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UyaiIncomparabl:
Huhm. Is this still on?

to make sure she is TOTALLY YOURS.... simply MARRY HER THE RIGHT WAY. sTOP TEMPTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

She deserves to be treated rightly. Not after sex with her, you will now CLAIM you are noticing varying traits and you want to dump her.

Please be mature and marry her. AND IF IT IS NOT ABOUT SEX, WHY BRING IT UP. FOCUS ON WHAT IT IS ABOUT.

Do not have a double mouth. FOCUS and prove your worth by MARRIAGE.


cut off from your SIDE CHICK.

horpeyemmi66:
No bashings.
No religious sentiments.
Mature Comments Please.

I have a girlfriend who I love so much. It's been more than a year now... We've had the ups and downs which makes every relationship peculiar in it's own way. Everything I do, is been done out of love. Not because I want to have sex with her. I have shown her, I am not with her because of sex. If it were that, I'd have left... And then she can say all men are the same. For her, I have done what I haven't done for my mom or sister, not even a third(I'm sorta ashamed even adding this, but it is what it is).

The issue is this, I want to make sure she is totally mine. But whenever I mention sex, she'd tell me not to think about that, that it isn't within her capacity, blah blah blah. Yet, she claims to love me... Frustratingly annoying. I find it difficult to cheat on her; my conscience is overly active I guess.

At other times, my sexual energy towards her just wanes... Because it's more or less futile. I just force myself to kiss and make out with her to keep the relationship going.

On the flip side, I have a friend, a lady who wants me to date her, extremely rich girl... Even tells me to accompany her to the UK, France sometimes, I just wave it off. She calls me to tell me she loves me(which I laugh off), takes initiative, gets me things I don't even need and a lot more. I am not the materialistic freak. I can't double date and I can't get down with some other person and act as though all is well. I just don't tick that way.

We make out and all of that, but at the mention of sex, she becomes moody, telling me it's not honorable.

What's your proffered solution?

my dear this is a very intelligent SCAM that as existed from the days of Liberty reserve.

OK lets see

Chariza:
Good Evening Nairalanders,

I know this account is new but I have a active nairaland account I use this because I want to keep my identity a little discreet.
Pls I am a student of the university of Lagos. Due to some crises I had to deferred school for a session to sort out some problems now I have resumed school and I don't have a place to stay. My house is not close to school and I really don't have much to sponsor myself for tfare or rent an apartment around school.

I am pleading with any Christian lady Or family who has an apartment any where close to Unilag that can accommodate me for just five months I will be very grateful. I am a Christian be rest assured I will be well behaved.

I have explore all possible options to no avail. I tried getting a place to squat on campus but I found none and I was warned not to squat as student caught will be suspended . I was a living witness to a student who was suspended for harbouring a squatter last year.

I have asked friends who rent apartment around school but they already have more than one person they are helping out too. Pls and please if you can help me in your Good heart, God will bless you. As a prove that I am a christian and of good behaviour I am ready to give all my social media accounts even my active nairaland account that has neen existing since 2013, any other information you might need, just ask and I will provide them.


Thank you and God bless you.

HOPE HIS SCHOOL GRADES ARE AS GOOD AS HIS DANCE STEPS

You who fearlessly posts sexual things and talk about your escapades, then YOU REALLY THINK GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS AND GRANT YOU ADMISSION? as a FUNNICATOR?

Bro please, stop altering from God to Devil like they are both game-pads, CHOOSE ONE with your attitude and be DEVOTED totally to the one you wish to answer you. Admission is not really by GOD, else there would be no cultist or runs girls, IF YOU HAVE THE BRAINS then you would PASS or if you have the CONNECTIONS then press the buttons and gain the ENTRY, LEAVE GOD OUT OF IT.

GOD will admit you to go there and continue your sexcapades? o pls... If you really want to gain ADMISSION kindly stop promising fake promises to God and DO THE NEEDFUL.... Guys who are not as good as you are morally are entering so you have no excuse. the prayers could be why you are being hindered.

Funnicator:
The last time God answered my prayers was in 2014 when I begged for admission, my license and successful opening of a bank account. Everything went smoothly


The following year till now, if I pray for anything and still put in best of my effort, they become unachieved, yet in this same period when i care less about prayers and do the thing regardless, it seems as though that is when i achieve results.

why has God stopped answering my prayers. All i have yearned for since 2015 till now are unachieved. It is 4 years people. Yet i never pray or thank God for life and i always wake up alive and healthy almost everyday. But the ones i ask of him, he never intervenes/helps.

