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Yes.
But on one condition.
He must NOT be a Nigerian or an African.

I could marry an uneducated Chinese farmer or stark illiterate American redneck.

But an illiterate Nigerian or African? Totally out of the question!

Hell no!

Not an option.
First off. . .you have to have something to love aboutcha. . . not just your weave or moustache.
I never go where I am not loved.
I delete you from my memory ASAP!

If you cannot be with the one you love. . .love the one you are with!

Amen? Amen!

Sorry, I don't give anyone that kind of satisfaction from my standpoint!

He or she is free to take a hike or drown in the nearest lake. Love should be like a light switch. On for those who wanno see you and call PCHN to disconnect the electricity. . .without a back up generator. . .for those who dun wanno see ya!

They will not be missed for sure. Na who get t-e-e-t to take chop rotten meat?

To the 'curbside' I say!

She is not mad, not one bit at her husband for cheating.

The utmost hallmark of a classic desperado!
I will not even look in the woman's direction unless she carries her dead body in my direction. . .then I would glady teach her a lesson or two!
Na the man I go deal with.

Just like Maria is dealing with Arnold. . .as the housemaid takes cover in one 'bush' in Texas!

I wonder o!
Married men should only date married women.
Equal level.
Don't mind those 'perchers'!
When their 'expiration' dates have over expired, they start looking for someone elses home to destroy.
You nor see as Arnold go dey phock im married house maid? Equal losses all across the board.

But a single woman dating a married man? The man don fall from grace to grass be dat! I nor fit phock single man o!
God forbid!

That would be the utmost demotion! Twa! You MUST have a wedding band on display. Married men do not bug you with useless phone calls like those jobless single ones who spend time sending endless text messages. . .!!!

Married people do not set out to destroy each other's homes while dating themselves. There are absolutely NO pressures to leave your own marriage. . .since you are both consoling each other or spicing your marriages with the 'side actions'!

But those single 'HUSTLERS' will want you to kill your husband, wife and children just to be with them. God forbid I say! Tufiakwa!

Give me a married man anyday. At least, if he dies. . . his children can look at me as a second mother. Correct emotional and financial investments!

Gba be!

Now, this is something I have never been able to do.
Something to do with pride sha.
I'd rather starve to death!
I hate to give men such satisfaction.
Over my dead barry I say!
Heavens forbid!

One reason I can't allow Nigerian women in my home. Once they enter your closet na to begin beg be dat.
Dash me dis, dash me dat. When they don't get it. . .they start stealing! This has nothing to do with material poverty but 'SPIRITUAL POVERTY'!
They are greedy and NEVER satisfied with what they have. You can't have a platonic relationship with 'em. . .always wanting something or another.
Always looking for someone to use and abuse. HUSTLERS!
Very annoying!

I BE UNA PAPA NI? ABI WETIN UNA DEY OFFER ME WEY ME SELF NO DEY OFFER UNA??

I wonder o!

Please, if I wanno go phock a dude, I pay for my own flight and hotel room.  God forbid I say! This is the 21st century. Wetin consain me with man wallet, when my own is heavier? Just bring the phocking de-eek period!

Shiooooooooooor!  Na me go even pay the man sef!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

But that is how God created Nigeria and Nigerians now.
So we blame God?

I think we should just shut the furck up and quit the complaints cos we deserve what we get for failing to act. Stoopid people, stoopid nation.

I think you need to be 'touched' in several places today. This has a 'smirk' of sexual frustration.
When last did you have a 'heavenly-feeling'?

Fine with moi.
As long as I get to do minzzzze!

Why cant we all join hands together and fight against our enemy instead of ourselves. And we all know who the real enemy is

Can Satan cast out Satan?
For who "Jah" curse. . . Let no man BLESS!
When Jisos says NO! Who can say YES?

About time too.
Time to 'smoke' out all these fake pregnancies aka FIBROID TUMORS in Nigeria.
That "Precious Donatus" from IMO State with 11 babies in 1 year should be the first to undergo testing.

YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER OF THE CHILD!

She cried all her life out yesterday pleading for forgiveness

Not good enough.
She needs to 'abort' herself too.
The only solution to this 'problem'!
OP. . .you can join her too, so y'all can go say 'hello' to all the dead fetuses in the suck-away pits of the world.

Juss sayin'. . .if it bothered me that much.

Why dunnyyooo both 'terminate' yaselves for the utmost peace offerings?

Neither.
Both are well contained.
No voting necessary.

Why should ANYONE stay in a marriage involving differing sexual preferences?
Oh heck. I am so ourrra there.
The child can keep bonding with his father or mother ourra my bed.
Sexual preferences should be respected ok.
I can manage homosexuals. . . .but not 'bisexuals' who go about deceiving people.
People should hook up with like those who share the same sexual orientation.
He can go 'stick' it some place else please.  

Shioooooooooooor!!!

Not only a crime. . .but a 'felony'!
Especially 'black wor-wor'!

You can't tell the mouth from the arzzzze.
Efry whia juss dey black wwwwhhhaaaaaa!!!!

But on the flip side of things, the UGLIES make the best spouses.
They don't go nowhere!

So we plenty wey dey do this tin eh?
Not my portion in da name of MY GOOD lord!
Thanks to My God porson, don pension from all those 'hotel' runs!
Sweeeeet escapes I tellya!
Chineke God of Deliverance!

All these men eh kwa?
Thank God woman don learn to chop her own share!
One poohsie is never enough.

I guess we have not recovered from the "Arnold" saga.
Na today married men begin do 'ashewo' online?

Sheer determination. I tellya.
Gotta luv the US.
It takes a thief to catch a thief!

Vengeance is mine. . .says the Christian God OBAMA!
Back to the old laws. . . .of Sharia Xtiandom.
An Eye for an Eye. . . .A Nyansh for a Nyansh!

