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If I had a british accent, I'd never shut up

Guykhena: Coming from a lowlife whose life depend on puns
What a laugh...

You are just stuupiid so imma ignore you from now on. Do urself a favour and get a life. Fvcking self-servicer -___-

Guykhena: Just looking for someone to pick on.
Is that a bad thing?

dude you're barking up the wrong three. If you're looking for what to pick on, why don't u pick a book and read instead. It'll do u some good

Guykhena: Bro why the hate?

Anyway now that our E-fight records is gone,now what next

what hate? Dude Must u be all up in my business all the time?

This post is utter nonsense. Wizkid has more talent than Davido!! It was wizkids talent that got him where he was unlike davido who's pops is a fvcking money man.

How can a girl come to ur house to see u and u tell her u're not after sex? That's rude..plus immature. Anyways that aside, if u're tired of being single..get an iphone SIRI can be ur girlfriend -_-

coache: That kind of kiss that the lady will melt in ur arms, kissing you with the whole of her heart and you'll wish it could last forever and when you want to stop, she still holds on to you so tight...........wait a minute I'm I really explaining a deep kiss to dis dude?..........bros are you a learner??

I had to ask, maybe his definition of deep is different.

thymedcurry: Actually, you do need to speak for yourself. All the things you mentioned might be a turn on for another man. Some guys consider prim and proper ladies as boring.

Btw...if you don't like your girl washing her underwear in your presence, why not walk away.

none of this shiit irritate me. Actually I love a gurl that knows how to enjoy food. Plus a lady without a sense of humour is just like a brick wall. So sorry OP, ur case is psychological

coache: Hello nairalanders, please help a brother. the story is long but I'll just summarise. In 2008, I had a female friend who was always coming to my shop. She was in SS2 then while I was awaiting my admission. She is a very pretty girl and had a lot of guys asking her out of which she always tells me about and I'll advise her on what to do because she was very young. I really admired her but refused to fall for her beauty due to the role i was playing for her but never knew she had a crush on me. This continued for some months till her dad beat her up in my shop one evening. The next day she came around and promised never to com to my shop again since her dad embarrassed her because of me. For the past five years each time we were both in town and I tried talking to her she always pushed me away not until towards the ending of this year that she actually gave me a chance and we became friends again. She told me she was alone and that I made her close her heart to guys. She wouldn't agree with me that I was only protecting her then. I noticed she was still much into me just like I'm into her too. Since I believe we were both ready now cos I'm currently serving and she's in her finals, decided to ask her out.she refused and claimed not to love me yet we are close and sometimes we kissed. She kisses me so deeply yet tells me she don't love me. Please is she for real? Or she just wants to hurt me? Please friends I really need your sincere advise. Thanks

dude I've read a book like this...and it didn't end well. U say she kisses u "deeply"? Define "deep".

@_humourme I follow back!!

Blah blah blah, story of her life -_- sex is full of ups and downs...literally..maybe he didn't like the fact that u were a screamer

Mondisweets: I'm chubby, but I don't consider as a disadvantage. I'm pretty flexible and I do exercise to make sure my cholesterol level remains normal.

hmmm flexible. I like the sound of that

Breasⓣⓢ so big her cups runneth over...that's the kinda shitt I like

GentleMimi: I dn't have any pikshure..

why na?

GentleMimi: Lol! I know. I just felt like looking for ur trouble.

lol. Where's ur picture?

mobi5592: have you ever fuucked that you wished life's fvck?...how can you argue based on what you don't currently have? it's meaningless to me.

define "meaningless"

GentleMimi: Udonminnit? He is an behind?

its the autocorrect. I meant a.s.s.

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...[/quote]guy ur case is with God. I refer u to a horsepital, but neigh, u're an as.s!

Very gay. He needs a jacket.....a straight one -__-

Waspy: Pls, bikonu, sorry to ask o, i don't mean any bad o, Are you gay?

lmao. He has to be o

Cykik: Like guys own are not worst. But you know what, yall can

pls where is the ass? The only ass u have is in ur mouth, that's why ur talking shit -__-