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Its no biggie. The only problem is her posting it online, twas totally unnecessary. Nice video tho Its no biggie. The only problem is her posting it online, twas totally unnecessary. Nice video tho

A pun is a word that means more than one thing

and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing

I am trying my best to write one about both

and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath

but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained

to be a good conductor you must first be trained

when I say trained what does that mean to you

a way of learning, or a moving choo choo

now there you go, and wasn’t that fun

there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun

now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand

so listen up closely and see if you understand

to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted

when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted

my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat

I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it

I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand

when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand

hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass

and people who drop out of school have no principals or class

when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped

and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped

the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace

and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race

to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent

but the Indy 500 is a boring event

zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find

and all they really want is a piece of mind

I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer

then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier

there you go two more puns about the undead

and the fact that they like the brains in your head

lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying

a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying

now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away

and obviousness is the second thing on display

so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing

and if its done properly a smile it will bring

if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion

it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion

only smart people receive them with delight

the people who don’t are simply not bright

so if you tell one and it does not succeed

you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed

whatever you do don’t let them make you quit

keep on telling puns and challenge your wit

I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely

and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely

I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said

but simply go back and review the words you just read

Olly barbie219: Hiya! Hiya!

howdy barbie!! So while we're still in the "write a letter to ur crush and post it on the internet" spirit, who's the lucky guy that's gonna receive urs?

Olly barbie219: Was here

hello

Ok first of all, WTF is "ondolondo"?

I don't think posting that letter was brave at all tho. At all at all. I think she was too desperate and also wanted a fall back plan if anything went wrong. I mean she could have sent a pm or even written it in the newspaper (people don't read that shit anymore). B ut all the same. Nollywood will prolly make a movie about u ._.

braine: But how can people fall in love on this yeye Nairaland na wah for some people.

People can fall in love anywhere and anyhow...love is no respecter of heights ._.

This is just bull...

[quote author=D-Explorer]********************** The INBOX *********************

I'm sorry to bother you but this will be long. This is the past 5 years of my life i'm trying so hard not to remember. I'm not new to life experiences, i've heard and seen a lot of relationship troubles.

I've counselled many ladies like me but why i fell for this still remains a misery. Please don't blame me, i'm in pain already. I've asked myself so many questions i still can't answer, i've tried to forgive and move on but i couldn't.

If for just once, i've decided to listen to my dark side. Pls, don't bother how suspicious this account may look, it's the same account i used in finding out the whole truth from the unlucky lady.

I met this guy august 2008 at the wedding of my boss and after about 6 months of trying to be difficult, i decided to date him. Before then, I've had my share of men's headache and loving him at first wasn't so easy for me that i'd to ignore him for that long. heaven knows how much i loved him. It was all over him that he loved me too, we just couldn't hide it.

We both enjoy the moments and i gave my all to keep us together. I lost my decisions to him, i tried not to wrong him, he was my total desire for a man, and how would i want to lose him? Our first year took a lot out of me. I could remember how badly i missed him when his company sent him to Kenya. He came back and it was like he never left.

That was the night i lost my virginity to him. He knew i wasn't ready for it and he also supported my decision but somehow, we couldn't control our affection though i'm not regreting in any way. I was only overpowered by my emotions, naive and inexperience. Even in the pain, i felt good because it was him i never knew one could get pregnant so fast or maybe my timing was wrong.

Few weeks later, the signs were obvious to me. I told him but to my surprise, his mood changed, he couldn't continue with his meal before he started making me see reasons why keeping the baby would affect our plans. One of the reasons was how irresponsible his father would think he is and could stop his plan of going to the U.K for his masters.

I couldn't say no since i've always wanted the best for him. He gave me 20k which i refused. In one of the sad moment of my life, i called a friend and told her, she contacted someone to help us and finally we got a doctor somewhere in (location withheld) to do the abortion. I did it but for a week, i couldn't go to work. I wasn't alright until after a month. I almost lost my job, i couldn't explain what went wrong but the good part is that i was fine again. We were doing well all along despite the distance.

