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A day off at last! Na sleep be dis?  Make I balance well well for my bed. Nothing like a working woman I tellya.

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/a-13-2009-02-11-voa18-68715392.html

A new study by the liberal Center for American Progress in Washington shows men are losing jobs at a disproportionately higher rate than women.

With no end in sight to what some economists say will be the longest recession since the Second World War, some analysts say women could soon outnumber men in the workplace.

Amen to that!
Time for men to become house husbands!
God bless America. . . .my home sweeeeeeeeet home!

. . . AND THE VERDICT IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. . . .


GUILTY AS CHARGED!

[size=20pt]25 YEARS IMPRISONMENT WITHOUT CONJUGAL VISITS!. . .ABOLUTELY NO PHOCKING!!! [/size]

REALITY101:
Eww

What with darling and kiss BS bro? cuz the last I checked your stat said (M) Btw must you show off your tribalism crap everywhere u go?

Never mind. . . keep the thread going!
I am loving it.
I love a good gang up once in a while.
Nothing like feeling like a 'locust' at the moment.
It surrrrrrrrrre feels GUD!


[size=20pt]MORE PWEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!![/size]

REALITY101:
Why re you spiting all over the thread?  

My prerogative darling. Mind ya business!
If you are a phocking moderator or Super mod. . .throw out the damn posts!

Just wondering where all those 'Igbo'-speaking PHD holders are?

Where is madam spike my doyin borom 13 times?

Spikedcylindricana come open ya t-e-e-t for hia o!

Or Ify mama? Ifyalways around and omin-present wey you dey o?

If na my thread now. . .all of them go show their ugly Igbotic Ikebe dey make t-e-e-t like 'agaba'@

Mu he he he he

[size=20pt]HELP AN IGBOTIC 419 ANGEL OOOOOOOH!

HELP! A BABY ELEPHANT IS FALLING AND CAN'T GERRRRRRRRRRUP. . .CLAP ON! CLAP ON! KPA-KPA!!! [/size]


This is gooooooooood!

Any Igbo biatch is a friend of mine. . . 


Mu he he he he he he heeeeeeeeeee

Chai! Dem go drive me from work this night I swear!

bookface:
The case was swept under the carpet!

According to Legend:

The babe went gung ho on Seun, her dad called up Seun's Web host to threaten fire and brimstone, he poor bloke pee-ed in his pants, pulled down the thread in a quick whim!!!

The chic is probably back on NL, we now know her as [size=20pt]Mrs Chima![/size]

Interesting. . .the same as [size=20pt]Nneka Anyanwu? [/size]


Oshu-ru-gbe-ke o!

Prezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznt!!!
Dazzzzz alright!
Stay in your corner.

We are only attracted to men who are powerful enough to be turned on by our assertiveness.

Not for whimps!

[size=20pt]A JI B'OLE! OLE!!!


TIFU TIFU JANKORIKO!. . . OLE. . . JANKORIKO!

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Nneka. . . A ji bo ole. . .OLE!
Up Abia-bia-bia State!
Yeah.
What happened to the 'Baby-ELE-phat' of NL and her 'gang'?

This is a real 'romance' thread!

[size=20pt]WHO WANTS TO COOK FOR A MAN THAT SLEEPS ON FACEBOOK OR NAIRALAND 24/7?[/size]




Sorry, we can cook.
But choose not to.
Let the man who earns less cook the meals. . .or if he is unemployed, he should cook and clean the whole house EVERYDAY like a good house husband.
NO SOAP OPERAS EITHER!

Thank God for husbands like mine who work full time and can still display EGGGXELENT culinary skills. He is proud to proclaim it to his friends too. . . !!!
No woman on this earth can 'bluff' him with her kitchen skills. . .!!! So he just fingers them well well, while collecting their money and returns home je je with my permission of course.
He cooks better than ANY woman I know. . . including yours truly!

NO WONDER MY SKIN DEY LOOK YOUNGER AND YOUNGER EFRY DAY. . . TANK GOD!

Seeing is believing!

LADIES, PLEASE TRAIN YOUR MEN RIGHT. PHOCKING FOR BOTH PARTIES NOT A FAVOR FROM A MAN IN A MARRIAGE.
ABEG MAKE UNA GO BETA MARKET!

You work, he works.
You cook, he cooks!

EARN YOUR RESPECT LADIES!

