₦airaland Forum

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

HungerBAD:
I wrote it before.

And i will keep repeating all day, the PDP has created a monster in Rivers State. A very bloodthirsty monster in the form of Wike, who will Kill, Maim, Destroy and Behead his way to holding on to Power.

To those urging him on, this has gone beyond any party affiliations here. What Wike is doing in Rivers State if not curtailed, will be designated a "Genocide" by the United Nations.

Does Wike even know that nothing last forever? This Wike i know will end up in Jail sooner than he expects.

President Buhari, please declare a State Of Emergency in Rivers State before Wike kills everybody in that State.

LuveU2:

fistonati:
When INEC couldn't conduct a credible election, how do you expect Nigeria to be under PMB. Na to postpone Nigerias progress under buhari be dat.

Chanchit:
That's not an office sef, na shop. And you would know that gen has worked far more than what the manufacturer bargained for.

KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

Jamzig1:
This is the situation of water for students in the UK hall of FUNAAB this morning. Students had to queue to fetch a bucket of water. Some students had to resort to getting water from an old well nearby. Some students were seen heading towards the student union building all in quest for water so as to make it early to 8am lecture. This was as a result of lack of power supply the previous day and the school authority failed to put on the generator at the stipulated time the previous night.
Why should this be happening in a federal univerity .

endtimesblog:
Ini Edo's look was slammed as many felt her dress looked more like a wedding gown..Well,she doesn't agree...She wrote

Now this beautiful work of art was designed n made by one man which Is what I call excellence in craftsmanship that lots of people can not boast of being successful at any form of craftsmanship or talent yet they are quick to judge n insult people who invest their time into productive creativity...keep your senseless unsolicited opinions to your self comment on ur pages and stay clear of my page if all u have to say is discredit other people's hardwork . It's only an ugly mind that would call this ugly. Enough said. @jbliving designer of life"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCnwWHQhAWL/?hl=en

psquaret:
its Gradually coming down, this should be a lesson to us as a country that tho thing might be tough now but we will diffidently get there one day.

if at the time dollar was 480 and every body crying down Buhari to Devalue the Naira including the best Economist in Nigeria told Buhari to Devalue the Naira: i m talking about Pat Utomi.

I sincerely respect Buhari stand despite all odds he took his stand. i Guess does who called Buhari Names should be ashamed now infact i think he knows Economics better the so called Guru Pat Utomi.

All Hail The President of Federal Republic of Nigeria

All Hail the Youth

nnachukz:
Some people's Monday in fact week has just been destroyed with this news. Zombies will be like what did he even do that is special? does he have an option? stop praising this man. Buhari will win bigger award zombies life is saturated with frustrations, it is a very hard life to lead.

alphamodel1:
The man in suit, his choice of shirt with the suit, hmmmm.

Zoharariel:
How did Dino become a Senator in Nigeria?

nikkiehan:
do we still av caring guys

forgiveness:
Wonderful! It seems it is only the direct heir of a reigning dead king can become king in this kingdom and some part of Delta state.

UncleJJ:
Yes Nigerian ! But, IPOB is making everyone skeptical about the east.

These are military equipment not housewares. From, the look on Saraki's face the senator is just wasting his time.

He may get the contract for training kits but definitely not for real soldiers.

Besides, the senator should have invited the other senator to the so called factory in ABA.

Military boots and uniform are from very durable materials and made by companies who have experience or have brought in experienced individuals to do so.

For all we know, these guys are importing this shi*t from vietnam, china or indonesia.

It's the same way we where told innoson is a manufacturing plant , while infact it's an assembly plant.

Defence contracts are not childs play and are only issued to the most trusted of candidates. Unfortunately , eastern Nigeria is on short supply of this so called element.,

HungerBAD:
Mr President.

I beg to disagree with you. Goodluck Jonathan did not do anything special, he got his behind whopped by the Nigerian Electorate, tired of him and his thieving Cabal, and he respectfully did the RIGHT thing by handing over to the Winner.

Nigeria is still a Democratic Country, and there is nothing special if a "LOSER" passes on the BATON of Power to the "WINNER".

HungerBAD:
Mr President.

I beg to disagree with you. Goodluck Jonathan did not do anything special, he got his behind whopped by the Nigerian Electorate, tired of him and his thieving Cabal, and he respectfully did the RIGHT thing by handing over to the Winner.

Nigeria is still a Democratic Country, and there is nothing special if a "LOSER" passes on the BATON of Power to the "WINNER".

HungerBAD:
Mr President.

I beg to disagree with you. Goodluck Jonathan did not do anything special, he got his behind whopped by the Nigerian Electorate, tired of him and his thieving Cabal, and he respectfully did the RIGHT thing by handing over to the Winner.

Nigeria is still a Democratic Country, and there is nothing special if a "LOSER" passes on the BATON of Power to the "WINNER".

monacobull:
Funny enough there was NO such restriction. I myself had a 2:2 in school, and still got a job with them. So no excuses here.

moneybag100:
Yea but sellers in Benue won't spend high transportation fee from Benue to lagos or high storage rent or huge tax.

sameer1212:
I am fu*cking sad about this fu*cking news

EbukaFran:
OP you mean how IPOB youths reacted on Twitter?

90% of those twitting are from one section of Nigeria For example Nonso, Azuka, Emeka etc

We know them and they can go and jump in the nearest Lagoon to their location

Mjshexy:
I see no rift here at all. It's rather too early for any one to start bashing PMB for the change his party promised Nigerians, moreover we can see the efforts of Mr President in recovering looted funds & a totally different positive attitude towards governance.
Maybe after a year in office, Nigerians can then start giving their score card of the APC led government.