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yinkslinks:
Okay i will. but please add me and let me share it with you first.

not a pastor and besides fever is a sign of good health, it means ur immune system are working

yinkslinks:
Okay i will. but please add me and let me share it with you first.

not a pastor and besides fever is a sign of good healty, it means ur immune system are working

yinkslinks:
Lol. you make me laugh. my fever just left now now. Thanks

congratulations ooo, go for testimony

DuruCrusher:
make u no go marry

stop snitching on my ass

Falz please don;t go with simi cos i'm crushing on you ooo

yinkslinks:
Yes. I want to get to know you please.

know ke? abeg ooo, i be pikin

sinaj:
Sexy Mama





Wanna be like you wen I grow up lol

I don fine pass am already

action mama with Davido's kind of voice

FRSC does not have petrol, and they are working for the government can we say the petrol that the government don;t fuel all the cars they have? and the nearest hospital's doctor is nowhere to be found, when the devil has something evil to do he has someone on the inside to use which is the doctor, and the stupid nurses are busy looking for shadows in the day when they clearly don't have the necessary requirements, and we cannot say they should shut down the hospital because we all know the government will not still construct the road and that stupid hospital will be the nearest that will always be available. better all staffs in that hospital be sacked and replaced with ppl who are ready to work and yet they will still use connection for those who will be employed and they will be lazy too. Nigeria has so many problems that is yet to be discovered. may the soul of the departed rest in Peace and God will comfort the families they left behind .

Now those in the Government including the president should stop travelling by air to other states and travel by road and experience what Nigerians are experiencing. they can mourn the death of those close to them and even tell the world to morn with them but ignore the deaths of the masses that die everyday on the same road. the death of these 7 doctors is really tragic cos 7 doctors can save 7,000. RIP to them

yinkslinks:
Hello hit me up on WhatsApp please 08100392181. Thanks

hit you up, ke? nawa ooo

actitious disorder symptoms involve mimicking or producing illness or injury. People go to great lengths to avoid discovery of their deception, so it may be difficult to realize that their symptoms are actually part of a serious mental disorder.

Factitious disorder imposed on another (previously called Munchausen syndrome by proxy) is when someone makes another person sick, requiring medical attention. Usually this involves a parent harming a child. This form of child abuse can put a child in serious danger of injury or unnecessary medical care.

Factitious disorder signs and symptoms may include:

Clever and convincing medical problems
Frequent hospitalizations
Vague or inconsistent symptoms
Conditions that get worse for no apparent reason
Conditions that don't respond as expected to standard therapies
Eagerness to have frequent testing or risky operations
Extensive knowledge of medical terms and diseases
Seeking treatment from many different doctors or hospitals, which may include using a fake name
Having few visitors when hospitalized
Reluctance to allow health professionals to talk to family or friends or to other health care providers
Arguing with hospital staff
Frequent requests for pain relievers or other medications
How those with factitious disorder fake illness

Because people with factitious disorder become experts at faking symptoms and diseases or inflicting real injuries upon themselves, it may be hard for medical professionals and loved ones to know if illnesses are real or not.

Factitious disorder symptoms involve mimicking or producing illness or injury. People go to great lengths to avoid discovery of their deception, so it may be difficult to realize that their symptoms are actually part of a serious mental disorder.

Factitious disorder imposed on another (previously called Munchausen syndrome by) is when someone makes another person sick, requiring medical attention. Usually this involves a parent harming a child. This form of child abuse can put a child in serious danger of injury or unnecessary medical care.

Factitious disorder signs and symptoms may include:

Clever and convincing medical problems
Frequent hospitalizations
Vague or inconsistent symptoms
Conditions that get worse for no apparent reason
Conditions that don't respond as expected therapies
Eagerness to have frequent testing or risky operations
Extensive knowledge of medical terms and diseases
Seeking treatment from many different doctors or hospitals, which may include using a fake name
Having few visitors when hospitalized
Reluctance to allow health professionals to talk to family or friends or to other health care providers
Arguing with hospital staff
Frequent requests for pain relievers or other medications
How those with factitious disorder fake illness

Because people with factitious disorder become experts at faking symptoms and diseases or inflicting real injuries upon themselves, it may be hard for medical professionals and loved ones to know if illnesses are real or not.

But seriously you don't tell a lady with good qualities she's fat, you just make her work out with you to encourage her without telling her

i think you both should register in a gym together to encourage her and stop her from eating junks or stop her from eating when its 8 p.m if she's hungry she can eat fruits, buy plenty for her.

insted of ppl to comment they call lalasticlala, o ga oo

None

very simple, take her to a nice place like a movie or go to a resturant, have fun and on your way back tell her how you feel and give her a minute so the words can sink into her head then change the topic to something funny because if you don't you both will get bored or you buy her a drink or snack where she can bury her aggression on. Don't say you are not good for her cos it's going seem like you have low self esteem.

i thought rape is 17 or 21 yrs imprisonment, when did it turn to 200,000 naira bail?

