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Bwahahahaha A demon is behind "kk"?? WtF?? What will somebody not hear in this nigeria.

Bro I don't even think of you!! That's just gay pls. Pfftt

zeemoore: who cares about wordplay?
Life's f.uck.ing f.uck.ed up
Y stress myself up over a f.uck.ing wordplay?
I'm sorry, I'm not good with words

*face palm* well I can see that. Its no biggie tho, u'll learn. If u want to that is..

zeemoore: Did I? No

lol. u really have a long way to go in wordplay missus. "Let them WATCH (time piece), its their TIME (turn)" that statement means more than one thing.

zeemoore: Yes

oh ok then. Let them watch, its their time...did u see what I did there??

zeemoore: omo yoruba ni mi o

lol u're like a model for "wazobia". Cool...wait can other people read this posts?? O_O

zeemoore: Hausa

lmao no kidding?? U speak hausa? I thought u were igbo

Deiok: Quit what, are they paying you?

abeg help me ask am o. Like say na Government work -__-

zeemoore: it means, no problem, no sh.it, no wahala

oh! In what language??

Maybe he doesn't understand shorthand -_-

zeemoore: Toor
Bah damoa

toor bah damoa?? What's it mean pls?

nyere84: He has used all for me. Can you imagine??

And, i foolishly believed him. Oh nooo!!! So, i ve been a mumumugu to not understand all these??

*Tapping my foot hard on the ground* someone will see fire tonite.

lmao eeya.

zeemoore: I dnt understand puns bhu I know pun . My literature teacher told me pun is play upon words
I av a prob getting on
So, do u mind explaining?

errm I dunno how to explain this (._. ). Where do I start from?

You are so right..well except in number 7. Sometimes a guy asks if a girl has a boyfriend so that he'll know the kind of ground he's threading on.

[quote author=dimples*]One giant elderly woman saw me @d mall and called me a size zero then she said i shuld keep it up cos soon i'd be like her(she is very tall and big)

My friends laughed whether @me or her i don't know but i didnt find it funny

I dont like being a lepa toh bad- criously trying to add some flesh [/quote]I could help you with that

zeemoore: Read d first two lines nd dozed off
Can u just summarize d epistle poem?

lol. Ok, the whole poem is about me explaining what a "pun" is. If you already understand puns, u won't have any probs getting on.

[quote author=miss.terious]Lawd [/quote]did I please you my lady *bows*

Interesting tale old chap, do tell it again

aaronson: it came from my intuition,you had better shhh like 'h' after the 's'

there u go again with your stupidity.

princesa:

is that a yes?

princesa: Me i don't see anything wrong in giving a guy flower oh

the only flower I want from u is your hymen.

tpacalipse: do not call her again.

that would only make matters worse

Dyt: Go to her house
Beat the living day light outta her
Why won't she pick ur call, a whole u

lwkm seriously?? Please tell me u're joking

Hi its me again. I didn't introduce myself the first time....my name is *coughs* did u get that? Yh? Good now u have the flu. *sad face* All these males and yet no posts, com'on :]xx. This harmattan is so terrible *achoo* damn I didn't bring my hanky, I'll have to take matters into my own hands. So its saturday morning, getting out of the house to attend a gathering, I'm seeing so many chics running around with happy faces and I can't help but think "haha somebody just got laid". On my way, I saw this guy leaving a tattoo parlour so I went the other way, he had trouble written all over him. *beep beep* new message , and I quote ,""....so finally I arrive at the venue and surprisingly the whole squad is there, even "Eric" or is that gandalf? Some daze I just can't seem to focus...Well everybody was so happy to see Mi,even I too, she's such a cute asian. She's finally found a man, they're getting married next week. The guys a total zombie tho but hey at least she found somebody who wants her or her brains...*drops mic*

Pascal triangle fail!!

texanomaly: Sex on a water bed all day can be nice.

well

Tell her? You don't tell her, you SHOW her!! Kiss the bejeesus out of her, grab that butt and....lol just kidding. Don't do this, go and read your bible.

texanomaly: I've slept on a water bed.

See. Now tell me u didn't want to stay there all day

Nomski0: 1.Chess

2.Pes

3.Watching movies together.

Lmao. I love chess and pes but trust me, sex is way better

texanomaly: Well yeah...but the op didn't ask what you can't live with out.

Yup he asked for the things that are more "enjoyable" than sex. Tell me, have u ever slept on a water bed? No?..have u ever received a credit alert on ur mobile fone "One million has been paid into ur account? Yh?..have u ever, ever eaten a delicacy so nice u wished u were food? No? I tell u, things things are more enjoyable than sex