Nigerian shakara pawa ends in protesting!
Mor tok-tok!

Absolutely correct.
Don't mind the dunder-headed Nigerians!

Abia State AGAIN?

Tufiakwa!

I swearrigad. . .those people will do ANYTHING for money.

Otokoto-Okija-Christians!

Would not surprise me at all.
All those peeps that come looking for their fathers in Africa after so many years are usually from the Eastern or Western parts of Nigeria.

Most AA children without fathers in the US are from Igbo or Yoruba origins.
You don't see that from Northern or Southern Nigeria as much, where men just phock and impregnate women all over the diaspora withour claiming their ECOMOG soldiers.

Awon Tu Face Idiabia wa!
Awon Femi Kuti wa!

my father is African American, and my mother is of mixed African American and Chinese.

Mu he he he he he

. . .And so am I. BY NATURALIZATION.

Will the true African American please stand up!

[size=16pt]I told my husband to ask her to stop calling at that time, he got so angry and ask why I am suspecting him.[/size]

They you go!
Never interfere with a man and his exes.
Ignore him. Those exes may be paying for your mortagage and children's tuitions.
Just do as I do. . .I get on the phone and say hello to them.
In fact, I try to befriend ALL of them.
If you make it a big deal. . .it becomes a big deal.

Push come to shove. . . . . if he wants out of the marriage, you CANNOT stop him.

So, stop worrying your pretty head of nothing.

Frankly his choice and should be respected.
Love is not by force.

I would have paid more than that and some change.
In fact, I would make sure that groom or bride of mine a beneficiary in my living will and testament or saving my life.
Anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyything to get out of that hell-hole called Nigeria.

Sorry. I do not subscribe to the school of thought that believes in 'chopping' other people's remnants.
That is a major turn off.
Please, try and get another lady.
This lady is gonna be on the 'rebound' for a very long time.
It is one thing not to know she used to date your friend.
But an entirely different thing to jump in there after your friend has dated her. . . break up or not.
You are still friends with both of them. . .let it stay that way.

Very tacky!

@OP

NEVER HAVE ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH A MAN OR WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER TAKEN YOU TO SEE HIS/HER PARENTS OR SIBLINGS. FORGET THEIR FRIENDS. A GOOD STARTING POINT TO BEGIN YOUR INVESTIGATIONS.

His being married is irrelevant.
He may or may not be lying to you.
Bottom line, you feel something for him.

You can usually tell what the deal is after you have had sex.
At least you will not lose all ways.

Many men who live in the big cities in Nigeria. . .have wives and children in their villages or other parts of Nigeria.

Heeeeey, love is a risk. Take yours!
Play him, before he plays ya!

birdman (m)
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  Re: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.?
« #104 on: Today at 05:04:32 AM » 

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Why compare yourself with the "black man in jail". What has he done to you  . How about you compare yourself with other educated men/women of any color. you. Abi fear dey catch you?
Pls dont shoot the messenger.

Please, stick to the topic. You are not making sense. Only "Black" men are intimidated by strong educated black women. You will not see the same degree or extent of 'inferiority complex' with men from other races even where present. Other races have men who will at least compliment any woman genuinely. Not the black man. So, in the final analysis, it is a racial issue too. Most Black men would date women of other races with higher socio-economic standings. . .but are so intimidated by the 'strong' black woman because being the pariahs that they are. . .majority of the 'black' men would always take the parts of lesser resistance like any 'fluid'. . .as in women from other races who do not understand what the 'black' man is all about.

t[b]om28 (m)
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  Re: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.?
« #116 on: Today at 09:28:43 AM » 

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Strong black women is a term mostly used by black american women and it means being loud and rude in public. A strong black woman in our african term is a woman who is always there for her husband and her kids and if u are the rude and arrongant type of lady u not a strong black woman but a clueless black woman.[/b]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrant nonsense!
Couldn't have expected less from a 'primitive' black male.

[size=20pt]AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! [/size]

Not one single message in my mailbox except for SPAM messages.

If na some other places now. . .UGLY SINGLE manliness-CRAZY, DESPERADO e badu belle and e jolosi moderating harlots(MOSTLY ILLEGAL RESIDENTS IN THE UK AND THE USA DOING ASHEWO ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS) no go let me cuss some peeps and their Okorosmatic-Ngbatismatious wor-wor administrator/moderator POOHSIE-HUNTING, kwa-kwa boyfriends(MOSTLY UNEMPLOYED TAXI DRIVERS IN THE USA) with shrivelled peh-nises . . . NOR GO LET PORSON HEAR WORD!