Aunty Linda you better stop the ofofo, amebo, your mates don marry with 3 pikin but you dey blog lies about ppl. maybe na your bride price dey scare guys away= ur lekki house dey intimidate guys. tell ur ppl to reduce it cos u becoming an old cargo ur stature is just covering up for you.

if he has worked with the Nigerian army then they can contact the Nigerian army to give them the necessary info of him so they can contact his next of kin

if he has worked with tha Nigerian army then they can contact the Nigerian army to give them the necessary info of him so they can contact his next of kin

No doubt i like china but love myself and Nigeria more.
China is a country with over 1.4 billion people and they consume as the same rate of what they produce or harvest but as we all know China manufactures almost everything except humans and even with that they have started producing what they call the Chinese goddess in form of a Robot that can satisfy every human needs.
China has a very long history dated far back as 4,000 years ago which we can say helps in their civilization. like we said before Chinese are one of the top world's consumers of agricultural products due to their population which is still growing due to the new 2-child policy which began this year but without much ado here are the fake/false food now made or produced by Chinese farmers or companies.
1. Plastic rice: I'm sure everyone heard that already that there is a company in china that produces edible rice made from plastic, which is melted and cut into rice-like shape but the effect of this is ulceration and cancer.
2: false edible eggs: we all think making fake eggs are difficult but it is easy for the food scammers and gained momentum over the years and even profit for the producers because you can hardly distinguish the fake from the original egg laid by Hens not by human. so what are the content of fake eggs, they include: sodium alga acid, water, gelatin, baifan, sodium benzonate, lactones, carboxylmethyl, callulose, calcium carbide, lysine, food coloring agent. calcium chloride, paraffin wax and gypsum powder to be precise.
3. Wheat and rice flour: if they can make plastic rice how much more rice flour, which is mixed together with wheat flour causing artificially increased protein level in dog's food which was why it was mixed in baby's formula some years back causing the death of dogs after being poisoned to death.
4. Noodles: Also called sweet potatoes glass noodles popular in Sichuan meals, so instead of making the noodles from sweet potatoes flour to give a transparent black purple color now the make it with corn flour and how do they get the right color? from printing ink, green dye and paraffin wax.
5. Mushrooms: Research shows that 81% of fresh mushrooms contains florescent bleach which is used to make the mushrooms look whiter and fresh, this was discovered in Beijing 2010 and yet difficult to know the fake fro the original.
6. Beef: Chinese are lover of pork maybe due to the fact that beef here in China is expensive and scarce but how do they make the false beef, very simple, just soak the pork into sodium borate and a detergent additive which gives it that yummy beef aroma. but the sad part is that just 1gram of sodium borate is enough to kill a child while in others can cause long term poisoning and this is done to just preserve the stale pork till anyone comes around to buy it.
7. Cabbage: How is it done just add some cancerous drugs to the cabbage plant to make it grow bigger and stay fresh in the market for a lng time till it is consumed.
8. Adultrated honey: China is one of the world's producers of honey but imagine them adding sugar, alum and coloring
9. Duck of Pig blood Tofu: Chinese eats coagulated blood of a pig or duck and they so much adore it, i respect their culture but how about making the fake of it by adding formaldehyde, dye and materials used for printing and using chicken's blood instead of duck or pig.
10. Tofu: Made from soy milk also called Soya curd. just by adding soy protein, flour and monosodium glutamate, coloring and ic already make it fake.
The worst part of this fake foods is that it causes food poisoning and cancer of the stomach or any type of cancer pending on the side effects of what you have eaten, i just hope i have not eaten the false Noodles. Lord have mercy on your kids

This is stupidity of the highest order, Type I stupidity. looking at the picture how is he going to get his white ass off the ladder

IamAtribalist:
She is not in her natural habitat though

instead of laughing i squeaked

effty:
"having an army as a bf". This one is strong.

lol, its not easy but my dear you have to be sometimes tough and stand your ground and sometimes consider that the only place they can find peace without hearing a gun shot is with you. but i later got to discover you feel safe with them, but don't change who you are for them.

its a no no no for me

i think i will be asking for beef or fish pepper soup cos this China wey i don dey for 3 years now thier fish is closee to tasteless and beef is scarce like petrol

well, i don't blame the doctor for calling him in cos anything might happen and the poor guy is accompanied her without having the slightest idea of what is going on and also vagina bumps can happen to any lady not necessarily due to sex but due to maybe poor hygiene or hormonal imbalance or poor nutritions, it just accumulation of neutrophils, edema fluid and plasma cells (abscess)

Toks2008:
Im amazed you left that part out where i also wrote about a lady bringing her own quota to the table.

to me i think a lady is to support the man emotionally and help reduce the stress but not the main job of the lady to put food on the table, if he doesn't have at that moment its acceptable but not when he puts food on the table for a whole week and the lady puts food on the table for the next week, that's insane

the lady making Garri and shit happens are both funny and i so love the military wedding, but having an army as a bf is difficult especially when there is a distance, that's my experience