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obiaguna:
I don't think the person is correct though

I have no idea.

obiaguna:
what about UBA?

Someone already mentioned it in the first 5 pages.

darqly:
I daresay you're incorrect on this one. The portion of your income that is taxable is Basic salary. No one taxes your allowances. My firm is overly tax conscious and we even receive tax refunds for over-remittance. Do you work for FIRS by the way?

I have audited payroll of companies. I have given tax advice while working for the big 4. I am currently looking at the PAYE law as I am writing to you. Leave allowance is taxed, bonuses are taxed, dress allowances are taxed. What won't be taxed that I haven't already written is re-imbursables which are directly incurred in the carrying out of your official duties.

I am curious, what kind of benefits doesn't your company tax?

Xtarxhyne:
The ball is round and round and round to c d person who is out...d one who holds the ball is out.
.beta for u..ur game is out and u and u............Stoooop!!!

My version was "The magic ball goes round and round so pass it quickly all around. If you're the one who holds (or catches) it last, better for you, your game is up so you are out. STOOOPPP!!!". This was during PHE class.

Olutola88:
I was wondering o!

It is not true o.

Tax is on every single allowance except pension contribution, life insurance premium and few other allowable benefits.

And now there is consolidated relief that is taken once before income is taxed.

It is only true if your company is bribing State revenue board and it only takes a Pharoah who knew not Joseph to come and issue back taxes penalties on the company.

careema:
Tax is on the basic salary not the full salary.

OMG! Did you just say this? According to which Tax law?

Read up on PAYE then come back with the correct answer.

boneruns:
Point of correction to those saying "13th month salary"- It is not actually a "salary" but a bonus.

Therefore, don't expect your December salary to be paid twice.

I beg to disagree. If you have seen any offer letter with 13th month in it, it is termed salary and it is equivalent of one month's pay.

Old joke.

Olutola88:
35K as tax? Out of 171K? That's around 20%. Ma, don't you think that's outrageous? I stand to be corrected

What do you think is the effective tax rate in Nigeria? 19 or 20% effective tax rate. Do the calculation yourself as there is now consolidated relief.

masonkz:
Diamond bank actually pays N240,000 while KPMG pays around N120,000 for non-chartered entry trainees. Chartered ones definitely don't earn up to N145k.

PwC pays the highest in the Big 4s with a startup of N140K for nonchartered and you're promoted after 6months with a 20k increase.

EY and Deloitte should be paying same as KPMG. Not sure.

You forgot to mention that Diamond bank pay their ETs 80k until they are confirmed before they start earning as much.

Also, Deloitte is the highest paying of the big 4, very surprising right? Entry level was 150k after tax and they have 13th month as well.

Olutola88:
I know three different graduates that got KPGM offer letters about 2 months ago ( non-chattered) and their offer letters read 171,000 before Pension(7.5%) and Tax. I don't think the take home will drop from 171K to 120K after tax and pension. Maybe the pay has been reviewed and you are not aware.

It will. Try and calculate pension and tax on your own and you will see. FYI, they pay full tax according to Nig Law and Pension is now 8% employee, 10% employer. Therefore, pension is about 14k and PAYE is about 35k.

1forall:
Black? from dust

Anyways, except youre ready to bear the cost of thermal insulation of such a building, I dont think such building blocks are the most appropriate for construction in a climate thats nearly all-round summer.

I suppose its why its not popular in naija.

. I don't know where you got your ideas from but clay bricks keep the room cool in hot weather and warm in cool weather.

We built with burnt clay bricks in my hometown for my grandma more than 20years ago and the house is still beautiful.

My dad used it in his school recently, although more expensive, it makes the school look so beautiful.

Ujujoan:
Awwwww . . . . Thanks sweetie.

Happy birthday. Hope you had a great day.

Nobody has tried it yet?

jamela:
God has done it for me o, so happy!

Okay, so I booked flight for saturday, then decided to pray, count on faith and pay Etiebet's place a visit yesterday, and yeah visa was neatly embossed on my passport, sealed and collected.

For those who wanna know how long? I applied 8th Sept, Submitted biometrics 17th Sept @Vfs ikeja, Approval mail came on 25th Sept, Picked passport up 3rd Oct. My visa says issued 23rd though. I didn't get an SMS even though I paid for it. And I didn't register with TPcontact.

For my team-tier4 still waiting, best wishes, pls pray, I believe yours would all be out soon. I'll be heading off to the airport pretty soon, still packing up
So if ya see a plane fly by, it might just be me in there, say hi and wave a lil to the sky and thank God for me, it would mean a lot to me.

Uhm, yeah thanks all those who assisted me, y'all know who you are, cc'd. @Cavenchy thanks for telling me about this wonderful thread

Signing off for now. Would be back later when I'm a lil bit settled. Got loads of work piled up for me already.
I love you all.

Cc:
Cavenchy Generalshepherd Spikesc Gbemmiey Queen47 Perfect08 Justwise Blank Disguy Coogar Deoluwatinto....etc

Congrats. I wish you the best.

mecusbosco:
What are you saying? The Op did not say ritualists are the richest neither did he say that that's the only means of making money.