Na so-so infraction RED CARD. . .GREEN CARD. . .BLACK CARD. . .YELLOW CARD. . .PURPLE CARD and purgatory from those moderating and administrative harlots for yonder yonder!!!!

Dear Blazay. . .you have received an infraction for shouting in red bold letters will not be tolerated. . .  blah blah blah blah blah
Dear Blazay. . .you have received an infraction for personal threats and insults. . . .blah blah blah blah blah
Dear Blazay. . .you have received an infraction for forum disruption. . . .blah blah blah blah blah
Dear Blazay. . .you have received an infraction for ethnic bating. . . .blah blah blah blah blah
Dear Blazay. . .you have received an infraction. . .please, take your 'issues' some where or GET HELP . . .blah blah blah blah blah

USELESS OKORO GERIATRIC CORK-SUCKING SINGLE OLD CARGO HUSTLING POST-MENOPAUSAL MODERATORS AND UGLY Yoruba PIMPS OF ADMINISTRATORS!





GOD BLESS NAIRALAND. . . NO BARRY DON H-EVA H-ASK ME FOR 'POOSIE' FOR NAIRALAND O! TENK GOD(NOT BE SAY I GO GIF SEF O. . .TUFIAKWAAAAAH!)

IF I QUENCH TODAY. . .THE WHOLE WORLD DON HIA MY TORY AND WHO KILLY ME AND ALL MY CHILDREN TO ANSWER 'WIDOW' FOR FASHION!



TA-NU-JAH-JAH OF OPOBO!!!

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ROFO-ROFO. . .NO SSSHEEEAAATING. . .LAST MAN STANDING F'O'RST TO QUENCH!!!



GBIM
GBIM
GBAM-GBAM-GBI-DIMMMMM!!!!



PDP. . . .PIPO DESTROYING PIPO!!!

THE SHOW CONTINUES. . . AND SO DOES THE SWEEEEEEET CHOPPING!

SAY NO TO CYBER SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM UGLY Yoruba MODERATORS AND ADMINISTRATORS!!!!



OH YEAH! THIS IS DEWDROPS!




Work don close abeg. . . time to hug my pillow!


O jes o!

God bless friends and h-enemies all the time!

birdman:
Mrs Blazay dey deceive yaself for there . No sane guy wants to hear some chick chirping about how she's a "strooong educated black woman" for the rest of his life. Na only you go school?

Na your level be dat o! Strong black women do not make noise. It shows.
Too bad not enough men to compensate.
For every 10 educated, strong black female, you have 20 uneducated black men sitting in jail or doing crime.

You want strong, black women to feel inadequate on this account?

Only a stoopid black woman would feel such wasted emotions on some ne'er do wells. Never baby, never.

randyorton:
[size=20pt]I BELIEVE THAT A BABE WHO WANTS TO FLIRT /CHEAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO SO AND A HUSBAND WHO DOES SO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TOO.  [/size]

Thank you jare.
Not that some of us are asking for permission o!
No need for unnecessary stress. If the 'aggrieved' party does not like it. . .he or she is free to walk!
Simple. Not everyone wants to live a hypocritical Christian-Ogboni-Okija life please!
Shioooooooooor!!!

Olaisrich:
AGREED! but not @ the bolded, it may happen elsewhere but not in Nigeria's content, any Nigerian's
lady that tells you that only taking it as her own fate after many trials. Remember that we are being influenced by society and families here!

No sane woman in this day and age will put a man before her career and reproductive life. A man will always come. First things first. She has accomplished a lot without a man. . . .so why wait for a man concerning other things?

I would do no such thing. . . in Nigeria or on the MOON!
Any woman who chooses to do just that. . .as in wait for a 'Mr. Right' is a doggone fool.

I'd say. . .Good Ridddance.
One less Naija psycho of a bl[b][size=20pt]aaaaa[/size][/b]dy fool to deal wiv!

In fact, more should follow and do the rest of us a huge favor.

Wasted sacrifice tho!

Only a spiritual re-tard would put this kind of topic in a 'Romance' section of NL.
Especially as one who should know better. . . with almost 20,000 posts on NL.
Spiritual dunce!