SO she preferred God's Wrath to her Husband's FURY?

THERE IS NOTHING TO TRY HARDER FOR. Many ladies are out there that would pay you to be their MAN

marttol:
If a lady tells a man that is wooing her to forget about her, does she want to man to forget her truly or she wants him to try harder??

Check my profile, read my topics about the ONE and ONLY best business you can start with even 10k and make 100k monthly... and have your office in Lagos. It contains no referrals. You will be your own Boss and employ staff in less than 6months.

Lotel:
Hello fam, pls I need your help..., which profitable online business can I start with 50-70k?, pls I need ideas.., I'm in lag

beauty without brains

Hello Everyone and Thanks for being Part of my free Importation Class and Mentorship

If you have NOT, kindly visit my profile and check topics to know how to get started.

THIS TOPIC was created because in this month of May I have been able to teach over 1258 people on Importation using over 4 websites (with ridiculously cheap products) that Nigerians may NEVER know asides the general 1688 and Aliexpress, and many people have found difficulty SELLING online or offline with speed because their products are common and can be found in the offline market at conflicting prices or online market at cheaper prices.

Marketing becomes easy when NO COMPETITION exists. This means, no one has what you offer so you OWN that Niche because it solves major problems and no one else offers it.

I have been into importation for over 5 years and I have compiled PRODUCTS that will sell so fast here in Nigeria because it solves major problems we may not even know we have. With over 200+ direct links to buying cheap products I can MENTOR you for free on sales strategy and market SWOT analysis for your products so you can be sure of 100% sales in the Shortest time.

NOTE:
I am so happy that here on Nairaland many people offer free importation classes after I started the trend in the first week of May..... But the challenge I have noticed is many people who join the classes have no vision for solving problems, all they wanna do is MAKE MONEY but they do not understand how MONEY WORKS.
Money is a slave of Solutions. If you can import goods that people desperately NEED, you do not need marketing, people will market for you easily because they will inform others of your products and you will have more demands than the goods you have available for supply.
Many Many people jump into ONLINE BUSINESSES with a mind of "Get rich Quick" but they soon discover the bitter truth- IT IS ONLY PROBLEM SOLVERS THAT OWN THE MARKET.

For Example, I have a product that ensures students who are very very dull or poor in their bookwork can become geniuses in less than 24hours. I have sold these products to parents and even to university students in University of Abuja, UNIBEN, UniPORT.... and the testimonies are 100%. One of my clients who bought my NO-FAILURE KIT for 25k(I imported it for 7k from Aliexpress) was a 3rd class student in 200Level and he used my product for just 2years and NEVER had a carry over again- he graduated with a NEAT 2.1(2nd Class Upper). Today he is doing his NYSC in Lagos.

NEED I SAY MORE, I am selling the E-books for N7000 to those who have been trained in Importation Business either by me or some kind hearted person here on Nairaland. The 7k is to filter jokers from those who are really serious. I will not be selling it forever, I need just 70 people who have bought the Ebook that I can mentor even in other Online businesses for free.

IF YOU FEEL AM JUST A TALKER, KINDLY CHECK MY PROFILE AND MY TOPICS AND THE VIEWS TO BE SURE THAT I HAVE NOT LIED BUT ACTUALLY HELPED PEOPLE AND WILL STILL HELP MORE IN LEARNING HOW TO IMPORT AND SELL FOR FREE.

if you have something BETTER TO SAY, say it and dont come here and start church or fellowship that lacks power.


use your time well

Not all rccg CHurches obey it

superfitsez:
Just heard about rccg band. My fiance is a member... Please advice me my noble colleagues.. Cos i don't want to scrape off this beards..

they have ASSURANCE

6 years ago

Nelsizzy:
Death note season 2? When did it start

Teach how to MAKE FREE PHONE CALLS without Internet

teach google hacking

teach dress tips for Men and Ladies

Bring in LIFE HACKS and make it NIgerian

Show where they can get goods ridiculously cheap like phones, nysc kits etc

show how to make money with PROOF from their mobile phones daily... AND people will flood your blog

Generica:
How do you mean by rare contents?

I want to learn o.

#Planning to set up a blog soon, that's why.

since u saw my number there or in any of my other topics, why give me the stress of adding u again

Delightful8:
Add me sir

pls o it has started

Delightful8:
When is the next teaching sir?

when will there be GOOD NEWS in this country. O lawd epp us.

