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erico2k2:
Another jelous soul. You think politicians shop in Liverpool street market?

Lol don't mind him, when there's harrods and co.
liverpool street market is for broke people (like me) that can't afford to pay full price.

Chai where will I be buying my 2 for £25 topshop river island and DP dresses?

They should sha leave barking market

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Enjoy it for the time cometh when they wont give U a 2nd glance

My mother who's over 50 still breaks necks, why should I be any different?

Not worried about that really, I'm blessed with good genes. Our beauty is directly proportional to the age.

DeeTus:
LOL! Maybe, that's his own style of attracting women.

You sound like a good girl though.

Lol! good girl? Not really...

xeems:
plz don't

Don't what?

JimiCoker:
Why d'you pity my daughter?

You know too much about tampons and periods as a guy. But its a good thing, I guess.

Nice thread misspicy... Let me join the party.

Tampon is hard work, the pain ugh. And now there's cup, how tiny is the cup though, and how is anyone able to shove it up there?

And then with tampons, you risk something called toxic shock syndrome tss could be fatal.

I hope there will be a makeup discussion soon...

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bzion1:
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chynwagod:
Just received an online invite from workforce scheduled to hold on Monday. I selected Abuja as my test centre.

pls who knows the nature of the workforce test, is it like dragnet?
Success to us all

I'm not sure what dragnet is like but someone put a dropbox link up, I think page 2 or 3. Its verbal, numerical, critical reasoning and general section.

Hi guys,
Please this question is for people familiar with the workforce test, are we writing at home or in their test centre? Are calculators allowed?

If its at home can we use a tablet pc?

nickkylawve:
What with my siggy?

... That I post* or upload*... no 's' ma.

Again, you're welcome.

nickkylawve:
in this kinda situation all u need do is thnk God she's ur girlfriend nd nt wife

Read your signature again babe...
You're welcome.

LaurelP:
OK I get your point there on the car part. But the truth is that many guys have been made to believe that with money, all things are possible. Maybe it has been working for him where other ladies are so he believed it would definitely work on you also not knowing that you're different.

Don't write him off just yet, he might prove to be a great friend afterwards.

Lol if we ever meet again.

LaurelP:
Come on now... He's probably just being a gentleman and trying to make you feel at home.
You're the one reading meanings into his actions. You ladies should learn to appreciate us sometimes, you're not the only one who loves being treated well.

Truth is, you don't need to flaunt cash to be a gentleman. After you people will be crying that girls are gold diggers. When you flaunt cash, its girls with long throat you'll attract.

When I walked into the place, he said something nice to me, like a genuine compliment, and he speaks well and he went on to ask a few questions and I was being really nice to him. If he had asked for my number at that point or after, I'd have given it to him but the moment he started with the money show off thing, I just lost interest.

Really, I see your point, he could have bought the lunch because he's trying to be nice(though I still think its unnecessary) and not to show off, but why did he feel the need to show off his car?

Estharfabian:
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I totally get You! I hate the idea of a random guy Buying me stuffs, paying for my taxi, Or just doing anything that has me thinking I Owe You...it's insulting to my personality,...Like sorry! I can pay for those, thankyou...""


Guys think they could just buy anyone off coz they have a few paper in their tiny wallets...Those ostentatious Attitudes give me this repugnant feeling! very contemptuous!

AMEN!

Ok
So I don't know why I always feel offended when a stranger, complete stranger feels the need to pay for my lunch, or recharge card. Just because you feel that's what you have to do to get me to talk to you, or listen to you.

I don't know if they feel every girl is ebinna, I never chop..

Today I refused to talk to a man who paid for my lunch, because I really wanted him to know paying for my lunch wouldn't make me any nicer to you. And this is someone I was already being nice to before he even paid for my food. Like that wasn't enough, after eating his lunch, he sat in the parking lot and waited for me to finish eating and I'm sure I stayed 10-15mins after he left, before he drove towards, again just to show off his car...

This happens to me like all the time..

Why do guys think its only when they show off money that girls can take them seriously? Its annoying tbh

tumababa:
Best is stanbic. 2000usd daily limit. Before you can increase but now, they claim cbn says no increase

Oh wow....

Thanks!

Hi Tumababa,
Noticed you have an account with most banks.
Please, from your experience what bank offer the highest daily limit? And what's this limit?.. And is it possible to increase it further?

Thanks..

justi4jesu:
@ Blessedfav


3 Tablets delivered to my US Address

Just saw this. Thanks.

damioyefolu:
Mr Ajayi and Akinmoladun. Ajayi can flog our destinies.

Haa saggy days!

Mr ajayi beat me and tabe girls because the person that was supposed to take out plates didn't, shit I cried for days.