Question - How can a jobless man or a less successful man, after killing his blood brother became so rich that even his parents refuse to accept anything from him? You can never know until you go round. I have seen and to an extent, they are real.

How about 419? Armed robbery? And the list goes on.

seunEsq: Is Level 1 2015 going to be in Lagos, that would be lovely. Been bothered abt travel and hotel costs

Nah. Its Ghana or other countries. None in Lagos.

Artful dodger cos I could dodge work well well.

Ifyalways

rezzy: Mothers have been lying their babies on their stomach to sleep, i haven't heard of any sudden death

I know of one. It was so painful. The baby was 5 days old and they had just returned from the hospital. She put the baby to sleep on her tummy and then when she returned 30mins later to check on the baby, the child was face down and unresponsive. They rushed her to the hospital while performing CPR. Sadly, she was on a ventilator for 2 days but didn't make it. This happened in Ibadan, in my uncle's church of which i happened to be a member at that time.

I cannot ever forget that experience.

soulglo: And when he rolls over on his tummy from a side position, will you be there to turn him back to this side position? Newborns do not have strong necks. If for any reason their face turns into the mattress theres a very high chance that it will not end well.

Ergo, rolled up cloth placed at the back of the baby to stop the baby from rolling.

Abeg jor. Sleeping on the side is 100% safe. All u need is a rolled up cloth or whatever to wedge the baby so she doesn't roll over.

Do you know that if you put a baby to sleep on her back, she can choke on her spit up and die?

EfemenaXY: Yet another story that touches the heart, but this time enshrined in secrecy, deception, naivety, and child abuse.

Interesting mix for a Nollywood series...

Mondisweets: this child was abused by people that were expected to be her guardians and u call her stu.pid

Child abuse at 20yrs? First, she is legally an adult and as at 20 she suppose get small sense.

And who comes out to announce in Church that the wife is pregnant? When she neva born?

finnie911: I also got a msg for an interview on monday. Pls did u attend?

Did you go?

munarule: My people, see me see goodness o. Just this evening, i received message from unknown number. With reference to ur application online online for the post of a front desk officer, we are pleased to invite you for an interview by 10am prompt tomorrow, Friday, 26th Sept 2014 @ 11B, Fagba Crescent, Lateef Jakande Rd. Agindigbi, opp Agindigbi senior sec sch, Ikeja.
I called the number to know the name of the company inviting me but to my greatest surprise the person told me he can't reveal the company's name. why are they hiding their name? Ha! I won't go o

Seems the OP has been kidnapped!

stone07: Hello doctors and mothers in d house.My son of two months plus have been having sleepless nite. During d nite d baby always stretches,push and grunt with deep sound that comes from his throat. He does this in every 5 minutes and this discomfort don't allow my son to sleep in d night. He also does this during d day.
We have seen doctors but all what they said is it is normal that d baby is ok. He does not have temperature but we know he is having discomfort.
Please doctors and mother in the house assist me on this because my wife also can not sleep.

It might be that he is allergic to something you ate in your food and passed on to him through your breastmilk.

MojAyo: Hi mothers,I've grind d pap(ogi) stuff,about d amount of pap and baby formula I can give him,how much can I give him,do I need to measure it with the amount of teaspoon of cerelac he is eating,and about d formula,how many scoop of formula can I put inside the pap,and about d consistency(thick or light),should I make it light or thick,my baby is over 7months,gonna be clicking 8month soon by d grace of God,mothers pls advice me on how to give him d ogi

One way i do to ensure that i get the correct measure of formula to water is to mix the formula in the water as if i want to give baby to drink then i mix the cerelac with the mixture. Any remaining milk will be given as food to the baby after eating the cereal. If the baby is just starting solids, then make it light and then thicker as the baby gets used to it.

I know this babe. She is a serious aristo chick. Her real age is 25years old and she attended Benson Idahosa University. Her mum is that DPO in Benin that killed a student and hurriedly buried him in the police station.

She presently lives in Lekki 1. I know her cos she dated a friend's husband and it was a tug of war before she finally released him from her claws.

aisha2: They are found in local government secretariats in the states.
In Abuja they are at area 3 and cyprian ekwensi center, in Lagos they are found at aluasa

Thanks Aisha. That's good to know.

alancash01: it is those GNLD people...don't bother yourself!

From the company's profile, it didn't look like GNLD and if it is, nothing stops the OP from turning around to leave.

From the internet, when i typed in the address into Google search, It showed the address as Goldplaza and also mPedigree. I don't know if they are the same company and also, if they are at A and another company is at B. You can read up more info on the companies here

http://goldkeys.org/about-goldkeys

and

http://mpedigree.net/about-us

If you have nothing else you are doing, why not give it a try. Observe your environment before you go in. Some companies prefer to be secretive about their recruitment.

She means he is a dic* not really about the size of his dic*.

aisha2: Go to the social welfare office in your state they will guide you through the process

Where are they located as per where would one typically find the social welfare board?

e.g Local govt offices, state ministry office, federal ministry locations or just stand alone offices.