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Walahi we will deal with you miscreants from the south

isaacsegun:
If them born your inferior Oba well tell him to come and lay claim to Lagos

You will be shocked when the time comes...

Imagine you people comparing Ogiso dynasty to yoruba toys that women from dahomey used to flog

Why are you people like this??

Historically ooni was a.priest not king ...not king...



Again the Benin dynasty is not yorubas

How can you compare an empire that owns lagos as if she is your mate??


The true first ruler is that yahoo king in Osun state

Miscreants...

Sunday igbohoe have been forgotten, kannu will soon be jailed

Yoruba people can castigate eeehhh


But tai meet a typical ogbomoso man

Number 1


The guy will so fxxxk your wife eeeehhhh,


Number 2

He was the one banging that puxxxsy before it was passed to you.. so technically he owns that honey pot

Number 3
Your so called wife will so ride him during sexxxx that ..you will hear questions like did you miss me?? How about that idiot?? Why did you marry him self?? Should I go on simp

Number 4

One was born into a polygamous family hence alot of problem on climbing the ladder


The other one is from a one man one wife ...hence no much problem

I don't understand

We don't know him

Yoruba people and lies eeehhh

Perez99:
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

You are a fooool

Let me ask your myopic brain some salient questions

When ya mom died ..did your dad married another woman??
Do you care to know why he decided to be dressing like that...??
Do you know the story behind that his dressngs??
Have you asked him??
From your story it means for your old man to give you 200k without going for confession...it means he is comfortable..am I right??
Do you want a swag dad with bad reputation... or a not fashionable dad with good reputation??

I ask all this.. because I live my life like your dad because there are stories behind it..and it became a mechanism of survival... I know my kids will be opposite me...but this is my life... for example I have a watch that is around 300k, I don't wear it for occasions but to carry some loads when my goods arrive, if I wore a cloth and you say it is fine... I will wear it till it turns to rag...
I have a range rover sports 2012 , Honda car 2017, mazda 2012 ..but I drive golf 2

If dare try to change your dad... you will get a monster

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Poor boys...


Look at them... very poor....eating garri and that confusion called soup... no wonder they are looking malnourished.


Ewwww

Our darling president doing wonders

Daddy oyoyo



4+4+4



We the youths are solidly behind you Sir

This man always making our darling president look bad or inadequate...




Ordinary house boy

This igbo+ yoruba boy with chest beating...


You southerners are too loud..haba

I am just hearing the name for the first time

Is that all...

De klerk was right about Africans (blacks)

Xi should slap Biden...




World War 3

Mumumu charge and bail lawyers from the southern part of this country



We the youths stand with Malami


4+4+4

Those miscreants abusing the honorable minister are yorubas and igbos so ....we know why they are aggressive




Dss is watching ya comments keep insulting

Sentiments aside she is right

Ugly girl


Oh sorry she fine o

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.

You want to use your frustrated life on the poor innocent boy... number one you made him backslide, when the devil eventually use you to get him, you now want him to die in the hole already expanded by the last blaster who used weapon of mass destruction to create a volcano.
We should also thank the boys mother for her prayers for delivering her son from karishikas like you.

You see poor people eeeehhhh...



There mind is so twisted


Give a poor hungry man a congo of rice...he will still day you want to use his destiny...



Pls the bank should allow me send my 1.2M to David daviddo

When I heard there IGR had increase...


I knew it was from the Skull mining sector and ritual department.

Which state?

See you igbos should warn this reno your brother o, how can he disrespect a whole elected president... haba... and some of you people are even signing... to implicate our darling president in international court



Be warned

TMKsouth I told you...


I know naija maybe passing through a maze now , despite that ...we are still gods to other countries




One love

Basicend:
Who you beer?

A Yahoo plus?

Someone trying to send davido 1M+


And who are you??
First correct your uncoordinated blunder of a sentence