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So all you muther-fuckers don know that Nigga to be a TikTok ER
I'm outta this bitch 😡

Thank God for Photoshop Sha 🤭

The penalty for rape should be, cutting off dick.

This news no concern me cos I ain't got plans to leave Naija Ever

Which kind annoying talk be this na?
Buhari be always capping vertical.

It's may., 2023.
Still no valid information about this drug.

Wow!
You accidentally got tempted,
Then you accidentally kissed her,
Then you accidentally pulled her clothes off, Then you accidentally sucked them tits,
Then you accidentally pulled out your dick,
Then you accidentally put it in the punan,
Then she accidentally got pregnant.

Damn! This accident is dope!

This guy is really dumb

ogwuche4u:
How does a date equates premarital sex bayi?. I am shocked this is even coming from a lady. He is missing a very important part of his life. He needs to go on a date les he regrets in later time. What makes you think he is serious? Because he doesn't go on a date...lol... The guy is a stunch introvert. He needs help. He is dying in silence.

guys like that usually masturbe alot.

purples25:
You are a very serious person and may God take you to the peak of success for not focusing on outings, women, and constant premarital sex.

Amen. If he's not addicted to the soap.

Since everything's based on connection

Soniar:
Most mushroom schools don't like going for qualified graduates because they can't pay them

They can pay. Jut that owners of schools are so fvcking greedy.

oviexcels:
Abeg look for extra moral classes oooooo, 20k can't take care of you ooooo, I am even shocked to hear ur house rent, please na Jiwa, Bampe, karimo or where you dey? If you can teach mathematics run out of that place locate towns like Asaba you will thank me later.

Mathematics teachers dey scarce for Asaba?

Viking07:
The average Abuja salary starts from 50-70k. 100k is considered a good pay in Abuja. Now which part of Abuja can you rent a decent 1 bedroom apartment with 200k(2 months salary)?

Nigerians in general are suffering from hyperinflation but nobody cares. Price of items keeps going up while salary remains constant. People now use their 3-5 months salary to pay as rent. In gwarimpa. A selfcon is between 900k-1m. How many Nigerians earn 500k monthly? Lol how many can even boast of 200k saved in their accounts at any point in time? We’re joking in this country.

PS: There’s a difference between Abuja and FCT. 😁😆. Gwarimpa, Garki, Maitama =Abuja
Nyanya, gwagwalada, bwari, Kuje =FCT.

Oil dey your head.

I'm reading this in the toilet righ now.
Dirty me 😁

Because the Devil lives on Social Media

If she could treat your daughter this way in your presence, do you have any idea what she does to her in your absence?
Just send the bitch away.

How do you Niggas get to date bitches with bad mouth. Get rid of that bitch

Rokiat:
Hahahaahahahabbaha tell that to someone who cares. I am a woman I am not after any woman pussy, men will tiptoed not to offend women because after all they need pussy not me.


Be it a man or woman issue imma say what I truly believe in.

I love tha way u sound girl. I'd love to hear u speak with this accent.

It's Nigeria

By the time she's used to Abuja, she's going to meet men that have more money & are better looking. Don't blame a hoe for doing what hoes do.
If ur having doubts already, I'll advise u cancel the wedding

virginprincess:
I assume what he said is not true since he didn't reveal the name of the celebrity,but this my gender sef let be trying to fearing God sometimes,how can you pin a child on another man knowing fully well he is not the father,that is so absurd,guilt won't let me try that kind nonsense.

Ahhh... virginprincess is it really u that type this, or someone else is impersonating ur monika? Cos this reply 2 make sense 4rm u.

For me, i don't think how long, but how well. I make love a woman's whole body, as there many sensitive parts that needs stimulation. Fore-play & cunilingus, can make love making to span duration of 1 hour or more. Depending how long it's her to orgasm.

Woman with super natural things and things

Bros no think am o.... We have a lot of zombies, who are BATsterds in Nigeria

shortgun:
This is why I will never believe Nigerians voted for APC in the last elections.
You can't torture Nigerians with bad Governance and wickedness for 8 years and they will vote for you to continue to punish them.

Tinubu and his cohorts must return the mandate of the Nigerian people.

If she really said this " let just dissolve this marriage as it is not working" then she's indirectly telling you what she wants.
This proves that, all these attitude towards you is deliberate.

November1857:
UK and others should equally stop the treatment of our corrupts politicians , including the Drug lord, who is currently on medical tourism abroad..

I totally agree with you no this.

Nigerian car dealers be cracking me up.
A car, produced in 2003, has been used for like 20 years &
a car, produced in 2010, has been used for 13 years.
But some car dealers be telling us less that 1 year, like it was produced in 2022.
Anyways, na Naija we dey
SHIT HAPPENS!

I thought you were just a regular Nigga... Now it turns out, you're a tech. Nigga. It's okay...

Flawless victory. Brutality.

E be like say Tinubu play hide & seek well well when him small o. This one wey him carry us dey do boju boju.

OdogwuMoney6:
I pray they return back to square one, rubbish... Help that will not last.....When God has not answered my own prayers, Na the prayers if people wey I better pass him wan answer?

Guy. With this bitterness wey u carry, na only Satan fit bless you. Then him go invite ur soul come HELL for dinner. Enjoy muther-fucker