Well, it does not matter, because it is NOT him they came to see, it is HIS GOD.

He is a mere representative of His God. SO he can HUMBLY sit there without grudge, BUT God may not be happy.


WE ARE TO MIND OUR BUSINESS AFTER LEARNING FROM HIS HUMILITY

Do not be QUICK to COMMENT next time... do proper findings. I import and sell these things on Jumia, don't jump in ignorance, no matter your experience, I have video proof and I currently use it. IT WORKS.

that is the pics below

GAZZUZZ:
There is no such thing.

All you need is a FUEL gadget that reduces the amount of fuel your car consumes

boxymccoy:
my car (corolla 06 bank type) consumes
fuel like camels gulp water in the desert, it drags and sometimes I have to press the accelerator very well before it moves. pls what is the culprit here?
legendary gazzuzz, I dey wait your legendary response and contributions

It means YOU ARE A LAZY NIGERIAN YOUTH with a very wishful imagination.

majorbravo:
I dreamt Hush Puppi was my driver and I was married to Tonto Dike then I became the President of Nigeria. I remember I threw all the past corrupt officials into prison and I was feeding them 1 meal of under 5dollars a day, so they can feel what they have put Nigeria through. One day Hush Puppi said to me: "Oga where you for see this kind woman marry?" I retorted "Why do you ask?", He replied: "Oga I like am well well she fine no be small", but before I could reply my wagon was waylayed by 4 men in police uniform. "Come down" one of them barked with a loud voice, as I came down i looked closely at one of the senior officer's face and I saw it was Davido. "Davido" I said, "Do you know I am your President?" Davido replied "Egbon! Twale sir! Sorry sir it is a mistake! Please forgive my boys". Immediately he said it, I saw another car they had stopped earlier and Linda Ikeji ran towards me and said she was my minister of information that she just got Information that Bobrisky is planning to run against me in my 2nd term agenda for President. So I told her to call the first lady and...

Let me stop here first

What kind of Dream is This? Help me inteprete.

am very interested. my email is etinosa012@gmail.com

drstrange12:
awesome miner works great, I can tutor you on how to mine 15$ daily, with 3k, not much oo, dont expect to be a millionaire over nite but it works and hash rates pay, you can use ur luno wallet to withdraw directly to ur whatapps

SHE IS NOT THAT POWERFUL


I REPEAT.... She Linda Ikeji is not that powerful... she is overrated and inflated with her media control and wealth


NIGERIAN WOMEN WILL KEEP MOVING ON WITH THEIR LIVES..... As tho she never got pregnant.

BadBradley:
Linda Ikeji's pregnancy has thrown the concept, viability and honesty of Nigeria's feminism into a situation of confusion.

For years, perhaps even till now, Linda Ikeji has represented the face of honest feminism in Nigeria, not only because of her stand on celibacy and implied scorn for marriage, she also has pioneered digital independence in Nigeria by building a multi-million dollar brand on her own efforts.

So many feminist/independent minded women in Nigeria has alway cited her as the perfect example of desexualisation, removing the stereotype of womanhood and its perceived limitation.

Well, now that she got digitally pregnant right out of nowhere and a lot of observers like myself couldn't help but wonder aloud; "why now?

Why at this point when menopause and ovarian failure is catching up on her? Is she making a frantic, desperate, last minute realisation that motherhood is key? And she rushed in , in the last minute of her fertility widow to apply for motherhood before her biological clock ticks her fertility away?

One may never know the chief motivating factor for her sudden state but perhaps, the lightening-fast rebuttal by this blogging icon of a suggestion by the controversial producer and song writer , Charley Boy in Tweet that she heeded to his advice of getting pregnant out of wedlock...and Linda Ikeji couldn't take the "misrepresentation" of her character without setting the rocord straight.

Her long sustained song has been celibacy and she wasn't about to allow her old-time friend to ruin her legacy. So she abruptly announced "I'm getting married" on her Twitter handle.

But it's not enough, the vow and advocacy of her celibacy crusade has been laid empty and hypocritical by her pregnancy and her Nigerian followers motivated by her cheap unfounded feminism chant have been left disillusioned half way without explanation.

Perhaps, Linda has seen the joy of marriage in a closer perspective in her younger sister who got married last year. Perhaps it's because she's got a radical change of life, marriage and womanhood.

But what ever the reason, the idea of feminism will never remain the same again to millions of girls who look up to her as a beckon of complete feminism.

The reason for Linda to decide in a late motherhood isn't a casual decision.

Source: www.lodega.com

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