In 2010 he came back shortly from the U.K and since i was holding on for that long, i've missed him so much. That night saying no to him was not in my head and we had it and many times. It was the best ever and we were cool. He was about going back when i discovered i wasn't myself. I had to call my doctor, made an appointed and i got to know i was pregnant again.

It was a mixed feeling but i called him up immediately and told him. He sounded ok before letting me know that we're not ready for it. Truly, i wasn't ready due to official reasons at work. I thought about it and had to flush it. After his masters, he came to nigeria, introduced me to his parents and we got along so well.

Though he said he wasn't going to work for his former company, he went on to set up his. Everything was cool until i started noticing certain changes in him. He wouldn't pick me from the office as usual, he was more busy that we hadly have time to talk. I thought i was asking too much so i didn't complain. I was with him on a weekend when his phone rang, he was in the bathroom then. I picked the phone to give him since i don't pick his calls.

The caller id was kinda strange, like a combination of some letters. He spoke with the person, my instinct told me it was a lady and when he gave me the phone back, i searched his phone for any sms from that number. I was able to get an email which i put through facebook and that confirmed my doubts. The bastard was engaged to another lady. He was smart not have accepted so as not to be visible on his profile. I was lost, i wanted to die right there.

I quickly opened another account and i made friend with the lady. We were so close and we talked more, within 3weeks we were like best of friends. I asked about my man and she opened up so much that my body became weak. I got to know they would be getting married from her. I never asked for a life like this. Why are men so evil? To make it worse, i was pregnant for him again. I couldn't hold it, i confronted him, my chris was right before me looking like an idiot.

I only wish i had a gun, it would have ended right there. I knew there wasn't hope of a father for the baby, i never wanted to be single mom so i ran to his parents but his mother’s reception was so cold that i suspected something was wrong. I went back home. I cried my eyes out, nothing could be more painful in the world than my feelings.

I told myself i was going to face it, i left my parents out of this mess. I badge into his house the next morning around 7am, told him i was carrying his child and that i was going to abort it. He was just looking at me and later starting apologizing. I was so mad that i had to throw his home stool at him, he was so quick to dodge it. I wish i had killed him.

I went back to his mother and she shouted at me, she said her son will never marry me. My head flew off but i never talked back, i was calm to ask her reason. I got to realise that he had told his mother about the abortions and how it was only me that took the decision. In my life i have never been this terrible knowing how well he convinced his mom to hating me. Now i have aborted the thing, it doesn't make any sense keeping it.

I'm only asking you for advice if there is a better way to end this because i already have his wedding date later this month and sincerely i had contracted his death. Please keep this to yourself as i'm only seeking a better ending but not pleading for his death. I know i look so wasted and useless right now but he’s never going to enjoy any moment of his life, that i promise.

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There's no way i would have kept this barbaric life experience and at the same time allow someone's death. I saw urgency in her story; i saw a lady who could take any decision regardless of the damage. I've spoken with her on phone and she seem alright. I made her realize how there's no better ending that she seeks in the death of the young man. What i don't know is if she has truly changed her mind. I still don't have any details but this might be a warning to someone out there that's why i couldn't hide the name. I usually don't do this! It's without permission, at least, not when a life is at stake. Please advice her and that could save a life! I will make sure i refer her to this post to read your comments.

SOURCE https://www.facebook.com/SingleDatingEngagedMarried

Original Blog http://www.coachdexplorer.com/2013/12/e-mails-after-aborting-3-times-for-him.html[/quote]What?? Please kill the nigga its allowed!!

Afrobasic: I've always wanted someone to crush on me too

Don't worry...somebody is prolly somewhere, thinking about u, trying to crush u ._.

What a sad story. This is just like romeo and juliet, only that u're not juliet...you're just another person. At least u don't end up dying...