₦airaland Forum

Of all the men in this world?
Heavens forbid!

Damn right loneliness kills.
Unfortunately, you can still be with 1 million peeps around ya and still be lonely.
Satisfaction comes from within and love certainly ain't based on numbers!
Ho-ha!

My career. Because I can never have a happy home without my career.
I had my career before my home.
Sorry. Not in the 'desperate housewife-granola wife' category!
The husband can take care of the home. 

VOTED CAREER!

Why not.
I give my guys gifts too!
Exchange is no robbery.
Who wants to exchange husbands or wives?

If you are found 'worthy' of gifts why not?

I dey accept gifts well-well o!
In cash and in kind too.

Small problem. . .find someone who will.
Simple.

Ndi-Igbo from Abia-bia State again?

Slave trade in Abia State.

Onye Igbo nee ri mmadu!

Love is when you gat your own man and a few others that absolutely adore ya! Mwaaah!
Not to mention adorable beaurrrriful children all aroundya!

Plus Hilary Clinton had her own boyfriends shinning her well well.
Hunky Arkansas highyway patrol men.
Way to go if any woman wants to keep her marriage.

GO HILARY AND BILL CLINTON. . . .Chop, clean mouth and waka jare!
By God keep that marriage certificate.
Divorce is for failures.

Don't mind all the women shouting NOT all men cheat. Ha!
Most of them snatched other women's husbands o. . .
Not to mention that the men are still cheating under their koro-koro eyes.
Come dey type nonsense for h-internet.

Some are even 5th or 10th wives kpa kpa! All na marriage ke!

Mu he he he he he

[size=20pt]CONGRATULATIONS TAMBU-WALLLLLY. . . . Whoever the heck you izzzzzzzzz!!!!

Atiku my man must be having a goooooooooood laugh!
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Ndi ashiri a bata go!
Oya, make una come gossip!

Typical Yoruba marriage.
Chaotic!

After the separation seven years ago, Femi had other relationships which have produced five kids while Funke is yet to remarry.

See who is accusing someone of infidelity?

6 children from 6 different women. . . YORUBA AKATA LIFE!

LIKE FADA LIKE SON! WITH ITCHING PEH-NIS!

When H-AIDS killy dis wan na. . .Yoruba peeps go blame H-Abacha!

Tufiakwa!

Of course he is not guilty!
That is what Nigerian politics calls for!
LOOTING!

Too bad he fell as a scape goat.

Elumelu just got sworn in amidst the same embezzling charges.

Go figure!

Thank God it has reached a Yoruba man's turn. My only consolation!

This my made in Otigba laptop sef!

Where you wan go?
Marriage is for berra or for worse darling.
A miserable married life is ALWAYS berra than a miserable divorced life!

Marriage is like going to the market without a shopping list. . .!!!
You never know how the ingredients would turn out. . . till you have finished cooking the soup.

You berra stay there. If the man leaves on his own accord fine!

You stay put!

1. Ignore him.
2. Get you one or more sugar daddies.
3. Keep your marriage certificate and YOUR MARRIED NAME!
4. Get tested for STIs frequently. . . you don marry 'dog' be dis wan o!
5. Prepare to die at any time now. . .provide alternative arrangements for who will take care of your child/children.
6. Running mad is not an option.


This is not a 'God Save Me' matter. You are married to a Nigerian man. . .please expect the worst. Only strong women survive being married to Nigerian men.

Gba be!

chillbabe:
Hey nairalanders how come [size=20pt]Ishan guys are so handsome.[/size] For me that's the most beautifull tribe.



If ure Ishan holla.

You are absolutely correct. . .a very peace-loving people. I love them!


[size=20pt] THEY Rock! I am a believer!!! Big playas too. . . !!! The best Romeos!!! [/size]


TRY the ANENIH boyz or those wickedly handsome Aburime boyz!


I am not Ishan but I have me an Ishan ex. . .A darling anyday! I absolutely adore his Ishan wife!

Absolutely nothing!
Maybe the innocent childhood when oblivious to all the yama yama concerning Nigeria.

Nothing else.

Twa!

The extremely proud nature of the South-Southeners(they never beg for anything and do not kiss arzzzes)!
The cohesiveness of the North-Northerners, minus their damn religion! They are always one. . .never killing themselves for rituals!

NORTH AND SOUTH OF NIGERIA FOR EVER!

Nothing to love about the East or West of Nigeria. I don't like cowards and I don't like materialistic hedonists masquerading as 'religious' beings!

Case closed!

I met this lady a few months ago, and what started as a fling ended up being a roller coaster love story. We are both in our forties.I never meant to fall in love with this lady but somehow, i got hooked, and right now I cannot think of anything else apart from this lady.

Please, go on.

From the onset she said she wanted a husband and not a boyfriend which then I was not prepared to be, but after a while, I am now willing to be the husband she wants.

Please go on.

I am married with 2 kids and she also has 2 kids from her previous marriage and I am about to give that away for this lady. Though my wife and I have been having normal marital issues, but nothing serious so far.

Please go on.

I tried walking away from this relationship several times but could not, cos any time I tried that, I could not concentrate on my work or anything for that matter. Right now she wants me to make up my mind, I either be with her or my wife, and right now I think I may go with her.

Please go on.

I want you guys views on this, cos I am about to make a gr8 decision. Is it worth it? Or am I being a wimp?

Yes!

Only a whimp leaves his or her spouse for another.
May I please remind you that ALL poohsies smell if not washed.
Just like ALL dee-ee--ks die naturally after a few mileages.
So, there is absolutely no coherent reason to leave one for another in a MARRIAGE.
Could you please do the world in general a favor. . . learn to be a good  'juxtaposer'!

You have children to worry about. . . No poohsie out there is worth it!

So, stop being unnecessarily 'poohsie-whipped' and GROW UP!

Thanks!


Goodnight! *Time for bed. . . Here comes my hotstepper*!