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I think this thing is a frontpage material. It should apply to folks in lagos who think cooking, eating, bathing, clothe washing and jumping into a bus all in a space of 10 minutes is the definition of smartness.

Politics and religion do not mix in Nigeria.

What is wrong if smartphones replace the bible? In fact it is better for faster navigation. Must the bible be in a paper book? Remember that the bible was first written in scrolls. I guess when the book was invented and the bible content was being transfered from the scrolls to the books, some people where like you asking whether it is right to read the bible from a book.
Just as some christians would say "it is the content of your heart that matters", I would say in this case that it is the content of the bible that matters and not the body.

This is 2013 and the drums of 2015 is getting too loud.

ULSHERLAN: Av told u what to do. Its not the first time that av encountered such

The problem has been solved. I didnt contact customer care. I sent the "deactivate" sms to 440 SEVERAL TIMES before it finally rectified.
Thanks everyone for assisting.

Oga seun should start reducing his advert rates oh. New alternatives are emerging.

Nigerian politics must be more accurate than a compass. Whats with all these talks of South, East, North and West? I tire oh.

PAPA AFRICA: How the hell you don't have enough bullets? Jesus man!

I suspect sometimes the press cook up cock and bull to stir the masses.

Maybe its still better than giving them surplus bullets to be used on the enemies then including innocent civilians and animals.
Next time let them train with fewer bullets.

Ok. Igbos want to taste power. Lets buy Redbull for them abeg.

Over to the ladies to analyze, critcize and disect her pose, make -up and fashion.

What is wrong if we say very clean NIGERIAN USED laptops? Must it always be clean UK USED?

The new kind of banning for lighter offences.

Poster, am a medical doctor. Am here to help you.

a1solution: If Seun is the owner the ad would av been on Nairaland before Facebook unless you are the owner trying to use style to advertise it here.

sinade1: If you finish your data plan before expiration and you want to subscribe again

send "deactivate" to 440.

then

BCM to 440 or BSM to 440.

(As it is applicable to you)


Dazz all.

In my case I didnt finish my data plan.

ULSHERLAN: Call the customer care and tell them to help you resubscribe from their system. Wouldn't take much of your time

How fast would they do it? Besides am using an android device.

ULSHERLAN: You av to subscribe for a new plan then the unused data will be added to the new data bundle

Thats exactly what I tried but the message I get is that I cannot subscribe for a new plan while I still have an active plan.

Pls I have a problem now. To cut the story short, pls I need to know how I can reactivate the blackberry plan I already deactivated.
I sent DEACTIVATE TO 440 while I still had 250kb of data left. I got the successfully deactivated message but I can not subsribe a new one problably because of that 250 kb remaining. The response I get tells me I still have an active plan so I cant activate a new one. It means I need to consume the remaining 250kb before I can activate a new one.
The question now is how do I reactivate the deactivated plan so I can finish up that 250kb remaining? I have sent stuffs like: "reactivate", "resume" and "activate" but I cant restart the deactivated plan.

fittty: Get us an app!

I dont think app is necessary.

This should teach girls looking for ready made guys a lesson .

Look for guys with potentials and are hardworking with plans.

Mynd_44: And have your kids grow up like her right? I can see you looking at the short term goals and ignoring the long term advantage. Pele

Shut up. Who told you that dumbness is genetic? Ugliness is genetic, but dumbness is not. If you marry an ugly lady your kids will resemble her, if you marry a pretty dumb lady your kids can still emerge beautiful and intelligent. I stick with the beautiful dumb lady abeg. I would rather educate her.

Let me put it this way, If I am asked to choose between the ugliest woman in the world with super intelligence and a dumb extremely sexy beautiful woman, O boy, I go manage the dumb beautiful woman oh. Ugliness turns me off big time.

I spent 30 minutes staring at Nairaland and thinking of what I like about Nigerians but I found none.

Black people are complaining because they "unluckily" found themselves at the bottom of the ladder. They need someone to blame for their backward state. The point is that the white man never made a black man dumb. What were blacks doing when the whites were leaving the caves and advancing? Blacks should discover the root cause of their problem and stop blaming the white man.
If we turn the table upside down and put blacks in the shoes of whites and whites in the shoes of blacks, the result will be same!! The blacks will also mistreat the whites and be racists towards whites. Racism is in the human nature. It has nothing to do with skin colours. Both races are racists. Blacks are racists in disguise. Blacks are pretending not to be racists because they are at the bottom of the ladder. If they were at the top and whites at the bottom you would have seen the true wicked colour of blacks.
I would'nt blame the white man that much for all things gone wrong. He only behaved how a normal human being will act when he has so much power.

I hope ladies are seeing this? So they wouldnt say men are devils without considering that their fellow ladies are sponsoring the evils.

You people have started stealing pics from online newspapers abi?

The poster only has two posts. It means he/she just opened this account to decieve us.

If you check the eyeball shape of lagbaja in mask and check the eyeball shape of the guy in the picture, there is a stricking similarity. So I think that maybe lagbaja.

sauer: Can't see nothing! how much is she worth for one night?

Am in business for pictures only. Someone else should be in charge for the type of service you are requesting for

sauer: how much for tonto dike herself?

Look well

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