You forgot adaraniwon

4reala:
U see, there ar some children dat takes to correction easily, even wit just iconic communication(no verbal), but some only listen to d correction of d rod

The truth is every child listens, at least from my experience. If you start correcting them from a young age and teaching them obedience, then you wouldn't have issues.

But some parents, when their children do something wrong they just look away and say oh he's just a child. The child grows up thinking its alright, or I can get away with certain things. Then the parent suddenly thinks you can flog the bad behaviour out of the child after he or she is grown... It doesn't work that way.

There's a woman that has just one daughter, the girl is rude, she's only 3, and its very easy for you to overlook it, she just keeps going ah omode ni, ko month (she's a child she doesn't know) if her mum has an argument with anybody in the area, If the daughter sees the person she'll just eye you and walk away, and the mum won't scold her. I can imagine when she's like 8-10 her mum will now carry cane saying she's teaching her to be respectful, when she's already failed now.

adahib:
Let me tell you what happened in my neighborhood. There was a very stubborn kid whose mum never wanted anybody to lay a finger on. One day in school,he tore another pupil's uniform and was flogged by a teacher. He reported to his mum when he got home. The next day, the mum got some policemen and threatened all the teachers in the school. Since that day, all the teachers avoided the kid. No matter what he did,none of the teachers will even look in his direction,let alone tell him to stop. All they did was pick a phone and call the mum. The mum was called over 20 times a day. It went something like this "madam your son is pulling off his buttons, better come stop him;your son is eating his lunch by 10a.m,better come stop him or bring another one for him;your son is crying that he wants to go, please come and either take him home or make him stop." The mum had to go to school repeatedly everyday. The kid's behavior deteriorated and his school performance dropped. The mum had to pull him from the school to another where she maintained a low profile and allowed the teachers a free hand.

This is the problem.
This mother has actually FAILED as a parent. Why should your child have to disrespect and disobey teachers in school upon all your beatings at home and "rodding" and supposed training.
I can tell you, we(my sis and I) were never beat at home but we were raised right, with morals and respect for elders. We were teachers favourites in school, I can't remember ever getting beat or punished because I decided to be rebelious except the general punishment. Not everytime beat, its all about the foundation.

As a teenager, my dad caught me writing a love letter to my pen pal aka crush, I thought he was going to beat me that day, he took the letter from me and read it, and started telling me I didn't punctuate right and no guy likes a block head, don't write this, it doesn't make you look classy etc. Everytime my penpal writes me a note, after replying I will go and show daddy to help me vet and edit. If he had beaten me that day, I would just have been smartet and learned to hide the letter.

My cousin on the other hand that he and his father used to enter boxing ring, will scatter the school with trouble, got excluded from school countless times that no school wanted to accept him. He only calmed down when his dad calmed down.

jaybanfa:
@janethEze i understand ur concerns totally, you don't want ur child brutalized etc. What i mean is disciplining a child. Now if u say, that should be your sole prerogative, then u are setting up the kid to believe that reprimand can only come from his/her parents. So the child grows up wit a false notion that only dad or mum can address me. Now when s/he knows somebody can knock me on the head for being rude or disobedient what do u think the child will try not to do?

You seem to think you can only correct children by beating, what happened to using my mouth to correct them while reserving beating for "special" cases and for the parents only.

I've looked after a lot of teenagers, the worst ones are the ones that get beat the most. That your beating does nothing, zero, zilch... Trust me.

prettythicksme:
Op i feel for u eehnn but let her continue beating u for now,she will change one day huh?**rotflmao!!**

You forgot to add "pray for her"

emmalexabl:
He obviously had the SOPHISTICATED kind of education...

Oh pleae, this has nothing to do with tribe. I remember when I was in camp there were lots of people from the SE and SS that could hardly string a simple sentence together. Like the one that was asking my friend out, that will always send his friend to talk for him, even the friend's englisg self, error. I had to ask if mr toaster is mute, when we finally heard him speak Good gracious God. The ones from akwa ibom/calabar ko, with their terrible accent, that you're not even sure if they're speaking english or efik. Same thing for the yorubas that murder the language with their terrible h factor and bad intonation.

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We've heard we won't steal from a prayer warrior.

Can't wait till its my family's turn

Royal family hehe

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]exactly o!

Them go just dey maltreat all these calm kids anyhow. My Stubbornness no go let them try that one with me. I dey speak up when anything wey I nor like happen.

Even when my aunt that I only went to spend a short holiday at her house because of exam wanted to start trying to do some funny things with me,I no waste time,i carry myself come my papa house with my own money.

no time for all these yeye wicked relatives.[/color]

Exactly only "calm" kids. Funny thing is we (my sis and I) are usually very quiet; good children type thing. So people always think we can be bullied. Most times when we fight back, they're usually shocked that we can be like that and wondering where it came from.

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