I thought that was how Christians loved Jesus.
By faith. . . without the 'works'!

A Yoruba Ogboni Christian woman of course!

*Absolutely nothing romantic about this topic*

Having attained such independent status, I can understand why most men would feel intimidated. Inferiority complex on the part of the men. . . who only feel established women are 'high-fliers'. I would not be loosing sleep on that account. She needs to concentrate on having her children. . .if she wants. No marriage necessary. A true companion as in a soul mate will be there down the road if it is meant to be.

I love her independence and would wish more women would be like her.

SA Goddess
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Hate Being A Woman:
« #9 on: Yesterday at 02:33:00 PM » 


BUT why did you have to smell like a fish market, why not bath "properly" twice a day and maybe use tampons instead of sanitary towels?           Do women still use sanitary towels? *thinking out loud*

Are you 'bathing' the external organs or the internal organs waaaaaaaaay up inside?

If you like bath a thousand times a day. . . once that rotten fish blood of a thingy sits up there and turns brown. . . even blood transfusion with 'fabreeze' will not save humid stench! Sorry, tampons do not work for some of us. . .who sneeze them out effortlessly! I just don't like the smell period not to mention the looks of the damn thing!

Good riddance!

7) Sex is different for women. Men take great pride in bedding women, as many and as often as possible. If a women expresses her sexuality she is a LovePeddler, tramp or slut. Rightly so sometimes,  there is no female equivalent to the fluting, a fluting is a power trip for the guy,  I am on my knees in front of him or with my head around his waist in some fashion, pleasuring him until he finishes, then it is up to me to clean up while he basks in the satisfaction. If he goes down on me, it is a different experience, there is no power exchange, he is still in a powerful position (legs apart is always vulnerable) and he is still happy to see my womanliness. The picture alone is worth ten minutes of licking on his part. Don't even get me started on penetration,

Step into my world darling. . . a trial will convince you. You have been dealing with the wrong guys. I take serious pride in bedding my men. . .who must be sha-g-able! No t-e-e-t for rotten meat! Whadahell do you mean there is no power exchange? Have you ever heard of [size=20pt] (*69) aka do me a do you? [/size]

My yearly gyno appointment. enough said, I wish I could just turn my head and cough, just once!

Oh please. Have you ever heard of cosmetic hysterectomies and oophrectomies? God bless white people! HAVE YOUR KIDS BIFOR 30. . .Or save you some eggs if you choose to have them late in life. . . THEN CUT THE DAMN THINGS OFF!

9) The bathroom! Ok, I am not going to talk about the cleanliness of bathrooms and the hygiene habits of women, that has been covered ad nauseum on this board. I am going to say that I wish I could be a little neater when I pee, I can't stand that first dribble that tends to go somewhere other than in the bowl if I am not sitting. The squat pee (which I have to do given the state of the restrooms in some places) is never neat for me. No need for graphic details here.

Carry a sani wipe in your purse darling. You make life waaaaaaay too complicated. You cannot 'squat' as s female to do #1 or #2 without leaving tell-tale signs on your clothes. . .and you will smell worse than an Irish Farm in the dead summer heat! Why do women carry all those 'fat' purses around if you cannot have a mobile phamarcy and convenience store innnit?

10) My mother and all other women who feel that I am breaking the social contract by not having children. I have enough issues with my girly parts already, I can't imagine what having a child would do to me. I also don't feel like bringing new babies into the current world, so don't tell me that I should. Don't say that I should 'start looking for a husband' because I am getting older,  why don't you tell the guys, 'better get serious about a family, your time is ticking',

You ain't missing a thing sweeerie! Women are getting smarter these days. . .and are electing not to copulate with monkeys on their hind legs. . .aka men! You have made the right decision. Nothing as bad a having children with your worst enemy. Instead. . .save you some eggs and have an anonymous donor. . .or RENT A WOMB. . . !!!

The divorce rate is heading in the 75th percentile amongst BLACK peeps especially. No need bringing some 'cursed' children into the world to continue the cycle. Better still, adopt you some kids and make YOURSELF AND THEM HAPPY!

Mu he he he he he

Na real locusts!

Gosh! I can't stand women that depend on a man's wallet!

Just bicos she has a 'stinkin' poohsie. . . that reeks worse than an aquarium if not sanitized properly.

Very irritating!