₦airaland Forum

Welp I can't register at jobberman

MadeInTokyo:

The wicked run when no man chases him
Tinubu will go round begging Christian leaders till the election results are announced, he has inevitably lost at least over 15 million Christian votes
He has lost the block votes he could gotten in the south west, but with his choice of a Muslim Vice President, the millions of south west christian votes he could have added to his overall South West votes has inevitably been lost.
Tinubu miscalculated and scored a political own goal with his Vice President pick, he thought this was 1992 when MKO Abiola ran with a Muslim Vice President, Nigeria today is now religiously divided and religiously sensitive all thanks to Buhari's nonchalant, sit down and look attitude to the killings and destruction of lives and properties of Nigerians by marauding bandits and ravaging terorists groups.
Tinubu ti lule, he should go, search and beg for his votes in the mosques and sambisa forest since he said there is no competent Christian person to pick as Vice President

My thoughts as well he should go to sambisa maybe they will help him lols

Am sure must Muslims will be Happy with this now

holluwizzy:
This is Nigeria.

Make everybody sperate naa.

Oduduwa

Biafra

Arewa

Make we live in peace individually.


Vote Nnwa Obi to secure the country first.
There is nothing to call Nigeria.

If a military head of state as a president is attacked then what will a vegetable man who can't do press up or run 50meter, what will he do

Emi lo Kan, na toy. Abi ?

If we can get rid of these old men, forget it. They have touts but not more than it's citizens.

Add middle belt abeg

Only one casualty will make more than 100m people happy

6yrs habba Mana ,too early

Hahahah important meetings with who? I have never heard of any presidential candidate of a developed country running outside of the country to have meetings abt his country.just say it's on health ground nothing more

Hahaha some1 brutalized this brother ,oya sorry now.

What never seizes to amaze me on nairaland is how stuff like this gets pushed to the front page

GreatAxeMan:
But one 52 year old agbaya "marrying" a 6 year old girl is wonderful isn't it? If you lack the discipline to be monogamous and commit to one spouse, who is stopping you from fulfilling your lustful desires like your child rapist fake "prophet"? After all the main reward you will get in Jannah is polygamy and everlasting sex.

Hahaha perfect reply to the fool

The most effective way is to preaf through your life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPG_Il36nbg

They killed Deborah and celebrated it. Sokoto is cursed and it shall never be well for them till justice is upheld

6sco:
Children this days know much more than we think they know, like someone said, listen to their conversations without showing you are interested and you will be shocked.

what u said is 100% true. i remember doing that believe me i got scared cos i cant imagine what this children will do when they grow up. our society has really decayed

Nigerians and suffering is like 5 & 6

Nice ,the recipe looks good.

Ameen we are all obidient

tillaman:
Mehn screw that dude, I love me some ileke
She deserves some tongue lashing
That’s all I have to say!!
Hot AF
If only she can pull down that trampoline or whatever it is she’s wearing a little bit more so I can count her ileke

Damn nigga it is well with ur soul

I am obidient , Enough of this corrupt fools running this country. It is time to retire this fools

rickpat:
public food in Nigeria can really be risky at times.... ranging from spoilt tomatoes to condemn oil to all sort of garbage...na wa

True talk.

Stop it then , remember for every action there is always an opposite and equal reaction

toolazy:
France, Germany, and Malaysia. Basically every other country except UK.

Alright thank u

ExpertNLer:
I have seen it happen. PTDF reserves the right to allocate you either UK or FGM depending on how things work out in your state. If for example you did very well but not well enough for UK, but you surpassed all the FGM applicants, they can move you to FGM. Happened to my mentee.

Abeg no vex what is FGM?

tonididdy:
Just leave it at that.
In Nigeria I have always used Glo.
I tried Airtel - thieves
I've never used mtn, don't own a sim
9mobile absolutely gibberish
But Glo in my area, I get up to 1.7mb/s at night and minimum 500kb/s during the day.
Glo is full of freebies!

That's very good. Airtel are thieves ,it's like I share subscription with their staffs because the way my data finishes no be here o.

Machinegun91:
Glo is the best of all best when it comes to data

Yes but in terms of network speed it's the poorest. However it depends on the area Sha.

ljoh:
We need restructuring or disintegration
The Fulanis are caging black people worldwide with the Nigerian constitution.

Ur statement abt restructuring or disintegration is spot on 100%.

The way china is progressing makes me think whether we Africans are cursed?

Kollins11:
Confused and useless gender.

I'm not a gentleman at all oo... I go use my cucumber shift her womb on a first date at my house.

As I dey so.. I no get joy ooo. Shey you dey whine me ni.

Lmao all of wuna they claim that u can move woman womb ,do u know that a whole baby can come out of it? Is ur stuff bigger than a baby??

9izone:
CRITICAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE ONGOING CONTINOUS VOTER REGISTRATION EXERCISE

There is currently an unprecedented surge in INEC centres in the State. Unfortunately most of the people who turn out at these centres have no need to visit the registration centres if they are well informed. We have therefore decided as part of the INEC sensitization exercise to provide the following critical information to the citizens about the ongoing exercise.

1. There is nothing like PVC validation. The PVC card does not expire and does not need revalidation. If you check your PVC, you will see that it does not bear any expiry date.

2. If you are a registered voter but want to �������� to another Polling Unit, you can do that online. You need not waste your time at INEC registration centre.

3. If you are a registered voter and wish to ������ your records, you can do it online. If it involves change of name (like for married women) then you are expected to upload evidence of change of name.

4. If you are a registered voter but your card is ���� or ������� and needs �����������, you can do it online.

5. Only two categories of people are actually required to visit INEC registration centers.
(a) ��� ������- Nigerians 18 years and above who have never registered before.
(b) Registered voters who have had issues with Accreditation in previous elections.
These are the two categories we need to capture their biometrics.

The online transaction link is
https://cvr.inecnigeria.org/

(i). Click on the link, register as a user, and use your login details to proceed with what you want to do.
(ii). When you log in, you will see the following activity windows.
- REVIEWS. Click Review Information and proceed.
- TRANSFER. Click Request Transfer and proceed.
- LOST OR DAMAGED PVC- Click Request New Card and proceed.
The portal is interactive and friendly.

CALL FOR VOLUNTEER ASSISTANTS.
Stakeholders and members of the civil society who are ICT savvy are encouraged to volunteer to assist others in their communities or neighborhoods to help decongest INEC registration centers so that we can focus on new registrants and registered voters with accreditation errors.

(PLEASE help share and circulate this information).

Well done

I am very happy abt this but truth be told none will agree to be VP of the other,I really hope they come to an agreement

What a set of unserious people ,u win primary and still don't know who to make as VP. Is this the type of leader we want as president. Chai nija is just a big scam