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Oke ihere na-anwu n'ime onu.

Onye anoghi oge eliri ozu na-esi na ukwu avo ya

igbo kwenu

igbo - will do.

Fine baby - no pimples,

yicob:
Hope our country wont be like the aforementioned countries if we hire their mercenaries. It seems they are worse than us.

it is looking very likely. at moment it is a free for all . when the resources run out then madness kicks in.

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People don't realise that this is a serious matter. Inec purposely pads up electoral list. How hard is it to genuinely collect correct data.


Here lies the secret of wining election in Nigeria.

somali, iraq , iran , sudan - the list is endless.

if people are not ready to die - Can we all jointly fund the cost of hiring mercenaries.

platinumnk:
God doesnt help the stupid

lol, instant heaven access

i never said i will knowingly take cyanide -- I am just saying just in case i enter a tantalizer in Yaba- i will hope to have the right insurance. .

redsun:
A case of everybody wants to go to heaven,nobody wants die.

We should remember Ken Saro Wiwa,he was a martyr,he died for a justified cause,

Are u saying ken wasted his life.

ElRazur:
Hahaha. Please stop. You are killing me. Ever heard of Cyanide? Please look it up, come back and tell me you can survive that.

Yes ohoooooooooooo


The Blood is able, - You perverse generation you doubt the power

next time just pray over the coke bottle-  Cast out all witches or wizard that might be resident in the coke bottle.


" If even if you drink poison it will not harm you"  - Word of God

ElRazur:
It is hard to give any conclusive comments on "it taste funny" to be honest. It could be "flat", it could be anything. I cant comment either if the shop owner purposely sells expired products.

I think one of the issues is the fact there isnt a "Food handling" course given back home. Anyone can put three stone together, a big fan and start frying akara. Most of the Buka and eateries back home wont even pass a basic hygiene test to be honest. Just because a restaurant looks good and have posh chairs do not mean it is a safe place to eat.

My last trip to lagos saw me eating at tantalizer in Yaba, Gosh no offence but the food just smell dodgy to me, I just opted for mirinda and watched my nephews devour my portion.

Wicked Uncle  

dear friend ,

I think you drank the wrong coke bottle . The one you drank was packaged by Dora.

wetin else man go do - i am about 3500 miles away - i am seriously considering funding a rebel group

ole , ole ole ole ole o le ole eeeeeeeeeeeee

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yarodin:
LOL, start a revolution with cowards?  Just the sight of Igbo crazed, shoot on site, I will rape you mobile policemen will crush any revolution ambitions.    Nigerians are like "you go first I am right behind you". For a revolution to take place and be successfull, people should anticipate and be ready to die. But I trust my Nigerians, we are not ready for that.

what about the option of a peaceful revolution _ Ghandi style.

@ poster

Aint one of those people queuing daily at any embassy that will grant your sorry self a visa to escape. I can help you why dont i send you an invitation letter u never know it might help your application.

corruption don kill us for Nigeria and it will only get worse as you are not ready to do anything about it - you be master for suffering and smiling.

what about internal force - i dont think any external party would want help us

Ilelobola:
As you appear to be in the UK, let's assume mama was caught sleeping in the UK; would she be fired immediately (if it was the first time of course and with no formal warning)? I think not. And sleeping on duty does not mean she wasn't doing her job properly.

Yes - i have heard of people who were fired but in most cases a warning is given which is a route to employment termination. but in fairness a company can opt to fire if you are not able provide sustainable evidence on why you are sleeping at work . What if mama was a pilot?

Bolarge:
Ile ti a fi ito mo, iri nio wo.

omo translate - ko ye mi ?

asha 80:
Revolution cannot happen in nigeria at least for now.

Why?


there are has to be a tiping point and i think it is very near

AjanleKoko:
I did my NYSC in one airline like that. Operating locally, but almost wholly-owned foreign airline (Dutch in fact).
We had one cleaner lady who used to clean around our hangar and the workshop. This old lady would go on and on about how these 'Oyinbos' were so much better than black people. She would say 'In fact when you clean toilet for black man, e go so dirty so tay black man to stand on top toilet bowl, but the white man own, always clean!' I would always respond 'Mama, like your people o, no prefer oyinbo to your people!'.

One afternoon like that, after another of such banters, we went off to lunch, and by the time we got back, I heard she was gone.
Apparently, the Dutch MD was strolling around the hangar and found the old lady asleep in one corner. He promptly fired her.

A while later, I saw her, she had joined one other airline. My only remark to her was 'Mama, shey you don see say na we fit like ourselves, and Oyinbo no fit like us?' She smiled.

Of course some people would say 'well, serve her right for sleeping on duty, that is why the white man is so productive, they don't tolerate any slacking!'. I expect such reponses in fact.

Peace.

That is why the level of decay in the fabrics of Nigeria is so rampant - it sounds like you agree to the fact " sleeping on duty " is o.k

Why the hell should i pay you to sleep on the job.  Oyinbo no get time for sentiment.   Would any of you ( u and the mama) be employed if things weren't done properly

Fact of the Matter: Capital already takes flights from West Africa esp Nigeria into the western world but henceforth it will be close home in Ghana

Nothing new.

Another to Blow to the nigeria democratic system.