No, make that a "Nyansh" for oveer 3000+ Nyanshes from 'Ground Zero'!

Mu he he he he he

Give her a call.
Simple.
If she is still available. . . who knows?

The smell na wah!
Especially the men. . . Phummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
After slapping the hot sun for eva with those smelly bushy armpits!
Twa!

Ta nu jah!

I think so too.
Not enough men to go around and women are getting more desperate by the minute.
Polygamy or serial monogamy?
Tufiakwa to being a second wife! Lai lai!

Thank God I don't have to deal with either. . .

One steady partner(husband) and some side shows is my motto!

To share peh-nis with other women? Not in this life time. I fit sample am small and that is it!

O jes o!

Way to go!
What is good for the goose. . .is good for the geese plus 'gander'.
Just celebrate the annual anniversaries in graaaaaaaaaaaaaaand style.
Bravo!

OP, I gree the 'tori' well well.

[b]I've been married to my husband for 4 years and things were all rosy and perfect in the beginning. As time went by i began to lose interest in him, like I would cringe if he touched me, nevertheless we would make love. I had to do it as those are my wifely duties. Now this year in February i bumped into this other guy and i've been having an affair with him for the past 3months, this is now the 4th month. I don't think I love this guy but the sex with him is amazing, he really knows how to please me, anyway I have just found out that my husband has also been having an affair with a family friend, someone we both know very well who is a single mother.

I've been trying to end things with the other guy so that I can focus on my marriage but I don't know what to do anymore. My husband is really apologetic and he says he love me it was a mistake with the other woman. Should I also tell him what I've been up to or should I keep quiet? I am really confused.

We have a child  by the way, 7 years old.

These things happen, I am looking for serious advice please do not insult me,[/b]

Good girl!
When a man cheats on you. . . cheat right back.(Sometimes you don't even have to wait for him to cheat. . .JUST DO IT!)
Sex with the other parties is always amazing. . .the one sure way to spice your marriage up.
Ask our grand parents.

Please, don't mind all these e-badu belle and e-jolosi peeps around here who can't chop and keep the marriage certificate o!
As soon as you say I don't. . . one of them hungry babes will pounce on ya man and tell you 'he is a born-again and match him straight to the h-altar as 'husband''!

Oh gal. . . . Na H-African marriage o! The only way to preserve a stale marriage is to have some 'side shows'!
Chop as many as possible. . .so when the husband annoys you. . .you can be fantisizing with the other dude' images in your mind while screwing ya husband.

Marriage is an investment for ya old age darling.
Hang on to ya man, unless he decides to 'waka' on his own. . . THEN GOOD RIDDANCE TO STALE HOTDOG RUBBISH AND JOIN THE SINGLE OLD CARGO DIVORCEE CLUB!

Mu he he he he he


Back to work jare. . . .5 hours to go. 

Oh yes!
It is very good to have extra-marital affairs.
Not a crime.
Very sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet too!
Please, do not allow it to interfere with your blissful marriage.

Just chop and waka. . . leave the remnants to be chopped by others.

Abeg, wey my "London" ticket jare.

Time to 'chop' again.

Mu he he he he he he

Nothing genetically similar amongst the children.
Na wa for 'Imo' state pregancies o!

The woman nor even shame to comot for public!

[size=20pt]Mrs Precious Donatus who lives in Aguda, Suru-lere, Lagos, gave birth to her first child in August, 2009, after 11 years of childlessness but the baby died five days later.[/size]

When Jesus says yes. . . who can say no?

Some NL women need to visit this church I swear!

I bet she made up for dem 'abortion' days.

All these Igbo 'pregnancies' fa!

What ever happened to 'Nma-Chimpazee' in South London?


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20011175-10391704.html


https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/21/blackparents-whitebaby_370x278.jpg

This must be one of them places for child trafficking!
Even if na fowl!

The babies are :first baby, August 25 2009, Amarachi (died after five days); second baby, May 6, 2010

(Conqueror, female); third baby, June 3, 2010, (Chizitere, female); fourth baby, August 16, 2010 (Ekpereamaka, male); fifth baby, September 19, 201
(Fineseed Angel, female); sixth baby, October 19, 2010

(Evidence, female); seventh baby, January 13, 2011,

( Flourish, male), eight baby, April 2, 2011,

(Ebenezer, male) .

Real "Oshelenge" Igbotic names! Chineke!

Ten months later, Mrs Precious conceived and delivered the seven babies within intervals of one month . When Saturday Vanguard visited the home of the family, the husband Mr Donatus Ogbonna, a business man from Imo State  was at home.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Once Imo State is involved, you can be in for a real story!

This woman should be on the Maury Pauvich show. . . .YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER OF THE CHILD!
Igbo Kwenu! Yaaaa!!!

With names like "Precious Donatus". . . one can only wonder!


This na reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal local woman.


TA NU JAH!!!

Yes!

A fun person first of all with a good sense of humor.
Must be employed and [size=20pt]emotionally independent!. . . .NOT CLINGY!!! Don't call me but once a month.[/size]
Hard-working, domesticated. . .MUST KNOW HOW TO COOK!
Good personal hygiene. . . .A SHARP FASHION SENSE.
Good financial management skills.
EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS.
MUST NOT BE A CHRISTIAN OR MUSLIM.
A GOOD DANCER.






NO SMOKING!

NO DRUNKARDS!

A wholesome family is a nuclear family. . . Plus dysfunction.
All components must be present as in father, mother, children and household pets!
It does not matter if they are 'doing' each other!

There is absolutely nothing nuclear or wholesome about a 'polygamous' family.
Too many 'screws' and 'bolts'!

Abia State again?