29, 2013
Airforce1: Nah

Airforce1 got lotsa haters
I aint too comfortable with that. smiley
try landslide8
RomanceWhat Do Ladies Really Want?? by Blackeard(op): 11:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
For a brazzilian years, a question has been asked, it has been passed from generation to generation, astronauts, pastors, mathematicians, angels and even psychologists have been asking one singular question "WHAT DO LADIES WANT??". Ladies, this one is for you...

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